These Boots Were Made For Stalking…

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on June 19, 2008

… and that’s just what they’ll do / One of these days these boots are gonna whap you on the nose (whap whap whap whap whap!) and then tear through the living room (neeeeeaarrrrggghhhhhhmmmmm!!) and then climb up the drapes (wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!) and then knock the planter off the kitchen counter (crash! whoopsie!) and then totally declare war on your tail (yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!) and then whap you on the nose some more (whap-ity whap!) and then fall asleep (honk-shuuuuuuuuu!).

A little closer ... closer ... cloooooserrrr

Cowgirl UP, Judy O!

{ 40 comments }

1 wagthedogma 06.19.08 at 12:40 pm

Brill-yant, Other Mike! So, exactly when were you at my house again…? :D

2 bookmonstercats 06.19.08 at 12:41 pm

Puppeh is thinking “I’m sure the bone I left in those boots had less meat on it… Oh well” *Nom*Nom*Nom*

3 Nikki 06.19.08 at 12:45 pm

doggy coming closer………kitty whispering “uh oh!”

4 gizmo 06.19.08 at 12:50 pm

Puss in boots!

5 Katrina 06.19.08 at 12:53 pm

All the kitty needs is a 1-ounce cowboy hat (rather than a 10 gallon cowboy hat.)

6 arbed 06.19.08 at 1:02 pm

Damn you, NTMTOM! You’re going to make me start hanging in the comments again! I can’t resist! Well, okay, yes I can, but not quite yet…

7 hon glad 06.19.08 at 1:06 pm

Excuse me Sir, shall I remove this piece of fluff from your boots?

8 ThreeCatNight 06.19.08 at 1:08 pm

Kitteh: “Reach for the sky, pardner! I gotcha covered!”
Doggeh: “On the contrary. I overwhelm you with my sheer size and mental superiority. So there, you little pipsqueak!”
Kitteh: “Note to self: must hide in bigger boots next time.”

9 cal 06.19.08 at 1:13 pm

Best caption ever!

10 caitlin 06.19.08 at 1:34 pm

I looked at the picture, read all the way through this, and was about to move on to the next entry…

AND THEN I saw the kitten hiding in the boot :D

11 Liz 06.19.08 at 2:01 pm

OMG, Meg – how do you come up with this stuff? Brilliant.

12 marie_n 06.19.08 at 2:13 pm

that’s quite possibly the meekest cowboy i’ve seen in my entire life, and i’m ok with that.

13 Nicolletta 06.19.08 at 2:16 pm

Peek-A-Boo!

14 momof2kitties 06.19.08 at 2:19 pm

Doggeh is about to be in a world of hurt…in three…two…one…

15 mom2twinzz 06.19.08 at 2:26 pm

Liz it was NTMTOM not Meg. Brill on the new posts NTMTOM. I gotta say I lurve them.

16 Kris 06.19.08 at 2:28 pm

Caitlin, I did the same thing! I was like, OH, look what’s in the boot! hahahaha!
Poor doggie doesn’t know what he’s up against.

17 catablob 06.19.08 at 2:29 pm

Wow, a free kitten with every pair of boots!
I’m heading for the trading post stat!

18 Janie 06.19.08 at 2:48 pm

I R SKEERY COWBOY-NEENJA!

I’MA GIT YEW!

19 mif 06.19.08 at 2:58 pm

yes, i agree: this caption is spot on, ntmtom. i’m pretty sure that this scene unfolded just as you described. great work!

20 chanpon 06.19.08 at 3:04 pm

Durn those critters! If it’s not scorpions, them kittens’ll gitya in those boots. *turns them over and shakes*

21 BeanSidhe 06.19.08 at 3:42 pm

duh-duh…
duh-duh…
duh-duh duh-duh duh-duh duhduhduhduhduhduhduhduh

Jaws Kitty don’t care how big your boat is.

22 Subhangi 06.19.08 at 4:35 pm

SQUEEEEEEEEE! I wanna hug that Kitteh McPeekersons!

23 Rooanne 06.19.08 at 5:23 pm

Thank you for the laugh!! I really needed it.

24 Xtineebee 06.19.08 at 5:41 pm

Lulz at the “Silence of the Lambs” rollover. As if cute wasn’t good enough, we get such lovely (rather twisted) humour around here, too.

25 paranoiagirl 06.19.08 at 5:44 pm

Nancy Sinatra would be so proud.

26 Gretchen 06.19.08 at 6:28 pm

Check the fabulous nummable ear on that dog. MMMMMM!

27 Katrina 06.19.08 at 6:48 pm

Oh, yes, lovely woof-woof- a Newfie, perhaps?

28 Catsquatch 06.19.08 at 7:27 pm

“and that’s just what they’ll do / One of these days these boots are gonna whap you on the nose (whap whap whap whap whap!) and then tear through the living room (neeeeeaarrrrggghhhhhhmmmmm!!) and then climb up the drapes (wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!) and then knock the planter off the kitchen counter (crash! whoopsie!) and then totally declare war on your tail (yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!) and then whap you on the nose some more (whap-ity whap!) and then fall asleep (honk-shuuuuuuuuu!).”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29 Not SupposedToBeDoingThisAtWork(GotANewJob) 06.19.08 at 8:15 pm

Newfie, heck no! Waaayyyyy too small (see his tiny foot?) and hairless. Also note distinct lack of drool. Judging by the curly-ness in the (nommable) ear, snout length, and the eyes, I’d make a guess of some sort of Spaniel… maybe a water dog of some sort?

Sorry, I left the pet industry for a new job and I’m trying to keep up my breed knowledge…. :)

I *heart* boot kittens!

30 berthaservant 06.19.08 at 8:30 pm

I’m with Caitlin and Kris, I tewtally didn’t see the kitteh. I was all, “why would the boots thwap the dog?” and then I was all “Oh hai.” I want that cat!!!

31 chun 06.19.08 at 8:47 pm

puss in boot?

32 Theresa 06.19.08 at 9:25 pm

Black Cocker Spaniel, no? Look at those curlies on the floppy ears.

33 Gail 06.19.08 at 10:01 pm

LOL’ing @ “whap-ity whap”!!

34 Wombats 06.19.08 at 11:42 pm

I ran to the closet to check my boots and NUTTIN’…no kitteh at all. I was hoping.

35 cdelphine 06.20.08 at 3:53 am

uhh who’s mike? Did I miss something?

36 lurkertype 06.20.08 at 5:59 am

I totally missed the kitn at first as well. Which makes Mike’s caption even more surreal.

37 Martha in Washington 06.20.08 at 6:05 am

Were you a cat in a former life Mike? You hit the nail right on the head with that one!
I’d buy cowboy boots if they came with a kitty.

38 Katrina 06.20.08 at 8:56 am

Silly me, I didn’t look at the footie- it is a spaniel of some sort- pretty and glossy for sure.

39 Judy 06.20.08 at 7:19 pm

This is my cocker spaniel (A+ for several of you!!!) Callie and the kitty is Shadow. I love the captions people have written! Thanks!

40 ashagato 06.21.08 at 1:12 am

reminds me of the time my housemates and i were having a party so i hid a bunch of bartending cash in my cowboy boot.

6 months later i go to put on my boots, and i pull out a wad of $900 cash! like winning the lottery…

moral: don’t drink and hide things ;)

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