This has got to be the first, and ONLY place I have ever heard the idiotic assertation that french manicures are meant for porno films.

By that logic, I suppose a moron could surmise that blonde hair dye, high heeled shoes, tattoos and body piercings are meant only for porno films as well.

Just because one sees a particular fashion or beauty treatment in a porno film does not equal that fashion or beauty treatment being developed exclusively for, or only permitted by law in said genre of movie.

Get a grip and get outside please

Actually well done french manicures are meant to simulate a natural nail look and can be attractive: http://www.frenchmanicure.com/fm/

It’s when people decide to grow gnarly talons and add the french manicure look that they start heading into porn territory.

Whaaaa haaa haaa. You’re on fire today, Theo. ON FIRE, I say.

…a car?
With doors that don’t unlock from the inside?

The idea of my fat ass in a porn with my french manicure makes me chuckle. Surest way to drive a perv to church…

Well, by that same argument, the INTERNET is for porn, sooo…

no, seriously. a french manicure makes you look like you perform in porn, to people who watch porn. i mean, if you don’t care what people who watch porn think, that’s legit. but i watch a little porn, and the plastic ladies therein like french manicures.

probably some purer ladies than i don’t realize that french manicures are for porn. but they are.

Um, not that I *wouldn’t*, necessarily, butt no I didn’t.

Woah.
Thought Theo said ASS RATS.

PS, the sugar-glider is ADORABUHLS. If one came free with every French manicure, I’d have one – or two, so I could have a s-g in each hand.