Ladies, pamper yourself at Nails N’ Tails, the manicurist with the oh-so-cute touch. Try our patented RejuviGoop(tm) hot oil / aloe vera / vitamin E / paraffin / oatmeal / library paste treatment, guaranteed to make your hands so young, they’ll outlive the rest of you. Now open in the Driveby Mall-a-teria.
THIS WEEK’S SPECIAL: Get a free sugar glider with every French manicure.
You know, you’re soaking in it, Erica M.