I am NOT leaving the house like this

by Meg on June 10, 2008

Oh, I am a mess. I shall require 2 more hours of make-up, hairextensions, extra lashes—the WORKS. Chop chop. [claps paws together]


Sleepy Milou, originally uploaded by xoMissi.

I said chop chop, Lori W.!!!

{ 26 comments }

1 bugmom 06.10.08 at 2:13 pm

Oh, don’t worry precious, you are gorgeous au naturel!

2 Katrina 06.10.08 at 2:21 pm

Let’s talk this over-I see a beautiful, fluffy puppy just as you are…

3 Kris 06.10.08 at 2:26 pm

Definitely eyelash extensions to match the earses!!!

4 hon glad 06.10.08 at 2:31 pm

My gahd I look like Squirrel Nutkin instead of a foxy sex bomb.

5 Ermine_Violin 06.10.08 at 2:32 pm

I look like this right now. Do you think if I send in a pic – Meg’ll post it?

6 Subhangi 06.10.08 at 2:48 pm

Aw don’t look so sad, little puppeh! You’ll look better after a haircut!

7 zeldapie 06.10.08 at 2:52 pm

You’re cute when you pout, hon.

8 Theresa 06.10.08 at 2:54 pm

OTC, she looks fab as she is!! Get out there and strut it, puppeh!

9 chanpon 06.10.08 at 2:54 pm

Adorabuhl ear tufts.

10 ThreeCatNight 06.10.08 at 3:16 pm

“I wonder if any of the supermodels have days like this?”

11 cheesybird 06.10.08 at 3:31 pm

Don’t worry puppers! We all have bad ear days.

12 Annie 06.10.08 at 4:42 pm

It is sooo difficult when we fashionista Pups must always be looking beautiful.With the hair style my nails and picking teh absolutely perfect frock I am just done in some days Just done in.You know it does take lots of work to look This Faaaabulous!

13 ceejoe 06.10.08 at 4:48 pm

that’s kinda what my hair looks like on these humid days!

14 The Other One Michelle 06.10.08 at 4:51 pm

Ermine, it’s how I look every day and I thought it was a good look for me :-) . Super duper cute puppy! Wanna play with his/her poofy parts. Not in a sick way.

15 cutles 06.10.08 at 7:30 pm

she looks like the grinch with those ears.

16 binky-mama 06.10.08 at 8:37 pm

I have had long hair almost my whole life… then one day I got a pixie cut and lo and behold… I had a cowlick that looks just like this!

I loves you just like this leetle puppeh!

17 berthaservant 06.10.08 at 8:46 pm

This is how I feel today too. Bleh.

(Back to sleep).

18 Katrina 06.10.08 at 9:31 pm

Berthaservant-For diagnostic reasons I ask: are your ears sticky-uppy or floppy-downy?

19 Theo 06.10.08 at 9:52 pm

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?

20 berthaservant 06.10.08 at 9:57 pm

Today is definitely ears down day.
And my eyeballs droop. They bobble in my soup.

21 Theo 06.10.08 at 10:20 pm

[Minor spelling correction there. Had to do it. - Ed.]

22 berthaservant 06.11.08 at 12:45 am

Thanks, Teho, although I had always heard it with the “W” (“always” meaning “that one time I was in first grade”).

23 Theo 06.11.08 at 1:56 am

…as opposed to that *other* time you were in first grade, eh?

24 scooterpants 06.11.08 at 2:38 am

heavens boyz…
sometimes a new ‘dew’ is hard to get used to.
i think she looks just bootie-full.
she can come to my house and stay any time, we luvs her just the way she iz.
berthaservant- tomorrow tiz anuther day.
earz up! wring out them eyeballz.:)

25 Katrina 06.11.08 at 1:46 pm

BS-A floppy-downy ear day, huh? I’m sorry that you are having a floppy-downy ear day.
I had never heard about the eyeball-soup diagnostic.
Hmmm, well, you seem to need at least one YaY! and as much Ohboyohboyohboy as you can handle, throughout the day. It is cheaper at CVS, but Don’t get the generic stuff, it doesn’t taste like the original. Now how is your Aha? Have you had any Aha in the past 24 hours?
I think you may have a mild case of Toofewcats. What do you think, does this diagnosis feel right to you?
Otherwise you have Floppy-Downy Eared Denge Fever and that well, cats can’t figure into. Lorises, now, if you have access to a Loris or any animal with ‘affe’ at the end of its name…I’ll be bold and say you need “God has such a great sense of Humor” Therapy. Now. We can help, I bet! Let us help. Take the first step, Berthaservant…

26 Tee 06.12.08 at 8:23 pm

Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow????

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