For That Pom-tastic Smile!

Congratulations, and thank you for purchasing the HyperPom™ Dental Care System. With proper care and feeding, your HyperPom will give you many years of tooth-cleaning service.


  1. Insert toothbrush into the patented Grrrip-Tite™ mechanism and close gently.
  2. Apply your favorite toothpaste to the brush.
  3. Taunt HyperPom™ mercilessly until it begins to vibrate with rage.

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Found on Wag Reflex, the pet blog



  1. Haha! The picture is cute and everything, but the commentary is what made it. Thanks for the laugh NTMTOM! 🙂

  2. Hmmm… I putted in a comment and now it does not to show up. Whyfor?

    Srsly. Ah well. Cute dog, and muchly funny commentary.

  3. Oh. Uh, feel free to remove my second post. And this one. >_<

  4. binky-mama says:

    Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists.

    (the fifth dentist was a nuffer) 😛

  5. cheesybird says:

    Hovertext! Hovertext! Bwahahahahahaha!!!

  6. ^ ^ Cute bundle o’ fluff.

  7. Aaaw, even angry Poms with fangs in their bottom jaws are adorable. This bundle of cute can clean my teeth any time!

  8. I would tewtelly brush three times a day with the HyperPom™ Dental Care System!

  9. Excellent, Other Mike.

  10. So cute I …… SPLODE!

  11. Rachel Sweeden says:

    That is adoarble invention.

  12. Katrina says:

    I offer an alternative- The fifth dentist is a cat, perhaps, or a disapproving bun-bun…
    Who thought to put a toothbrush in a baby Pom’s mouth? Super cute.

  13. RevWaldo says:

    I’ve known one or two cats that steal toothbrushes because the dig the minty smell/taste of the bristles. A pom is kinda like a cat, so , same principle?

  14. Hon Glad says:

    Hyperpom, sounds a better system, than my current teefs brush. It’s the type that buzzes at you, to move from one “quadrant” to another. I usually end up mentally telling it to “go get f****d, I haven’t finished this bit yet”, also sometimes(when I am late for work) the 3 minutes seem interminable.

  15. BeanSidhe says:

    “Four out of five dentists think the fifth one should just chill out.”

    Extra points for the Paws-Up.

  16. metsakins says:

    I’d like to meet the person who could taunt a pom into anger or rage. Wait a minute, I don’t want to meet that person!

  17. Why would anybody want to piss off their pet?

  18. Sometimes you just gotta brush your teeth, Meow.

  19. SoCalSis says:

    Is it just me or does our HyperPom™ Dental Care System totally look like a centerfold for Dentician’s Monthly? “Tawny is a receptionist in a dentist’s office and just loves her job!”

    Okay, guess it’s just me…

  20. Kiragirl says:


  21. Gail (the first one) says:

    @SoCalSis: LOL! Her turn on’s are: Flossing, Greenies and long walks!

  22. (the original) Mel says:

    This photo looks like it was taken in like, 1988.

  23. I would like one of those little feets on my keychain, pls.

  24. He’s just waiting to battle the cavity creeps.

  25. Good GAWD, B-Serv. One more flashback I just did not need.

  26. scooterpants says:

    killer pommie!
    my sugarbear would whip that thing back and forth and throw it up in the air and across the room til it was good-n-dead! then she’d chomp on it til there was NOTHIN left of it at all…..
    vicious beasties that they are.

  27. Hon Glad says:

    B-Serv. That clip certainly gahsted my flabber.

  28. it’s mine an I’m not giving it back grrr don’t even think about it grrr

  29. To funny!

  30. ashagato says:

    funniest one yet, em-TOM!

  31. chanpon says:

    Brusha, brusha, brush-a…

  32. LOL @ Hovertext! LOL @ Binky-mama! OMIGAWD.

    Come here you fluffball! ::tickle::

  33. Sabrina says:

    *taunt taunt taunt*

  34. goldendays says:

    is that really a pom? it looks remarkably like a keeshond to me. i’ve had two of them but i didn’t raise them from puppehs so i’m not sure…

  35. Zanti Misfit says:

    I agree with goldendays. That looks like a Keeshond puppy to me as well.

  36. cheweys mom says:

    I also thought it was an baby keeshond. looks a lot like my chewmonster did when he was a baby. he loves to get his teeth brushed, runs in a circle then jumps up on the couch armrest and waits for me to brush them.

  37. so cute!
    it should the poster dog for
    dental hygienne

  38. Dat’s my toothbrush!!!