It’s the Insanely Happy Dog Show!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on July 14, 2008

Who’ll always smile and never frown?
It’s Insanely Happy Dog!
Who turns those sad days upside-down?
It’s Insanely Happy Dog!

Who’s a friend to every boy, girl and cat,
And no, his face didn’t get stuck like that,
He’s just happy to see you, so come on, let’s go,
It’s the Insaaaaaane-leeeeee
Haaaaa-peeeee Doooooooooooog
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!

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The Insanely Happy Dog Show is a Tiffany G. Production.

{ 70 comments }

1 Babs 07.14.08 at 12:50 pm

Who’s our first guest, Johnny? Huh who is it who is it who is it huh?????!!!!

2 Babs 07.14.08 at 12:51 pm

Uh oh, Teho, I just saw whut I did ther. It was a accident, promise!

3 veomer 07.14.08 at 12:54 pm

so nice! good luck!!!

4 Seregwen 07.14.08 at 1:03 pm

Is that a dog or a red panda?

5 chanpon 07.14.08 at 1:03 pm

Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy.

6 Delphine 07.14.08 at 1:13 pm

What is this dog’s race ?

[I think you mean "breed", Delphine. "Race" only applies to people. - Ed.]

7 Anne Boleyn 07.14.08 at 1:16 pm

Delphine, I think he does best in the low hurdles.

8 Julia 07.14.08 at 1:20 pm

Sure this isn’t a red panda? O.O

9 Janie 07.14.08 at 1:24 pm

Gosh-darn it, I do not WANT to like Pomeranians, but CO is CONTINUALLY FORCING me to find them utterly adorable!

::huff::

10 Kris 07.14.08 at 1:25 pm

Looks like a little fox to me!!
Smiley fox,
Smiley fox,
What are they feeding you?
;o)

11 Pupsnstuff 07.14.08 at 1:28 pm

Is this the same person who provided the Mr. Chomps pic???

12 Too Late 07.14.08 at 1:30 pm

Welcome to the greatest theme park on earth!!! Now would you like to have your photo taken?! :) )

13 marie_n 07.14.08 at 2:02 pm

it’s like a pom had a love child with a red panda!

*drums beat* dog show!

14 Darrellyn 07.14.08 at 2:04 pm

Toooo cuuttte!!! *head explodes*

Anyone know what breed this is? I must have one! Preferably that exact one. :)

15 ThreeCatNight 07.14.08 at 2:17 pm

“There’s no business,
like show business,
like no business I know.
Everything about it is appealing,
Everything the traffic will allow.
No where can you get that happy feeling,
When you are stealing
that extra bow-wow-wow!”

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, and assembled Puppehs and Kittehs — do I have any further requests from the audience? Ah, I just love the spotlight!

16 haschen 07.14.08 at 2:37 pm

is it me or is that sung to the tune of the spongebob theme?

17 Chris B. 07.14.08 at 3:06 pm

That is a beautiful Pomeranian. I too came up with the Spongebob theme song to sing it to.

18 scooterpants 07.14.08 at 3:12 pm

nothin ‘happies-up’ a house like having a pommie in it. :)
‘happy happy joy joy’ from Ren and Stimpy also makes this post into a nice little ditty. now its stuck in ma hed.
dang.

19 kasia 07.14.08 at 3:13 pm

duuuuude… this has GOT to be a red panda (with a REDONKULOUS haircut!!). ‘cos if THAT was a dog, no one would never, EVER have any other dogs!! *cuteoverloadplonk*

20 zeldapie 07.14.08 at 3:14 pm

*boop!

Hee hee, I just booped your little black nose!

*boop!

21 Maggie 07.14.08 at 3:23 pm

Hah, thank you so much for posting this! Today is my birthday, and it seems like no one cares in this house. Well, this brightened my day :D

22 mm 07.14.08 at 3:23 pm

it’s a firefox…

23 wagthedogma 07.14.08 at 3:46 pm

Happy Birthday X3, Maggie! :)

24 aloria 07.14.08 at 3:47 pm

I want this red panda lookalike dog NOW.

25 Lucy's mommeh 07.14.08 at 4:06 pm

Methinks it’s an older red pom whose face is getting white.
Golden labs do that too.
is arful cutes.

26 starling 07.14.08 at 4:09 pm

“[I think you mean "breed", Delphine. "Race" only applies to people. - Ed.]“

It’s “ras” in Dutch and “Rasse” in German. It’s the English speaking lot who are weird :>

[Oh, I agree that English language can be an illogical pile of contradictions, sure. It *is* weird. But "breed" and "race" aren't really interchangeable words... - Ed.]

27 marie_n 07.14.08 at 4:20 pm

lucy’s mommeh – beagles do it too! mine is going to age gracefully.

28 claudia 07.14.08 at 4:51 pm

Puppy Breath!

29 Hon Glad 07.14.08 at 4:54 pm

Happy talk,keep talkin’ Happy talk,
Talk about things you’d like to do,
Ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruuuff,
Howl howl howl, howl howl hooowl,
Arf arf, arf arf, arf arf,arf arf, whoooooooo.

30 Kris 07.14.08 at 5:00 pm

So we’re headed to the South Pacific today, are we?

There is nothing like a dog!
Nothing in the world…
And there’s nuthin you can hog,
That is anything like a dog.

(So not that many things rhyme with dog…sue me.)

31 Kris 07.14.08 at 5:00 pm

So we’re headed to the South Pacific today, are we?

There is nothing like dog!
Nothing in the world…
And there’s nuthin you can hog,
That is anything like a dog.

(So not that many things rhyme with dog…sue me.)

32 Kiragirl 07.14.08 at 5:06 pm

Happy, happy talkin’ happy talk,
bark about thin’s you like to do.
If you have gotta pee,
then you have gotta peeeee,
go outside to pee and # 2.

33 Redzilla 07.14.08 at 5:07 pm

Aloria, glad I’m not the only one seeing the Red Panda Factor(tm) going on with this dog!

34 Kiragirl 07.14.08 at 5:09 pm

There ain’t nothin like a pom,
nothin in dis worl’,
cause u can’t nom nom nom,
even it’s a bebeh skwerl.

35 Kiragirl 07.14.08 at 5:12 pm

Baroooo high
they call her
Baroo high
look at me.
Baroo now
pomster puppeh
smile at all
smile at me.

36 Kris 07.14.08 at 5:18 pm

Nice job Kiragirl!

I’m gonna wash that Pom right outta my hair,
I’m gonna wash that Pom right outta my hair,
I’m gonna wash that Pom right out of my hair,
And send him on his way.

37 Hon Glad 07.14.08 at 5:21 pm

I think there must be some huge odds, on many of us paraphrasing South Pacific.
Though I am sure Theo can explain it, or Bertha S. can cite some learned tome?

38 Kiragirl 07.14.08 at 5:39 pm

Some Enchanted Evening
you may meat a pom
you may meat a pom
and take him home with you
and carefully tuck
him into your bed
just far enough
to see his red head.

Some enchanted midnight
he will surely wake you
wake you with a slimy
lick on your face,
and you do not move
you simply give in
cause he is the one who
will always baroo.

39 Michelle 07.14.08 at 5:43 pm

What is it about this post that makes me crave blue cotton candy, fountain coke, and a long strand of cherry Zots?

*sugarbuzz flashback*

40 Katrina 07.14.08 at 5:48 pm

You’ve got to be carefully taught…

41 charliewabba 07.14.08 at 5:52 pm

When my pee turns the snow canary yellow,
I forget every other time I’ve peed,
so they call me a cockeyed optimist
Fluffy orange and completely de-flea’d

42 zeldapie 07.14.08 at 6:31 pm

*boop!

I just booped Maggie on the nose. Happy birthday!

43 Theresa 07.14.08 at 6:31 pm

I’m gonna wash that pom right outa my hair,
And keess heem on the nose.

44 Kiragirl 07.14.08 at 6:33 pm

Bravo

45 emily 07.14.08 at 6:57 pm

no more souf pacific! no more!

46 Theo 07.14.08 at 7:00 pm

…anybody wanna peanut?

:gzzt:

47 Boomer's Babysitter 07.14.08 at 7:02 pm

Ok, now I really need a Boomer fix. Boo looks *just* like that, in the facial expression, but he’s all white, and not a pom, but a bichon. But Boomer’s daddy is home right now, so Boo doesn’t need me. Except maybe to play with…

48 snuh 07.14.08 at 7:21 pm

yeah, naw way; that is a red panda. NO LESS AWESOMELY CUTE! but it’s def gots to be a red panda!

49 Khadija 07.14.08 at 7:25 pm

AND he won the red panda lookalike contest!

50 Kris 07.14.08 at 7:43 pm

Don’t you know I can’t smile without you.
Can’t smile without you.
Can’t laugh and I can’t sing.
I’m finding it hard to do anything…

Is that better Emily?

51 BeanSidhe 07.14.08 at 7:51 pm

I can’t even begin to imagine what this pup’s “I’m outSIDE!” face looks like…

52 Shelly 07.14.08 at 8:08 pm

I know that look. It is the “I’s about to get treats.” face.

Like this:
http://bp0.blogger.com/__F3cxzqls3k/RsF93vhPOxI/AAAAAAAAAC8/CauBy6-XOUY/s1600/happybday2me.JPG

53 Tracy 07.14.08 at 8:26 pm

Happy Birthday MAGGIE!!!

54 Holly 07.14.08 at 8:32 pm

Yeah, that looks like a red panda. Super-cute!

55 Kiragirl 07.14.08 at 8:58 pm

I’m gonna wash that flea right outa ma hair,
I’m gonna wash that flea right outa ma hair,
I’m gonna wash that flea right outa ma hair,
and flick em on the cat.

[ok, sorry hehe]

56 Jack Ruttan 07.14.08 at 10:44 pm

I think that’s a pom trimmed to look like a red panda. And “race” is French for “breed.” So it’s all cool.

57 Mina 07.14.08 at 11:26 pm

Cutest puppy ever! Looks like it cross bred with a Red Panda

58 berthaservant 07.14.08 at 11:56 pm

Gray skies are gonna clear up,
Put on a happy face!

PS NTMTOM — love the “no his face didn’t stick that way” line.

59 pookiepuff 07.15.08 at 12:02 am

Does this dog have any teeth? hehe.

60 ashagato 07.15.08 at 12:41 am

“Delphine, I think he does best in the low hurdles.”

in a very tight race, Anne Boleyn gets the biggest lol of the day award ;)

61 Elsa 07.15.08 at 12:49 am

That’s not a dog!

You’ve blatantly just given prozac to a red panda!

62 Theo 07.15.08 at 1:29 am

(why would anybody do a thing like that??)

63 Subhangi 07.15.08 at 5:38 am

Red Pandog? Baroo?

64 Hon Glad 07.15.08 at 8:15 am

My prize for scansion, goes to… drum roll CHARLIE-WABBA..cymbal crash, huge round of applause.

65 DLR 07.15.08 at 11:32 am

is that a dog for sure? i’ve not seen a dog like that. maybe it is the uber-closeup, but what kind of dog is it if it indeed is a dog?

66 mia_the_feline 07.15.08 at 2:58 pm

Then one day dog was in the forest trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
He was caught in a bear trap and dog set him free
And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
And it turns out he’s a big-shot producer on TV
So he gives dog a contract and whaddya know
Now he’s got his very own Insanely Happy Dog show!

67 Laura 07.15.08 at 5:58 pm

That pup kind of looks like a red panda! cute!

68 squid 07.15.08 at 11:42 pm

It’s like Smile Time, but–pomeranian.

69 Totalee Puppy 07.17.08 at 2:54 am

Thanks to HON GLAD for getting us all started with
“Happy Talk”!

70 nylecoj 12.07.08 at 10:35 pm

lol. it’s my background. what a nice thing to see in the morning… :)

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