Tick, tock. I see hammie hocks
Dangling from a bowl.
Oh, dear. That hammie rear
Is too much to behold.
Squeeee!
(Is it just me or do the blurry food portions in the back bowl resemble a lil hammie face? Does anyone else see the two beady (but blurry) eyes and the two nommy ears along with a pinkish kibble portion for the nosicle?)
nismo, i’m confuzzled by that photo…does he not have back feet? I’m sure he’s very cute and loveable, and the lil log cabin is a dreamy home! Hugs to your hammie!
That’s definitely an young ‘um. Not as much hair on a baby hammy but still a very cute “butt” shot. I see hammies like this a lot – all they care about is food and will merrily dive in for seeds.
I am SO coming over there, where I shall shower kisses upon kisses on those teeny of all teenies, fluffy of all fluffies, sweetest of all sweety-pie of ‘tocks!
Am certain the other of your ends is equally as precious, no doubt with the softest of whishkers, so I shall be keesing and keesing and keesing your front cheeks too!
What kills me even more and further dead is that your leetle dish is only miniscules high, yet your bitty tootsie toes STILL don’t reach da ground!
cute little heart shaped booty!
want to know why? hamster thigh!
teeny talio!!!
HAMMIE TOCKS! Adorabuls!
Guess how?
HAMSTER CHOW!
What’s that you said?
Hamster head!
Ahhhh I love this! You guys are awesome!!!
OMG!
Ham ‘tocks!
As opposed to ham hocks!
another cute one from the photostream
http://www.flickr.com/photos/annia316/1904895315/in/photostream/
Know what rocks?
HAMSTER ‘TOCKS!
Never Fear!
It’s Hammie-Rear!
Know what’s neat?
HAMMIE FEET!
Can’t get enuff..
Of hammie fluff!
EEEEHHN!!
Must haff eet!
wanna know why? Hammie eye! …wait…what?
Dah, dah, dah duh..
Ham-mie time!
This looks like model for OC wallpaper hammie! (Too shy for paparazzi, perhaps?)
Stop! Haa– well, you know.
LOL!! Hammie got back!!
Nom nom nom!
So adorables!
OMG that is the CUTEST EVAH!!!!!!
What’s so tiny? Hammie heinie!
Butt butt butt….
I thought they were TOCKS!!!
Im all like disillusioned and stuff….
;D
I’m kaput, ’cause of hammie foot
Aaaah! Aaaah!! The cute!!!!!
Is that a privacy nub I see?
Know what’s cute?
HAMMIE GLUT(eus maximus)!
What makes me squeeeeeeeeeeal?
A little Hammie heel!
Baaahahahahahahaha, we’re kinda punchy tonight everyone.
Know what’s swell?
HAMMIE… ummm…
Anyone?
Tick, tock. I see hammie hocks
Dangling from a bowl.
Oh, dear. That hammie rear
Is too much to behold.
Squeeee!
(Is it just me or do the blurry food portions in the back bowl resemble a lil hammie face? Does anyone else see the two beady (but blurry) eyes and the two nommy ears along with a pinkish kibble portion for the nosicle?)
So what could the lamest joke be?…
…
(wait for it)
…
[wonders if anyone's coming anywhere close]
…
(HINT: recent translation assumption)
…
[wonders how many folks are just skipping down to the end]
…
(ehhh whatever)
…
…hamster anus goatee.
zee bowl! she is too deep! THUNK…..
yummers!
You call that hamster butt? No…THIS is hamster butt. http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn306/warrenppc/P7170012.jpg
Ummm nismo I don’t think I’d call that hamster *butt*, per se…
What… the HELL… is THAT? Nismo??
*sing song voice* teho’s being a bad boy, teho’s being a bad boy. time out for you, young man…now go sit in the corner for 10 minutes
nismo, hun, that’s just weird
(I meant to say that in a Nancy Gribble voice)
Mooooooon Riverrrrr, wider than a mile …
I’m crossing you in style…some dayyyyy
Weird, yeah. But this is how he usually sleeps in his little home: with his rear end sticking out.
*in Nancy Gribble voice* But shug, that’s just not normal. Maybe you should take him to see John Redcorn…he works wonder with my “headaches”.
butt, butt, butt . i dont get it?
AHHH!
Must nibble the teeny tailio and squeeze the wittle fuzzy buns! Gently, of course.
nismo, i’m confuzzled by that photo…does he not have back feet? I’m sure he’s very cute and loveable, and the lil log cabin is a dreamy home! Hugs to your hammie!
When he sleeps with his rear end sticking out, his feet are tucked in close to his body. Sometimes, you can find him in even weirder positions, like this one. http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn306/warrenppc/uvs080703-004.jpg
Teh cute!
Umkay. Nismo, is that hamster gonads? I don’t think that is butt.
Beth(in NC):
It sould be:
Know what swell?
HAMMIES! Well?
Hee hee!
Better than nose?
Hammmie toes!
We never fail
to love hammie tail!
I always begs
for hammie legs.
I gots a fear
he’s food in ear.
I just sigh
over hammie thigh.
I have more, butttt I’ll shut up now!
Picture you taked gave him tummy ache!
I had no idea hammie privates could be so….erm….visible.
DejaMew, it’s rodents in general. For some reason, those dainty little beasties with their tiny ears and paws, sport torpedoes below.
Uh…nismo…those are Hamster Balls.
Aaaaaaaahhhh! What are you doing to me CO? Hammies in general are my weakness, but hammie ‘tocks?!?
Brainz….meltingks….
Speaking of brains, excuse me while I go wash mine out after clicking nismo’s link.
oh my, theresa. i think i may be having the vapors!
I’ve never had a pet rodent. Only kittehs and doggehs, who sometimes bring me “gifts” of the rodent persuasion, but rarely alive.
On the other hand, the hammie bum in Meg’s post is quite cute and furry. I can almost hear him saying “Ehn!!”.
@ Balamuthia
I know that those are actually my hamster’s testicles, but they look so much like buttcheeks! Besides, technically, that is where his butt is.
have mercy. now i get it.
nismo!! Lawsy!
But…having said that…that’s a very virile-looking hammie you’ve got there. I hope you don’t let him near the ladies.
great zingers peoples! lol@ “Dah, dah, dah duh..
Ham-mie time!”
Anyone heard of the anti-hammie porn act? They are pushing it through congress as we speak! lol
That’s definitely an young ‘um. Not as much hair on a baby hammy but still a very cute “butt” shot. I see hammies like this a lot – all they care about is food and will merrily dive in for seeds.
And a sweet little girl hammie rear, to boot!
Now i’m picturing little hammie there in MC Hammie pants doing that silly scuttle dance!!!
EEEEEEE!
Awesome! That’s just awesome.
“I ain’t asking for moishe, I’m just looking for some toishe!”
Oh, hammy, my favorite. Thanks Meg!
HAMTOCKS!
Ho ho hum a hampster bum.
Wow Thank you for featuring this photo of my little Roborovskis
its one of my personal favourites too.
lawl XD
The combination of picture, text, hovertext, and commentary on this post simply made my day. Thanks Meg and peeps!
Nismo,
In the Pet Wonderland, what’s down the hall?
Hammie-Balls!
Come on..now that’s cute.
Know what’s rad?
Hamster nads!
berthaservant you just made me shoot crystal light out my nose. I hope you’re happy.
AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE!!!!1!!
Hold it RIGHT there, Mister Hammy McTockersons!
I am SO coming over there, where I shall shower kisses upon kisses on those teeny of all teenies, fluffy of all fluffies, sweetest of all sweety-pie of ‘tocks!
Am certain the other of your ends is equally as precious, no doubt with the softest of whishkers, so I shall be keesing and keesing and keesing your front cheeks too!
What kills me even more and further dead is that your leetle dish is only miniscules high, yet your bitty tootsie toes STILL don’t reach da ground!
OMG tihs iz awlmos az Qte az cat buttz!!! *heddesk*
oooh what a cute little mark hammle-toez!
i had a friend back in high school that had a hamster with gigantic gonads (and strife) and his name was killer. interesting fact.
[...gonads in the lightning, in the LIGHTNING! and the rain - Ed.]
This is adorable! My old roommate is a Chicken Butt jokester from waaaaay back, so I just HAD to send this to her!!!
this is the first time i cocked my head and said “aaaaw” in weeks.
it was great ;__;