Tabbular!

by Meg on May 21, 2008

If you look deepleh into this kitteh’s eyes, you can see the ENTIRE C.O. AUDIENCE OMG

///Photos removed by request///

Followed by: JAZZ HANDS!

///Photos removed by request///

Exsquizzle find, Lori W.

{ 77 comments }

1 Hon Glad 05.21.08 at 6:45 am

I am catatonic from admiration of this shot. All i can say is neelb.

2 lola 05.21.08 at 6:52 am

and a little jazz belly too!

3 bloo? 05.21.08 at 6:54 am

i want to chomp on the paddingks.

4 edward 05.21.08 at 7:03 am

I believe that kitten now owns me. Tell me what to do, kitten.

5 fish eye no miko 05.21.08 at 7:24 am

Awwwwwww… Babeh! [snorgles kitty]

6 Subhangi 05.21.08 at 7:32 am

SPLEEEEEEE!!!

7 Subhangi 05.21.08 at 7:33 am

Um … that was “splode” + “squeee”.

8 Tiky 05.21.08 at 8:09 am

*sob* i want to poke the paws :c

9 Tom 05.21.08 at 8:37 am

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1184800

[Thanks a whole heck of a bunch for not bothering to add the *source* of the photo, over on that LOL-builder tool which generates content for somebody else's blog. Good of you. - Ed.]

10 Kimski 05.21.08 at 8:48 am

*has lost the power of speech*

11 Londoner 05.21.08 at 8:58 am

*whimper* I can haz kitten? Just one paw? A teensy pink pad, then? *smooches screen, leaves smudge*

12 PattyP 05.21.08 at 9:01 am

I wubs dat kitteh!

13 J. Bo 05.21.08 at 10:29 am

“Three”? Oh, come on– there’s got to be AT LEAST twelve of us by now…

14 Marianne 05.21.08 at 10:46 am

o! what a darling baby!!

15 hayhay 05.21.08 at 11:04 am

i can haz kitteh?

16 browngrl 05.21.08 at 11:29 am

checks nervously (yes, all other cute overloads ded from cutes), grabs kitten and runs home

17 260Oakley 05.21.08 at 11:31 am

Awww, the kitty has frizzy humidity-hair just like me! My paw pads aren’t nearly that pink, though.

18 snorglepup 05.21.08 at 11:36 am

Braving the little velcro claws for full belly snorgles.
Nom, nom, nom…

19 Lurker 05.21.08 at 12:10 pm

I’m a sucker for a tineeee tabbeee.

20 bev 05.21.08 at 12:14 pm

You know, as CO commentators go, I’m relatively new. I thought I had a lot to learn, a long way to go, that I was a mere grasshopper. But no more. I get it now. I’ve been enlightened, reached nirvana, I’ve been saved if you will.

PIIIIIINK TOOOOOEEEEE BEEEAAAANS!!!!!!!

21 leah b. 05.21.08 at 12:21 pm

Pink Jelly Beans !!!!!
nom nom nom nom

I be this big when I grooz up

22 snorglepup 05.21.08 at 12:23 pm

Welcome, bev. There is no return to the life you once knew. You’re in good company with kindred peeps.

23 debg 05.21.08 at 12:30 pm

Bev, I second snorglepup’s welcome. It’s a one-way street to HEAVEN.

And Meg, the jazz hands almost killed me. I’ll be giggling all day.

24 Pink Kitty 05.21.08 at 12:37 pm

Dead… I am dead. De cuteness… RUN! Save yourselves!

*plonk*

25 Linda 05.21.08 at 12:40 pm

OMKG (oh my kitten God) I want this little one so bad. I could cry with just looking at this. Can I have it? please, please?

26 KristoCat 05.21.08 at 12:47 pm

Oh. My. God. That kitten is POTENT. Especially the first pic. Love, love, love it.

27 Aoife 05.21.08 at 12:55 pm

Exsquizzle indeed.

28 chanpon 05.21.08 at 12:56 pm

The spread paws are the icing on the cake. :) I need to snorgle a kitty right now.

29 jen 05.21.08 at 1:05 pm

i’ve been killed by cuteness.

again.

30 Babs 05.21.08 at 1:12 pm

N’awwwwwwwwww! Lookit the curly whiskers! This must be a foreign cat, because this much cute is illegal in the U.S.

31 yankeebird 05.21.08 at 1:37 pm

The three people in there bit must mean the only three that weren’t killed ded by this adorable little cutie here.

32 Holly 05.21.08 at 1:46 pm

D’awww. *Very* exsquizzle.

33 Theresa 05.21.08 at 1:46 pm

Perfeckly pink paw paddulars!
Paddulars is a BRILLIANT word!

34 Kari 05.21.08 at 1:49 pm

I love the “sex kitten” pose in the first pic! Yes, pun intended.

Me want kitteh!!! *grabs kitteh, stuffs into oversized shirt, and nonchalantly walks away, whistling*

Nothing to see here, folks — move along!

35 ashley 05.21.08 at 2:04 pm

eeeeee-what an adorable snack

36 CoffeeCup 05.21.08 at 2:05 pm

Senorita, mi amore, look into my eyess, see the deep soul dat iss in my tiny, small yet significahnt body. Comprende? Si. To see me, is to of coursse…loff me.

* Note: I don’t know why the kitten sounds like Antonio Banderas in my head. But he does.

37 metsakins 05.21.08 at 2:19 pm

AAAAhhhh…it looks like a babeh Miss Huggums…..

38 marie 05.21.08 at 2:25 pm

little pink raspberry pads! tasty yet sharp! it’s well worth the face shredding just to get a taste of the little pink raspberries. that’s what i always that my kitties paws were made of when i was little. their toesies look like tiny sections of raspberries or blackberries.

39 Kari 05.21.08 at 2:36 pm

Look at the teeny widdle claws! And the teeny widdle paws!! And the teeny widdle eyes!!!

I’z daid!

40 Annie 05.21.08 at 2:43 pm

Hmmm Tabular kitty needs to come to work with me. … I would like to see one person stay Irrate after meeting with so much adorableness.

41 And 05.21.08 at 2:47 pm

Lof zee jazz hands!

42 kmira 05.21.08 at 2:54 pm

The Jazz Hands nearly killed me. If he can do Spirit Fingers, I’ll be reduced to ashes.

43 Kar 05.21.08 at 3:11 pm

Those white spats just kill me. I just want to kiss those wittle white haf-paws.

That first pic especially is killer. Genetically designed to trigger a “cuddle me, please” response.

44 Melinda 05.21.08 at 3:16 pm

I just squeed at my desk “Kitty bean FEEEEEEEET!”. Now my co-workers are staring at me.

45 greyhoundmommy 05.21.08 at 4:25 pm

Petal-soft paw pads and jellybean toes, NOMable ears, tiny pink nose,the belleh that begs to be snorgled. Excuse me, I must be leaving to make a video begging for this kitteh.

46 Viviana Lotti 05.21.08 at 4:31 pm

Aaaaaahhhh! Talk to the hand ‘cos the kitty is trying to kill us all. No…good….resistance..is..futile…(sighs and body slides off chair while mind is assimilated into C.O. heaven)

47 riolinda 05.21.08 at 4:42 pm

I am DEAD from the cuteness! I am now completely, completely useless today!

48 berthaservant 05.21.08 at 4:50 pm

Kitteh is channelling Norma Desmond!!

http://www.sheilaomalley.com/archives/sunset.jpg

“It’s the pictures that got small!”

Also, it looks like kitteh is in a car…maybe it’s the ride home from being adopted?

49 Clare 05.21.08 at 4:56 pm

Tell me you did not just say ‘exsquizzle’.

Great. Another word that will henceforth be always replaced with its more wiggly alternative. JUST WHAT I NEEDED.

50 Clare2 05.21.08 at 4:59 pm

The jazz hands… or is the kitteh reaching up for a hug? Oh my! Let me! (the dog will be so jealous!)

51 Catsquatch 05.21.08 at 5:36 pm

“If you look deepleh into this kitteh’s eyes, you can see the ENTIRE C.O. AUDIENCE OMG”

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

stop stop….
Its KILLIN me here!!!!

Geeze man, you guys…..

52 milkfilledandroid 05.21.08 at 5:39 pm

oh if i could be just a hair in that kittens fuzz-halo for a day; **sigh**

53 Furbabies 05.21.08 at 6:17 pm

See? That kitty wants me. Gimmee.

54 Serena 05.21.08 at 6:39 pm

oh… oh– ohh…

This is… INCREDIBLE…

55 Fegli 05.21.08 at 6:40 pm

Bleen bleen bleen! The toesicles and clawletts! It’s too moishe!

56 Esmeralda 05.21.08 at 9:30 pm

I would like to warn everyone not to use Hartz on their pets.

Their flea and tick products have killed thousands of animals.

Why would anyone who loves animals promote this product?

{If I had any integrity whatsoever, I would stop serving those Hartz ads immediately…}

57 Boo-kittie 05.21.08 at 11:30 pm

K I am new too…tell me I am not the first to say it….TABULOUS!

58 debg 05.21.08 at 11:57 pm

Boo-kittie, you might actually be. Welcome to the madhouse.

59 caroline 05.22.08 at 12:16 am

A handful of fuzzy cute!

60 spb 05.22.08 at 1:08 am

Hey Theo… we got a newbie that just coined a new word [say in sing-song (or something like... I am not Meg, you know.)]

Anyway, you may need to add “TABULOUS” to the glossary.

[Oh, we'll watch & see how it weathers the world... - Ed.]

61 jake 05.22.08 at 4:33 am

They aren’t jazz hands, they’re….

“Oh stretchy kitty toes!”

Which is traditionally exclaimed just before little pink jellybean pad nibblage.

62 Tom 05.22.08 at 7:02 am

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1184800

[Thanks a whole heck of a bunch for not bothering to add the *source* of the photo, over on that LOL-builder tool which generates content for somebody else's blog. Good of you. - Ed.]“

Dear Ed. I know, sorry about that – I didn’t realise that step was there until after I had made my LOL. It was my first time…

63 Theo 05.22.08 at 1:43 pm

Tom — yes, OK, got it. It’s just that, y’know, I’m *not* new, and this kind of thing happens ALL the BLEEPing TIME.

64 Metz 05.22.08 at 2:53 pm

I’ve had times where a couple of my pics of Dusty weren’t sourced to me and after an email to the ICHC guys it was fixed.

That said, I’ll just go lie down now because this kitten is killing me with its cuteness. These are beautiful photos.

65 Gail 05.22.08 at 11:33 pm

Shameless plug warning!

If you’re in the greater Philly area, I have THREE like this one, FOUR Marmies and 1 Tortie babeh kittehs I am fostering for Philly PAWS who will be ready for adoption mid-June!

END of PLUG!

66 bimmea 05.23.08 at 5:44 am

No. Actually, they are called “jazz PAWS”. Sheesh!

67 bimmea 05.23.08 at 5:46 am

Oh! And my 10 year old kitten alternates between jazz paws and eagle toes – with definite toe-hawk action going on!

68 Jerry Burke (jekrub) 05.23.08 at 7:15 am

If you are going to feature my cat photos on your site, don’t you think you owe the photographer the courtesy of asking for their use? Yes, both of the kitten shots belong to me. You owe me, at the very least, an apology.

69 Theo 05.23.08 at 1:01 pm

Jerry — so I gather that you’re not the one who submitted your Flickr photos to us, then? I’ve emailed Meg about it.

In the future, though, the info is in the right-hand margin, under “EMAIL ME”. Meg doesn’t usually have time to read comments, and I rarely have time to do posts. We balance out.

70 stephie 05.23.08 at 8:16 pm

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! how cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

71 notj 05.24.08 at 3:52 pm

jerry, why not ask next time instead of hurling accusations? duh, if your pix are posted online for anyone to see, then anyone might submit them anywhere afterwards. remember that, and next time this happens somewhere, which it most certainly will, please ask instead of showing up in attack mode, ‘k?

72 gabby 05.24.08 at 7:13 pm

hi jerry,
i’m assuming that your photos were under a creative commons license on flickr? this means that they are able to be displayed anywhere without your permission, as long as it’s not to make money. sorry dude! try copywriting your stuff if you really don’t want this to happen…

73 Katrina 05.25.08 at 11:54 am

HI Jerry, very nice photography, be sure to keep yourself protected, the Internet has its own rules, as does everything, and you may be exploited very easily by putting your stuff up the way you did, no fault of your own, you didn’t know… Good luck with it though, I especially liked the boat in the first couple of pictures. If you are ever in Connecticut you’ll find we have a beautiful state! Just your cup of tea. These are the good guys here, no need to put your tail up, really.

74 Purrsephone 05.26.08 at 2:35 am

Awww judging by the comments I really missed a doozy!
:(

I tried looking for the pics on Jerry’s site but the loud music made me hit the little red x since I couldn’t find the off switch.

75 Purrsephone 05.26.08 at 2:38 am

Phew, found them! Super cute! XD

76 Krissi D 05.27.08 at 8:07 am

Too bad Jerry got his knickers in a wad. If he doesn’t want his images used on other sites, he shouldn’t share them on Flickr. Sorry I missed the pic of the kitten; it sounds like it was really cute. I think ole Jer has removed it from his Flickr site, too, because I couldn’t find it.

77 H 05.30.08 at 9:17 pm

I love it when someone post their stupid image of a lamp post on flickr as a spaceball and I do a screen capture and publish it without permission. Pfft.

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