Stubbular, Unfocused McSquirmersons

by Meg on June 27, 2008

Will you please get a load of these guys as they;

- Discover their own legs!

- Can’t walk!

- CANNOT FOCUS TO SAFE THEIR LIFES!

The best part is Mom kitteh checking in and starting to lift one of the kittens up by its leg. Someone call Kitteh Protective Services.

I love the larval stage, Allison T.!

{ 65 comments }

1 WannaSmile 06.27.08 at 4:17 pm

supah duper prosh!

2 ButtaRumCake 06.27.08 at 4:18 pm

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*bleen*

[Ahem. http://www.cafepress.com/puddinghockey - Ed.]

3 hon glad 06.27.08 at 4:20 pm

Cute to the power of ten.

4 meowandwoof 06.27.08 at 4:23 pm

just keeeeel me now….

5 momof2kitties 06.27.08 at 4:29 pm

Oh. Em. Gee. The toothless yawn at 1:33 has kilt me ded. I am ded.

6 crackjob 06.27.08 at 4:32 pm

WHY must you torment me with Siamese kittens? Why?

7 cheesybird 06.27.08 at 4:33 pm

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Itty bitty splay-toed cotton puffs of joy!

8 crackjob 06.27.08 at 4:34 pm

…er… Snowshoe kittens?

(previous comment left before mama cat stepped into the picture…)

Either way. The little brown ear nubbies do me in every time.

9 paulajeanne 06.27.08 at 4:35 pm

I love the little baffie the tyke on the far right was giving hisself!

10 snorgler 06.27.08 at 4:36 pm

D’awwwww! I love how kitlings at this stage have heads WAYYY too big for their ears, and a week or two later have ears WAYYY too big for their heads!

11 Theo 06.27.08 at 4:38 pm

zomg it *IS* three Rikkibebehs!
8-O

12 yookie 06.27.08 at 4:39 pm

How adorable- I love the mama checking in like “you kids are diving me crazy! Settle down!”

13 Ray 06.27.08 at 4:41 pm

Aww omg *__*

14 whiskers 06.27.08 at 5:06 pm

OMG!!

teh yaaawn!

teh tiny mew!

teh leetle leecks!

AND WAZ THAT PURRINK IN TEH BACKGROUND?? WAS EET???

15 Hyura 06.27.08 at 5:38 pm

they are very larva-like indeed! in a weird way, i admire and worship meg. i think the breed is ragdoll? b/c the mommy looks like a racoon a little bit.

16 april 06.27.08 at 5:51 pm

There *were* four kitthens…but I am keeping the other one in my mouf. Serious.

17 jmuhj 06.27.08 at 5:58 pm

Snowshoe kittunz SQUEEEEEEE

18 claudia 06.27.08 at 5:59 pm

holy mcsquirmersons!

19 Wicked 06.27.08 at 5:59 pm

The fluff, ohmygods the fluff!

And are they in a Burberry basket? Wait til they’re able to focus and see the luxury!

20 whiskers 06.27.08 at 6:04 pm

aww, that little one is like “mai dignatee, eet has been cronshed. ai weel bathe maiself nao.”

21 Catsquatch 06.27.08 at 6:04 pm

“I love the larval stage”

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Me too ;D

22 Erebella 06.27.08 at 6:07 pm

Okay, I’z in the afterlife now, my body slumped over my desk at work, ded as a doornail, done in my a massive overdose of cuteness. Thanks.

23 Julie 06.27.08 at 6:10 pm

squirmirati!

I like the little one washing: “I like to wash it, wash it”

[LOL! My furisreallywet. Furisreallywet. - Ed.]

24 Julie 06.27.08 at 6:11 pm

ooh mama is a pretty cat

25 pistache268 06.27.08 at 6:44 pm

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

26 Theresa 06.27.08 at 6:52 pm

Theo- Furisireally furisireally furisreally wet!
snort

27 atomicpuffball 06.27.08 at 7:04 pm

judging by the bobbing, weaving, blank looks and yawning, i’d say they’re drunk!

28 berthaservant 06.27.08 at 7:10 pm

And at the end how attempting-to-walk kitteh trompled on the belleh of leecking kitteh and leecking kitteh is all “i will totally nom you now, discovering the process of nomming.” dddaaahhhhhhh…….

29 Monique 06.27.08 at 7:12 pm

Kittens are so cute!

But a joke about child abuse?! Not in great taste.

30 catloveschanel 06.27.08 at 7:16 pm

Pretty Posh with Burberry Bed.

31 whiskers 06.27.08 at 7:29 pm

@Monique: I thought that it was a pithy and erudite observation on the fact that all new mothers make mistakes because they are new mothers, and that those mistakes can be misinterpreted as abuse. But clearly I was wrong, and it was a joke in bad taste. Silly me.

[Furthermore, since Cute Overload has come to be known as The Source Par Excellence of excruciatingly correct social etiquette... - Ed.]

32 hrh.squeak 06.27.08 at 7:38 pm

They have Translucent Paw Pads! Must . . . nom . . . all … tastee beanees . . . .

33 lindr 06.27.08 at 7:49 pm

RIKKI! Rikki, Rikki, Rikki! That was my thought too, Theo.

34 binky-mama 06.27.08 at 8:11 pm

Head. Too. Heavy. To leeeft!. Ehn! *thud*

Momma took parentin’ lessons
from Britney Spears ya’ll.

35 Gillie 06.27.08 at 8:14 pm

OMG, they’re like little bobbleheads.

36 Noelegy 06.27.08 at 8:34 pm

The little pink muzzles are lethally cute.

37 berthaservant 06.27.08 at 9:40 pm

Actually, binky-mama, that’s more of a Michael Jackson maneuver (the picking up baby by the limbs thing).

P.S. CO-related post now on my blog.

38 binky-mama 06.27.08 at 10:26 pm

berthaservant- True, true! I’ll be honest, I was just looking for an excuse to say “ya’ll”.

39 PattyP 06.27.08 at 10:52 pm

Oh teh wobbly fluffitude and teh yawn!

*head ’slodes*

40 Vampy 06.27.08 at 11:11 pm

Ok, I am *supposed* to be finishing up a wedding gift right now, but damnit, my brain has been taken over by itty bitty babeh kittehs!

41 HappyHappyJoyJoy 06.27.08 at 11:47 pm

AW LIL’ SQUISHERS

42 Quincy 06.28.08 at 12:22 am

What’s better than a Ragdoll kitteh? Ragdoll kittens. *dies*

43 warrior rabbit 06.28.08 at 12:35 am

I love how mom peeks in again at 1:40.

44 lisamarie 06.28.08 at 12:49 am

deh wobbly..looks like bobbleheads !!! caught myself head bobbling in sync..!!! then my head exploded from the cute..

45 L 06.28.08 at 12:58 am

The grooming kitteh is all like, “I wanna wash my little tail, but I can’t reach! Tail! Ehn! Tail!”

46 KendraPT 06.28.08 at 1:25 am

You beat me to it LisaMarie! They are like wittle bobbleheads trying to focus on the camera. It’s amazing how they already have different personalities this young! One is all adventurous, climbing all over, one is all “don’t hate me ’cause I’m beautiful, and don’t bother me, I’m bathing to be more beautiful” and the third one is all “I’ll just lay here for now and look cute”

47 NutherDeb 06.28.08 at 2:33 am

I love brand new kitties’ squinty eyes!!! Makes me want one sooo much!!!
Alas!! My daughter still doesn’t want any more pets that we get attached to and then lose, since our cat died a few weeks ago, then her rabbit ran away last week!

48 Juniper Jupiter 06.28.08 at 3:30 am

Okay…I see what wuz goin’ on!

We all wanted to pop all those bebeh kitlings IN OUR MOUFS!! Right? SO! Mommy Kitteh goes to the closest one to see what all this Mouf-poppin’ is all aboot and grabs the first one…and thinx, “Nope, still tastes like kitten!” and then leaves to go chat it up with her catty girlfriends. Then Bebeh Kitling that got bitten by Mommy tries HERSELF out and decides, “Nom nom nom nom…nope, still tastes like kitten!” And then the OTHER two kitlings go over to the FIRST and try to catpile her and get THEIR licks in…but that’s when the viddy ends.

Did I get it right?

KYOOT bebehs!! WANT!

49 jess, la, ca 06.28.08 at 3:57 am

baby kittehs on a chip and dale fleece blankie!! I am overwhelmed by the cuteness of it all

50 wagthedogma 06.28.08 at 1:37 pm

I’m sorry. I’m still trying to process the “Bleenless Thong.” http://www.cafepress.com/puddinghockey.265059818

51 wagthedogma 06.28.08 at 1:46 pm

I mean, is this Teho’s way of telling us to put our Bleenies where the sun don’t shine? 0.o

52 compy-saur 06.28.08 at 3:09 pm

Love the kitteh on the right, trying to groom itself, taking clumsy, off-balanced licks. Pure gold.

53 chanpon 06.28.08 at 3:43 pm

Overload on furry squinty-ness! (=_=)

54 nads 06.28.08 at 4:13 pm

I didn’t know kittehs this little cleaned themselves. I wish my 6 year old kitty could take a cue from this little dude and CLEAN HERSELF ALREADY!!
(sorry, little stressed with the kitty-who-refused-to-bathe-from-the-moment-of-birth)

55 Bramble 06.28.08 at 5:54 pm

OK, I must introduce a new term from my idiot-syncratic vocabulary to describe these larval, squirming fur-balls: they are WORMY!!! This should be self-explanatory to cuteologists: baby animals of any kind are wormy. Soft, stubular, squirming, mush-faced, squinty, vulnerable — in other words, wormy. And when there’s lots of them, they’re a squirming womr-pile, the epitome of worminess. Like these!

56 Barbarella 06.28.08 at 6:38 pm

1:33. The Yawn. Killed me with Cute. :D

What that funny (annoying!) clicking noise? Morse Code? Braille writer? ;)

57 Monique 06.28.08 at 7:01 pm

@whiskers;

I just thought it was less than cute to reference child protective services in a post of adorable kittens! Reporting child abuse just isn’t funny to me. I know it was meant in a lighthearted manner but it was insensitive and showed a lack of understanding for how serious child abuse is. I didn’t mean to be such a downer but I stand by the fact that the joke was not good taste. My husband works for a non-profit finding housing for foster kids and if CPS has to get involved then those are REALLY bad parents and the kid’s lives are extremely difficult into adulthood. Not a ha-ha cute subject in my book.

58 punam 06.28.08 at 9:13 pm

BAAAAAAAAAAAAABIES!

I want to keees them. NOM.
They are very clean, not typical of babies that age.. and what a pretty mama cat!

59 Momcat 06.28.08 at 9:23 pm

I was just about to say, “finally! A post that is totally Un-Nuffable!” Nuffers of the world, LAY OFF! (going into therapy to keep from nomming tiny earlets)

60 Katrina 06.28.08 at 10:19 pm

Oh, OK, they may not be baby giraffes, but they are cute.

It has been so long since I saw kitties this little- what kind of puddy-tats are they? Have we come to a decision?

61 lambkin 06.28.08 at 10:49 pm

Kitteh: “nom”
Kitteh: “nom”
Kitteh: “nom”
KItteh: “huh? teethz hurtz.”
Falls asleep.

62 lambkin 06.28.08 at 10:51 pm

Ooopses. Sorryz for the double post.

63 pandasocks 06.29.08 at 1:58 am

They’re too cute! I love the middle one best, I think. Actually, I love ‘em all — crazy Bobblehead McGees!

64 the les 06.30.08 at 12:20 am

i literally could have watched that for about 10 more hours!!!

65 Stooges Woman :-) 06.30.08 at 5:15 pm

Hey Monique – if I said this photo was so adorable it killed me, would you say that was in bad taste because sometimes people actually get killed? ;-)

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