FYI: Petite mohawked monkey OWNS YOUR SOUL

by Meg on July 24, 2008

[sucking thumb + bamboo strand]

Here’s the deal.

I’m a golden-haired, mini mohawk-sporting, teeny-nostrilled monkeh.

And I own your soul. all of it! All. FYI.

Cutestmonkey

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah, Sparkling T.!

{ 64 comments }

1 Angie B 07.24.08 at 3:02 pm

Is that a mohawk or a FAUXhawk? Either way, tres chic!

2 BBM 07.24.08 at 3:06 pm

Ooooooh! I wanna cuddle him!

3 trin 07.24.08 at 3:06 pm

Monkey? or Ewok?

4 JC 07.24.08 at 3:09 pm

The sucky thumb slays me.

5 CJ 07.24.08 at 3:09 pm

It’s a Monchichi!

6 Carol 07.24.08 at 3:11 pm

Um, is it just me, or does his nose kind of look like Michael Jackson’s since it started disappearing?

7 scooterpants 07.24.08 at 3:12 pm

where’s da mama !?!!

8 CJ 07.24.08 at 3:14 pm

It’s a Monchichi!

9 Noelle 07.24.08 at 3:14 pm

I gladly bow to the King of {cute}Primates! My soul is yours! Now, come here and let me cuddle you.

10 D. H. 07.24.08 at 3:25 pm

I’m sorry, but Memebon already owns my soul…

11 Janeyferr 07.24.08 at 3:28 pm

Night Elf (Mohawk)?

12 Catsquatch 07.24.08 at 3:30 pm

Awwww….

Baby monkeys are so child like.
Or is that the other way around….

;D

13 metsakins 07.24.08 at 3:32 pm

Meg, this guy has had my soul for a long time:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/10/bunday.html

and he’s not giving it up!

14 Eastie 07.24.08 at 3:33 pm

Cute thumb-sucking monkeh. Definitely a Michael Jackson nose, though. Eek.

15 Erebella 07.24.08 at 3:42 pm

I love the sort-of demonic little ears and the way his back toes are all curled up. I bow down to the supreme monkiness.

16 Golden or NTKTOK 07.24.08 at 3:43 pm

My GAWD. What the HELL is that?! That can not be a real critter. It must be a stuffed animal. Only Beanie Babies could come up with something so utterly ridiculously fantastically QTE. I swear.. just when you think you’ve seen it all. I WANT…

17 Michelle 07.24.08 at 3:47 pm

He can have my soul. I was hardly using it anyway. Here. He can have this nectarine, too. And these macadamia nuts. And the tv remote. And my ATM pin number. And…

18 curious 07.24.08 at 4:00 pm

Reminds me of Rue McCallahan.

19 honeypants 07.24.08 at 4:01 pm

Something about this baby monkey reminds me of David Bowie in “The Man Who Fell to Earth.” Am I insane or does anyone else agree???

[Is this test multiple-choice-only, or can I use essay format? - Ed.]

20 Kris 07.24.08 at 4:02 pm

Progeny of Michael Jackson, for sure!!!

21 Theo 07.24.08 at 4:05 pm

Pssst.

New category, peeps.

22 Rachel Sweeden 07.24.08 at 4:07 pm

Awwwwww! He is so adorable.

23 carmen 07.24.08 at 4:19 pm

I am sorry little monkey but my soul is already owned be Memebon. You came real close to taking it, but sadly Memebon won out.

24 inktupbbw 07.24.08 at 4:22 pm

*shifty eyes* it looks like what i’ve always imagined bigfoot to look like, but in chibi form…

25 michii 07.24.08 at 4:28 pm

the nose freaks me out a bit.. sorta skull-like. I agree with the ones that said it’s Michael Jackson-esque…

26 Suzanne 07.24.08 at 4:43 pm

Nose definitely Michael Jackson-esque. Monkey more of a cross between a gremlin and an ewok. And I’d be curious to see an essay on how this monkey reminds you of David Bowie in The Man Who Fell To Earth. What one earth would you cite?

27 Theo 07.24.08 at 5:10 pm

IMPORTANT DISTINCTION:
This monkey’s nose is *supposed* to be that way.

28 Isncee 07.24.08 at 5:12 pm

Oh my god, its face looks just like a grey alien’s! The eyes, the nose, the mouth… creepy…

….but, of course, also cute.

29 Paunchie 07.24.08 at 5:26 pm

Ditto Michael Jackson nose!

30 Eastie 07.24.08 at 5:51 pm

@Theo: Haha! So true!

31 berthaservant 07.24.08 at 5:51 pm

I’m impressed by the cuteness, to be sure, but imagine, people. This little dude probably has a lot of brothers and sisters and relatives who are equally prosh. They are ALL deserving of a small piece of your soul.

32 sunnymum 07.24.08 at 5:54 pm

Oh what a cutie pie! The head resting on the tree is what does me in. C’mere little one, my shoulder is softer than the tree.

Apparently my soul is owned by many animals that have appeared on C.O., and now this guy has part of it too!

33 Tara 07.24.08 at 5:55 pm

Yeah, Micheal Jackson all the way!

34 titi 07.24.08 at 6:26 pm

where’s the shark gone??

35 Theo 07.24.08 at 6:38 pm

Titi — it jumped the Fonzie.

36 Button Bright 07.24.08 at 6:39 pm

I think you mean Rue McClanahan, curious.

37 Kris 07.24.08 at 6:47 pm

As LaToya as this little one’s nose is, it would really be awesome to pick him/her up and cuddle. Wonder if these monkeys like to cuddle with humans?

38 curious 07.24.08 at 7:03 pm

Button, you are correct.

39 Jorden 07.24.08 at 7:04 pm

Awww…he looks all softerly.

40 nancy 07.24.08 at 7:25 pm

way cute except for that wittle nose. Did he have the same surgen as Michael Jackson?

41 chanpon 07.24.08 at 7:44 pm

Monkey’s so fuzzy! His nose may be the Jackson family special, but he’s so much cuter than Michael – even compared to Michael’s Jackson 5 days.

42 Theo 07.24.08 at 7:47 pm

Um, I really don’t think Michael Jackson is wearing the family nose anymore.

Can we stop talking about him now? Please?

43 Kris 07.24.08 at 8:01 pm

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin’ How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn’t Matter Who’s Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It

Ooops, sorry. :o P

44 Theresa 07.24.08 at 8:37 pm

Monkeh!
Monkeh-eeeeeee!

Oops, did that already. It’s hard not to.

45 Katrina 07.24.08 at 8:44 pm

OK- if you could have a tail, what kind of tail would you have- come on those people who didn’t respond before!

46 BeanSidhe 07.24.08 at 8:44 pm

“I want a story before I go sleepies, k?”

47 Aelfwyn 07.24.08 at 8:44 pm

Cute? Hmm. Reminds me too much of Mrs. Coulter’s daemon.
And of David Bowie, obvy.

48 Theo 07.24.08 at 9:07 pm

For me it’s still afterburners, Katrina.

49 Rooanne 07.24.08 at 9:38 pm

I think he’s a wood elf!

50 lurkertype 07.24.08 at 10:59 pm

Yes, lil’ Monchichi here is going to have to get in line behind Memebon and a whole bunch of little kittehs if he wants my soul.

51 binky-mama 07.25.08 at 3:17 am

For the love of God somebody get him a bankie!

52 Theo 07.25.08 at 3:22 am

OK, here ya go, li’l feller…
http://www.banksy.co.uk/outdoors/horizontal_1.htm

53 Subhangi 07.25.08 at 5:46 am

LOL! What kinda monkeh is he?

54 Hon Glad 07.25.08 at 9:14 am

Aelfwyn: You beat me to it.
Yes folks, watch out, remember Mrs Coulters golden Tamarind!

55 starling 07.25.08 at 9:27 am

Not Jackson-esque, Phantom of the Opera-esque.

56 Barbarella 07.25.08 at 9:27 am

WANTZZZZZZZZZZZZ! :D

57 Too Late 07.25.08 at 1:20 pm

So that’s a mohawnky? BWAHAHAHAHA!

58 Ermine_Violin 07.25.08 at 2:41 pm

It’s oh so cute and cuddly!

Sorry I’m late with that – and it would have made such great hovertext!!

59 ThreeCatNight 07.25.08 at 3:07 pm

Little monkeh, I believe that you’re presh enough to put into my pocket and carry around all day (in between kisses, of course).

60 ksul 07.25.08 at 5:15 pm

I’m definitely in the monkey kinda looks like a scary skeleton camp.

61 A 07.25.08 at 10:18 pm

Mon Chi Chi!!!!!!

62 elizabeth 07.26.08 at 2:29 am

He looks like he’s wearing footie pajamas, about to go to bed….Better hand over your teddy bears as well as your souls. :)

63 Stacy 07.26.08 at 5:56 pm

Can I keep him? (Please Ma, he followed me home!) Love the ‘do.

64 slipjack 08.03.08 at 4:41 am

Subhangi – It’s a Francois langur. The adults are just as cute as the babies.

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