For That Pom-tastic Smile!

Congratulations, and thank you for purchasing the HyperPom™ Dental Care System. With proper care and feeding, your HyperPom will give you many years of tooth-cleaning service.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE

  1. Insert toothbrush into the patented Grrrip-Tite™ mechanism and close gently.
  2. Apply your favorite toothpaste to the brush.
  3. Taunt HyperPom™ mercilessly until it begins to vibrate with rage.

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Found on Wag Reflex, the Amazon.com pet blog

38 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Kiri says:

    Haha! The picture is cute and everything, but the commentary is what made it. Thanks for the laugh NTMTOM! :)

  2. Kiri says:

    Hmmm… I putted in a comment and now it does not to show up. Whyfor?

    Srsly. Ah well. Cute dog, and muchly funny commentary.

  3. Kiri says:

    Oh. Uh, feel free to remove my second post. And this one. >_<

  4. binky-mama says:

    Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists.

    (the fifth dentist was a nuffer) :P

  5. cheesybird says:

    Hovertext! Hovertext! Bwahahahahahaha!!!

  6. Thistle says:

    ^ ^ Cute bundle o’ fluff.

  7. Hershi says:

    Aaaw, even angry Poms with fangs in their bottom jaws are adorable. This bundle of cute can clean my teeth any time!

  8. Paul says:

    I would tewtelly brush three times a day with the HyperPom™ Dental Care System!

  9. Babs says:

    Excellent, Other Mike.

  10. Tee says:

    So cute I …… SPLODE!

  11. Rachel Sweeden says:

    That is adoarble invention.

  12. Katrina says:

    I offer an alternative- The fifth dentist is a cat, perhaps, or a disapproving bun-bun…
    Who thought to put a toothbrush in a baby Pom’s mouth? Super cute.

  13. RevWaldo says:

    I’ve known one or two cats that steal toothbrushes because the dig the minty smell/taste of the bristles. A pom is kinda like a cat, so , same principle?

  14. Hon Glad says:

    Hyperpom, sounds a better system, than my current teefs brush. It’s the type that buzzes at you, to move from one “quadrant” to another. I usually end up mentally telling it to “go get f****d, I haven’t finished this bit yet”, also sometimes(when I am late for work) the 3 minutes seem interminable.

  15. BeanSidhe says:

    “Four out of five dentists think the fifth one should just chill out.”

    Extra points for the Paws-Up.

  16. metsakins says:

    I’d like to meet the person who could taunt a pom into anger or rage. Wait a minute, I don’t want to meet that person!

  17. Meow says:

    Why would anybody want to piss off their pet?

  18. Theo says:

    Sometimes you just gotta brush your teeth, Meow.

  19. SoCalSis says:

    Is it just me or does our HyperPom™ Dental Care System totally look like a centerfold for Dentician’s Monthly? “Tawny is a receptionist in a dentist’s office and just loves her job!”

    Okay, guess it’s just me…

  20. Kiragirl says:

    fuzzball

  21. Gail (the first one) says:

    @SoCalSis: LOL! Her turn on’s are: Flossing, Greenies and long walks!

  22. (the original) Mel says:

    This photo looks like it was taken in like, 1988.

  23. Clairezilla says:

    I would like one of those little feets on my keychain, pls.

  24. He’s just waiting to battle the cavity creeps.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Y_vEKbZhU

  25. Theo says:

    Good GAWD, B-Serv. One more flashback I just did not need.

  26. scooterpants says:

    killer pommie!
    my sugarbear would whip that thing back and forth and throw it up in the air and across the room til it was good-n-dead! then she’d chomp on it til there was NOTHIN left of it at all…..
    vicious beasties that they are.

  27. Hon Glad says:

    B-Serv. That clip certainly gahsted my flabber.

  28. alexa says:

    it’s mine an I’m not giving it back grrr don’t even think about it grrr

  29. carmen says:

    To funny!

  30. ashagato says:

    funniest one yet, em-TOM!

  31. chanpon says:

    Brusha, brusha, brush-a…

  32. Subhangi says:

    LOL @ Hovertext! LOL @ Binky-mama! OMIGAWD.

    Come here you fluffball! ::tickle::
    ::grrrr::
    ::bzzzzzzzzzzzzz::

  33. Sabrina says:

    *taunt taunt taunt*

  34. goldendays says:

    is that really a pom? it looks remarkably like a keeshond to me. i’ve had two of them but i didn’t raise them from puppehs so i’m not sure…

  35. Zanti Misfit says:

    I agree with goldendays. That looks like a Keeshond puppy to me as well.

  36. cheweys mom says:

    I also thought it was an baby keeshond. looks a lot like my chewmonster did when he was a baby. he loves to get his teeth brushed, runs in a circle then jumps up on the couch armrest and waits for me to brush them.

  37. so cute!
    it should the poster dog for
    dental hygienne

  38. A says:

    Dat’s my toothbrush!!!

    GRRRR!!!