These Boots Were Made For Stalking…

… and that’s just what they’ll do / One of these days these boots are gonna whap you on the nose (whap whap whap whap whap!) and then tear through the living room (neeeeeaarrrrggghhhhhhmmmmm!!) and then climb up the drapes (wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!) and then knock the planter off the kitchen counter (crash! whoopsie!) and then totally declare war on your tail (yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!) and then whap you on the nose some more (whap-ity whap!) and then fall asleep (honk-shuuuuuuuuu!).

A little closer ... closer ... cloooooserrrr

Cowgirl UP, Judy O!

Comments

  1. wagthedogma says:

    Brill-yant, Other Mike! So, exactly when were you at my house again…? :D

  2. bookmonstercats says:

    Puppeh is thinking “I’m sure the bone I left in those boots had less meat on it… Oh well” *Nom*Nom*Nom*

  3. doggy coming closer………kitty whispering “uh oh!”

  4. Puss in boots!

  5. All the kitty needs is a 1-ounce cowboy hat (rather than a 10 gallon cowboy hat.)

  6. Damn you, NTMTOM! You’re going to make me start hanging in the comments again! I can’t resist! Well, okay, yes I can, but not quite yet…

  7. hon glad says:

    Excuse me Sir, shall I remove this piece of fluff from your boots?

  8. ThreeCatNight says:

    Kitteh: “Reach for the sky, pardner! I gotcha covered!”
    Doggeh: “On the contrary. I overwhelm you with my sheer size and mental superiority. So there, you little pipsqueak!”
    Kitteh: “Note to self: must hide in bigger boots next time.”

  9. Best caption ever!

  10. caitlin says:

    I looked at the picture, read all the way through this, and was about to move on to the next entry…

    AND THEN I saw the kitten hiding in the boot :D

  11. OMG, Meg – how do you come up with this stuff? Brilliant.

  12. marie_n says:

    that’s quite possibly the meekest cowboy i’ve seen in my entire life, and i’m ok with that.

  13. Nicolletta says:

    Peek-A-Boo!

  14. momof2kitties says:

    Doggeh is about to be in a world of hurt…in three…two…one…

  15. mom2twinzz says:

    Liz it was NTMTOM not Meg. Brill on the new posts NTMTOM. I gotta say I lurve them.

  16. Caitlin, I did the same thing! I was like, OH, look what’s in the boot! hahahaha!
    Poor doggie doesn’t know what he’s up against.

  17. catablob says:

    Wow, a free kitten with every pair of boots!
    I’m heading for the trading post stat!

  18. I R SKEERY COWBOY-NEENJA!

    I’MA GIT YEW!

  19. yes, i agree: this caption is spot on, ntmtom. i’m pretty sure that this scene unfolded just as you described. great work!

  20. chanpon says:

    Durn those critters! If it’s not scorpions, them kittens’ll gitya in those boots. *turns them over and shakes*

  21. BeanSidhe says:

    duh-duh…
    duh-duh…
    duh-duh duh-duh duh-duh duhduhduhduhduhduhduhduh

    Jaws Kitty don’t care how big your boat is.

  22. SQUEEEEEEEEE! I wanna hug that Kitteh McPeekersons!

  23. Rooanne says:

    Thank you for the laugh!! I really needed it.

  24. Xtineebee says:

    Lulz at the “Silence of the Lambs” rollover. As if cute wasn’t good enough, we get such lovely (rather twisted) humour around here, too.

  25. Nancy Sinatra would be so proud.

  26. Gretchen says:

    Check the fabulous nummable ear on that dog. MMMMMM!

  27. Katrina says:

    Oh, yes, lovely woof-woof- a Newfie, perhaps?

  28. Catsquatch says:

    “and that’s just what they’ll do / One of these days these boots are gonna whap you on the nose (whap whap whap whap whap!) and then tear through the living room (neeeeeaarrrrggghhhhhhmmmmm!!) and then climb up the drapes (wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!) and then knock the planter off the kitchen counter (crash! whoopsie!) and then totally declare war on your tail (yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!) and then whap you on the nose some more (whap-ity whap!) and then fall asleep (honk-shuuuuuuuuu!).”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Not SupposedToBeDoingThisAtWork(GotANewJob) says:

    Newfie, heck no! Waaayyyyy too small (see his tiny foot?) and hairless. Also note distinct lack of drool. Judging by the curly-ness in the (nommable) ear, snout length, and the eyes, I’d make a guess of some sort of Spaniel… maybe a water dog of some sort?

    Sorry, I left the pet industry for a new job and I’m trying to keep up my breed knowledge…. :)

    I *heart* boot kittens!

  30. I’m with Caitlin and Kris, I tewtally didn’t see the kitteh. I was all, “why would the boots thwap the dog?” and then I was all “Oh hai.” I want that cat!!!

  31. puss in boot?

  32. Theresa says:

    Black Cocker Spaniel, no? Look at those curlies on the floppy ears.

  33. LOL’ing @ “whap-ity whap”!!

  34. I ran to the closet to check my boots and NUTTIN’…no kitteh at all. I was hoping.

  35. cdelphine says:

    uhh who’s mike? Did I miss something?

  36. I totally missed the kitn at first as well. Which makes Mike’s caption even more surreal.

  37. Martha in Washington says:

    Were you a cat in a former life Mike? You hit the nail right on the head with that one!
    I’d buy cowboy boots if they came with a kitty.

  38. Katrina says:

    Silly me, I didn’t look at the footie- it is a spaniel of some sort- pretty and glossy for sure.

  39. This is my cocker spaniel (A+ for several of you!!!) Callie and the kitty is Shadow. I love the captions people have written! Thanks!

  40. ashagato says:

    reminds me of the time my housemates and i were having a party so i hid a bunch of bartending cash in my cowboy boot.

    6 months later i go to put on my boots, and i pull out a wad of $900 cash! like winning the lottery…

    moral: don’t drink and hide things ;)

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