Biscuits will be a-ready soon!

by Meg on July 14, 2008

Just gotta knead the dough a liiiiiiiiiiiiittle more.

This is my a-faaaaaaavorite recipe.

Bill S., just like a-Grandma used to make!

{ 71 comments }

1 Vampy 07.14.08 at 3:28 pm

Awwww!!!

Sweepy silber tabbies! And looks like they’re store kittehs (or kittehs who come to work with their hoomin everyday).

2 tank 07.14.08 at 3:29 pm

are they in the window of a store or something?

woo first *ducks and runs*

3 tank 07.14.08 at 3:29 pm

dang! missed!

4 DivaPie 07.14.08 at 3:30 pm

Oooooo first in line for hot, fresh baked goodness. Are those buttermilk bisquits maade from scratch?!?

Yummers!

5 wagthedogma 07.14.08 at 3:32 pm

Book me a flight to Tokyo because I’ve gotta get an appointment at that spa STAT!!

6 Wombats 07.14.08 at 3:32 pm

Where can I get a massage kitteh like this??

7 anner 07.14.08 at 3:34 pm

them’s some deeeep-tissue massaginks!

8 Vampy 07.14.08 at 3:35 pm

WAIT!

THere’s ANOTHER KITTEH! I missed it, so focused on the two silver tabbies was I. It’s right in front of the kitteh being massaged.

9 rhea 07.14.08 at 3:36 pm

super fluffy cuteness!

10 ali 07.14.08 at 3:39 pm

The biscuit-making kitteh looks like he/she is pressing so hard! Ouch!

But so very adorable.

11 Kris 07.14.08 at 3:46 pm

I think that’s Dr. Kittaire and he’s palpating to see where the tumor is. (It’s not a TUMAH!)
Looks like the dear Dr. needs a nap before seeing patients!!

12 Sandwich 07.14.08 at 3:56 pm

That kitty looks soooo soft and squishy!

That masseuse kitten looks like he’s in a zen place :3

13 scooterpants 07.14.08 at 4:03 pm

ooo- that is some DEEP tissue sweet-ish massage going on there. i wonder how it feels to have your internal organs re-arranged like that?

14 zski 07.14.08 at 4:30 pm

I want a kitty massage!

15 Carolyn J. 07.14.08 at 4:34 pm

I don’t know who’s enjoying themselves more, the biscuit-maker or the dough.

16 Emily 07.14.08 at 4:37 pm

Wow, that’s one squishy kitteh

17 Celia 07.14.08 at 4:48 pm

That kitty is in such a trance!

18 Wicked 07.14.08 at 5:10 pm

Ohmygods, it’s like, slo-mo kittens in spaaaaaaaace!

Also, love how they’re totally falling asleep whilst kneading and being kneaded.

19 Hon Glad 07.14.08 at 5:15 pm

I am normally very British about this sort of post. I look to see what, ironic comment I can make.
But I just sat and went, Awww how sweet, Awww isnt that charming.
I have now been banished from this ‘Kingdom by a shining sea’Can anybody put me up?

20 chanpon 07.14.08 at 5:22 pm

Whoa, are we sure the victim, err.. 2nd kitty isn’t a bean bag kitty or something? (O_o) They both seemed to be in heaven though. How do I train my kitty in deep tissue massages? My little one only kneads biscuits on his fleece bed, and I get so tired after work.

Unless I missed something in the video, the text at the end is in Chinese (and Chinese sentence structure), so I don’t think it’s Japan crushing us in cuteness (for once).

21 Hon Glad 07.14.08 at 5:26 pm

Blow me Chanpon you understand that pictogram stuff?
Um if that’s what it’s called?

22 Ronita 07.14.08 at 5:38 pm

I kneed biskits. Kitten biskits! (Oh how I luv how Meg can make things rendonkulously funny in only two sentences. Quite a gift).

23 debg 07.14.08 at 5:42 pm

Hon Glad, you’re welcome to join us at Deb’s Cat House (double entendres are free). I’ve seen British reserve slip now and then, though, so they might not kick you out for one tiny infraction.

24 Katrina 07.14.08 at 5:44 pm

Does this cat train physical therapists? If so, sign mine up!

25 Ray 07.14.08 at 6:12 pm

ahh yes, …that’s the spot.

26 jmuhj 07.14.08 at 6:20 pm

Qte Qte KAWAII OMG

*SPLORT*

27 Theresa 07.14.08 at 6:35 pm

Top keetty is hynotizing himself as he massages– IT’s A WIN-WIN!

28 Lurker 07.14.08 at 6:43 pm

My 20-lb. Maine Coon was sitting in my lap makin’ biscuits last night. This morning I have two paw-size bruises on each leg.

29 wagthedogma 07.14.08 at 6:49 pm

Hon Glad, you will find no shortage safe havens for emotional excess just a quick pond-hop away here in the good ol’ U.S. of A. It’s one of our grossest national products! ;)

30 Babs 07.14.08 at 6:50 pm

Frankly I can’t believe the kneadee is not all “ow, my pancreas!”

31 warrior rabbit 07.14.08 at 6:56 pm

I think they’re ideographs rather than pictograms, but I could be wrong.

I wondered what it said, too, but figured it was a credits type thing. If it’s more, please tell us!

32 carmen 07.14.08 at 7:01 pm

sign me up!

33 taj 07.14.08 at 7:12 pm

I woke up to a kitty kneading my arm. It would be wonderful, if it weren’t for those claws! *ouch*

34 Zombie 07.14.08 at 8:18 pm

KITTEH MASSAGE

35 Alexis 07.14.08 at 8:25 pm

Love the total relaxation on the kitty getting the deep tissue massage. “Gaaallllgh…”

36 chanpon 07.14.08 at 9:05 pm

Uh…the characters read “to watch this again” (next to the usual swirly replay button).

37 Rags 07.14.08 at 9:07 pm

Aaaawww… He’s a happeh little kitteh…

38 Judy 07.14.08 at 9:38 pm

I’d sure love a deep-tissue massage like that!!! :)

39 Sharon 07.14.08 at 9:44 pm

I’m so proud, my hubby was the sender inner!

40 Theo 07.14.08 at 9:50 pm

Ahh, that’d be Non-Birding “Ivory” Bill S. then?
;)

41 Owlfeather 07.14.08 at 10:08 pm

Actually this is japanese.
If you click on the video to go to the youtube page it becomes pretty clear.
This seems to be one of the popular cat cafés in Tokyo, where you sip your coffee, and theres lots of cats loose in the store ^^

42 doxnsox 07.14.08 at 10:10 pm

Ovary beeskuts.

43 chet, ruby, and miaoux's momma 07.14.08 at 10:18 pm

uh, i don’t think those beeskitz will be ready ANYTIME SOON!!!!

44 Daphne Moss 07.14.08 at 10:32 pm

lol@Lurker…
My Mom is caring for my 22-pound Maine Coon and frequently has the same complaint…but he is in such a biscuit-making trance, he just doesn’t notice…Dangerous love…

45 Hyura 07.14.08 at 10:57 pm

grrrr so cute.

46 berthaservant 07.14.08 at 11:59 pm

Hey, why is my youtube in super slo-mo?

Clearly, kitteh is NOT in a hurry to serve breakfast. If the biscuits take that long, I’m not gonna be waiting around for the gravy.

47 Sarah 07.15.08 at 12:08 am

Cat cafés = BEST IDEA EVAR.

48 DaytimeDeb 07.15.08 at 12:25 am

I took a nap last week and ended up on my stomach. Woke up to my 17-pound kitty purring and giving me a back massage. Thank goodness he never does that when I am sleeping on my back. Could. Not. Tolerate.

49 Purre Paradise 07.15.08 at 12:41 am

I can’t breath……….. I also enjoy that way when she wanna make biscuits from me :) lil cruel faires i love all of them.

50 ashagato 07.15.08 at 12:59 am

i really, really, really want to open a cat cafe…

you can tell chinese when they’re all squarish, structural characters, and japanese is a combo of the formal chinese characters and the simpler, straight and loopy characters. check out the japanese sentence above, and you’ll see what i mean.

51 jaceyy 07.15.08 at 1:23 am

The Chinese characters just mean “Replay”.

Oh…I need this kitteh’s massage right now!

52 YoMama 07.15.08 at 2:25 am

Don’t go baby, I knead you.

HAH!

53 binky-mama 07.15.08 at 3:55 am

That kitteh looks very happy to have his internal organs rearranged.

54 Sharon 07.15.08 at 4:10 am

Theo –

That is the one and only Non-Birding-only-Mr. Neil-gets -to-call-him-Ivory-Bill S.

;)

Sharon

55 Hon Glad 07.15.08 at 6:48 am

Thank you for the offers to put me up. You have probably also noticed, that I can’t punctuate to save my life.(and my spelling is iffy)
But I also think some of you know how to use a computer and type in ‘word’ then transfer it?

56 Barbarella 07.15.08 at 8:48 am

That kitteh is kneading itself into a trance… :)

57 Mandy 07.15.08 at 10:53 am

Oi… makes me want to go back to bed. :P Ahh bills to pay. :( Not sure exactly what the shop is selling… almost looks like an actual bakery, but you can’t really have cats there. Too much fur.

58 Mandy 07.15.08 at 10:54 am

Never mind, just figured it out. I think it is a shoe shop.

59 DLR 07.15.08 at 11:30 am

whoa, all i could think of was “ouch” as that’s some deep kneeding there i wouldn’t be surprised if the paws hit the table on the other side of the cat’s body! yowzers!

60 Theo 07.15.08 at 12:19 pm

Sharon — grumble mumble literary rockstars and their vague entitlements harrumph.

61 Sharon 07.15.08 at 12:55 pm

Theo

Tell me about it!

The first time I heard the name, I loved it. I called NBB that one day and got “the look” and was warned in no uncertain terms to never use it in my blog if I wished to stay married. He said it makes him sound like a riverboat gambler who should be wearing a searsucker suit.

62 Theo 07.15.08 at 1:54 pm

“Sapsucker,” you mean. [snerk]

63 Theresa 07.15.08 at 2:01 pm

Oops, reminds me of what Sophie Zawistoska called her boyfriend Nathan’s seersucker suit. It was not fit for a family blog.

64 Kathleen 07.15.08 at 6:20 pm

Oooh, that feels good!

65 meadowgirl 07.15.08 at 7:04 pm

omg biscuits are my a-faaaavorite too. :)

66 mel 07.16.08 at 1:04 am

It’s gone! :(

[No it's not... somebody always says this, and it's hardly ever true. Try the link below, which is really the same thing, just not embedded... - Ed.]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr6c_TJfLUI&eurl=http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/07/biscuits-will-b.html

67 John 07.16.08 at 2:26 am

Looks like he’s feeling around for something he lost in fur of kitteh.

68 Lurker 07.16.08 at 12:07 pm

I think CO should make a whole Makin’ Biscuits™ subcategory, like the Cats-n-Racks™ one.

69 Theo 07.16.08 at 12:35 pm

John — contact lens?

70 bec 07.16.08 at 10:36 pm

this video + the theme from charade = incredible

71 Hanii Puppy 07.17.08 at 6:35 pm

Kitty Biccies :D <3

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