Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow????

BS-A floppy-downy ear day, huh? I’m sorry that you are having a floppy-downy ear day.
I had never heard about the eyeball-soup diagnostic.
Hmmm, well, you seem to need at least one YaY! and as much Ohboyohboyohboy as you can handle, throughout the day. It is cheaper at CVS, but Don’t get the generic stuff, it doesn’t taste like the original. Now how is your Aha? Have you had any Aha in the past 24 hours?
I think you may have a mild case of Toofewcats. What do you think, does this diagnosis feel right to you?
Otherwise you have Floppy-Downy Eared Denge Fever and that well, cats can’t figure into. Lorises, now, if you have access to a Loris or any animal with ‘affe’ at the end of its name…I’ll be bold and say you need “God has such a great sense of Humor” Therapy. Now. We can help, I bet! Let us help. Take the first step, Berthaservant…

heavens boyz…
sometimes a new ‘dew’ is hard to get used to.
i think she looks just bootie-full.
she can come to my house and stay any time, we luvs her just the way she iz.
berthaservant- tomorrow tiz anuther day.
earz up! wring out them eyeballz.:)

…as opposed to that *other* time you were in first grade, eh?

Thanks, Teho, although I had always heard it with the “W” (“always” meaning “that one time I was in first grade”).

[Minor spelling correction there. Had to do it. - Ed.]

Today is definitely ears down day.
And my eyeballs droop. They bobble in my soup.

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?

Berthaservant-For diagnostic reasons I ask: are your ears sticky-uppy or floppy-downy?

This is how I feel today too. Bleh.

(Back to sleep).