Meanwhile, at the Zagnut Arms Trailer Park…

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on June 30, 2008

"Oh … mah … gawd!  She’s not actually wearing that in public, is she?"

"Ugh. They need to pass a law: After your second child, no more Spandex."

Did she mug a go-go dancer for those boots?

"And those zebra stripes are so not working with the feather boa and the alligator bag."

"She either raided Kelly Osborne’s closet … or the local zoo.  Hee, hee, hee!"

But the tiara is a nice touch, don't you think?

Meee-yow, Arlo R.  And nicely shot, Red~Star!

{ 49 comments }

1 Caly 06.30.08 at 3:08 pm

SQUEE!

2 Kris 06.30.08 at 3:15 pm

Sqwerlios are such b*tches!!! hahhahaahahaha

3 WannaSmile 06.30.08 at 3:16 pm

can’ believe she’s wearing dat’!!!

4 hon glad 06.30.08 at 3:21 pm

Every one is judging you these days.

5 DKN 06.30.08 at 3:23 pm

Kris – you took the comment right out of my fingers!! LOL!

6 Jen 06.30.08 at 3:33 pm

O.M.G.

Becky, look at her butt.

7 Theo 06.30.08 at 3:35 pm

JEN! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!11!!1!gargle!!@1!!!

8 DivaPie 06.30.08 at 3:40 pm

Jen said what we were ALL thinking ;)

It was honestly the first thing that came to mind for me!!

9 Theo 06.30.08 at 3:42 pm

I like!
Big!
NUTSANDICANNOTLIE!!

[that's what SHE said]

[help me]

10 metsakins 06.30.08 at 3:45 pm

beware of skwerls tellin’ secrets!

11 QuirkyCutie 06.30.08 at 3:47 pm

O_o Wow…. Theo I’m at a loss. I would help you but I’m afraid you’re off your nut, my friend.

12 Kris 06.30.08 at 3:48 pm

You otha brothas can’t deny
When a sqwerl walks in
Wit a itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get NUTS…

hahahahahahahaahahahahaha

13 Metz 06.30.08 at 3:49 pm

OMG! Since when did she start dating MY Ned?
OH she did NAWT just smirk her cheezdoodle ornj face at me? Hold me bak I’m gonna….

14 wagthedogma 06.30.08 at 3:56 pm

…even chipmunks gotta shout!

15 Jen 06.30.08 at 4:00 pm

*snerk*

16 AuntieMame 06.30.08 at 4:04 pm

Who knew squirrels were such cats?

17 Metz 06.30.08 at 4:21 pm

AuntieM, well they do start out as “kits”.
er, they do don’t they?

[I know *foxes* do... - Ed.]

18 scooterpants 06.30.08 at 4:36 pm

ahhh! TREE RATS!
they are gossipy little buggers.
i want some of what theo’s havin….

19 Dexter Fishmore 06.30.08 at 4:38 pm

Mmmmm… Zagnut….

Very underrated candy bar.

20 Redzilla 06.30.08 at 4:55 pm

Teho, sounds like you could use a little mellowing action. Go ask the happy puppeh for a toke.

21 Erebella 06.30.08 at 5:00 pm

You guys are all nuts! I don’t know how you sleep at night. Prolly just like me, huh?

Teho, darling, we won’t help you, what fun would that be for us? Just keep the coffee coming and we’ll all get through this.

22 ThreeCatNight 06.30.08 at 5:07 pm

At her age, she should so not be flying from tree to tree!

23 Theo 06.30.08 at 5:08 pm

“coffee toke” is so, SO wrong
on so, SO many levels

24 Noelle 06.30.08 at 5:23 pm

Hey, what’s wrong with a feather boa!?!

*flings feathered boa over shoulder and walks out*

25 webbee 06.30.08 at 5:26 pm

So you all forced me to admit this: I called my fiance “mouse” early in our relationship. My mother – in her infinite humor – once bought him a checkout-lane singing gangsta mouse that when you squeezed its belly it sang a little something like this:

I like big tails and I can not lie
No other mouse can deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a big tail…

well, you get the point.

Maybe it was an innocuous kitchy gift to my mouse; maybe it also carried the commentary that I inherited my mother’s… tail.

26 zeldapie 06.30.08 at 5:45 pm

Now I have that earworm stuck in my head!

Oh man, these two got ATTITUDE!

27 Decca 06.30.08 at 5:52 pm

So I says to her, I says, well you know Laverne saw him sneaking up Rhonda’s tree. And she’s all “well I’m sure he was just going to help her move some acorns around.” And I”m all “acorns? Girl you have GOT to gets you some sense.” And she’s all “another slice of Almond Joy?”

28 Julie 06.30.08 at 6:29 pm

those pictures are teh awesome!

29 Clare2 06.30.08 at 6:59 pm

The comments are great, but then I went back and looked at the hovertext. Good Lord! Somebody’s got their funny on, today! Keep it coming, it’s Monday, you know…

[That'd be Other Mike, in this case - Ed.]

30 Clare2 06.30.08 at 7:00 pm

I’m also enjoying the nicknames people give themselves (and their loved ones), and I’m thinking I need a new screen name – and a new nickname for my sweetie. “Baby” just doesn’t cut it after you peeps!!

31 kar 06.30.08 at 7:03 pm

I have to agree with Mike. They’re so catty this could go under “kittehs.”

And remember ladies. When wearing a tiara, it’s “Wrist, wrist. Elbow, elbow. Hand never above the tiara.”

[Dammit! I *always* mix that up... - Ed.]

32 The Other One Michelle 06.30.08 at 7:22 pm

Just like the beyotchs I work with.

33 chanpon 06.30.08 at 7:39 pm

2nd pic: “Uh oh, no no.. don’t look at him. Look away. Crap, he’s looking over here. Pretend you don’t see him. Play it cool, ignore him, and maybe he won’t notice us.”

34 Martha in Washington 06.30.08 at 8:26 pm

I will never again go out in my yard when that silly little squirrel is out there! I couldn’t stand the criticism!

It is so hot here today that the SLS is laying flat like road kill on the top of our fence. Yes it is alive. I’ve seen it move and can hear it chattering.

35 berthaservant 06.30.08 at 10:14 pm

I have nothing of interest to add. Nice job NTMTOM.

36 Stephanie 06.30.08 at 10:41 pm

Squirrels are notorious gossips. You really can’t trust them.

37 ka9q's wife 07.01.08 at 5:19 am

Narnia FTW
I hate having skwerrils in my yard anyway. My Dog is all raring to go out and kill another one.
Sigh.

38 Subhangi 07.01.08 at 5:25 am

It’s fun to gossip about gossips. :P

39 Theresa 07.01.08 at 11:40 am

Notice that the two fash-critic squirrelettes are waist-high in the weeds. Why? Could they be HIDING SOMETHING? :P

40 Gail 07.01.08 at 3:25 pm

If the subjects are wearing alligator and feathers, those squirrels better watch their hides.

41 Theo 07.01.08 at 4:00 pm
42 Theresa 07.01.08 at 5:52 pm
43 Theo 07.01.08 at 8:05 pm

Look at my eyes maaan… I said “HAMMIE”
That day is done, Theresa. Gotta let it go.

[secretly breaks it down immediately after clicking "Post"]

44 meadowgirl 07.01.08 at 9:41 pm

SQUIRRELLY SQUIRREL!

if i can ever catch the fat butted ones in our yard…CO will just DIE! :D

45 Theresa 07.01.08 at 9:51 pm

(Chorus singing “Whoo-ooa, whoo-ooa, whoo-ooa!”

46 jenjen 07.02.08 at 2:00 am

oh sure, they’re cute. But just today we learned that right here in San Diego county, two skwerls, maybe even THESE TWO, were tested positive for THE PLAGUE. That’s right people, not some sissy Lyme disease, not that namby-pamby hantavirus, we’re talking THE PLAGUE, people.

47 Kar 07.02.08 at 4:49 am

Hammie pants or something more sinister, like Hammer pants.

http://tiny.cc/X3fhr

48 geeky 07.03.08 at 5:21 pm

Just a note, these photos were taken by my Flickr contact Rebecca (aka Red~Star). Please give her credit. http://www.flickr.com/photos/rainriver/2604937150/

49 Katrina 07.04.08 at 11:47 am

The Plague is curable with antibiotics. Not that I want to try it, mind you.

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