August 12: The long months at sea have taken their toll on Captain Bleaargh, I fear. Lately, his behavior is like that of a three-year-old child, and the men grow restless and dissolute. As first mate, I have concealed his condition as best I can, but with each passing day the signs grow clearer. He addressed the crew after breakfast, but during ten agonizing minutes, all he could produce was several gurgling noises and a number two.
Aye-aye, Carrie B.
Arghhhh!
What a cute sailor!
Can I join the crew? Please?
We sail the ocean blue
and our saucy ship’s a beauty
We’re sober pugs and true
and attentive to our doodie…
May Gilbert & Sullivan forgive me.
Shiver me timbers.. ITS A PUG!!
YAAARRRRR!
You’ll know it’s the end of the line when the captain says ‘Pasickie,’ Lieutenant McPuggersons.
I almost had two unfortunate “coffee through the nose” incidents. First, with NTMTOM’s final four words, then at Suzanne’s.
Curse you! And your little dog, too!
I believe this is the first time the internet has actually made me LOL.
Set sail for Tahiti, Mr. Christian! And hoist that teddy bear from the yard arm!
OMG look how they stand zactly the same!
(flops over ded from chair)
The first mate is constantly in the brig for fighting with the cat-o-nine-tails while on watch.
Whose feet are cuter?
Idonknow…
Yep. I admit it.
I shall serve faithfully at your side captain.
I will admit I don’t normally like pugs, but OMG this is freaking adorable!
Don’t you get the feeling these two will be best mates for life?
Ohhhh….so that’s why they call it the poop deck!
Holy croley – if there’s anything cuter than a puppeh, it’s a puppeh in a sailor suit.
He’s Pup-eye the Sailor Man!
We come on the sloop john b,
My pug brother and me
Around nassau town we did roam
Drinking all night
Got into a fight
Well I feel so broke up
I want to go home
LOL Kris! Should’ve thought of that!
well the good news is that
he’s never, never sick at sea.
What, NEVER?
No, never.
MR. CHRISTIAN!
Next stop, TAHITI. Isn’t that right, boys?
(YAAAAR!!)
mah puggy lies over teh ocean
mah puggy lies over teh sea
mah puggy lies over teh ocean
oh bring bak mah puggie 2 meeee
Totally cute, captain and first mate are totally perfectly matched. But what I really want to say is, brilliant comments, CO people! I laughed all the way down – and now I have G&S stuck in my brain, which is fine with me!
“What, never?”
“W-e-l-l, hardly ever!”
He’s hardly ever sick at sea!
“Le-e-e-et’s sniff three rears
“And one rear more
“For the hearty captain of the Pinafore!”
You people are nuts. LOL!
And I’m guess the puggie must be the Cap’n, because if the pudgy, pink one is acting like a three-year-old, then he’s precocious. That one’s still measuring his age in months, I’m guessing.
NTMTOM: This is your best work yet. Iffen u dun mind me sayin..
“all he could produce was several gurgling noises and a number two.”
This one will become a classic, I’m sure.
holy crap. i wonder if i can find one of those little get-ups big enough for my beagle. i’d make her love it.
Little boys in blue! Too cute!! (the entry date at beginning of caption – totaly rocks, my b.day of course)
I’ll sail anywhere with these 2, as long as their mom approves:)
marie_n: similar – http://www.primpyourpet.com/site/1586537/product/CS010004
Also similar – http://handsnpaws.zoovy.com/product/ACAPPC5/Saturday_Yachting_Sailor_Suit.html
lol @ marie_n… yah just like I made my bird love his bird diaper … heheh
There are too many pugs on this site.
[Hey, we got squirrels too... - Ed.]
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/07/casa-chihuahua.html
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/06/do-freebird-man.html
He’s called little Butterpug
Dear little Butterpug
Tho’ I could never tell why
Little chubby-feet on the left cannot even stand up on his own so he can’t captain this ship. However McPuggerson stands firmly on 4 paws with the added advantage of 360 degree visual perception. Host the sail and bring on the milk and kibbles.
Well Done, Matey! From the title “Cute-iny…” to wardrobe to a Blue Eyed Pug.
So I have never seen a blue eyed pug prior to this exposure, but I took this chance to be so stunned as to compose, ahem, sung to ZZTOP Sharp Dressed Man.
*********
Clean shirt, new shoes
and I don’t know where I am goin’ to.
Sailor suit, black tie,
I don’t need a reason why.
They come runnin’ and I just shrug
cause every girl crazy ’bout a Blue Eyed Pug.
[serious air guitar part]
*adds to the sing-a-long*
On the good ship puppychops.
it’s a sweet trip to the butchershop.
where pockchops play on the sunny beach of sausages bay.
NTMTOM I think you may share genetic material with other members of my family species.
What you wrote is the sort of nonsense ‘my sister’s cat is a blob’ would come up with.
Sir Nipper Skipper! I loooove pugs!1!
Ok, this is why I love you guys so much:
“all he could produce was several gurgling noises and a number two.”
ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!!
[No, that ^ would be a "number one" - Ed.]
Best caption ever written.
Suzane – you’re brilliant — Gilbert and Sullivan would love the new verse! I can picture that adorable puggy dancing the hornpipe. He and his crew are so cute.
Yeah, I need a pug now. Definitely. Definitely need a pug.
My dog has made friends with a pug in our neighborhood, and they are just so cute together. He’s incredibly laid-back. I WANT ONE OF MY OWNNNNN!
NURT MA TOM: You surpass yourself.
Avast there you scurvy swabs, I’ll have ye both keel hauled.Oim taking over this ship and we be leaving on the noon toid. Um thats if its all right with you.
NTMTOM: Outstanding!
And I love this pic! Googly-eyed puglet in a tiny sailor suit? Behbeh human who can barely stand on his chubby little feets? What’s not to love?
now that was funny
Sittin’ in the mornin’ sun
I’ll be sittin’ when the evenin’ comes
Watching the cute roll in
And then I watch it roll away again, yeah…
I was forced to haul out the big guns here…
“I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance, I want to be a pug-rat in the Pugrats of Penzance.
Wear me silver buckle collar and me tight shiney pants (BOM-BOM) I want to sing and daaaaance!”
ok ok so technically he’s nawt wearing pants…
Each and every pug looks a bit more like Marty Feldman.
Gilberturn
my abbie already has a little rain jacket, now i am really going to get her a sailor suit. she is going to be tres chic. i think the navy and white will compliment her beagle fur very well, but she’ll shed all over it.
Very cute Pug, in a very cute sailor outfit (I’m a sucker for a pup in uniform). However, I absolutely MUST nosh on those chubby tot-feet. Yup, those toes are indeed munchable. Mmmmmmm toeses….
When you say “pug” you’ve said it all….when you say “pug” you’ve said it all. [Cue the muffy-footed horses]