I’m pretending it’s Friday.


Mornin’, Peeps.

Sources here and here, if you couldn’t guess.  😉



  1. meowandwoof says:

    saying hi to this week’s QTE!

  2. leah b. says:

    Only Teho would do this on a Monday !!!?!??!
    That poor grape

  3. Grape, nuthin’… poor pup! It’s *his* tongue I borrowed.

  4. chanpon says:

    Needs disembodied hand to complete the arm…

  5. *Snort* Brahahahaha!


    [Funny, I was about to say the same thing – Ed.]

  7. Poor de-tongued doggie…

  8. Khadija says:

    oh Theo..

  9. Hahahaha!!

  10. Yes! This is what you say to Moandays! Thank you!

  11. More like creepy overload.

  12. hon glad says:

    I join in the razz for Mondays.

  13. Annie J says:

    Lol at Jess! XD

    Theo, you crack me up! 🙂

  14. Theresa says:

    Reminds me of this:

    [Ha, I was actually looking at a bunch of those little green guys in hopes that I might find a hand that wasn’t too small or too grainy to paste onto the empty grape stem. Sadly, no luck… – Ed.]

  15. ButtaRumCake says:


    Thanks, Teho! I’m having a pretty hectic Mon(ster)day. I appreciate the laugh LOL

    (and 2nd the razz)

  16. AuntieMame says:

    I have just one thing to say about this picture.


  17. Love it!

  18. ThreeCatNight says:

    Take that, “Happy Face”!

  19. punkinberry says:

    (singsong) Good morning, Theo!

    Is it legal to have a raspberry on a grape? I think you’re breaking some genetic laws here, boyo…

    […says “PunkinBerry”? – Ed.]

  20. Katrina says:

    It looks like Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy-Bring your towel!

  21. punkinberry says:

    Who hasn’t heard of a punkinberry? It’s right up there with snozzberry, for goodness’ sake. But a grapeberry? Well, all I can say is that I hope your documentation is in order!

  22. Ha! I love this site! 🙂

  23. Katrina says:

    Punkinberry-the thoughts are Theo-logical, after all…

  24. That’s just plain w-r-o-n-g!

  25. leeleemarie says:

    Our lil’ baldy needs some hair!

  26. How about an Amy Winehouse beehive?

    (PS — no.)

  27. He’s almost got a Stewie head, so no hair, I don’t think…

  28. Lawd have mercy.

  29. THANK YOU! I was JUST thinking about how I was experiencing a bad “case of the mondays”. YOU ROCK MEG!

  30. *snicker*

  31. eikoleigh says:

    weird, but funny

  32. omg i totally didn’t get what it was at first! when i realized it was a grape (from the comments) it all clicked lol!!!

  33. zeldapie says:

    Ooooh man… someone’s gonna have to talk me down!!

  34. punkinberry says:

    Katrina, that was a grape pun! =)

  35. You mean we have to go through all of the grape puns again? Zsheesh. All right, hold on.

    Let me check.

    Oh, okay.

    “Look’s like Teho’s tryin’ to raisin’ the roof.”

  36. Birdcage says:

    They tried to give this grape a beehive, but Theo said no, no, no ……

    [LOL! Dang it, why didn’t I think of that? – Ed.]

  37. so long and thanks for all the grapes?!!?

  38. *SPLORT*

  39. Sorry, Jmuhj. No CHRG services here. Mop?

  40. Because I am a know-it-all, I feel compelled to point out that a grape is indeed botanically a berry.


    Although, it is true that a raspberry is not a berry. Who knew?

  41. brinnann says:

    C’mon Theo, I bet you could make a CHRG with an anti-bleen emblem on it!

  42. Latex gloves aren’t so much a CafePress thing, Brinn. Shame, really.

  43. brinnann says:

    They make thongs but not CHRGs? How dare they?@!?!??!

    [No latex thongs, either. Write your congressman. – Ed.]

  44. brinnann says:


  45. DejaMew says:

    Happy grapes are great, but has anyone observed any cheery cherries?

  46. Chuffed chestnuts? Ecstatic apricots? Overstimulated okra?

    How about Spazberries? Plumdingers? Woohoobarb?

  47. I’s craaaazy.

  48. DejaMew says:

    (in presidential voice) I shall now, and everforth inspect my prospective fruit purchases for signs of glee, hilarity, and silliness. And I herefore declare that you should do the same! Ask not what sillifruit may do for you, but what you may do for sillfruitdom! *applause*

  49. DejaMew says:

    (ignore the fruit behind the curtain)

  50. Don’t forget teh Giddy Guava, & Merry Mangos. The ones you have to watch out for
    are on teh otter side of teh emotional spectrum.
    (no not the melons, everyone knows they’re all meloncholy), no the scary ones are the
    Livid Lemons, Enraged Eggplants, and worst of all,
    the Killer Kumquats (close relatives of the killer tomato).

  51. I hate to ask, lest I incur the wrath of grapes, but what is “CHRG”???

  52. DejaMew says:

    Dear Gail,
    the CHRG is the famed Chicken Head Rubber Glove (CHRG) from ICHC fame. Most times it is decorated by drawrings (wdoi=with drawings on it, but in Englander speak) and secured with Duct Tape (duckity tape). It is most recognized as a device to keep your head from exploding from the cuteness.

    hehehe…my cross-blog interpretations, let me show you them.

  53. @DejaMew: I love ‘drawrings’. Cheeky monkey!!

  54. P.S…..And, THANKS for ‘splaining!

  55. DejaMew says:

    Drawrings are da best! You cheeky munkey, you!

  56. Theresa says:

    Metz, do you remember Funny Face drinks, with Goofy Grape, Jolly Olly Orange, Freckleface Strawberry, and Rootin’ Tootin’ Raspberry?

  57. Yitzysmommie says:

    Thanks for the RCM, Teho. I needed that.

  58. Jewelz_4_U says:

    OH GRAPE… Now CO has FRUIT. :Þ

    Love. It.

  59. I don’t remember logging on to creepyoverload.com?!

  60. Totalee Puppy says:

    THERESA–Thanks for recalling Funny Face drinks…Maybe we can bring it all back with some new flavors, like
    Powerhouse Punkinberry
    Cucumber OverLime
    Brinnann-a Boat

  61. SoCalSis says:

    Okay. If I wanted Cute Fruit I’d go to the Cute Fruit Overload. Here I am after a long lone lorn Monday hoping for a kitteh or tew or even a platypus, and what do I find but FRUIT (okay, or berries if you insist). May I remind you that Fruit isn’t a furry mammal– it’s not even an animal!! No How No Way! And I don’t spend all my energetic fingertippings just to come all the way over here and find… FRUIT (or even BERRIES!). I must insist on properly conventional Cuties, or there’s gonna be some Nuffer Puddin hittin the fan, that’s all I have to say.

  62. Totalee Puppy says:


  63. more bunnies less fruit!

  64. SoCalSis, give it a little time and the fruit will be furry.

  65. I has a perspective.
    Let me show you it.

  66. brinnann says:

    Totalee Puppy, I havn’t heard that in years! In high school my friends called me Brinnanna. 😀

  67. punkinberry says:

    Totalee Puppy, I heartily endorse the Powerhouse Punkinberry product!

  68. OH YEAH! I remember those guyz. We had stickers, I’m assuming from a premium too, stuck on our fridge I think. Mom wasn’t pleased but they remained until the fridge died. 😀 Ah the 70’s.

  69. in teh next one, it’s wrapped in a blankie


  70. Katrina says:

    “Jockularity, jockularity”
    M*A*S*H reference
    and Thanks, punkinberry,thanks a bunch…

  71. brinnann says:

    Hey, what will we call Theo’s drink? So far all I’ve got is Teho-Tahiti-somethingorother, but I don’t know what kind of fruit they have in Tahiti – only that it’s rainforesty.

  72. Teho Tomato!

    (With a splash of vodka and a celery stick?)

  73. I know I make my share of jokes about Fridays and MFBT and teh boozez, but to be perfectly honest, my poison is pretty much espresso (usually in the form of a breakfast mocha). So I don’ know from nuthin’ ’bout cocktails.

  74. brinnann says:

    We’re not talking cocktails, just fruit drinks! (At least, I’m pretty sure it just fruit drinks.)

  75. brinnann says:

    Oh! Mocha-Teho!

  76. How about Cuppa Teho Joe or Iced Espresso de Teho?

  77. Lerrinus says:

    Um, how about a Teho-tini start to the week?

  78. Totalee Puppy says:


  79. Totalee Puppy says:


  80. Totalee Puppy says:

    That’s all for me…gotta cut T-Puppy off!

  81. Totalee — I’ve been wondering, what part of the world are you in?
    (“Tamarindo” makes me think Mexico or someplace in Central America)