One puppeh’s online profile

My Mood Right Now: Frisky!


Surprising Fact: I DON’T eat my own poop. Ha. I would NEVER do that. Never have to worry about that one—heh.


Occupation: Puppeh
Zodiac Sign: Leo (Ironic, isn’t it!? LOL) 


Smoke/Drink: Sometimes.
Education: Some Pre-school


Favorite Book: Entertainment Weekly


Status: Swingle


Sean A., I hope Curtis finds exactly what he’s looking for…



  1. Waffles' mama says:

    Soooooooooooo cute!

  2. Adorable C:

  3. Cytnhia says:


  4. Oh my gosh, really? Is this puppy even real? IT DESTROYS REALITY. WITH ITS CUTENESS.

  5. That is way too cute! Those are some gorgeous photos. And although I’m usually a cat person…these photos are making me reassess.

  6. what kind of dog is this?

  7. The uncontrollable, spontaneous kissing this pup inspires in me has left unsightly slobber marks all over the monitor.

    I hope you’re happy, CO.

  8. Michelle says:

    Adorable! He looks like a staffordshire or some mix thereof.

    The belleh smooshed on the hardwood floor!

  9. hon glad says:

    It’s Bill Sykes Bullseye.

  10. Lucy – this is exactly what I was going to say! I’m a cat person but this pup made me melt. I must know what breed he is! I googled it and Michelle is right – he does look like a staffordshire, but I want confirmation. Actually, I just want a clone of this guy.

  11. oh no… he’s such a cutieeee

  12. i sure that the the amount of cute displayed here exceeds all legal limits! this little guy is gorgeous.

  13. Raemie L. says:

    Pic #2 – So cheerful. ^_^
    Pic #4 – “I’m working on my yarn project, ask me later, k?” (Continues patting and arranging yarn.)

  14. \x44\x45\x44

  15. The penultimate photo is the best one. He just looks so *happy*! And you can see the paw pads, which are probably smooth and smell like grass. 😀

  16. please note back feetsies in 2 (power of flight!), 3 (to the side y’all!), 4 (frog legs!) and 6 (sas-say!).

    excuse me while i head to canada and nom them

  17. My soul feels a little more alive after seeing this puppeh. I love his giant smile in picture #2!

  18. He is absolutely adorable! Like a black/white cookie – nom nom nom.

  19. snorglepup says:


  20. Michele says:

    I am defecting to Canada to nom on puppeh ears.

  21. k. o'dee says:

    Sigh. Dontcha just love how dogs have learned to smile? I do.

    And, um, Curtis, are you really looking? ‘Cause I’ve got some room in my beddy-bye basket…

  22. Theresa says:

    Cheryl– exactly!!! “If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved.”

    I love black-and-white. My two cats have differing distributions of black and white. Dante is my Oreo cookie, and Stinky is my black-and-white cookie.

  23. Theresa says:

    PS Note in Pic No. 1– one ear up, one ear down, in classic, time-honored cutie-pie configuration. 😉

  24. This definitely brings the OVERLOAD to the Cute today. What an adorable puppy!!!!

  25. Occupation: Puppeh. Heeheehee!

  26. Those otters have met their match!
    Curtis is off-the-charts!!!

  27. Oh Curtis, I worry you’ve posted too much personal info! Mind the weirdos! (Ear-nommers not included.)

  28. Rosie A. says:

    I suddenly have a massive hankering for an Oreo cookie. DAMNIT CURTIS, I’M TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT HERE! Oi, do those ears have calories?

  29. leah b. says:

    some pre school–LOL
    what a wonderful set of pics. I wonder if you would snorgle that belly for me its just to snorglous to not want to .

  30. It’s good to be the puppeh!

    Smile on little Curtis!

  31. religion: i believe in dog

  32. I would so date this pup *shifty eyes* WHAT? I live in NYC, I’m a little frustrated.

  33. zeldapie says:

    I’m in LOVE! tralalalala!
    Curtis, please come to Minneapolis, okay? PLEEEEZE?!

  34. Yeah — we’ve got otters!

  35. Jimbeaux says:

    Okay, you did it. I was gonna stay in all day and be all upset about the weather, but these pictures! I now must go to my friends’ house and SNORGLE with their dogs!

    There will be snorgling!

    I hope you’re happy!

    (I am!)

  36. ThreeCatNight says:

    I’m in love,
    I’m in love,
    I’m in love,
    I’m in love –
    I’m in love with a wonderful PUP!
    (with apologies to Rogers & Hammerstein and “South Pacific”)

  37. Cute.over.load. YES.

  38. guineapiggin9 says:


  39. I think he should be named Pupbassador to Canada. He has that pupbassador/welcome wagon kind of vibe.

    But I am also opposed to this doggeh putting himself on the dating market. It’s bad enough I have to compete with all of the thinner, younger, richer, more hair on their head men out there. (Please note that I refuse to yield any ground on sensitivity, generosity, intelligence or sense of humor). I don’t need a doggeh with nommable ears scooping up the last few babes.

  40. belphebe says:

    Vancouver has otters too, Theo, so Curtis can stay right here!

    I just need to find out where in the city he is. I wonder if my boss will notice if I take the day off to go looking for a puppy…

  41. meowandwoof says:

    And the beautiful princess and Berthaservant and Curtis the pup lived happily ever-after in the land of marmies and otters!

  42. Shannon says:

    Oh my freakin gosh he’s cute!

  43. meowandwoof says:

    and the beautiful princess and Berthaservant and Curtis the pup lived happily ever-after in the land of marmies and otters!

  44. meowandwoof says:

    sorry… carried away by the idea!

  45. Is there a Rule of Cuteness that states “If you are dwafed by your chew toy IT’S CUTE!” ?

    Cause I think there should be, and I’m not just talking about the squishy soft blue bone up there, the multi-coloured yarn thingy in the I’m-entering-America’s-Next-Top-Puppy-Model-pic is extra dwarfing too.

  46. As a Canadian (from Vancouver Island!), my chest swells with pride. And, as soon as we figure out the breed, can someone post it? I wants me one!

    And, just out of curiosity, blue-kun, what is: “\x44\x45\x44”?

  47. KIMSKI – yes, there is. It’s something like if you make an ordinarily small object look huge, it’s cute.

    what number is that, my fellow cutologists?

  48. alienmermaid says:

    Hi Curtis,

    I hope your “having kids someday” comment was a joke because there are too many snorglish pups already that are homeless…

    hope u don’t drink/smoke eithers…

  49. Paula57 says:

    Arghhh Matey! His name should be Pirate, cuz he stole my heart!

  50. munchkinz says:

    ohhhuuuuu…*puppy sound*

    check out those “tocks!!!

    and teh belleh!

    and teh eye capsule!

    and, and, and……

  51. Laura P says:

    I can just imagine him in picture 5 running at me!! I would die of his cuteness in my arms! 😉

  52. LMNOP/ It’s a computer programmer’s way of saying: DED :-p

  53. chanpon says:

    Can there be a more perfect little black and white puppy? He’s perfect in every way! And it’s all because of the pixels.

  54. @dabs – “what kind of dog is this?”

    Looks like a Jack Russell Terrier

  55. def. not a jack russell. colorings all wrong. i want to know what he is though!


    I have puppy envy.

  57. I’m with those who think he’s some kind of Am Staff mix – if you replaced Curtis’ black markings with tan brindle, Curtis would look a lot like our current foster Am Staff/bull-type doggie.

  58. He’s a Staffordshire Bull Terrier according to his actual online profile:

  59. kimmydee says:

    I must possess him!! aaaaahhhhh so devastatingly adorable!!!

  60. SO CUTE OMG!!!


  61. “Smoke/Drink: Sometimes.”


  62. I just babytalked my computer screen. I hope everyone’s happy! heheheheh!

  63. Rebecca says:

    It’s a Jack Russel pup :O)
    got three awesome dogs!!

  64. ZOMG, panda dog! I am speechless. Really! What a smile! What a pup! Me So DEAD!!!

  65. Kimmydarling says:

    oh my holy god I want it. Please. PLEASE CAN I HAVE IT?!

  66. Kimberly says:

    So why is it people are all about Canada in this post? Not that I mind but this little guy lives in Hollywood California.

  67. Virginia O. says:

    Look at that puppeh tummeh! So round and bulbous. The best kind.

  68. marsheeeee says:

    This little guy makes me happy just looking at him.

  69. belphebe says:

    Kimberly, the caption text for the last picture mentions “Hometown: Vancouver BC”, so people are responding to that.

    But, hey, I’d be willing to go to Hollywood to look for him. I’ll just pack up and head out right now.

  70. If it’s a Hollywood dog, then that smile is probably a result of botched plastic surgery.

    meowandwoof, thanks for carrying me away….

  71. Black and white and CUTE ALL OVER.

  72. ohmygosh such the essence of puppy-dom

  73. >>”Smoke/Drink: Sometimes.”

    …what?!??< <

    Only socially, Theo. He can quit anytime he wants, really…

  74. This looks like a pitbull puppy to me. My sister had a pup that looked just like him

  75. LesbianNeoCon says:

    I’d date him!!

  76. LesbianNeoCon says:

    And, no, that wasn’t some bestiality proclamation. More like “puppy love”!! lol!

  77. pixie-stix says:

    I squealed when I saw him. Must.have.puppeh.

  78. He’s just so special and amazing. Look at the way he gazes into the camera! A omplete natural. What a star. 😀

  79. SQUEEEEEEEEEAL! I LOVE the second pic!!!

    Smilingk puppehs make me happehs.

  80. snoopysnake says:

    Little puppehs should not smoke. Nor should big puppehs. Or humans. And especially, humans should not be smoking around innocent creatures like sweet puppehs.

  81. Hey Everyone,
    Thanks for the warm welcome for our little dude!

    Curtis is actually an English Staffordshire Bull Terrier, “Staffy”.

    He’s settling in nicely with our two others, same breed, his Auntie Reilly, and his Big Brother Hector.

    Stay Tuned for more pics…His first family beach day is coming up this Sunday!

  82. Kimmydarling says:

    Sean, what breeder did you get him from? I miss having a staffy and this little guy might have just pushed me over the edge to looking for a new one!

  83. Hi Kimmy, Curtis is our second pup from Joy Ashlock. Same Breeder where we got our little Reilly Girl –
    She doesn’t put out litters often, so when we saw Curtis we just had to have him.

  84. JivePengin says:

    OMG! That puppy is SO ahdorable!!! What kind of dog is it? SO CUUUTTE!!!

  85. Oh, my head a-splode! Teh cute! Teh cute!

  86. Rachael says:

    Wow, he even likes long walks on the beach! I think I’m in love.

  87. Joy Ashlock says:

    Hi Everyone. Yes, this little cutie is from a long line of English & American Champions. He is a pure bred Staffordshire Bull Terrier. One of only a handfull the AKC lists as excellent with children and known as the “Nanny Dog” in England. Sean is right, because we Show all our dogs I only have puppies available on a limited basis, but if you seriously would like to be placed on a waiting list you can e-mail me @ ashstaff2001[AT]yahoo[DOT]com Thank-you for all the great comments about Curtis. He is well loved & in an excellent home, Joy

    [Edited to make email address more bot-resistant… – Ed.]

  88. OMFG! That puppy is unbelievably cute. Must. Look. Away.

    Holy… I want a dog.