It’s your last chance!
Last chance, for looooooooooove
Wait wait, wait [record scratch, takes record off turntable]
What I mean to say is that the Cute Overload Custom Post Auction has only 9 hours and 12 MINUTES left!
Tick ‘Tocks, People!
Highest bidder gets to have the pet photo of their choice on CuteOverload.com, for tens of thousands of people to see! Your date, your time, you choose! We’ll help you with a caption! We know you aren’t funny—this is OK. We will help you.
- Think of the opportunity! A proposal of marriage to your hedgehog-loving girlfriend!
- An unforgettable birthday wish for your annoying Mother-in-law to get her off your back!
- A proclamation that Tribble-like space aliens run the Internets!
- An public invitation to date a Cats ‘n’ Racks model!
SO, bid bid bid like a baby squid and do something fun for yourself AND cancer research at the same time.