"Oh … mah … gawd! She’s not actually wearing that in public, is she?"
"Ugh. They need to pass a law: After your second child, no more Spandex."
"And those zebra stripes are so not working with the feather boa and the alligator bag."
"She either raided Kelly Osborne’s closet … or the local zoo. Hee, hee, hee!"
Meee-yow, Arlo R. And nicely shot, Red~Star!