Tiny (hopeful) Escapee!

I may be teeny, but I am crafty, and I WILL get out.

[looks in two directions at once with googly eyes]

I think I see opportunity!


Lilly’s escape, originally uploaded by corlisspt.

Corliss T., Lilly looks a skosh dangerous. Just a skosh though.

57 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Jen says:

    Ooooohh. He is SO about to poop.

  2. jfield says:

    Oh, but that’s the beauty of his plan, Jen. When everyone looks away for the sake of his modesty, that’s when he’ll make his Bid for Freedom. He is a crafty one:-)

  3. katiedid says:

    is he a pug??? he has very “googly” eyes.. but his face just looks alien to me.

  4. The Other One Michelle says:

    Don’t take being penned up, pee little man, pee.

  5. Celeste says:

    that picture soooooo reminds me of my pug when she was that big…. she is bigger now…. tho still fairly small for a pug… still has the googly eyes tho lol

  6. I see opportunity over there…AND over there! At once! FREEDOOOOOM!

  7. BB/VA says:

    Looks like someone forgot to diaper him.

  8. BeanSidhe says:

    Pup doesn’t want to be a pie!
    She’s probably got plans for a flying machine in her lil head and is eyeballing around for materials.
    Hey, if a bunch of chickens can do it…

  9. Kris says:

    You can run, but you can’t hide! The snorting is a dead give away every time!!!!

  10. hon glad says:

    ”No prison can hold me” says bugeyed Bill as he is sent down.

  11. steppy says:

    Ah poor little guy. was his crime really worth the harsh punishment? must nom nom

  12. BB/VA says:

    Or perhaps he has escaped from his diaper and is moving on to bigger and better escapes..

  13. Clare says:

    Hehe. The pup is called “Lilly”. Why is everyone assuming it’s a he? ;)

    I loves the chameleon eyes.

  14. Zorbs says:
  15. Mojojojo says:

    I think this may be a smooth coat Brussels Griffon. She has the tell-tale hyperthyroidism eyeballs.

  16. Juno says:

    Hey Corliss T., are you reading this? My mother’s name is Corliss. Not too many of you around, huh?

  17. metsakins says:

    the flickr link should come with a warning.

    *breathes in paper bag to try to calm down*

  18. starling says:

    That always confused me, Bean, since chickens can fly … unless they got on top of our roof by some other means.

  19. April S. says:

    either way that puppy is going to the bathroom!

  20. Theresa says:

    I dunno, I think puppy has that aggrieved, “MUST you watch me do my business?” look.

  21. tank says:

    oh man this is a great picture I love black pugs

  22. BeanSidhe says:

    Hey starling, if you’ve got a rooster that sounds suspiciously like William Wallace in your backyard, that MIGHT explain things.

  23. Chastity says:

    ***I am MELTING !!!***

  24. katiedid says:

    This picture of lilly is sooooo much cuter..
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/26816452@N03/2555086648/in/photostream/

  25. Jorden says:

    Awww-she looks like a tadpole!

  26. Subhangi says:

    What Jorden said. SQUEEEE!!!

    I think it’s a behbeh Wa-wa.

  27. Epic says:

    Hey, can anyone tell me what brand that little fence type thing is, or point me towards something similar? I’ll be getting a hedgehog soon, and I need something similar to that so I can take it outside. Email me at pokefreakleoki@gmail.com
    Thanks!

    (P.S. SO CUTE!)

  28. lynn crago says:

    nice pic

  29. debg says:

    Starling and Beansidhe, I don’t think domestic, fattened chickens can fly. It would be like a turkey flying–laws of physics work against it. And I loved the reference to a fantastically good movie.

  30. nismo says:

    Where’s a plastic toy screwdriver when you need one?

  31. Leslie says:

    I appreciate the discreet dog biscuit so we get a sense of scale. She’s seriously tiny.

    Epic, you should check a gardening shop for wee fencing in pieces that you can easily stab into the ground for stability and security — unless you wanted something to use indoors as well.

  32. Peter Lorre Pug! (Or, if you insist on a female reference, Elsa Lanchester Pug!)

    And chickens can fly! Didn’t you see “Chicken Run?” (Nick Park rox).

  33. MaggieBee says:

    Awww, I love it when pugs are babies, before their tails curl up!! :D

  34. isncee says:

    nasssty cruel humanss, they locks us up, they puts us behind tall walls, not nice humans at all, no precious, very cruel they are…

  35. Emily says:

    Poopulence eminent!

  36. BeanSidhe says:

    @Berthaservant–BWAH!!
    Marty Feldman pug, even.

    @debg–I’m still torqued over missing Eddie Izzard here in St. Lou! Must snuggle the FeldPug to regain my bearings.

  37. wagthedogma says:

    She looks both ways at once, but she’s cute as pie, she’s got…Marty Feldman eeeeyes!

  38. Theo says:

    Big gold star for WagTheDogma!
    http://www.biggoldstar.com/

    (all content on that website is entirely coincidental & unrelated)

  39. Aoife says:

    I think you got the quote wrong. I believe I heard this little pup say:

    “I may be teeny, but I am bleeny!”

  40. Babs says:

    Debg, are you saying turkeys can’t fly? What about my plan to release turkeys from a helicopter over the Thanksgiving parade?

  41. wagthedogma says:

    Thank you, Teho! :) The “Bette Davis Eyes” earworm currently eating into my brain is now totally worth it!

  42. Fegli says:

    Did anyone watch Pinky & The Brain? This pup is channeling Brain like crazy.

  43. NutherDeb says:

    For the record, our chickens and turkeys all fly up into a tree every night. They can fly, just not very well.

  44. Raemie L. says:

    The tiny muzzlepouche is pouty-cute. Loved the pic of puppeh sleeping on stuffed animal too.

  45. astro says:

    Wow. I *actually* squeeled.

    So Qute.

  46. sghjkfd says:

    thats so cute

  47. Corliss says:

    For those of you wondering about the fence … I purchased the fence at PetSmart sometime before 2005. $10-15 in the small animal section around the guinea pig supplies. I purchased it for our guinea pigs. However, they soon figured out how to knock it down, climb over or open it in other ways. Works well for Lilly now but for how long?????

  48. Totalee Puppy says:

    Don’t worry,Lilly love—we’ll bring an outfit so you’ll look like a washerwoman…your laundry basket comes with a little roo who’ll help you bounce over the fence…then it’s past the guards (with a wink)…and down to the train station. Soon you’ll be at Toad Hall–the pampered pet of Mr. Toad himself. Oh, to be Mr.Toad…

  49. sweetpea says:

    Oh mi, Totalee, that is the best reference ever. Alas that Kenneth Graham did not write about a single pug.

  50. chanpon says:

    Cute, but looks like he wants to poop.

  51. Mark says:

    “Maybe I pooped in your shoe and maybe I didn’t. Why?”

  52. LisaL says:

    Good lord… This picture made me OMG and WHEEZE lol… Look at the head to body ratio! INSANE

  53. Totalee Puppy says:

    BABS…I love your idea about releasing turkeys from a helicopter over the Thanksgiving parade…How can we make this work, Babs? First of all, the turkeys need time-and-a-half for working on a holiday…Would a little colorful parachute for each turkey be a festive touch as it slows their dcscent? Why is this better? Santa “cannonball-hit” by several turkeys would cause Mr. Macy to aspirate his latte…
    We can call this jump from the helicopter “Turkey Chutes”!! (Yes, it does sound like “Turkey Shoot”…the nuffers are coming to get me…)

  54. Katrina says:

    BABS- I miss WKRP in Cincinnati, too. That was one great ensemble cast. Okey-fine!

    TotalleePuppy- parachutes!! Just too good a mental image…

    “and they don’t so much fly as —plummet”…Monty Python

  55. wagthedogma says:

    “Turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!”

  56. Theresa says:

    Babs, don’t forget to play “Ride of the Valkyries.”

  57. Katrina says:

    …and the look on Mr. Carlson’s face…..