I can not!

I absolutely can not resist a wet pink nosicle!

Benny Hill FTW!

I was once at a violin recital, at which the violinist was a rather busty young lady in an evening gown, and the pianist was a very short bald man. As I was sitting there, it dawned on me that I was watching a Benny Hill sketch waiting to happen, I started laughing, and that was it for me.

LOL MH….cue the Benny Hill music.

“Cuuuuute!”

lulz. I once took a picture of my dog like this, and dad was convinced I’d used a “special lens.”

My dad, the Boeing engineer, does not understand perspective.

I love dogs with mustaches (like Callie and Lucy) although my Jewel does not have one.

This is too much. My very own alarm clock (Papillion brand) plugs the nosicle into my eeeeaaarrr early each morning. And leaves it there. No snooze button on that noes.

Re: freetomato’s comment

We used to use our golden retriever’s nose as a “stamp” to sign various and assorted greeting cards from the family. Love Mom, Dad, Kate, Tim, *inky blue nose print*.

The butt cheek is a fine place too.

@Mary (the first): Best not to ask the kitties….they *think* they don’t want a doggeh. Might want to go with a calm adult dog, though…

My Chloe totally FREAKED when I brought Nicky home from the shelter (Lab/Collie mix, a year old at the time). You’ve heard the phrase about having the s**t scared out of you…that’s what happened to Chloe! NOW, she loves him, her BEST friend, although he remains slightly suspicious of her—totally eyes-front “I’m not looking at you” even after 8 years!!

“I’m da guy dat found da lost chord.”

Oh, my lord….
HonkerTown!

Nothing like a Huge, Wet, Cold Honker jarring you awake 530 AM on sunday morning

Awwww…..