DON’T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND

Kids, after this we gotta go to gymnastics, then pick up dinner at Bi-Rite, then finish Steve Jr.’s macaroni project, then glue the vase back together then call Eddie’s Mom about that wrestling accident. After that, I’m making a martini. [Paddle paddle]

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Momma Swan Taxi Service, originally uploaded by Liminal Effects.

I’m tired, Brent C.!

52 comments … read them below or add one

  1. harlemgrrl says:

    Mom, are we there yet?

  2. Adam says:

    Look at how contented the cygnets are. Mom must be a luxury vehicle.

  3. ashagato says:

    i wanna ride, too!

  4. BGee says:

    Who needs a school bus? What a first class ride!

  5. Jimbeaux says:

    You just know the kids are patiently waiting for their lunchables!

    mmmm, lunchables….

  6. jenjen says:

    Swan Utility Vehicle. I wonder what kind of mileage she gets.

  7. Jane says:

    mmmm Bi-Rite. Make sure to pick up a quart of creme fraiche ice cream!

  8. chanpon says:

    Yay, their own personal live swan boat. Vrrrrrrooooommmm!

  9. jen says:

    Do you think they call shotgun to decide who rides in front?

  10. Marie says:

    E-ticket ride, for sure!

    Friggin cute, adorable, sweet, heartwarming – everything!

  11. PandaDiana says:

    Cute Overload- proving old children’s stories wrong!

    Swan babies are NOT ugly! They’re just as cute as ducklings!

    (I’m thinking of the story of The Ugly Duckling.)

  12. Totalee Puppy says:

    Beautiful picture;really enjoyed those captions!

  13. Zorbs says:

    Let me be the first to say that I want to snorgle the cygnet’s fuzzy heads!

  14. nismo says:

    For some reason, this reminds me of the Tunnel of Love. Strange.

  15. Brak_Silverbone says:

    Please keep your wings and beaks inside the ride until the swan boat has come to a complete stop…

  16. hon glad says:

    Faster Momma faster!

  17. They look lovely, but I had a run-in with a swan in Wales once. Let’s just say they’re not on my holiday card list.

    Brillo capshun tho, Meg.

  18. Kimski says:

    If I was a duck and I saw those ugly ducklings, I would sure be rejecting them. I’m just sayin’.

  19. Elsa says:

    “I loooove it when we’re cruising together”

  20. Subhangi says:

    AWWWWW!!!

    I wouldn’t want to mess with SuperSoccerSwanMom, though.

  21. metsakins says:

    and then daddy swan wants to know why she’s so tired and cranky when she stayed home all day and did nuthin’.

  22. Theresa says:

    Baby swans (cygnets) ARE totally adorable little fuzzheads. However, their elegant moms and dads are total badasses who will beat you to death as soon as look at you (right, Berthaservant?)

  23. Theo says:

    So how *does* soccer work, on a pond? Do they call it “sogger”?

  24. Kris says:

    That is really a cool picture.
    I worked at an outside restaurant on the water and there were signs all over the place that said DO NOT FEED the BIRDS. There were geese and swans. BOTH of those were MEAN, MEAN, MEAN! They mean business. I can’t tell you the number of children who came running and screaming after trying to feed them and getting bitten or beaten!!! Of course, I laughed at their misfortune. Read the signs people.

  25. gizmo says:

    Everybody, sing along. You know the words.

    We were sailing along
    on Moonlight Baaaaayyyyy.
    [honk!]

  26. Theresa says:

    I think the babies are probably singing “99 Bottles of Bleen on the Wall.”

  27. Theo says:

    Goooooood morning, Theresa.

  28. Theresa says:

    OK, stop messing with my head, Theo. :P

    “So how *does* soccer work, on a pond? Do they call it “sogger”?”

    Yes, and if it’s played by teenagers, it’s “snigger.” If they are horny teenagers, it’s “snogger.”

  29. Theo says:

    And the Atari version?…

  30. Theo says:

    And the Web 2.0 version?…

  31. Theo says:

    And, and, and the cardiovascular version?…

  32. Theo says:

    (help me)

  33. Katrina says:

    Its all well and good until they want to water-ski…

  34. Sharon Nadeau says:

    Real cute

  35. Theresa says:
  36. Theo says:

    [SNORK]

    …and that’s *totally* me, in the tux. Beaut!

  37. Lurker says:

    They’re just swanning about!

    (On the Sewannee River, no doubt…)

  38. debg says:

    berthaservant, Theresa–I completely agree. I’ve been savaged by swans more times than I can count, and it wasn’t always my fault. My brother once waited until I was at the end of the dock up at our cottage in northern MI, and then lured the swans between me and the shore. He knew I was terrified (though I was in high school at least) and I had to yell for my mom.

    Kris, I share your laughter as long as I’m not the one in pain!

  39. Theo says:

    “Savaged by Swans” — Zeus’ new band.
    (Apollo on lyre, Hades on bass, Hephaestus on drums, Aphrodite: lead vocal)
    (Hermes stays out in the hall selling shirts & CDs)

  40. Kris says:

    Theo, I surely hope you get paid to be on CO. If not, you deserve it!!!

  41. ThreeCatNight says:

    For the past several years, there have been scads of swans (“scads of swans”? bear with me, it’s Monday)in Brooklyn’s Sheepshead Bay area. I’ve always thought that they were most beautiful and graceful of birds, but that seems to be balanced out by their innately nasty temperament.

  42. Sytel says:

    The best part: there’s a whole Flickr group of these.
    http://www.flickr.com/groups/swan-cygnets-on-their-mothers-back/pool/
    Let the aww’s roll. : )

  43. Theo says:

    The best part of the best part: Flickr calls it a “pool”.

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  46. Theresa says:

    ThreeCatNight, maybe the Brooklyn swans are particularly gangsta. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen the Prospect Park swans kick some big dog’s tocks.

  47. Gail says:

    LOL’ing at you all!!!

  48. Ponygirl says:

    If dinner from Bi-Rite is as good as ice cream from the Bi-Rite ice cream parlor (BESTIST) than these little goslings are very lucky waterfouls!

  49. SoCalSis says:

    Next on Oprah: “I was Savaged by Swans”, with special guest Leda…

  50. jen says:

    Sorry I’m late Theo: Frogger, blogger, and… clogger?

    [Me Schmoop didn't get the last one either; maybe I should've just said "Cardio"... - Ed.]

  51. Panda says:

    Oh my gosh!!!!!! Brent they are soooo cute. do you know if they live permanently? If so i am totally coming over and seeing them.

  52. Brent C says:

    Hi Panda. They will be there until the Babies are big enough to travel. They won’t be able to fly for 7 to 20 weeks. So they’ll be around for a little while anyway. You guys are welcome to come by and see them anytime, but we’ve only seen them around between 8:00am and 10:00am.