They say that dachshunds are the most aggressive breed, and we think that’s what this is, although it could be an elk, a bear, a small asteroid, New Jersey — honestly, we’re not sure.
And for those moments when the C.O. Extreme Close-up isn’t enough, it’s time to break out the …
C.O. Extremely Extreme Close-up of Extremeness!
That nose goes to eleven, Jenn.