[Ha, I was actually looking at a bunch of those little green guys in hopes that I might find a hand that wasn't too small or too grainy to paste onto the empty grape stem. Sadly, no luck... - Ed.]
Who hasn’t heard of a punkinberry? It’s right up there with snozzberry, for goodness’ sake. But a grapeberry? Well, all I can say is that I hope your documentation is in order!
(in presidential voice) I shall now, and everforth inspect my prospective fruit purchases for signs of glee, hilarity, and silliness. And I herefore declare that you should do the same! Ask not what sillifruit may do for you, but what you may do for sillfruitdom! *applause*
Don’t forget teh Giddy Guava, & Merry Mangos. The ones you have to watch out for
are on teh otter side of teh emotional spectrum.
(no not the melons, everyone knows they’re all meloncholy), no the scary ones are the
Livid Lemons, Enraged Eggplants, and worst of all,
the Killer Kumquats (close relatives of the killer tomato).
Dear Gail,
the CHRG is the famed Chicken Head Rubber Glove (CHRG) from ICHC fame. Most times it is decorated by drawrings (wdoi=with drawings on it, but in Englander speak) and secured with Duct Tape (duckity tape). It is most recognized as a device to keep your head from exploding from the cuteness.
hehehe…my cross-blog interpretations, let me show you them.
THERESA–Thanks for recalling Funny Face drinks…Maybe we can bring it all back with some new flavors, like
Powerhouse Punkinberry
Cucumber OverLime
Brinnann-a Boat
Meg-a-Melon
Okay. If I wanted Cute Fruit I’d go to the Cute Fruit Overload. Here I am after a long lone lorn Monday hoping for a kitteh or tew or even a platypus, and what do I find but FRUIT (okay, or berries if you insist). May I remind you that Fruit isn’t a furry mammal– it’s not even an animal!! No How No Way! And I don’t spend all my energetic fingertippings just to come all the way over here and find… FRUIT (or even BERRIES!). I must insist on properly conventional Cuties, or there’s gonna be some Nuffer Puddin hittin the fan, that’s all I have to say.
OH YEAH! I remember those guyz. We had stickers, I’m assuming from a premium too, stuck on our fridge I think. Mom wasn’t pleased but they remained until the fridge died. Ah the 70′s.
Hey, what will we call Theo’s drink? So far all I’ve got is Teho-Tahiti-somethingorother, but I don’t know what kind of fruit they have in Tahiti – only that it’s rainforesty.
I know I make my share of jokes about Fridays and MFBT and teh boozez, but to be perfectly honest, my poison is pretty much espresso (usually in the form of a breakfast mocha). So I don’ know from nuthin’ ’bout cocktails.
saying hi to this week’s QTE!
Only Teho would do this on a Monday !!!?!??!
That poor grape
Grape, nuthin’… poor pup! It’s *his* tongue I borrowed.
Needs disembodied hand to complete the arm…
*Snort* Brahahahaha!
OMG THAT’S TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED I CAN TELL BECAUSE THE PIXELS…hey, wait…
[Funny, I was about to say the same thing - Ed.]
Poor de-tongued doggie…
oh Theo..
Hahahaha!!
Yes! This is what you say to Moandays! Thank you!
More like creepy overload.
I join in the razz for Mondays.
Lol at Jess! XD
Theo, you crack me up!
Reminds me of this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Hitchhikers_Quartet_front.jpg
[Ha, I was actually looking at a bunch of those little green guys in hopes that I might find a hand that wasn't too small or too grainy to paste onto the empty grape stem. Sadly, no luck... - Ed.]
*giggles*
Thanks, Teho! I’m having a pretty hectic Mon(ster)day. I appreciate the laugh LOL
(and 2nd the razz)
I have just one thing to say about this picture.
BPTHPTHTHT!!!
Love it!
Take that, “Happy Face”!
(singsong) Good morning, Theo!
Is it legal to have a raspberry on a grape? I think you’re breaking some genetic laws here, boyo…
[...says "PunkinBerry"? - Ed.]
It looks like Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy-Bring your towel!
Who hasn’t heard of a punkinberry? It’s right up there with snozzberry, for goodness’ sake. But a grapeberry? Well, all I can say is that I hope your documentation is in order!
Ha! I love this site!
Punkinberry-the thoughts are Theo-logical, after all…
That’s just plain w-r-o-n-g!
Our lil’ baldy needs some hair!
How about an Amy Winehouse beehive?
(PS — no.)
He’s almost got a Stewie head, so no hair, I don’t think…
Lawd have mercy.
THANK YOU! I was JUST thinking about how I was experiencing a bad “case of the mondays”. YOU ROCK MEG!
*snicker*
weird, but funny
omg i totally didn’t get what it was at first! when i realized it was a grape (from the comments) it all clicked lol!!!
Ooooh man… someone’s gonna have to talk me down!!
Katrina, that was a grape pun! =)
You mean we have to go through all of the grape puns again? Zsheesh. All right, hold on.
Let me check.
Oh, okay.
“Look’s like Teho’s tryin’ to raisin’ the roof.”
They tried to give this grape a beehive, but Theo said no, no, no ……
[LOL! Dang it, why didn't I think of that? - Ed.]
so long and thanks for all the grapes?!!?
Furthermore,
http://justgrits.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/silly_einstein.jpg
*SPLORT*
Sorry, Jmuhj. No CHRG services here. Mop?
Because I am a know-it-all, I feel compelled to point out that a grape is indeed botanically a berry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berry#True_berries
Although, it is true that a raspberry is not a berry. Who knew?
C’mon Theo, I bet you could make a CHRG with an anti-bleen emblem on it!
Latex gloves aren’t so much a CafePress thing, Brinn. Shame, really.
They make thongs but not CHRGs? How dare they?@!?!??!
[No latex thongs, either. Write your congressman. - Ed.]
*snerk*
Happy grapes are great, but has anyone observed any cheery cherries?
Chuffed chestnuts? Ecstatic apricots? Overstimulated okra?
How about Spazberries? Plumdingers? Woohoobarb?
I’s craaaazy.
(in presidential voice) I shall now, and everforth inspect my prospective fruit purchases for signs of glee, hilarity, and silliness. And I herefore declare that you should do the same! Ask not what sillifruit may do for you, but what you may do for sillfruitdom! *applause*
(ignore the fruit behind the curtain)
Don’t forget teh Giddy Guava, & Merry Mangos. The ones you have to watch out for
are on teh otter side of teh emotional spectrum.
(no not the melons, everyone knows they’re all meloncholy), no the scary ones are the
Livid Lemons, Enraged Eggplants, and worst of all,
the Killer Kumquats (close relatives of the killer tomato).
I hate to ask, lest I incur the wrath of grapes, but what is “CHRG”???
Dear Gail,
the CHRG is the famed Chicken Head Rubber Glove (CHRG) from ICHC fame. Most times it is decorated by drawrings (wdoi=with drawings on it, but in Englander speak) and secured with Duct Tape (duckity tape). It is most recognized as a device to keep your head from exploding from the cuteness.
hehehe…my cross-blog interpretations, let me show you them.
@DejaMew: I love ‘drawrings’. Cheeky monkey!!
P.S…..And, THANKS for ‘splaining!
Drawrings are da best! You cheeky munkey, you!
Metz, do you remember Funny Face drinks, with Goofy Grape, Jolly Olly Orange, Freckleface Strawberry, and Rootin’ Tootin’ Raspberry?
http://wayoutjunk.blogspot.com/2006/11/goofy-grape-sings-with-whole-funny-face.html
Thanks for the RCM, Teho. I needed that.
OH GRAPE… Now CO has FRUIT. :Þ
Love. It.
I don’t remember logging on to creepyoverload.com?!
THERESA–Thanks for recalling Funny Face drinks…Maybe we can bring it all back with some new flavors, like
Powerhouse Punkinberry
Cucumber OverLime
Brinnann-a Boat
Meg-a-Melon
Okay. If I wanted Cute Fruit I’d go to the Cute Fruit Overload. Here I am after a long lone lorn Monday hoping for a kitteh or tew or even a platypus, and what do I find but FRUIT (okay, or berries if you insist). May I remind you that Fruit isn’t a furry mammal– it’s not even an animal!! No How No Way! And I don’t spend all my energetic fingertippings just to come all the way over here and find… FRUIT (or even BERRIES!). I must insist on properly conventional Cuties, or there’s gonna be some Nuffer Puddin hittin the fan, that’s all I have to say.
SoCalSis–LOL!
more bunnies less fruit!
SoCalSis, give it a little time and the fruit will be furry.
I has a perspective.
Let me show you it.
Totalee Puppy, I havn’t heard that in years! In high school my friends called me Brinnanna.
Totalee Puppy, I heartily endorse the Powerhouse Punkinberry product!
OH YEAH! I remember those guyz. We had stickers, I’m assuming from a premium too, stuck on our fridge I think. Mom wasn’t pleased but they remained until the fridge died.
Ah the 70′s.
in teh next one, it’s wrapped in a blankie
no?
“Jockularity, jockularity”
M*A*S*H reference
and Thanks, punkinberry,thanks a bunch…
Hey, what will we call Theo’s drink? So far all I’ve got is Teho-Tahiti-somethingorother, but I don’t know what kind of fruit they have in Tahiti – only that it’s rainforesty.
Teho Tomato!
(With a splash of vodka and a celery stick?)
I know I make my share of jokes about Fridays and MFBT and teh boozez, but to be perfectly honest, my poison is pretty much espresso (usually in the form of a breakfast mocha). So I don’ know from nuthin’ ’bout cocktails.
We’re not talking cocktails, just fruit drinks! (At least, I’m pretty sure it just fruit drinks.)
Oh! Mocha-Teho!
How about Cuppa Teho Joe or Iced Espresso de Teho?
Um, how about a Teho-tini start to the week?
Teho-totaler!
Teho-Tamarindo-Cooler
That’s all for me…gotta cut T-Puppy off!
Totalee — I’ve been wondering, what part of the world are you in?
(“Tamarindo” makes me think Mexico or someplace in Central America)