I’ll have what she’s having

by Meg on June 22, 2008

The perfect Sunday brunch! Strawberries, fruit cup, and fresh kitteh.

Bon Cat-pétit!

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Nom nom nom

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No, THANK YOU, Sender-Inner Ramona G. and Original poster Carnage Knockout! [Many more prosh photos/scenes there]

{ 63 comments }

1 binky-mama 06.22.08 at 11:41 pm

PUT THAT FORK DOWN! A fold-able limp noodle kitteh like this CLEARLY calls for chopsticks. Sheesh.

2 fish eye no miko 06.22.08 at 11:41 pm

New from the makers of Cup O’ Noodles–Kup o’ Kitteh!
Looks like that one is Chocolate/Chocolate Swirl. YUM!

3 girljoyy 06.22.08 at 11:41 pm

HE JUST LOF THAT BOWL.

tasty little pupe.

4 catablob 06.22.08 at 11:42 pm

Well, that looks OK I guess.
Personally I prefer my strawberries with Calico or Marmie kitten. Tabbies are a little too sweet.

5 kgirl81 06.22.08 at 11:47 pm

Too prosh ;)

I especially like how the kitteh is tewtelly unperturbed by the pokinks of the fork (altho’ I am pretty sure it is not actually pokink)

6 AuntieMame 06.22.08 at 11:54 pm

I love the one where she sees her reflection. I wonder if that means we’re getting six more weeks of cuteness?

7 claudia 06.22.08 at 11:57 pm

Oh so freaking cute, I love this, perfect to see after a day of nasty work lol

8 gizmo 06.23.08 at 12:18 am

You know that book “How to Serve Kittehs”?

It’s a cookbook!

Aaaahhhh!!!

9 Chicken O'Feathers 06.23.08 at 12:18 am

As Doctor Evil says, we don’t eat our kitteh! OMG! ;-)

10 berthaservant 06.23.08 at 12:20 am

So bring me a kitteh puddin
So bring me a kitteh puddin
So bring me a kitteh puddin
And bring it right here!!

11 ashagato 06.23.08 at 12:23 am

tabbies repreSENT!

12 turbofloof 06.23.08 at 12:41 am

Can’t belief it hasn’t been said… about life being just a bowl full of kittehs…

13 indigoreiki 06.23.08 at 12:56 am

A kitten Bento !

14 Bank Machine from American Psycho 06.23.08 at 1:20 am

FEED ME A KITTY

15 J. Bo 06.23.08 at 1:48 am

>>PUT THAT FORK DOWN! A fold-able limp noodle kitteh like this CLEARLY calls for chopsticks.< <

“…but use a spoon– you’ll want to get EVERY DROP.”

16 goodlookingelf 06.23.08 at 2:10 am

This is so sad, this delectable kitteh morsel does not fit into the Atkins Diet, of which I am currently on. It is just millions of carb-ie sweetnesses.

17 pups'nstuff 06.23.08 at 2:15 am

unsanitary, yet cute.

18 chanpon 06.23.08 at 2:16 am

A little watermelon, fresh strawberries, and a smidgen of tabby kitten. Toss with a little aged balsamic vinegar and you get the perfect summer fruit salad.

19 Annie J 06.23.08 at 2:22 am

Nom nom indeed! I love how the girl in the photos makes it a whole scene to actually seem like she would be eating it – salting it, poking it with a fork…haha. Too cute!

20 nismo 06.23.08 at 2:24 am

Yummeh kitteh! I could just eat you up!! BIG SHMOO!!

21 Kar 06.23.08 at 2:26 am

Put a fork in me. I’m dead and done.

22 Jae 06.23.08 at 2:29 am

Kitteh looks so tie-tie! Obvsly breakfast is served too early where she lives. Kitteh may come to my house where breakie is served promptly at “whenever you wake up” o’clock.

23 harlemgrrl 06.23.08 at 2:59 am

Berthaservant, you’re my hero!

:: guffaw ::

24 Snowpea 06.23.08 at 3:14 am

Make kittehs a part of this healthy, delicious breakfast every day!

25 Juniper Jupiter 06.23.08 at 3:31 am

Berthaservant!!! You spelt it correctly!!! I hope you pronounce it the same!!

PUU-din!! :D

Well, that’s how my little sister and I always did it!!

KYOOT PIC!!!

It’s…actually an extra large Japanese teacup!!! Yer supposed to drink the licorice marmalade tea, ya silly gooses!!! :D

26 Cephi 06.23.08 at 4:01 am

This is sort of embarrassing, but ever since I was a kid, I’ve poured ketchup all over my kittens. Don’t knock it till you try it!

27 Sharon Wilson 06.23.08 at 4:20 am

This reminds me of how I once came home to find a couple of kittens my landlady had rescued curled up in some of the kitchen bowls; they fit perfectly!

28 alexa 06.23.08 at 4:40 am

add a dollop of vanilla yogurt
for a healthy breakfast or for a tasty snack anytime–ummm
I meant for you to add it to the fruit silly goose.:)

29 alexa 06.23.08 at 4:41 am

add a dollop of vanilla yogurt
for a healthy breakfast or for a tasty snack anytime–ummm
I meant for you to add it to the fruit silly goose.:)

30 cheesybird 06.23.08 at 4:53 am

Gizmo: “You know that book “How to Serve Kittehs”?It’s a cookbook!”

Bwahahaha!!! Or howzabout “Soylent green is kitteh!”

31 Liz 06.23.08 at 4:57 am

Kitty’s just posing so serenely. It’s perfect.

32 jdl432 06.23.08 at 4:58 am

Jae took the words right out of my mouth, poor “tie-tie” kitty, esp. pic1 with fur all ruffled.

33 Martha in Washington 06.23.08 at 5:40 am

Salt? On a KITTEH? Bleech! Just let the natural flavors of the kitteh come through. Besides, salt is so bad for you. And the kitteh too, I’m sure.

34 Khadija 06.23.08 at 5:42 am

well a hello there fluffy carbs

35 hon glad 06.23.08 at 5:49 am

The perfect diet, one look at the kitteh and you forget to eat.

36 AuntieMame 06.23.08 at 6:26 am

It’s meatcake! Put it back. Someone is saving that!

(RIP George Carlin.)

37 gravyboat 06.23.08 at 6:31 am

Hee hee! That reminds me of one of my kitties. She LOVES being scratched on the back with a fork. Never tried to eat her with it though.

38 cheesybird 06.23.08 at 6:35 am

@AuntieMame – It has absolutely no smell whatsoever.

I just read the news. :(

39 berthaservant 06.23.08 at 6:50 am

NO!!!!!!!!

Too many great people are dying!

“Dogs have eyebrows.”

BaroooooooooooOooooooo!

40 jesse 06.23.08 at 7:58 am

this is my kitty!! who found it and put it on here?! this is awesome!

41 Granny 06.23.08 at 9:51 am

Mmm, strawberries and bleen!

42 snorglepup 06.23.08 at 11:59 am

I love the smell of tabby in the morning.

43 caitlin 06.23.08 at 1:14 pm

aaaah! I could fit HER ENTIRE FACE IN MY MOUF!!

This kitteh is being served at the PERFECT stage of cuteness… hey, I have an idea! I think we need a reference guide that illustrates cute features that occur at different developmental stages in kittens! e.g. the pointy-tail phase, the pot belly, etc… :D

44 Lurker 06.23.08 at 2:14 pm

But it’s just a TINY tabby! That won’t ruin my diet, will it?

45 David 06.23.08 at 2:46 pm

No, the kitteh is just the right size – delivering 100% of daily recommended intake of cuteness.

46 ThreeCatNight 06.23.08 at 3:25 pm

Ina Garten says:

“Now, you must use only the finest kittens, and they should be of the highest tabby caliber. Pair them with the freshest of summer fruits on the side, and a fine Chardonnay.Light and delightful. Just heaven!”

47 Annie 06.23.08 at 3:27 pm

Ahhh nothing like a lunch of strawberries, mellon chunks and kitten souffle’.

48 Melissa 06.23.08 at 3:56 pm

Have you ever had fried kitty toes? Mmmmm!

49 Kar 06.23.08 at 4:23 pm

Bento kitten? Is that anything like a bonsai kitten?

50 Theo 06.23.08 at 4:28 pm

Kar — if you mean “somebody just totally made it up”, then yes, it’s exactly like that.

51 Wicked 06.23.08 at 5:20 pm

Blarg. Am dead from the kitteh overload.

52 ButtaRumCake 06.23.08 at 6:04 pm

3Cat: I LOF Ina!

53 kar 06.23.08 at 8:14 pm

Theo, then I can cancel that call in to the ASCPA?

*Whew*

54 Theo 06.23.08 at 8:28 pm

Yes. In my experience, the American Society of Certified Public Accountants never bothers to return calls anyway.

55 jmuhj 06.23.08 at 8:56 pm

Ohyess tehy dew. An kittehs shud NEVURR bii siin with implumintz.

56 scoobie 06.23.08 at 9:30 pm

@Theo That last comment was pretty funny

57 Brak_Silverbone 06.23.08 at 10:24 pm

Kitty just needs a puff of Cool Whip and a cherry on top!

58 Ray 06.24.08 at 4:39 pm

mmm SLEEPY kitteh tastes best, with muscles all relaxed and tender

59 Harvey Bushell 06.24.08 at 5:13 pm

Mewshi !!

60 kati 06.25.08 at 3:20 am

How many WW points for a 6oz kitten?

No no no, kittens aren’t for eating! They’re for looking at!

61 yum! 06.25.08 at 4:20 am

you can’t eat raw cat with a fork! go grab some chopsticks and lets dig in!

62 Subhangi 06.25.08 at 7:53 am

Mmmm, tabby soufflé. A marvellous blend of cayenne and chocolate, though not quite as spicy as a Tortie mousse, but definitely less richer and more flavourful than Marmalade Creme Bruleé!

*NOM*

63 Tigress 06.26.08 at 5:54 pm

I have to ask, has anyone yet seen this website?

http://www.catsinbowls.com/

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