I’m pretending it’s Friday.

by Theo on June 2, 2008

Grapetung

Mornin’, Peeps.

Sources here and here, if you couldn’t guess.  ;)

{ 82 comments }

1 meowandwoof 06.02.08 at 3:21 pm

saying hi to this week’s QTE!

2 leah b. 06.02.08 at 3:23 pm

Only Teho would do this on a Monday !!!?!??!
That poor grape

3 Theo 06.02.08 at 3:24 pm

Grape, nuthin’… poor pup! It’s *his* tongue I borrowed.

4 chanpon 06.02.08 at 3:27 pm

Needs disembodied hand to complete the arm…

5 Jenn 06.02.08 at 3:31 pm

*Snort* Brahahahaha!

6 Jess 06.02.08 at 3:34 pm

OMG THAT’S TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED I CAN TELL BECAUSE THE PIXELS…hey, wait…

[Funny, I was about to say the same thing - Ed.]

7 Kris 06.02.08 at 3:39 pm

Poor de-tongued doggie…

8 Khadija 06.02.08 at 3:49 pm

oh Theo..

9 Eastie 06.02.08 at 3:51 pm

Hahahaha!!

10 Metz 06.02.08 at 3:51 pm

Yes! This is what you say to Moandays! Thank you!

11 Sarah 06.02.08 at 3:53 pm

More like creepy overload.

12 hon glad 06.02.08 at 4:00 pm

I join in the razz for Mondays.

13 Annie J 06.02.08 at 4:08 pm

Lol at Jess! XD

Theo, you crack me up! :)

14 Theresa 06.02.08 at 4:09 pm

Reminds me of this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Hitchhikers_Quartet_front.jpg

[Ha, I was actually looking at a bunch of those little green guys in hopes that I might find a hand that wasn't too small or too grainy to paste onto the empty grape stem. Sadly, no luck... - Ed.]

15 ButtaRumCake 06.02.08 at 4:13 pm

*giggles*

Thanks, Teho! I’m having a pretty hectic Mon(ster)day. I appreciate the laugh LOL

(and 2nd the razz)

16 AuntieMame 06.02.08 at 4:16 pm

I have just one thing to say about this picture.

BPTHPTHTHT!!!

17 miu 06.02.08 at 4:25 pm

Love it!

18 ThreeCatNight 06.02.08 at 5:16 pm

Take that, “Happy Face”!

19 punkinberry 06.02.08 at 5:18 pm

(singsong) Good morning, Theo!

Is it legal to have a raspberry on a grape? I think you’re breaking some genetic laws here, boyo…

[...says "PunkinBerry"? - Ed.]

20 Katrina 06.02.08 at 5:18 pm

It looks like Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy-Bring your towel!

21 punkinberry 06.02.08 at 5:43 pm

Who hasn’t heard of a punkinberry? It’s right up there with snozzberry, for goodness’ sake. But a grapeberry? Well, all I can say is that I hope your documentation is in order!

22 nads 06.02.08 at 5:49 pm

Ha! I love this site! :)

23 Katrina 06.02.08 at 5:51 pm

Punkinberry-the thoughts are Theo-logical, after all…

24 kk3 06.02.08 at 5:54 pm

That’s just plain w-r-o-n-g!

25 leeleemarie 06.02.08 at 6:06 pm

Our lil’ baldy needs some hair!

26 Theo 06.02.08 at 6:07 pm

How about an Amy Winehouse beehive?

(PS — no.)

27 Kris 06.02.08 at 6:10 pm

He’s almost got a Stewie head, so no hair, I don’t think…

28 Babs 06.02.08 at 6:21 pm

Lawd have mercy.

29 monica 06.02.08 at 6:25 pm

THANK YOU! I was JUST thinking about how I was experiencing a bad “case of the mondays”. YOU ROCK MEG!

30 Theo 06.02.08 at 6:29 pm

*snicker*

31 eikoleigh 06.02.08 at 6:32 pm

weird, but funny

32 Fegli 06.02.08 at 6:46 pm

omg i totally didn’t get what it was at first! when i realized it was a grape (from the comments) it all clicked lol!!!

33 zeldapie 06.02.08 at 6:51 pm

Ooooh man… someone’s gonna have to talk me down!!

34 punkinberry 06.02.08 at 7:14 pm

Katrina, that was a grape pun! =)

35 berthaservant 06.02.08 at 7:44 pm

You mean we have to go through all of the grape puns again? Zsheesh. All right, hold on.

Let me check.

Oh, okay.

“Look’s like Teho’s tryin’ to raisin’ the roof.”

36 Birdcage 06.02.08 at 7:57 pm

They tried to give this grape a beehive, but Theo said no, no, no ……

[LOL! Dang it, why didn't I think of that? - Ed.]

37 DLT 06.02.08 at 7:57 pm

so long and thanks for all the grapes?!!?

38 Theo 06.02.08 at 8:05 pm
39 jmuhj 06.02.08 at 8:11 pm

*SPLORT*

40 Theo 06.02.08 at 8:13 pm

Sorry, Jmuhj. No CHRG services here. Mop?

41 Psipsina 06.02.08 at 8:42 pm

Because I am a know-it-all, I feel compelled to point out that a grape is indeed botanically a berry.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berry#True_berries

Although, it is true that a raspberry is not a berry. Who knew?

42 brinnann 06.02.08 at 8:43 pm

C’mon Theo, I bet you could make a CHRG with an anti-bleen emblem on it!

43 Theo 06.02.08 at 8:45 pm

Latex gloves aren’t so much a CafePress thing, Brinn. Shame, really.

44 brinnann 06.02.08 at 8:52 pm

They make thongs but not CHRGs? How dare they?@!?!??!

[No latex thongs, either. Write your congressman. - Ed.]

45 brinnann 06.02.08 at 9:02 pm

*snerk*

46 DejaMew 06.02.08 at 9:12 pm

Happy grapes are great, but has anyone observed any cheery cherries?

47 Theo 06.02.08 at 9:39 pm

Chuffed chestnuts? Ecstatic apricots? Overstimulated okra?

How about Spazberries? Plumdingers? Woohoobarb?

48 Theo 06.02.08 at 9:40 pm

I’s craaaazy.
;)

49 DejaMew 06.02.08 at 10:22 pm

(in presidential voice) I shall now, and everforth inspect my prospective fruit purchases for signs of glee, hilarity, and silliness. And I herefore declare that you should do the same! Ask not what sillifruit may do for you, but what you may do for sillfruitdom! *applause*

50 DejaMew 06.02.08 at 10:25 pm

(ignore the fruit behind the curtain)

51 Metz 06.02.08 at 10:26 pm

Don’t forget teh Giddy Guava, & Merry Mangos. The ones you have to watch out for
are on teh otter side of teh emotional spectrum.
(no not the melons, everyone knows they’re all meloncholy), no the scary ones are the
Livid Lemons, Enraged Eggplants, and worst of all,
the Killer Kumquats (close relatives of the killer tomato).

52 Gail 06.02.08 at 10:27 pm

I hate to ask, lest I incur the wrath of grapes, but what is “CHRG”???

53 DejaMew 06.02.08 at 10:35 pm

Dear Gail,
the CHRG is the famed Chicken Head Rubber Glove (CHRG) from ICHC fame. Most times it is decorated by drawrings (wdoi=with drawings on it, but in Englander speak) and secured with Duct Tape (duckity tape). It is most recognized as a device to keep your head from exploding from the cuteness.

hehehe…my cross-blog interpretations, let me show you them.

54 Gail 06.02.08 at 10:53 pm

@DejaMew: I love ‘drawrings’. Cheeky monkey!!

55 Gail 06.02.08 at 10:54 pm

P.S…..And, THANKS for ’splaining!

56 DejaMew 06.02.08 at 11:01 pm

Drawrings are da best! You cheeky munkey, you!

57 Theresa 06.02.08 at 11:16 pm

Metz, do you remember Funny Face drinks, with Goofy Grape, Jolly Olly Orange, Freckleface Strawberry, and Rootin’ Tootin’ Raspberry?
http://wayoutjunk.blogspot.com/2006/11/goofy-grape-sings-with-whole-funny-face.html

58 Yitzysmommie 06.03.08 at 3:13 am

Thanks for the RCM, Teho. I needed that.

59 Jewelz_4_U 06.03.08 at 3:32 am

OH GRAPE… Now CO has FRUIT. :Þ

Love. It.

60 Plum 06.03.08 at 3:54 am

I don’t remember logging on to creepyoverload.com?!

61 Totalee Puppy 06.03.08 at 4:07 am

THERESA–Thanks for recalling Funny Face drinks…Maybe we can bring it all back with some new flavors, like
Powerhouse Punkinberry
Cucumber OverLime
Brinnann-a Boat
Meg-a-Melon

62 SoCalSis 06.03.08 at 4:58 am

Okay. If I wanted Cute Fruit I’d go to the Cute Fruit Overload. Here I am after a long lone lorn Monday hoping for a kitteh or tew or even a platypus, and what do I find but FRUIT (okay, or berries if you insist). May I remind you that Fruit isn’t a furry mammal– it’s not even an animal!! No How No Way! And I don’t spend all my energetic fingertippings just to come all the way over here and find… FRUIT (or even BERRIES!). I must insist on properly conventional Cuties, or there’s gonna be some Nuffer Puddin hittin the fan, that’s all I have to say.

63 Totalee Puppy 06.03.08 at 10:29 am

SoCalSis–LOL!

64 anon 06.03.08 at 10:57 am

more bunnies less fruit!

65 Babs 06.03.08 at 12:50 pm

SoCalSis, give it a little time and the fruit will be furry.

66 Theo 06.03.08 at 12:51 pm

I has a perspective.
Let me show you it.

67 brinnann 06.03.08 at 1:33 pm

Totalee Puppy, I havn’t heard that in years! In high school my friends called me Brinnanna. :D

68 punkinberry 06.03.08 at 1:46 pm

Totalee Puppy, I heartily endorse the Powerhouse Punkinberry product!

69 Metz 06.03.08 at 1:54 pm

OH YEAH! I remember those guyz. We had stickers, I’m assuming from a premium too, stuck on our fridge I think. Mom wasn’t pleased but they remained until the fridge died. :-D Ah the 70’s.

70 blair 06.03.08 at 2:37 pm

in teh next one, it’s wrapped in a blankie

no?

71 Katrina 06.03.08 at 3:02 pm

“Jockularity, jockularity”
M*A*S*H reference
and Thanks, punkinberry,thanks a bunch…

72 brinnann 06.03.08 at 3:04 pm

Hey, what will we call Theo’s drink? So far all I’ve got is Teho-Tahiti-somethingorother, but I don’t know what kind of fruit they have in Tahiti – only that it’s rainforesty.

73 yaya 06.03.08 at 7:44 pm

Teho Tomato!

(With a splash of vodka and a celery stick?)

74 Theo 06.03.08 at 8:14 pm

I know I make my share of jokes about Fridays and MFBT and teh boozez, but to be perfectly honest, my poison is pretty much espresso (usually in the form of a breakfast mocha). So I don’ know from nuthin’ ’bout cocktails.

75 brinnann 06.03.08 at 8:40 pm

We’re not talking cocktails, just fruit drinks! (At least, I’m pretty sure it just fruit drinks.)

76 brinnann 06.03.08 at 8:41 pm

Oh! Mocha-Teho!

77 Kris 06.03.08 at 10:20 pm

How about Cuppa Teho Joe or Iced Espresso de Teho?

78 Lerrinus 06.04.08 at 1:02 am

Um, how about a Teho-tini start to the week?

79 Totalee Puppy 06.04.08 at 3:11 am

Teho-totaler!

80 Totalee Puppy 06.04.08 at 3:16 am

Teho-Tamarindo-Cooler

81 Totalee Puppy 06.04.08 at 3:19 am

That’s all for me…gotta cut T-Puppy off!

82 Theo 06.04.08 at 2:40 pm

Totalee — I’ve been wondering, what part of the world are you in?
(“Tamarindo” makes me think Mexico or someplace in Central America)

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