Winston is nerrrrrrvous!

by Meg on May 14, 2008

…Biting his lil’ Winston nails with his round Winston head. Apparently, the final of America’s Next Top Model caused him to pop a few Ativan too. Yay Win!

Gracias for pointing this new one out, Michele M.
Winston courtesy of the fine peeps over at FourFour.

{ 89 comments }

1 Claudia 05.14.08 at 11:38 pm

OMG! When people say he is hungry all the time they aren’t kidding LOL!

nom nom nom…

2 Animalphiles Annie 05.14.08 at 11:43 pm

This reminded me of a German expressionist film (violin soundtrack followed by long “natural sound” with repeating visual theme) – freaky stuff!
Which all works, since Winston is one freaky cat!

3 China's Mom 05.14.08 at 11:47 pm

Is he biting his claws or trying to floss with them?

4 Jorden 05.14.08 at 11:51 pm

How can they stand to live with anyone so cute? How do they get anything done?

5 Theresa 05.14.08 at 11:52 pm

Don’t miss the “Winston Frolics” vid on the Fourfour site!!!

6 APS 05.14.08 at 11:53 pm

Is that the cat from Jezebel’s Pot Psychology?

7 michellemybelle 05.14.08 at 11:55 pm

APS: Yep – Slut Machine and Rich are BFF, and Winston gets in on the action too. He’s so adorables.

8 tank 05.14.08 at 11:59 pm

maaaaaan he’s really going at it

9 jmuhj 05.15.08 at 12:03 am

Naiss tew knoww taht teh Qtest bii-ingk awn teh plannut iz doingk well. But kan sumbudii pleez clip hiz clawzes? Hii obvy haz wun taht iz tew lawng an iz botherin himm.

WIN AI LURVE U!!!

10 vloveg 05.15.08 at 12:10 am

I love Winston more than words can say!

11 Jaye 05.15.08 at 12:12 am

We don’t speak Cheezburger over here, jmujh. ;) There’s a whole different dialect to learn.

12 berthaservant 05.15.08 at 12:26 am

Wow. I’ve seen cats clean their nails, but never BITE them.

Winston has issues. He is a self-nommer!!!

13 bazu 05.15.08 at 12:37 am

Winston! I love your tiny wittle bottom teef!

14 Megan 05.15.08 at 12:39 am

Winston is my FAVORITE!!!
If a Winston series DVD were available, that would go on my Christmas list!

(I hope he’s voting for the juicy booty Whitney for ANTM)

15 chanpon 05.15.08 at 12:52 am

This is the first for me too, in hearing a cat bite his nails. Too cute!

16 metsakins 05.15.08 at 12:58 am

He reminds me of someone I sat next to in English class. it’s annoying but at least he’s not a finger tapper or leg shaker.

17 Ajax 05.15.08 at 1:19 am

Gettin’ those nails nice and sharp (for later).

18 Naomi 05.15.08 at 1:32 am

Owch! It sounds like he’s tuggin’ too hard on his clawses. Winston, you’re too cute!

19 Tacha 05.15.08 at 1:43 am

My cat, Mouse, does that too. Sooo cute! And it’s not because they are too long, he’s just biting the nail sheath off. He’s a good boy and doesn’t scratch the furniture (just his cardboard thing) so his nail sheaths don’t fall off naturally all the time. (Sorry, I’m a veterinary assistant!)

20 Kar 05.15.08 at 1:44 am

Isn’t Winston declawed?

The way he’s picking at his paws makes me think he’s been uh, altered.

BTW, Rudi doesn’t get enough love from this site. Winston may be “fabulous” but Rudi’s my kind of guy.

21 Vic 05.15.08 at 1:46 am

I always loves Winston!!!

22 Kymm 05.15.08 at 1:49 am

He is trying to get the elastic band that is around his paw off.
Real nice owner!!

[Um, no, that's not the case... - Ed.]

23 Raemie L. 05.15.08 at 1:50 am

I burst out laughing at about 1:18 minutes into the vid on that short pause from the paws. (I had to correct my mistake on typing “pawse” first. =P)

24 Furbabies 05.15.08 at 2:20 am

That cat will eat anything! Go Winston. nom nom nom

25 woofysma 05.15.08 at 2:22 am

Oh, goody, Winnie’s back – and he’s so quiet! Must not be hungry b/c in the Winston is Annoying vid he never shuts up. If there’s a Winston fan club, sign me up. More Win!

26 amaretto_bunny 05.15.08 at 2:22 am

My step-dad’s cat used to do this and it drove me crazy. I had a hard time watching this video. There’s just something really irritating about it…I still think Winston is funny though! =)

27 Golden 05.15.08 at 2:30 am

I love Winnie. I had to put my Bella down on Saturday morning, and this video made me laugh and cry all at the same time. :-)

28 jennyhigs 05.15.08 at 2:41 am

I just don’t understand how this cat got such a round head!

29 momof2kitties 05.15.08 at 2:57 am

Yay! Winnie is teh win!!!

30 leah b. 05.15.08 at 2:59 am

win is soo funny very contienious ( I know spelled wrong) about his nails. My late henry was the same way, go winston!

31 AuntieMame 05.15.08 at 3:08 am

I love the slo-mo replays!

(And clearly there is *no* rubber band anywhere. Sheesh…)

32 miltoncat 05.15.08 at 3:12 am

Smooshy face Winnie!!

I can almost smell his cat bref!

33 Colleen 05.15.08 at 3:58 am

I nominate that Winston receives his own category!

34 Elib 05.15.08 at 4:00 am

I love the bit where he hears a noise and suddenly stops and casually lowers his paw. He’s like: “What me? I wasn’t chewing my nails. I’m just hanging out…..oh they’re gone…chew chew.

35 CAT Scan 05.15.08 at 4:17 am

Is it me or is Winston… unusually freakish? I mean, I know all cats are neurotic in their Own Special Way, but Winston seems to go above and beyond the call of cat-duty.

36 debg 05.15.08 at 4:21 am

Golden, I’m so sorry about Bella–was this the kitty you mentioned before? Hugs and kitty kisses.

37 Karen 05.15.08 at 5:13 am

Aww, I love his lil’ round head and his grumpy lil’ face!

38 linguafranka 05.15.08 at 5:28 am

what is he doing??? it looks like trying to remove a piece of tape, but none is visible. wierd!

39 minx 05.15.08 at 5:54 am

umm…it seems like it could be a nail biting habit, but did you check his foot to see if he had a sore or had something stuck in his claws?

40 binky-mama 05.15.08 at 6:23 am

A couple times I was afraid that he got his nail caught in his teef! How do you explain that one to the vet?

41 Lu 05.15.08 at 6:27 am

Kar -

You can clearly see his claws at several points in the vid, so I’m thinking he’s definitely not declawed. I can’t really see Rick going in for something like declawing his pets, anyway.

My old cat used to do this, too. She was lazy about using her scratching post, so she’d have to chew the sheaths off.

42 Hon Glad 05.15.08 at 6:30 am

Hmm kinda dull and uninteresting.

43 Poohbear 05.15.08 at 7:26 am

WEEEENNNNSSSTOOOOONNNNNN!!!made my day. Nom nom tk nom nom slurp slurp tk slurp. Fin. Check out the lower jaw – stuck chomper ak-shon toward the end. Must be having cat withdrawal symptoms as this went straight to my bloodstream. Phooooffff!!!

44 Juniper Jupiter 05.15.08 at 7:41 am

I concur with Colleen!! I mean you may as well make a “Winston” category…what is this exactly, like the seventh or eighth kitty viddy aboot him?

Cool kitty, too.

45 Michelle 05.15.08 at 8:29 am

Actually a lot of cats do this. They pull the sheaths of their claws with their teeth instead of the upholstery.

I <3 Winston. His snorfly wheezey purr and googly eyeballs just slay me.

46 Poppa Mau Mau 05.15.08 at 8:36 am

Love this guy!!!…reminds me of my Poppa of 17 yrs…RIP

47 gravyboat 05.15.08 at 10:37 am

The chronicles of Win continue!

48 T 05.15.08 at 10:49 am

Awww, Winnie! I’ve been a huge fan of Fourfour for ages, and Winston’s story is really heartwarming – he was a rescue, and he had some health issues, including kitty digestive problems, when he came to live with Team FourFour.

From what I understand, it took a lot of time and patience to figure out a diet that didn’t aggravate Win’s kitty-IBS, and apparently he’s fine now. So I’m guessing that we’re not looking at a neglected kitty. :P

And yeah, this seems right up Winston’s alley. This stems from him being lazy about something (scratching stuff to dislodge the old nail sheaths) and then finding an incredibly annoying way to resolve it (OM NOM NOM krrrhk! OM NOM NOM kkkt!)

Then you get the joy of stepping on the little discarded claw fragments.

I am such a dork for knowing all this.

49 Katrina 05.15.08 at 11:40 am

Golden, I’m so sorry about your kitty friend. I know its hurts. Maybe sharing your hurt with us and your love with a new friend will help.

I Second (third?) a Winston cat-egory. I adore this cat. Maybe because we both have tummy problems? I wonder what he does eat to keep him so cute!

50 Jim 05.15.08 at 11:52 am

Winston doesn’t *really* do anything that other cats don’t do…but he manages to do everything in such a peculiarly “Winstonian” way. Gawd, I love that cat.

51 katiedid 05.15.08 at 12:29 pm

Winston should get his own category.. I WUV WOO WINSTON!!!

52 katiedid 05.15.08 at 12:29 pm

and your smooshy face too

53 freya_kahlo 05.15.08 at 12:35 pm

Oh dear Mr. adorable Winston… I think you might have a nervous habit there. He needs some kitty acupuncture or something.

54 metsakins 05.15.08 at 12:36 pm

HUgs to Golden.

55 Pachiz 05.15.08 at 12:42 pm

Gat that cat a nail trim stat!

56 Rosie A. 05.15.08 at 12:54 pm

@Tacha: I love that your cat’s name is Mouse. I just really do. :)

Winston is always fun!

57 Babs 05.15.08 at 1:03 pm

YAY IT’S WIIIIIIIIIIIIINSDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Or was. I didn’t get to see this till Fursday. Nevertheless.

But yeah, I see cats cleaning their paws, including claw-chewing, live every day, but somehow it’s hilarious when Winnie does it. Oh Winnie, you are too moishe!

58 Jorden 05.15.08 at 1:06 pm

Our 5 cats go outdoors and do a lot of scratching-and I still see them do this. I think it’s normal. And funny!

59 Mello 05.15.08 at 1:14 pm

Yea, this is kind of the boring version of Winston. Back to him being more entertaining!

60 athie 05.15.08 at 1:35 pm

So if there’s no food within a paws reach Winston snacks on himself! Is there nothing this puddy wont eat!
Luvin you Winston!

61 Silent Meow 05.15.08 at 1:46 pm

I nominate, too, that Winston gets his own category.

I lurv Winston!!!

62 brinnann 05.15.08 at 1:55 pm

My Sheba does this, only twice as loud. It worried me a little, so one day when she was doing it I checked her claws – everything’s fine. Like others said, they’re just removing the nail sheathes instead of scratchingk.

Why do people clip their cats’ claws? Each of mine has had theirs done by the vet when they were spayed (or supposed to be spayed – both already were), and they walked funny for at least a week. They also had lots of trouble with their balance when they jumped onto things.

63 TheBlessedBlogger 05.15.08 at 2:10 pm

Totally cute as always :) And nothing to worry about folks, he’s not biting his nails out of nervousness, he’s just pulling off the outer nail covering. Cat nails are a bit like snake skin, as the nail grows the outer layer comes off to make room for the layer underneath to grow. The nails get tight and itchy (just like you would if your sweater was to small) so they remove them by biting and scratching. Winston is just grooming like all good kitties :)

64 Metz 05.15.08 at 2:16 pm

Win win all around.

65 Juno 05.15.08 at 2:29 pm

Is there a “So Ugly It’s Cute” category? Don’t get me wrong, I love Winston–but let’s face it, he’s ugly as homemade sin. Yet adorable, all at the same time.

66 nads 05.15.08 at 3:17 pm

I wonder was Winnie lacking oxygen at birth? What a weird, weird kitty.(but wonderful!)

67 woofysma 05.15.08 at 3:21 pm

More WINNIE! Please?

68 Megan 05.15.08 at 3:25 pm

I’m a Winston fan, and I know that his owners take good loving care of him, but I agree with the commenters above that maybe he had a splinter or a thorn or something here. He kept licking the exact same spot. I hope after they got all the great footage (ha! what a pun) they checked his paw.

69 Golden 05.15.08 at 3:31 pm

Thanks for all the hugs and thoughts! Debg, yes.. this was the cat I mentioned in a previous post, she had FIP. It’s crazy how much I miss her. I had a dream last night that the fact that she had FIP was a dream and I was so relieved that she was ok, but then I woke up. :-(

I am going to get another one soon, I am just not quite there yet. I went and visited a few cats at purrfect pals the other day.. One named Moose caught my eye.. but not ready.

70 M. V. 05.15.08 at 3:50 pm

I wish I got to be that nervous every day. :)

71 ashley 05.15.08 at 4:20 pm

The pushed in face doesnt do it for me….except on pugs.

72 Melissa H. 05.15.08 at 4:26 pm

I clip my cats’ claws about once a month because A)my calico will end up with little scratches on her face from my tuxedo swatting her, and B)because I will end up with little scratches from both of them. Plus they don’t go outside, so their claws don’t get worn down naturally. They hate the process, but don’t have any problems afterward.

73 Babs 05.15.08 at 5:05 pm

I wish I could clip my overlords’ claws, but they came to live with me when they were old and set in their ways and clearly hadn’t been trimmed in the past. They get all bitey if I even lightly touch a paw. One of them got a trim when he was at the vet and I loved it, and he didn’t walk funny or have trouble climbing or jumping, more’s the pity. But the other one – the ORNJ one – is a sharp-clawed menace. A couple weeks ago I found a claw sheath sticking out of the other one’s face. I had to hold him down so I could pull it out, the goober. Pfft, cats!

74 ownedby5cats 05.15.08 at 5:40 pm

LOL @ poor Rudy looking over Winston’s shoulder during most of the 1st minute – he never gets the spotlight!

75 David 05.15.08 at 5:53 pm

When Winston does that, he’s like the cat version of ouroboros – he will eat everything, including himself, until there’s only his big fluffy head left.

76 leslie 05.15.08 at 6:03 pm

Add me, to the long list of “Friends of Winston” or the “Winston Fan Club”.
The person who described his expression as grumpy got it right. Also — bottom line — a head shot of Winston should be in the dictionary, at the entry for the term “circle” or else for the term
“round”. His head really seems impossibly round, like an overfilled balloon that is just about to pop when it brushes up on anything nearby. :)
Enjoyed my fix for today!
Thanks — Leslie

77 Paunchie 05.15.08 at 6:19 pm

ooo icky! I hate it when cats pick at their claws like that! I have the same reaction to people who bite their nails.

78 meowandwoof 05.15.08 at 9:43 pm

I’ve missed Winston terribly!!!!! Big fat yes to his own category. As usual CO has made my day!

79 gja 05.15.08 at 9:46 pm

maybe a pet-a-cure is in order. sounds like nails are toooooooo long and fish hooking

80 Michele M 05.15.08 at 10:21 pm

Winston is like a big, goofy Muppet. His owner rightly documents Winnie’s every adorable eccentricity.

WRITE IN WINSTON FOR PREZIDENT, 2008!

81 lurkertype 05.15.08 at 10:47 pm

Winston always amazes me with how perfectly round his head is. Even with his ears sticking up. If he had Scottish Fold earz, he’d be an absolute sphere. And the clawz getting stuck on his teef (or vice versa) is sooo Winstonian.

Melissa H, are you, in fact, me? Right down to the colors and behaviors of the kittehs. My tortie does this claw-nomming just like Winston, only not as loud. But we all know nobody is as annoying as Winston.

Another vote for his own cat-egory!

82 Ameri 05.16.08 at 3:51 am

Speaking of ANTM…
yay Whitney!

83 Kath 05.16.08 at 9:59 am

He looks kind of like a bobble head. The cutest type of bobble head though.

84 RevWaldo 05.16.08 at 2:08 pm

i has a flava

85 Nancy 05.16.08 at 2:28 pm

Yes, Metz, it’s a Win Win situation!

86 Lynn 05.16.08 at 10:55 pm

I can not get enough of this cat. I love his postings. What a cool and crazy cat full of personality. Thanks again for the post of Winston.

87 Julie 05.16.08 at 11:15 pm

Too much attention is paid to this hideous mutant cat

88 Diana 05.17.08 at 4:56 am

I LOVE YOU WINNIE!!!!!

89 A 05.17.08 at 10:21 pm

Cleanliness is a good thing! Unless………….

Wait a sec…….you puttin stuff between the kittys toes?? GAGGGGGGGG

Toe jam is not good.

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