Gee….. after seeing all these adorable bunny pics, I feel bad feeding my cats rabbit meat

Aaaarrgh….. But cats are carnivores, so what to do? Chicks are cute as well, so are mice and quail…
Can’t really feed the cats carrots and potatoes.

Don’t think I’ll be ever OK feeding rabbit to my gang w/o a big lump in my throat…

“I taut i taw a puddy tat…”

“I did! I did taw a puddy tat!”

Kitteh: Mooom, I want to touch it!
Hooman: No, Blue, mustn’t touch
K: Pweese?
H: No no sweetheart, you might hurt him
K: No, I’ll be soft. See? Like this???

Ohhh, I like “sad,slow head shake” very nice and infinitely useful, thanks!

OMG, somebody’s *borrowed* my SSHS! I’ve been looking EVERYWHERE for that!
Please, I’ll be needing that back, Subh; I’m about to head to work…

Cute kitteh and bunneh, but “DOH” on the pickup lines! Yer all doin’ it rong.

Berthaminion – how come a dashing, articulate guy like you gets so tongue-tied? What is WRONG with this world?

[sad, slow head shake]

Beautiful cat! awwww!!

Oh, My sister, who just broke up with her loser boyfriend the other day, and I were walking up the street; me with my babe in the stroller and her beside me. A lone male, sans shirt, all buff and smelling like he bathed is cologne, walks right up to her and says “Your the hottest woman I’ve ever laid eyes on.”
“No I’m not!” she says laughingly, “I’m practically menopausal!”

“Well so am I!” claims this dude, who looked to be about 28, and a drug dealer to boot lol.
“No you’re not!” she said, clearly playing the idiot.

“I’m 42.” he boasts.

All this time we are still walking, and she’s laughing and I am positively stymied as to WHY this is happening!

Desperate? Or just playing? LOL!!!

Hows that for a pickup line? Claim to have MALE MENOPAUSE?!?!?!?! so you can snag a 37 year old flirt?

I am gonna tease her ’bout that dude for a long time.

Kitty: Yeah he is kinda small.

Human: Oh he’s so precious!

Kitty: Can I hold him now?

Human: I love just circling him with my hand.

Kitty: Yeah, I think it’s my turn now to hold him. OK?

:: taking notes ::

The one about the fifth wife is good.

Here’s a good one that someone told me — not great, but clever:

“Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?”
“No.”
“Just enough to break the ice.”

That kitty is so focused, I think I can put him to work! He’s probably more focused than half my employees.

Oh teensy bun is cute too.