NO STINKEH PUPPEHS ALLOWED at Cat Club!

by Meg on July 11, 2008

Oh yeah? well guess WHAT? NO PUPPEHS are allowed in OUR cat fort! Not a single puppeh.

[Kittehs do secret handshake to show solidarity] That’s right. High Five.

[In unison] By the Knights of Kittenden, we pinkie swear to keep all puppehs OUT and pelt them with water balloons if they, like dare to get in.

Kitteh_club

Open the trap door, I’m going down to get us some Cokes, Jaclyn

[Photo seen at ICanHasCheezburger... - Ed.]

{ 60 comments }

1 Jaclyn 07.11.08 at 1:37 pm

I would like to thank Icanhascheezburger.com for the pic. I think I have too much time at night.

[Wait, what? ICHC?? Whose photo *is* this, exactly? - Ed.]

2 trin 07.11.08 at 1:39 pm

SQUEE!

kisses noses…. and then goes and kisses puppeh noses too…

3 steppy 07.11.08 at 1:44 pm

Pretty kitties. Can I join their club. I so wuv bebe kitties.

4 Anne Boleyn 07.11.08 at 1:49 pm

Yeah, and kitties have enough sense not to make their fort from an up side down box too, you dumb puppies.

5 Kris 07.11.08 at 1:52 pm

Oh, they are just precious!!!

6 Metz 07.11.08 at 1:52 pm

Yay!! Kittehs can have a better club than dem other guys. They must be brothers and sisters though, look how much the kittehs look like the puppies!
Can I join Kitties? I’ve got popcorn!

7 J.R. Jenks 07.11.08 at 1:55 pm

Solidarity? I don’t think so.

The kitteh on the left is clearly about to attackle the ear of the kitteh on the right.

8 Moochiecat 07.11.08 at 1:59 pm

“Um…’cept we don’t have pinkies….and um…who’s going to fill them water balloons?….we needs to think about this a bit more!”

9 Vampy 07.11.08 at 2:03 pm

This has become my all time favourite kitten picture ever since the day I first saw it at ICHC.

10 reg 07.11.08 at 2:03 pm

the reason why i love cuteoverload… aside from the pics, the capshuns are just excellent…

11 Jenn in IL 07.11.08 at 2:15 pm

EEEEEENNNNHHHHH! Look at that wittle sweet round baby kitteh face!

*Splodes*

12 catablob 07.11.08 at 2:18 pm

water balloons not necessary.
they can just pee on the puppies.

13 stubbedoo 07.11.08 at 2:20 pm

ROFL at Tail Swear. How many times have I been thwacked in the head with a cat tail?

14 Erebella 07.11.08 at 2:21 pm

J.R. Jenks – nah, left kitteh is not going to nom ear of right kitteh. He’s just telling him the new password, which changes every 5 minutes. You can’t be too careful with them sneaky puppehs. I think the new password is, Meow……….as opposed to the last password, meoW.

15 Allie M. 07.11.08 at 2:25 pm

Yep, the original picture is credited to “SWAT Strachan” over at ICHC!

http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=gurls

16 Suzanne 07.11.08 at 2:27 pm

Anyone else reminded of the Brady Bunch episode where they’re building clubhouses?

17 Allie M. 07.11.08 at 2:29 pm

And actually, I don’t know how they manage credits at ICHC… The credit might go to the person who uploaded it.

18 Kris 07.11.08 at 2:35 pm

Those kitties need to be careful or they’ll be headed to boxhab.

19 CaroL 07.11.08 at 2:43 pm

In light of the lack of pinkies to swear with, maybe the kittys could some sort of secret whisker rub/nose beeb combo? Oh, and I just gotta do this….ahem…”Know what rocks? Kittehs in a BOX!” Hehehehe….

20 Lyddie 07.11.08 at 2:50 pm

Puppies win! The have the cuter picture and the cuter caption. Not that this one isn’t cute, it just isn’t as cute.

21 Kari 07.11.08 at 2:50 pm

Awwww! They look like my little kitty, Zora!

And Kitty on the left is actually trying to focus on Right Kitty’s ear, to see if he’s whispering in the right place or not! >^..^<

22 zeldapie 07.11.08 at 3:18 pm

Hey, bring back some chips when you get the Cokes, ‘kay?

23 PattyP 07.11.08 at 3:24 pm

Lyddie, I beg to differ! Kittehs win paws down. We don’ need no stinky breff puppehs!

I wubs kittehs. I especially love the expression of the kitteh in the background!

24 Pussytoes 07.11.08 at 3:35 pm

Kitteh on right looks like her mouf has been in the buttah.

25 LOLDemon 07.11.08 at 3:55 pm

I have the feeling that sometime in the near future, both clubhouses will be destroyed and the kitties and puppies will learn a valuable lesson about interspecies tolerance.

26 katiedid 07.11.08 at 4:19 pm

Pinky nose swear!!!

27 chanpon 07.11.08 at 4:34 pm

I defect, I defect!! I demand to belong to this club instead! And yes, I would love to incite and little kitty and puppy clubhouse war right now to watch them go at it. It would be cutest war EVER.

28 Theo 07.11.08 at 4:35 pm

LOLDemon, I’ve got a better idea: Make them into a duplex with duct tape.

29 Theresa 07.11.08 at 4:35 pm

Somebody is standing down below, looking very angry, and yelling:
“Tigers are mean.
Tigers are fierce.
Tigers have teeth
and claws that pierce.

Tigers are great,
they can’t be beat.
If I was a tiger,
that would be neat.”

While kitties are looking out and saying “You’re no doing the dance.” ;)

30 Kallisto 07.11.08 at 4:43 pm

Yay for Calvin and Hobbes reference, Theresa!

31 Lurker 07.11.08 at 4:47 pm

Fact of Life #6: Kittens love forts.

32 Hon Glad 07.11.08 at 4:54 pm

“And our fort is up a tree;try climbing up here, dumb puppies”

33 Fegli 07.11.08 at 5:04 pm

“None shall pass!!!
‘Cept wif cheezburgers.”

I <3 ICHC

34 ThreeCatNight 07.11.08 at 5:07 pm

And if I were a puppeh, I think I’d be sorely tempted to just kiss that little pinky nose, rules or no rules!

35 Rafael 07.11.08 at 5:19 pm

Blue eyes….nuff said!

36 berthaservant 07.11.08 at 5:19 pm

You know what happens. The kitteh fort and the puppeh fort start having a fight. There’s lots of licking and nomming and paw-swiping until someone gets a scratch and starts crying. Then mom or dog kitteh comes out with a plate of cookies and tells everyone to come inside and play nice and they all fall asleep in a pile watching “March of the Penguins” again. Circle of life, peeps.

37 chanpon 07.11.08 at 5:35 pm

I would prefer this method of breaking up a kitty-puppy fort war:
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/65872/detail/

38 ButtaRumCake 07.11.08 at 6:16 pm

MAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Berthaservant that was WAY QTE!!!

39 Kris 07.11.08 at 6:26 pm

I wanna know what a dog kitteh is…??? ;oP

40 Metz 07.11.08 at 6:33 pm
41 cheesybird 07.11.08 at 6:41 pm

Kittehs rool! Down wif doggehs! Who’d wanna join yer stinkin’ puppeh club anyway?

Shh… The password is Nyerhe!

42 Kris 07.11.08 at 6:44 pm

That eees a LARGE kitty. (I’m not touching the Pricey Pussy caption…)

43 tblue 07.11.08 at 6:47 pm

Oh–I looked at it wrong. I thought maybe Ceiling Cat had Ceiling Kittens.

44 Noelegy 07.11.08 at 7:49 pm

When I was in the fourth grade, I started an organization known as the Cat Club. I was, of course, the president. We didn’t really do anything, except argue from day to day who was “in” and who was “out,” and have “secret minutes.”

45 jmuhj 07.11.08 at 8:40 pm

Rait yu ar, kittunz an if ai had mai way, tihs wud bii teh kondishunz fur teh whoal PLANUT.

46 HISSSSSSS 07.11.08 at 8:59 pm

Boxhab awaits. I tried to actually use the term “boxhab” once and no one knew what I was talking about.

47 Theo 07.11.08 at 9:03 pm

Hiss — yeah, I think that’s one Cute-Overload-ism which won’t escape into the outside world. “Interspecies Snorgling”, though — THAT one has recently been spotted in the wild. (CNN is wild, honest)

48 Decca 07.11.08 at 10:46 pm

See? I told you they had water balloons!

49 Jackie 07.11.08 at 11:20 pm

First rule of Cat Club: No talking about Cat Club.

50 Ross1219 07.12.08 at 2:26 am

…trying to make me go to boxhab, I said no, no, no.

51 Gillie 07.12.08 at 3:21 am

Awwww… those kitties are awfully little to be needing box-hab already.

52 Theresa 07.12.08 at 3:22 am

Denouement of Calvin vs. Susie Derkins epic water fight:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3062/1714/400/ch870717.jpg

53 Katrina 07.12.08 at 9:44 am

Yes, that Ashara loves children, for lunch.

Why are people breeding exotic pets? What a selfish thing to do.

What’s next. 2-foot-tall giraffes? Good Gravy. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

54 SillyGirl 07.12.08 at 5:50 pm

@Theresea
sigh…Calvin and Hobbes are so great…

55 Paunchie 07.12.08 at 7:02 pm

beep beep!

56 Freya 07.12.08 at 9:03 pm

YAY!! Kitteh clubs r so sooperiors!!

57 Hyura 07.12.08 at 9:40 pm

this is one of my fave pics. kitty looks so determined to keep outsiders OUT!

58 Subhangi 07.14.08 at 10:26 am

I haz a cheezburger! Will you let me in?

59 Theo 07.14.08 at 2:20 pm

You duz NOT has cheezburger. NO WAI.

60 nina 08.25.08 at 4:13 pm

that is like sooooooooo adorable let me see it again………………………..awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute!!!!

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