OMG.
the flickr site ! you gotta be kiddin me.
did you’all see the little black cali on there! SHUT UP!!!!
not fair that some people have so many while some have so few….
I love those cream colored ones! Yeah, the first one has his eyes on the prize, the second one just has his eyes on the first one’s butt. Good thing cats don’t work together – they’d rule the world!!!!! Oh wait, they do, don’t they?
Born free,
As free as the wind blows,
As free as the grass grows,
Born free to follow your heart.
Stay free,
Where beauty surrounds you.
The world will astound you,
each time you look at a star.
Stay free,
Where no one can find you.
You’re free as the roaring tide,
So there’s no need to hide.
Born free,
And life is worth living.
But only worth living,
if you’re born free!
Mel.
your marmie looks like a terrorist.
be vewy careful bout your curtains and furniture and breakables and such.
also could be a biter/garbage dumper/toilet paper un-roller.
i wish i had one…
Jiffknee — not bad, very close… both themes are by the same composer. That’d be Henry Mancini. The Pink Panther theme sounds sneakier, whereas the Peter Gunn theme sounds more intimidating.
curious (and a former reference librarian) I googled “made of win and awesome” since I had never before been told I was comprised of those two particular elements, and I came up with lots of hits that showed that combination of words (in that order), but I still have no clue what it means. Or where it comes from.
I was once told I was “wicked cool,” and I knew what that meant, but that was 10 years ago.
[Well, it's *from* the internet, and it means what it says! - Ed.]
[OK, fine... Thou Hast Made Me Laugh Most Heartily Due in Large Part to the Silly Ways in Which You Do Think, and Have Quite Recently Had Some Success at the Articulation Thereof, and Now I Must Take My Leave, for Verily My Head a Splode - Ed.]
Congrats on your new kitty Mel, he or she is a really cutie pie! Glad you rescued a homeless kitty.
Now, these two fluff balls in the grass are almost too teeny to tiptoe through the blades of grass for heaven’s sake! You could scoop one up and I bet it would fit just fine in one small hand.
Charliewabba’s version reminds me of the Star Spangled Banner According to the Percussionist:
Oh, say can you BOOM, CRASH
By the dawn’s early BOOM, CRASH
What so proudly we BOOM, CRASH
At the twilight’s last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright BOOM, CRASH
Through the perilous BOOM, CRASH
O’er the ramparts we BOOM, CRASH
Were so gallantly streaming? 3 &
1…2…3…
2…2…3…
3…2…3…
4…2…3…
5…2…3…
6…2…3…
7…2…3…
8…2…Oh,
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOOOOMMMM; BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOOOOMMMM; BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
I’ve never had a marmie, due to cat allergies, but I almost would want one as cute as those! Except for the itching and sneezing and general malaise… bummer that.
“Kitten: A small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two.”-Anonymous
THANK YOU TO…
THREECATNIGHT for “Born Free”…
JIFFKNEE for suggesting the Pink Panther theme…
THERESA for “Dead Ant”…
JD for “Calgon, Take me Away”…
THEO for raising the bar.
Daww daww dawwwwww. Now that I think about it, I am not sure I’ve ever actually seen a real live kitten in person. I really need to do something about that. How is it even possible? I must have seen one in a pet store, but I have no recollection.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go concoct another resurrection potion.
(Seriously, the marmie watch is on hold. I might be moving in the near future depending on a job interview in Missourah next week, so the new kitteh kampaign has been suspended).
pthuppthpthtpt- oh, cheesybird, your upholstery and mine both need a good tweezering. ppthtpptthup, nice itty bitteh kittehs.
Theresa-fabulous drumming there, are you a re professional boomer?
Good luck Berhtaservant-we’re rootin’ fer ya! Montana is so lovely this time of year…
Katrina-Berthabutler said “Missourah,” not “Missoulah!” So, anyway.
Berthabutler, good luck on your jobsearch. I empathize and sympathize. Relo is a b****.
Liz- OMG, How do you LIVE?(zoolander ref. right thar)
Please go directly to your nearest Humane Society Shelter and snorgle kittens til you puke rainbows(or until you pass out from the QTE)
Tiz Kitten season still and your chance to catch up is now.
OOOOO, such fierce hunter cats!
well if you’re worried about them I’ll just tuck them in my tote bag and..
*runs away*
warnig do not go to the flickr site if you have a weak heart or are prone to asploshions!
Splendor in the Grass! They’re too cute to be fierce!
oh my goodness…they are just too anerable!
HAHAHA! I have a new MARMIE KITTEN and YOU DON’T. MUHAHAHAHAA!!! I’m going to go pet him right now. HEH!
Oh, that’s where my falsies went.
I want to live in a place where there are moss-covered rock walls and tickly grass and fuzzy marmalade kittehs.
[That'd be Switzerland. - Ed.]
OMG.
the flickr site ! you gotta be kiddin me.
did you’all see the little black cali on there! SHUT UP!!!!
not fair that some people have so many while some have so few….
Oh, and Mel?
marmehkittehpixplskthxbye
itteh bitteh kittehs!!!
i actually gasped from my heart sploding! i can just hear them purring against my cheek.
No can get ugly. WAY too qte to get ugly, evah!!!
Ooooh, the flickr link has lambies and a dog that looks like Rachel Bilson’s Thurman Murman!!!
I love those cream colored ones! Yeah, the first one has his eyes on the prize, the second one just has his eyes on the first one’s butt. Good thing cats don’t work together – they’d rule the world!!!!! Oh wait, they do, don’t they?
Oh holy bugfreakin ANEURYSM, Peeps!…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2528579366/in/set-72157603863508031/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2540830111/in/set-72157603863508031/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2530683271/in/set-72157603863508031/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2639236374/in/set-72157603863508031/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2580144044/in/set-72157603863508031/ :MEEP:
Also…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2541658822/in/set-72157603863508031/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2373182871/in/set-72157603863508031/
Hee hee, I lurve it when guys go MEEP.
Sure, everyone knows the orange ones are the most trubz.
That wasn’t me, that was the ZOMG TINY MARMIE KITNZ!!!!
They are LETHAL!
dubz da trubz!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mitsubachigrl/
Here’s my new marmie, b*tchez! Ahahahaaaa!
Theo, you need to give Berthaservant a heads up and warn him not to look! This could be lethal to him.
I nearly died from the qte! My chest hurts, must go lie down..
*visits flickr site*
Katze
Katze
Katze
Katze
Sheep
Katze
Katze
*gigglesnort*
Your 4th pick is my favorite picture!! The LOVE!
Born free,
As free as the wind blows,
As free as the grass grows,
Born free to follow your heart.
Stay free,
Where beauty surrounds you.
The world will astound you,
each time you look at a star.
Stay free,
Where no one can find you.
You’re free as the roaring tide,
So there’s no need to hide.
Born free,
And life is worth living.
But only worth living,
if you’re born free!
ears are yummy http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2639237398/in/set-72157603863508031/
I wish my grass was as nice.
Damn . . . I can’t come up with the Pink Panther theme to save me. All that’s running through my head is the Peter Gunn theme.
Works, though.
T’ain’t gonna get ugly. Couldn’t possibly with all that peach fluff coming at ya’.
TINY STUBULAR KITTEHS IN TEH GRASS!!!!!!!!!!
Am dead.
Mel.
your marmie looks like a terrorist.
be vewy careful bout your curtains and furniture and breakables and such.
also could be a biter/garbage dumper/toilet paper un-roller.
i wish i had one…
OMG QTE QTE QTE kawaii!!! Take VERY GOOD CARE of them and love them forever!!!
Baby kittens!
Jiffknee – it goes
da dum da dum
da dum
da dum, da dum, da dum,
duh-duh duh DAAAAAAAh
duh duh duh duh duh
da dum da dum
da dum
da dum, da dum, da dum,
duh-duh duh DAAAAAAAh
duh duh duh duh duh
Dwaaaah duh dah duh dah duh
dwaah dwaah dwaaah dwaaah
diddly dah dah
Jiffknee — not bad, very close… both themes are by the same composer. That’d be Henry Mancini. The Pink Panther theme sounds sneakier, whereas the Peter Gunn theme sounds more intimidating.
Charliewabba, you are made of win and awesome.
Awww, shucks, Teho – what can I say but
“MEEP!”
is :meep: like when you *boop* a kitteh’s nosicle?
It’s what a kitten SAYS to you, as you’re towering way up in the sky like that.
Do we have another category now:
“torturing berthaservant?”
I dig the little halo of fuzzulence
Okay, don’t MEEP too much, I might wet myself!……………or something
curious (and a former reference librarian) I googled “made of win and awesome” since I had never before been told I was comprised of those two particular elements, and I came up with lots of hits that showed that combination of words (in that order), but I still have no clue what it means. Or where it comes from.
I was once told I was “wicked cool,” and I knew what that meant, but that was 10 years ago.
[Well, it's *from* the internet, and it means what it says! - Ed.]
[OK, fine... Thou Hast Made Me Laugh Most Heartily Due in Large Part to the Silly Ways in Which You Do Think, and Have Quite Recently Had Some Success at the Articulation Thereof, and Now I Must Take My Leave, for Verily My Head a Splode - Ed.]
Trubz? yeah right!
More like sweet fluffy balls of orange here to make our days that much sweeter
so fierce
Oh, I am so tempted to ‘shop a domokun in there.
Please, think of the domokuns.
Congrats on your new kitty Mel, he or she is a really cutie pie! Glad you rescued a homeless kitty.
Now, these two fluff balls in the grass are almost too teeny to tiptoe through the blades of grass for heaven’s sake! You could scoop one up and I bet it would fit just fine in one small hand.
Here, kitties. *waves snacks* Come on over here. You can cause plenty of trouble in my yard…
I always thought the Pink Panther theme went
Dead Ant,
Dead Ant,
Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant
etc.
Oh, I think these are the most bea-you-tee-ful eyes I have ever seen:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2689485156/in/set-72157603863508031/
I also lurve all the “antenna” and “kiss, kiss” comments attached to the photos
Charliewabba’s version worked, but yours works too, Theresa.
Charliewabba’s version reminds me of the Star Spangled Banner According to the Percussionist:
Oh, say can you BOOM, CRASH
By the dawn’s early BOOM, CRASH
What so proudly we BOOM, CRASH
At the twilight’s last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright BOOM, CRASH
Through the perilous BOOM, CRASH
O’er the ramparts we BOOM, CRASH
Were so gallantly streaming? 3 &
1…2…3…
2…2…3…
3…2…3…
4…2…3…
5…2…3…
6…2…3…
7…2…3…
8…2…Oh,
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOOOOMMMM; BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOOOOMMMM; BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Good lo I just looked at the Flickr site that has all kinds of pics of these kitties! WOW! Is this perfect or what??
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2580144044/in/set-72157603863508031/
They win.
Everything.
F*ckin A…
Ya know, I could stand a little of that kinda trubz. Sign me up! Yum.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [...etc. - Ed.]
That is adorable.
*snorf*
sorry just inhaled the first one!
Oh, Mel, that kitteh is the DEBBIL!
awwwww…..
awwwwww, shucks.
and yes, I remember now, the lyrics are
dead ant dead ant
dead ant
dead ant dead ant dead ant…
Hi,
Those are wonderful pics, but when I was on the flika site I saw that a kitty named Emma had been hurt badly and needs love and prayers.
I love the precious little triangles for earzes!! So key-yute!!!
I’ve never had a marmie, due to cat allergies, but I almost would want one as cute as those! Except for the itching and sneezing and general malaise… bummer that.
Gahhhh! I surrender! Here, let me tear my soul from my body and present it to you on a silver platter.
sooooooooooooo cute
“Kitten: A small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two.”-Anonymous
“This could get ugly.”
Yeah, with a little bit of inbreeding you could get Hideous Kitten from a few posts ago. Now that was some Serious Ugly.
That cool green place is a magical kitten wonderland. Calgon, take me away!
“now i must take my leave for verily my head asplode.”
omg theo, you keeel me!
and ariel: could you be any more of a bitch?
THANK YOU TO…
THREECATNIGHT for “Born Free”…
JIFFKNEE for suggesting the Pink Panther theme…
THERESA for “Dead Ant”…
JD for “Calgon, Take me Away”…
THEO for raising the bar.
[Wait, there's a *bar* ?? BRB... - Ed.]
Ash — Chandler never said *that*, did he?
theresa, your rendition of a percussionist doing the national anthem made me laugh my behind off! thank you for that!
yay band humor
*brain explodes* *wanders around landscape, searching for new brains*
kittens create zombies, don’t ya know
I have troublz 1 and 2 but they be 5 monthes old those two captured herez ain’t nothing yet…..
This is the last thing a ladybug sees… Or a fluffy dandelion puff.
I love W-chlaus’ insistence on pointing out antennas in the flickr set.
As for this picture – LITTLE OPPOSED TAILS!
Daww daww dawwwwww. Now that I think about it, I am not sure I’ve ever actually seen a real live kitten in person. I really need to do something about that. How is it even possible? I must have seen one in a pet store, but I have no recollection.
They’re so cuuuute.
AAAAGH! KITNZ!
::dies::
Nope. Doesn’t interest me in the slightest.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go concoct another resurrection potion.
(Seriously, the marmie watch is on hold. I might be moving in the near future depending on a job interview in Missourah next week, so the new kitteh kampaign has been suspended).
This could not possibly get ugly! It’s too cute and fluffy.
What about “Baby Elephant Walk”? Works for these balls o’ prosh.
(goodness gracious GREAT balls o’prosh!)
Gurghh, flobble,gahh… Myocardial infarction coming up. Trubz is, I’m der office first aider. A case of Physician feel thy self.
If anyone’s looking for me, I’ll be over here picking brain out of the upholstery.
Wow!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2527755621/
also:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2651578869/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2638403631/
and sheep…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2580181344/
pthuppthpthtpt- oh, cheesybird, your upholstery and mine both need a good tweezering. ppthtpptthup, nice itty bitteh kittehs.
Theresa-fabulous drumming there, are you a re professional boomer?
Good luck Berhtaservant-we’re rootin’ fer ya! Montana is so lovely this time of year…
Katrina-Berthabutler said “Missourah,” not “Missoulah!” So, anyway.
Berthabutler, good luck on your jobsearch. I empathize and sympathize. Relo is a b****.
Liz,
You have not lived until you have stuck your whole face into a pile of wriggling marmie kittens.
I have done so. I highly recommend it.
Liz- OMG, How do you LIVE?(zoolander ref. right thar)
Please go directly to your nearest Humane Society Shelter and snorgle kittens til you puke rainbows(or until you pass out from the QTE)
Tiz Kitten season still and your chance to catch up is now.
The foreshortened paw is deadly. On second thought, maybe the little paw really is that stubular. Trubz with stubz.
Good luck with the job interview Berthaservant!
The foreshortened paw is deadly. On second thought, maybe the little paw really is that stubular. Trubz with stubz.
Good luck with the job interview Berthaservant!
soooo cute! I LUV bebeh kittehs!!
and one of my favs:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urswachter/2639236374/in/set-72157603863508031/
Don’t I feel the fool.
I bet wherever you go, (there you are) you’ll do fabulously and we’ll hear all about your antics. RIGHT?
Good luck, peep!