Could you remove your buttocks from my face?

by Meg on June 6, 2008

Pup #1: I’d appreciate it if you removed your ‘tocks from my cheek area.
Pup #2: Those aren’t pillows!
Pup #3: My neck is stuck in a crick now, thanks a WHOLE lot
Pup #4: I look like I have two tails
Pup #5: WAIT THERE’S A FIFTH PUP!?

Redonk

Margie, Gretel, Geni and Helen L., good luck with that napping posishe.

{ 62 comments }

1 metsakins 06.06.08 at 2:19 pm

Okay, I got nuthin’. This great opportunity and nuthin’!

2 Beth 06.06.08 at 2:22 pm

There isn’t a fifth one under there is there???

3 Theo 06.06.08 at 2:24 pm

PUPPEH PYEL!!!

4 Theo 06.06.08 at 2:24 pm

[ahem]

Erm. Sorry about that. “Puppy pile” is what I meant to say.

5 Metz 06.06.08 at 2:27 pm

It’s like that old schoolyard game where you have to get your hand on top to win.

And of course, no matter how uncomfortable, NO one is gonna give up that chair. Uh-uh!

Perfecto capshuny as usual.

6 blair 06.06.08 at 2:30 pm

i do not see a fifth, though it is not easy to sort out whose behind goes with whose frohind

i think they look comftabuhls despite the snoring and the cheek-to-cheekiness of it

7 ceejoe 06.06.08 at 2:31 pm

Meg, are you teasin us??? There’s no fifth puppeh there…
0.o

8 Abby 06.06.08 at 2:31 pm

Nooooo, only four! That white bottom all the way on the left belong to the bugger with his cheek on pup #2, and see that brindle leg hanging over the white bottom? belongs to the pup with his head hanging over the arm of the chair! How did this happen anyways?! Cute whippets (too small to be greyhounds?) : D

9 Michelle 06.06.08 at 2:33 pm

When a problem comes along, you must whippet.

[Quote another earworm song, just a snippet... - Ed.]

10 HKWolf 06.06.08 at 2:33 pm

Aww…greyhound pile! They are so sweet natured and silky.

11 Kris 06.06.08 at 2:34 pm

Whippet, whippet good…

12 hon glad 06.06.08 at 2:46 pm

Melange of mutts.

13 April S. 06.06.08 at 2:57 pm

those puppies need more leg room!

14 foxy 06.06.08 at 3:00 pm

Phew!

I thought I was going crazy, because no matter how many times I counted, I still only got 4 pups.

At least if I am going crazy, I’m in good company :)

15 Theresa 06.06.08 at 3:03 pm

Iggies? Or whippets? And who belongs to which sets of tocks?

16 Kim 06.06.08 at 3:10 pm

Aw, poor puppehs – they are so thin and hairless, they HAVE to sleep in a pile to stay warm.

17 Natalie 06.06.08 at 3:10 pm

I would have liked to see the progression of that stack. Did one guy get up there and slowly the others? Or did they all jump up there at once and fall where they may, comfort be damned?

18 caren 06.06.08 at 3:13 pm

hey, there ain’t 5 pups there!!

19 Legotech 06.06.08 at 3:21 pm

Ok, here’s how it went…the guy in the back with the ‘tocks in his face was first…then the guy with his head hanging over, then the guy in front curled up in a ball and the guy with his head hanging over squirmed his back end out from under and put his leg over the ball of dog…and then the guy on top just climbed up and went to sleep.

Thats how I see it anyway :)

20 BeanSidhe 06.06.08 at 3:21 pm

All they need are round red plastic conical hats and lil pupper-sized yellow hazmat suits. :^)

21 sak1 06.06.08 at 3:25 pm

Oh! They’re all elbows and ankles. Poor puppehs. Nobody loves them enough to cover them with an imported alpaca blankie.

22 ThreeCatNight 06.06.08 at 3:46 pm

“Hey, get your butt outta my face! This isn’t the breath of spring, you know?!”
“Hey, get your face away from my butt. That’s a little too close and personal!”
“Guys, I’m all scrunched up on top here. Could I like just move my head a little more to the right please?”
“Oh, God. I’ve got THREE on them leaning on my back, yet. I give up. I just give up!”

23 shells 06.06.08 at 3:46 pm

OMG!!!GREYHOUNDS!!!1!!!!!!!!

I’ve always wanted to have a pile of them and there they are. Sigh. If that was only my chair.

24 Taylor 06.06.08 at 3:48 pm

This picture made me laugh and cry. I miss my greyhound, Colby, like there is no tomorrow. I had to put her down after 14 years of friendship. She used to lay on top of me like that when we watched Days of Our Lives.

25 Fegli 06.06.08 at 3:59 pm

Now I’ve seen everything – PUPPY tiger stripes?! Obviously they’re trying to come over to the feline side of qte.

26 Chocolate Chipped 06.06.08 at 4:06 pm

This is more mind boggling than a M. C. Escher drawing.

27 Subhangi 06.06.08 at 4:13 pm

Oy. There’s just 4 puppehs.

Move over, mutts.

[squeezes into sofa]

PS – I can’t get over the stripes. They’re like thylacines! (Australia’s extinct “tiger wolf”)

28 brownamazon 06.06.08 at 4:51 pm

We have here an advanced synchronized sighthound sleeping team, demonstrating the many preferred positions of members of the greyhound/whippet family. These include the curled-up-like-a-turban pose, and the fainting couch pose. Missing is the advanced level of difficulty four feet in the air, dead cockroach pose.

29 debg 06.06.08 at 5:01 pm

Thanks, everyone, for reminding me of my embarrassing past–I had that song on a 45!!1!!111!

And what do you mean, those aren’t pillows? Butts make the BEST pillows.

30 iloveleeks 06.06.08 at 5:09 pm

Planes, Trains and Automobiles ref FTW! “Where’s your other hand?”

31 Gail 06.06.08 at 5:10 pm

@brownamazon: “dead cockroach pose”—-LOL!!!

I’d gladly buy a chair to have a lovely Puppeh Pile like that to use it!!!

32 Sybann 06.06.08 at 5:19 pm

Def whippets – too small to be greyhounds and IGs don’t come in brindle.

33 Khadija 06.06.08 at 5:23 pm

nice chair overthrow

34 berthaservant 06.06.08 at 5:32 pm

Y’know, naked twister always SOUNDS like fun, but then everybody kind of passes out on top of each other….

35 Sharrona 06.06.08 at 5:38 pm

naked twister!!!! bwhaaaahaaa!
looks like a puppy nap nosh pit. did that make any sense? it did in my head.

36 Theresa 06.06.08 at 5:38 pm

BWAAAAH!

37 Lioness 06.06.08 at 5:56 pm

A whole pile of whippets!!! Wow, can I have that on a slice of strawberry pie?

38 Stressfactor 06.06.08 at 6:00 pm

[In traffic announcer voice] There is a four pup pile-up on the leather chair so if you’re heading in that direction you might want to consider an alternate destination.

39 jfield 06.06.08 at 7:41 pm

Chocolate Chipped, you took the words right out of my mouth. I took one look at that pile-up and said, “Ooooh! Escher puppies!”

40 Theo 06.06.08 at 7:43 pm

Nice, JField!
“Awww, look at those tessellated tuckuses, all tuckered out…”

41 Kar 06.06.08 at 7:44 pm

Yertle?

42 Redzilla 06.06.08 at 7:59 pm

You know what would be nice, really nice? If somebody would just kindly scooch the chair a little further into the sunbeam. Is that too much to ask?

43 chanpon 06.06.08 at 8:03 pm

Cerberus is now growing a head on its butt.

44 Martha 06.06.08 at 9:11 pm

definitely no fifth puppy there.

45 Babs 06.06.08 at 9:54 pm

That must be the comfiest chair evar.

46 VogerLuver 06.06.08 at 11:04 pm

Oh, just look at those whippets!! They look so comfortable… yet not comfortable at all…

47 Sophie 06.07.08 at 12:36 am

Before I moved to Burmese cats I had 4 Whippets over the years. They are 90% cat anyway. God love them!

Dead cockroach pose… oh that was a great one! They do that when they get too hot.

48 AuntieMame 06.07.08 at 4:10 am

I wanna see what happens to the pile when one ‘em lets one rip!

49 Gillian 06.07.08 at 5:12 am

Thank you!!!

I love love love love love the greyhound/whippet/iggie family.

The more the merrier, bring em on.

love love love.

50 DKHO 06.07.08 at 2:15 pm

Wad o’ Whippets!

51 Dianna 06.07.08 at 2:56 pm

Heard they were couch potatoes, but this is silly!!

52 SSsss! 06.07.08 at 3:17 pm

What beeeoootiful babies… They look so sweet… want to nuzzle…

53 PInk elephant 06.07.08 at 3:37 pm

one word: CUTIES

54 purrculier 06.07.08 at 9:01 pm

Yertle? Yahaa-hee-hee-hoo-hoo *giggle* *snort* but these guys don’t look like they ever had the energy for world domination.

55 greytgreys 06.08.08 at 5:03 am

I used to have a greyhound… he had bone cancer :(

Anyways….

WHATACUTELITTLEPILEOFGREYSSSSS!!!!!
They are devastatingly irrisistable, you know. DEVASTATINGLY. Whole countries bow to their immaculate charm and sweetness.

Plus they have silky little ears that fold back!!! What more could you want?!

56 Totalee Puppy 06.08.08 at 5:45 am

TAYLOR…How you must miss
your greyhound after 14
precious years together.
I’m sorry about your loss.
STRESSFACTOR–LOL! for “four pup pile-up”…
GREYTGREYS…I’m sorry to hear that your greyhound
had bone cancer. Hope memories and pride help some…

57 whipsrus 06.08.08 at 2:26 pm

The 5th puppeh is on the image on the pillow- duh!!!
Cuteness!

58 Libbie M 06.08.08 at 5:58 pm

They’re actually whippets. :) You can tell by their heads. Whippets are the cutest, snuggliest snugglers from Cute Mountain.

59 eruntale 06.08.08 at 8:12 pm

whippets! love them!

60 Furbabies 06.09.08 at 1:33 am

The fifth pup took the picture!

61 harlemgrrl 06.09.08 at 5:25 am

@Stressfactor: :: guffaw ::

@Furbabies: I think the fifth pup took the *couch*

62 shannon 06.10.08 at 7:56 pm

Just what I’ve always wanted: A pile of Greyhounds!

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