Don’t anyone go to Snopes.com and blow it. I don’t care if this story was completely fabricated, it’s hella sweet.
Apparently, a mile and a half out, a small fishing boat discovered…
Wait is that….?
Yes! A distraught deer obviously looking for his waterski tow!
Thankfully, this hulking Marine helped land the confused ani-pal an everyone was escorted back to shore. Ahnnn. [Head tilt]
Kinda exhasting, Jehn B. [wiping brow]