For That Pom-tastic Smile!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on July 23, 2008

Congratulations, and thank you for purchasing the HyperPom™ Dental Care System. With proper care and feeding, your HyperPom will give you many years of tooth-cleaning service.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE

  1. Insert toothbrush into the patented Grrrip-Tite™ mechanism and close gently.
  2. Apply your favorite toothpaste to the brush.
  3. Taunt HyperPom™ mercilessly until it begins to vibrate with rage.

Why ... you ... lousy, stinkinIoughtaBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Found on Wag Reflex, the Amazon.com pet blog

{ 38 comments }

1 Kiri 07.23.08 at 7:41 am

Haha! The picture is cute and everything, but the commentary is what made it. Thanks for the laugh NTMTOM! :)

2 Kiri 07.23.08 at 7:45 am

Hmmm… I putted in a comment and now it does not to show up. Whyfor?

Srsly. Ah well. Cute dog, and muchly funny commentary.

3 Kiri 07.23.08 at 7:47 am

Oh. Uh, feel free to remove my second post. And this one. >_<

4 binky-mama 07.23.08 at 8:53 am

Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists.

(the fifth dentist was a nuffer) :P

5 cheesybird 07.23.08 at 10:16 am

Hovertext! Hovertext! Bwahahahahahaha!!!

6 Thistle 07.23.08 at 11:07 am

^ ^ Cute bundle o’ fluff.

7 Hershi 07.23.08 at 11:56 am

Aaaw, even angry Poms with fangs in their bottom jaws are adorable. This bundle of cute can clean my teeth any time!

8 Paul 07.23.08 at 12:33 pm

I would tewtelly brush three times a day with the HyperPom™ Dental Care System!

9 Babs 07.23.08 at 1:08 pm

Excellent, Other Mike.

10 Tee 07.23.08 at 1:16 pm

So cute I …… SPLODE!

11 Rachel Sweeden 07.23.08 at 1:36 pm

That is adoarble invention.

12 Katrina 07.23.08 at 1:37 pm

I offer an alternative- The fifth dentist is a cat, perhaps, or a disapproving bun-bun…
Who thought to put a toothbrush in a baby Pom’s mouth? Super cute.

13 RevWaldo 07.23.08 at 2:08 pm

I’ve known one or two cats that steal toothbrushes because the dig the minty smell/taste of the bristles. A pom is kinda like a cat, so , same principle?

14 Hon Glad 07.23.08 at 2:16 pm

Hyperpom, sounds a better system, than my current teefs brush. It’s the type that buzzes at you, to move from one “quadrant” to another. I usually end up mentally telling it to “go get f****d, I haven’t finished this bit yet”, also sometimes(when I am late for work) the 3 minutes seem interminable.

15 BeanSidhe 07.23.08 at 2:16 pm

“Four out of five dentists think the fifth one should just chill out.”

Extra points for the Paws-Up.

16 metsakins 07.23.08 at 2:21 pm

I’d like to meet the person who could taunt a pom into anger or rage. Wait a minute, I don’t want to meet that person!

17 Meow 07.23.08 at 2:42 pm

Why would anybody want to piss off their pet?

18 Theo 07.23.08 at 2:43 pm

Sometimes you just gotta brush your teeth, Meow.

19 SoCalSis 07.23.08 at 2:58 pm

Is it just me or does our HyperPom™ Dental Care System totally look like a centerfold for Dentician’s Monthly? “Tawny is a receptionist in a dentist’s office and just loves her job!”

Okay, guess it’s just me…

20 Kiragirl 07.23.08 at 4:01 pm

fuzzball

21 Gail (the first one) 07.23.08 at 4:14 pm

@SoCalSis: LOL! Her turn on’s are: Flossing, Greenies and long walks!

22 (the original) Mel 07.23.08 at 5:20 pm

This photo looks like it was taken in like, 1988.

23 Clairezilla 07.23.08 at 6:24 pm

I would like one of those little feets on my keychain, pls.

24 berthaservant 07.23.08 at 7:42 pm

He’s just waiting to battle the cavity creeps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Y_vEKbZhU

25 Theo 07.23.08 at 7:54 pm

Good GAWD, B-Serv. One more flashback I just did not need.

26 scooterpants 07.23.08 at 9:14 pm

killer pommie!
my sugarbear would whip that thing back and forth and throw it up in the air and across the room til it was good-n-dead! then she’d chomp on it til there was NOTHIN left of it at all…..
vicious beasties that they are.

27 Hon Glad 07.23.08 at 9:40 pm

B-Serv. That clip certainly gahsted my flabber.

28 alexa 07.23.08 at 10:01 pm

it’s mine an I’m not giving it back grrr don’t even think about it grrr

29 carmen 07.23.08 at 10:53 pm

To funny!

30 ashagato 07.24.08 at 2:13 am

funniest one yet, em-TOM!

31 chanpon 07.24.08 at 2:28 am

Brusha, brusha, brush-a…

32 Subhangi 07.24.08 at 5:39 am

LOL @ Hovertext! LOL @ Binky-mama! OMIGAWD.

Come here you fluffball! ::tickle::
::grrrr::
::bzzzzzzzzzzzzz::

33 Sabrina 07.24.08 at 1:40 pm

*taunt taunt taunt*

34 goldendays 07.25.08 at 4:58 am

is that really a pom? it looks remarkably like a keeshond to me. i’ve had two of them but i didn’t raise them from puppehs so i’m not sure…

35 Zanti Misfit 07.25.08 at 6:07 am

I agree with goldendays. That looks like a Keeshond puppy to me as well.

36 cheweys mom 07.25.08 at 1:54 pm

I also thought it was an baby keeshond. looks a lot like my chewmonster did when he was a baby. he loves to get his teeth brushed, runs in a circle then jumps up on the couch armrest and waits for me to brush them.

37 Andreina&cassie13 07.25.08 at 9:06 pm

so cute!
it should the poster dog for
dental hygienne

38 A 07.25.08 at 10:25 pm

Dat’s my toothbrush!!!

GRRRR!!!

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