Stubbular, Unfocused McSquirmersons

Will you please get a load of these guys as they;

- Discover their own legs!

- Can’t walk!

- CANNOT FOCUS TO SAFE THEIR LIFES!

The best part is Mom kitteh checking in and starting to lift one of the kittens up by its leg. Someone call Kitteh Protective Services.

I love the larval stage, Allison T.!

Comments

  1. supah duper prosh!

  2. ButtaRumCake says:

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    *bleen*

    [Ahem. http://www.cafepress.com/puddinghockey - Ed.]

  3. hon glad says:

    Cute to the power of ten.

  4. meowandwoof says:

    just keeeeel me now….

  5. momof2kitties says:

    Oh. Em. Gee. The toothless yawn at 1:33 has kilt me ded. I am ded.

  6. WHY must you torment me with Siamese kittens? Why?

  7. cheesybird says:

    EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Itty bitty splay-toed cotton puffs of joy!

  8. …er… Snowshoe kittens?

    (previous comment left before mama cat stepped into the picture…)

    Either way. The little brown ear nubbies do me in every time.

  9. paulajeanne says:

    I love the little baffie the tyke on the far right was giving hisself!

  10. snorgler says:

    D’awwwww! I love how kitlings at this stage have heads WAYYY too big for their ears, and a week or two later have ears WAYYY too big for their heads!

  11. zomg it *IS* three Rikkibebehs!
    8-O

  12. How adorable- I love the mama checking in like “you kids are diving me crazy! Settle down!”

  13. Aww omg *__*

  14. OMG!!

    teh yaaawn!

    teh tiny mew!

    teh leetle leecks!

    AND WAZ THAT PURRINK IN TEH BACKGROUND?? WAS EET???

  15. they are very larva-like indeed! in a weird way, i admire and worship meg. i think the breed is ragdoll? b/c the mommy looks like a racoon a little bit.

  16. There *were* four kitthens…but I am keeping the other one in my mouf. Serious.

  17. Snowshoe kittunz SQUEEEEEEE

  18. claudia says:

    holy mcsquirmersons!

  19. The fluff, ohmygods the fluff!

    And are they in a Burberry basket? Wait til they’re able to focus and see the luxury!

  20. aww, that little one is like “mai dignatee, eet has been cronshed. ai weel bathe maiself nao.”

  21. Catsquatch says:

    “I love the larval stage”

    ROFLMAO!!!!!

    Me too ;D

  22. Erebella says:

    Okay, I’z in the afterlife now, my body slumped over my desk at work, ded as a doornail, done in my a massive overdose of cuteness. Thanks.

  23. squirmirati!

    I like the little one washing: “I like to wash it, wash it”

    [LOL! My furisreallywet. Furisreallywet. - Ed.]

  24. ooh mama is a pretty cat

  25. pistache268 says:

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

  26. Theresa says:

    Theo- Furisireally furisireally furisreally wet!
    snort

  27. atomicpuffball says:

    judging by the bobbing, weaving, blank looks and yawning, i’d say they’re drunk!

  28. And at the end how attempting-to-walk kitteh trompled on the belleh of leecking kitteh and leecking kitteh is all “i will totally nom you now, discovering the process of nomming.” dddaaahhhhhhh…….

  29. Monique says:

    Kittens are so cute!

    But a joke about child abuse?! Not in great taste.

  30. catloveschanel says:

    Pretty Posh with Burberry Bed.

  31. @Monique: I thought that it was a pithy and erudite observation on the fact that all new mothers make mistakes because they are new mothers, and that those mistakes can be misinterpreted as abuse. But clearly I was wrong, and it was a joke in bad taste. Silly me.

    [Furthermore, since Cute Overload has come to be known as The Source Par Excellence of excruciatingly correct social etiquette... - Ed.]

  32. hrh.squeak says:

    They have Translucent Paw Pads! Must . . . nom . . . all … tastee beanees . . . .

  33. RIKKI! Rikki, Rikki, Rikki! That was my thought too, Theo.

  34. binky-mama says:

    Head. Too. Heavy. To leeeft!. Ehn! *thud*

    Momma took parentin’ lessons
    from Britney Spears ya’ll.

  35. OMG, they’re like little bobbleheads.

  36. Noelegy says:

    The little pink muzzles are lethally cute.

  37. Actually, binky-mama, that’s more of a Michael Jackson maneuver (the picking up baby by the limbs thing).

    P.S. CO-related post now on my blog.

  38. binky-mama says:

    berthaservant- True, true! I’ll be honest, I was just looking for an excuse to say “ya’ll”.

  39. Oh teh wobbly fluffitude and teh yawn!

    *head ‘slodes*

  40. Ok, I am *supposed* to be finishing up a wedding gift right now, but damnit, my brain has been taken over by itty bitty babeh kittehs!

  41. HappyHappyJoyJoy says:

    AW LIL’ SQUISHERS

  42. What’s better than a Ragdoll kitteh? Ragdoll kittens. *dies*

  43. warrior rabbit says:

    I love how mom peeks in again at 1:40.

  44. deh wobbly..looks like bobbleheads !!! caught myself head bobbling in sync..!!! then my head exploded from the cute..

  45. The grooming kitteh is all like, “I wanna wash my little tail, but I can’t reach! Tail! Ehn! Tail!”

  46. You beat me to it LisaMarie! They are like wittle bobbleheads trying to focus on the camera. It’s amazing how they already have different personalities this young! One is all adventurous, climbing all over, one is all “don’t hate me ’cause I’m beautiful, and don’t bother me, I’m bathing to be more beautiful” and the third one is all “I’ll just lay here for now and look cute”

  47. NutherDeb says:

    I love brand new kitties’ squinty eyes!!! Makes me want one sooo much!!!
    Alas!! My daughter still doesn’t want any more pets that we get attached to and then lose, since our cat died a few weeks ago, then her rabbit ran away last week!

  48. Juniper Jupiter says:

    Okay…I see what wuz goin’ on!

    We all wanted to pop all those bebeh kitlings IN OUR MOUFS!! Right? SO! Mommy Kitteh goes to the closest one to see what all this Mouf-poppin’ is all aboot and grabs the first one…and thinx, “Nope, still tastes like kitten!” and then leaves to go chat it up with her catty girlfriends. Then Bebeh Kitling that got bitten by Mommy tries HERSELF out and decides, “Nom nom nom nom…nope, still tastes like kitten!” And then the OTHER two kitlings go over to the FIRST and try to catpile her and get THEIR licks in…but that’s when the viddy ends.

    Did I get it right?

    KYOOT bebehs!! WANT!

  49. jess, la, ca says:

    baby kittehs on a chip and dale fleece blankie!! I am overwhelmed by the cuteness of it all

  50. wagthedogma says:

    I’m sorry. I’m still trying to process the “Bleenless Thong.” http://www.cafepress.com/puddinghockey.265059818

  51. wagthedogma says:

    I mean, is this Teho’s way of telling us to put our Bleenies where the sun don’t shine? 0.o

  52. compy-saur says:

    Love the kitteh on the right, trying to groom itself, taking clumsy, off-balanced licks. Pure gold.

  53. chanpon says:

    Overload on furry squinty-ness! (=_=)

  54. I didn’t know kittehs this little cleaned themselves. I wish my 6 year old kitty could take a cue from this little dude and CLEAN HERSELF ALREADY!!
    (sorry, little stressed with the kitty-who-refused-to-bathe-from-the-moment-of-birth)

  55. Bramble says:

    OK, I must introduce a new term from my idiot-syncratic vocabulary to describe these larval, squirming fur-balls: they are WORMY!!! This should be self-explanatory to cuteologists: baby animals of any kind are wormy. Soft, stubular, squirming, mush-faced, squinty, vulnerable — in other words, wormy. And when there’s lots of them, they’re a squirming womr-pile, the epitome of worminess. Like these!

  56. 1:33. The Yawn. Killed me with Cute. :D

    What that funny (annoying!) clicking noise? Morse Code? Braille writer? ;)

  57. Monique says:

    @whiskers;

    I just thought it was less than cute to reference child protective services in a post of adorable kittens! Reporting child abuse just isn’t funny to me. I know it was meant in a lighthearted manner but it was insensitive and showed a lack of understanding for how serious child abuse is. I didn’t mean to be such a downer but I stand by the fact that the joke was not good taste. My husband works for a non-profit finding housing for foster kids and if CPS has to get involved then those are REALLY bad parents and the kid’s lives are extremely difficult into adulthood. Not a ha-ha cute subject in my book.

  58. BAAAAAAAAAAAAABIES!

    I want to keees them. NOM.
    They are very clean, not typical of babies that age.. and what a pretty mama cat!

  59. I was just about to say, “finally! A post that is totally Un-Nuffable!” Nuffers of the world, LAY OFF! (going into therapy to keep from nomming tiny earlets)

  60. Oh, OK, they may not be baby giraffes, but they are cute.

    It has been so long since I saw kitties this little- what kind of puddy-tats are they? Have we come to a decision?

  61. Kitteh: “nom”
    Kitteh: “nom”
    Kitteh: “nom”
    KItteh: “huh? teethz hurtz.”
    Falls asleep.

  62. Ooopses. Sorryz for the double post.

  63. They’re too cute! I love the middle one best, I think. Actually, I love ‘em all — crazy Bobblehead McGees!

  64. i literally could have watched that for about 10 more hours!!!

  65. Stooges Woman :-) says:

    Hey Monique – if I said this photo was so adorable it killed me, would you say that was in bad taste because sometimes people actually get killed? ;-)

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