Pass the bong

by Meg on June 2, 2008

Oh, a bonche of typical McGrapersons—nothing new here, right? Wait—one of the McGrapersons is LOOKING BACK AT ME, OMG

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Virginia O., GET OUT THE BLENDER THIS MUST BE STOPPED

p.s. Remember this; "A McGrapersons, I MUST HAVE EET!" ?

{ 76 comments }

1 berthaservant 06.02.08 at 6:28 am

What a weird bleen to get…I haven’t been on all day, and I’m all, “I don’t get it, where’s the animal?” Then I saw it.

Interesting choice, Meg. But I like. :-)

2 berthaservant 06.02.08 at 6:29 am

And it’s kinda sayin’ “O hai” and looks like an emoticon. ;-)

3 lurkingsmirk 06.02.08 at 6:58 am

It might be the virgin mary emoticon–maybe it’s worth money!

4 berthaservant 06.02.08 at 6:59 am

When I bleened, the headline on this was not “Pass the Bong.” I would remember something like that.

5 Meg 06.02.08 at 7:04 am

I changed it! I changed it! I changed it! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

6 Ashley 06.02.08 at 7:12 am

Ok, my kitties that I submitted months ago are WAY cuter than this crap.

[You're trying to set up a "sour grapes" gag, aren't you? - Ed.]

7 Jupiter Star 06.02.08 at 7:14 am

Heee…Grapey is waving hi with that little stem arm!

8 Annie J 06.02.08 at 7:18 am

Jupiter Star – Lol! I saw the waving too!

9 Kimski 06.02.08 at 7:20 am

I never saw grapes as individuals before. Before, they were just for eating. Now I am in love. I love you grape.

10 Meg 06.02.08 at 7:53 am

Actually, Ashley, I checked, and they aren’t.

11 Ariel 06.02.08 at 7:58 am

This is giving me grape flashbacks to this moment I had on my honeymoon:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ariel/471962/

12 Lone 06.02.08 at 7:59 am

Planet Grape welcomes you. Im Ambassador McGrape. We’re a mellow, close knit society, mostly green.

13 ittybittykittycommittee 06.02.08 at 8:25 am

that smiley little grape is making me happy.

14 Kimski 06.02.08 at 8:27 am

ooooh touche Meg touche.
*respectful applause*

15 cheesybird 06.02.08 at 8:34 am

Ok, this little McGraperson just made my morning*. Is it wrong that I want to eat him?

*(…with Meg’s comeback as the icing on the cake…)

16 berthaservant 06.02.08 at 9:11 am

Wow, Meg is throwin’ down!!!!

17 sas 06.02.08 at 9:42 am

I think Mr. McGraperson is smiling because there are no super-sized muzzle-powched hammies in the vacinity!

18 cheesybird 06.02.08 at 9:50 am

berthaservant: “Wow, Meg is throwin’ down!!!!”

And I’m loving it!!!

I have to admit, of all the flavours of nuffs out there, the ones that are most like nails on a chalkboard to me are the “cuter-than-thou” types. Dissin’ the QTE just because Meg didn’t post *your* submission sounds suspiciously like… (dear lord, am I really going to say it?)… sour grapes to me.

19 thisdaydreamer 06.02.08 at 10:17 am

Haha! It took me a moment to see it!

20 Khadija 06.02.08 at 10:33 am

still don’t get it (duh)

21 Gail 06.02.08 at 10:46 am

I must look more closely at my grapes!!! It’ll become like searching for a 4-leaf clover, spending hours at the grocery store, looking for a smiley grape!

Grapes are happy things.

22 Subhangi 06.02.08 at 11:40 am

Oh fer Pete’s sake *groan* LOL!

23 Michelle 06.02.08 at 11:54 am

cheesybird, please be careful. You don’t want to be raisin a ruckus in here.

24 metsakins 06.02.08 at 12:08 pm

bong! what about the children who come to this site!!!!! and that isn’t a cute animal! next thing peeps will be telling me this is Meg’s site and she can do what she likes!

*starts with a simple vanilla pudding from a mix*
*buys some extra milk and eggs in case I havta make some tapioca*

25 Theo 06.02.08 at 12:21 pm

Khadija, don’t be a winer.

(oog… sorry, that’s the best I can do until I actually wake up)

26 cheesybird 06.02.08 at 12:38 pm

Michelle, bwahahahaha!!!

Theo, could I get some cheese to go with that w(h)ine?

[Well, obviously... - Ed.]

27 LisaL 06.02.08 at 12:43 pm

Lol… this took me a bit to realize what I was supposed to be looking at.
I kept examining the pic wondering “Is there a snail in there somewhere I’m not seeing? Frog? Bug? SOMETHING?” then the face finally popped out at me lol.

28 LisaL 06.02.08 at 12:44 pm

Oh and it’s like the grap is planning on doing some michief. Something sly and sneaky heh…

29 Kris 06.02.08 at 1:07 pm

Anybody else see a teeny tiny little moose head in the grape below the smile??

30 Babs 06.02.08 at 1:11 pm

Aaaaaaaaaand now the grapes are sentient. This does not bode well.

31 CaRoL 06.02.08 at 1:21 pm

I like how the grape seems to think he’s all suave with his little grape head all cocked to the side; I can almost here him saying “How YOU doin’?” wink, wink.

32 gooeyctr 06.02.08 at 1:42 pm

i’ll have you know i was eating from a lovely bunch of organic grapes when i scrolled down to this photo … but for the past 10 minutes i have been carefully checking my bunch for little emoticons beering out at me!

33 gooeyctr 06.02.08 at 1:43 pm

i meant “peer,” not “beer,” she w(h)ined…

34 Nancy 06.02.08 at 1:47 pm

A wal-mart reject, kindly passed to us by the co staff. Happy grapes make the best wine.

35 chanpon 06.02.08 at 2:02 pm

Smiley grape, get in mah belleh!

36 Lori 06.02.08 at 2:27 pm

the grape isn’t just looking at you, it’s “winking” at you!!! LOL!!!

37 lurkingsmirk 06.02.08 at 2:30 pm

Oh ho you should always look at your grapes in case they are getting moldy.

38 Theresa 06.02.08 at 2:35 pm

When you look into the grapes, the grapes look into you. (cue organ music)

39 Nottmi 06.02.08 at 2:36 pm

reading the title of this post made me turn to a life of CRIIIIIIIIIME……..

40 Katharine 06.02.08 at 2:51 pm

Kris, I see the moose! Ah have seen the moo-oose!

41 Kris 06.02.08 at 3:01 pm

Thanks Katharine.

I am not alone…
you are here with me… ;o)

42 Khadija 06.02.08 at 3:01 pm

haha. oh I get it!!

(continuing to look for mini snail or else..)

43 Geezer 06.02.08 at 3:03 pm

this grapes me out

44 AuntieMame 06.02.08 at 3:16 pm

When you’ve been slapped down by the site owner, you *stay* slapped down. Ha! Good one, Meg.

I still don’t see the moose, but does anyone else see that the smiling grape is also waving? And his other hand is on his hip. If grapes had hips…

45 Metz 06.02.08 at 3:40 pm

I’ve waited and waited, and yet no one has sed, “there’s one in every bunch.”
Ok now that I have that off of my chest, I must note that this mr McGraperson is lookin kinda sly…I think he’s plotting something perhaps even in league with teh otterz and sqwerlz. Little does he know they’re planning a double cross and are gonna eat him for brekfast!

46 Mymsie's Bun of the Day 06.02.08 at 3:43 pm

Good submish for the Faces in Places blog: http://facesinplaces.blogspot.com

47 ButtaRumCake 06.02.08 at 3:43 pm

*SNORK*

*giggles uncontrollably* @AuntieMame’s post. Grapes & hips *kee hee hee hee hee hee hee*

P.S. Good one, Meg!

48 Theresa 06.02.08 at 4:04 pm

A grape walks into a bar and says “Got any ducks?”

[*facepaw* - Ed.]

49 ThreeCatNight 06.02.08 at 5:20 pm

You’re being watched by the bunch. (Heard it through the grapevine…)

50 Kris 06.02.08 at 5:29 pm

These are definitely NOT the Grapes of Wrath…

51 Theo 06.02.08 at 5:48 pm

…GRAPES OF MIRTH!

52 Jupiter Star 06.02.08 at 6:20 pm

AuntieMame…yep, I noticed the waving! I even commented it about it waaaay up at the start of the thread! ^_^.

53 Theresa 06.02.08 at 6:34 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh thank you all, people, more than enough has been done to silly up this Monday!!!

54 danceswithcrows 06.02.08 at 6:34 pm

Institute of Cute Fruit? That’d be a hoot, but continuing like that would probably earn me a boot.

“Grapes of Mirth” sounds like a band that’d play at local bars, actually.

55 Theo 06.02.08 at 6:39 pm

…now opening for “Savaged by Swans”

56 Fegli 06.02.08 at 6:47 pm

they should call this place FRUIT overload ahahahaha! but seriously, “McGrapersons” is the cutest thing ever.

57 Metz 06.02.08 at 6:49 pm

Now see, those band names are way better than the ones my friends and I came up with back in the day. We were gonna be “Caustic Agents” and all our album names were gonna be things like Bleach and Turpentine and Permanent Solutions and lamo stuff like that.
*wanders off searching for lost youth*

58 Justine 06.02.08 at 7:26 pm

Lame.

Sorry, but tres lame.

59 Pappy 06.02.08 at 7:27 pm

Is this the start of LolGrapes?

LolFruit revolution!

60 berthaservant 06.02.08 at 7:35 pm

Wow, I’ve just laughed a whole bunch. Thanks gang.

(and edit: I just saw my own unintentional pun)

61 metsakins 06.02.08 at 7:38 pm

but does anyone know what to do if you are being attacked by someone with a bunch of grapes?

62 Kris 06.02.08 at 7:45 pm

Stomp and w(h)ine?

63 danceswithcrows 06.02.08 at 7:46 pm

Obviously, you pull the lever over here, which releases the crate full of hyperactive Pomeranian puppies, and the attacker with the bunch of grapes is mercilessly chomped, snorgled, and baroo-ed. That’s just how we roll here, eh?

(“Savaged by Swans” sounds almost like it could be a metal band….)

64 metsakins 06.02.08 at 8:05 pm

Thank you, danceswithcrows, I didn’t think you’d use the 16 ton weight in this case.

65 Metz 06.02.08 at 8:18 pm

Don’t forget the kitten snipers. They’ll be scrambling up the attacker’s legs all the way up to their back in seconds. Once the attacker is forced to a stooping position to acommodate the kittehs, they’ll proceed to prance around causing those little pinpricks of pleasure/pain until they’re all comfy and sleepy. Then the attacker must stand perfectly still until the nap is over. thus giving you, the attackee, time to safely disarm them.

66 jen 06.02.08 at 8:22 pm

What, no “pasickie” nuffs??

67 Deckard Canine 06.02.08 at 8:36 pm

“Unusual ANIMALS”? Um…

68 Theo 06.02.08 at 8:42 pm

LOL, Deckard! I hadn’t seen that!

Well, it’s not Product Cuteness…

69 Metz 06.02.08 at 8:53 pm

waitaminnut! I thot i recognized that face! this is one of those “when they were young” pics from People magazine rite? This is one of the California Raisins’ High School yearbook club photo.

70 Theresa 06.02.08 at 8:57 pm

What about a pointed stick?

71 metsakins 06.02.08 at 9:05 pm

thank goodness for CO. Having lost touch with my college engineering buddies, who would I do MP routines with now if it was for CO?

72 metsakins 06.02.08 at 9:06 pm

if it wasn’t for CO.

73 Faye 06.03.08 at 12:22 am

Never eat anything with a face.

74 ashagato 06.03.08 at 3:20 am

omg meg i died laughing!

from now on when someone nuffs, all we have to say is:

“actually, ashley…”

that’s it. that’s all we need to say, ever. ;)

75 Too Late 06.03.08 at 5:17 pm

Hmmm… do happy grapes come from California???

76 Lerrinus 06.04.08 at 12:57 am

I thinks you nailed it Metz!

*falls off chair laughing*

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