Nom nom nom

by Meg on May 1, 2008

Fark.com, our other favorite time-waster has this little nomulent monkles on today. Nothing like a little gummed chomp.

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Jessica S., watch your nostrils. Monkeh via Fark.com via Metro UK.

{ 63 comments }

1 JLWS 05.01.08 at 3:52 pm

Cutest bleen ever!

2 pyrit 05.01.08 at 3:53 pm

Biore’; now available in new and improved chimp chomps.

3 who? 05.01.08 at 3:56 pm

“Nothing like a little gummed chomp.”

Not a gummed chomp! I see some lil’ teefs in there. Ouch!

4 Guido 05.01.08 at 3:56 pm

I’d hit it.

(yup, i post on fark too)

5 Blyhagd 05.01.08 at 3:57 pm

I don’t usually go for guys with facial hair, gigantic floppy ears and no chest hair, but this little guy is simply irresistible.

6 Lindsay 05.01.08 at 3:58 pm

Check out his ears!

7 Amanda 05.01.08 at 4:03 pm

This is how they do piercings in Africa.

8 Aoife 05.01.08 at 4:13 pm

Please don’t do this to me (putting up insanely cute pics). I just squeeed very loudly … at work … and now people are staring at me from the hallway … and whispering to each other. Sigh.

9 Kiragirl 05.01.08 at 4:15 pm

kind of beady eye factor, and bat-wing ears

10 meowandwoof 05.01.08 at 4:20 pm

AOIFE, they are simply insanely jealous of your squeeeeeees. my office mates are jealous of mine, too.

Just how wonderful are Theo and Meg and the QTE???!!!! They have outdone themselves this week.

11 Theo 05.01.08 at 4:22 pm

Thanks Meow — this is Meg’s work, though. I mostly moderate.

12 zeldapie 05.01.08 at 4:24 pm

Ahahahaha! Oh man, from the look on the gal’s face, I’d say this lil dude has him some sharp teeth!

13 ceejoe 05.01.08 at 4:28 pm

look at his teensy little hand!

(and people think we’re not related to them? HA!)

14 ermine violin 05.01.08 at 4:31 pm

this just happened to me the other day!

srsly!

15 berthaservant 05.01.08 at 4:31 pm

Hmmmm….usually it’s the hoomans who want to bite the nosicles of the aminals….maybe it’s a primate thing?

16 Anne Boleyn 05.01.08 at 4:40 pm

Long ago I had a boyfriend (very briefly) whose ears were sorta like this baby’s. On the guy it was not so cute.

17 In Awwwe 05.01.08 at 4:40 pm

hmmm…thought it’d taste more like chickems

18 Fegli 05.01.08 at 4:51 pm

Loving the ear-to-head-to-eye ratio, but not the weird looking little hands… Gaah… :(

19 katiedid 05.01.08 at 4:57 pm

oh noessssss that is how the movie Outbreak happened!!! @_@

20 Vicki 05.01.08 at 4:59 pm

YAY FARK! That’s the other place I hang out at. And that bebe monkey! I’d let it chew on my nose all day! =D

21 KittyGogo 05.01.08 at 5:03 pm

yummy!

22 Vicki 05.01.08 at 5:05 pm

Wait, Meg, does this mean you’re a Farkette or do you just read the links?

23 Kris 05.01.08 at 5:13 pm

Conchita? More like Cronch-ita! hee.

24 lurkingsmirk 05.01.08 at 5:26 pm

Hehe love the absent minded look on the monk’s face, “oh la guess I’ll nom this”

25 kayte 05.01.08 at 5:30 pm

“I gots me a beeeg date tonight. Can youze please check to see if I haz bad banana breath?”

26 Nancy 05.01.08 at 5:39 pm

Gummed??? I see teef in that little mouf.

27 Theresa 05.01.08 at 5:45 pm

Fark and CO — an epic power duo of the internet!

28 compy-saur 05.01.08 at 6:04 pm

Those ears look so soft and nice! And his little pink face is too pweh-suss. Makes me wanna kiss his cheeks!

29 revolution724 05.01.08 at 6:09 pm

Haven’t you always wanted a mon-KEY?

30 Katie Kat 05.01.08 at 6:23 pm

OH! The monkey-ness! His little marble eyes and flopsy ears! And the wrinkles… lordy me. This is just about the best definition of “nom nom nom” I’ve ever seen!

31 momof2kitties 05.01.08 at 6:32 pm

BNL fans unite!!

Do you think he likes to nom nom nom “Kraft dinner”? Or Dijon ketchup, perhaps?

32 Theo 05.01.08 at 6:33 pm

…but not a REAL green dress.
That’s cruel.

33 chanpon 05.01.08 at 6:54 pm

Smell my bref?

34 Lee 05.01.08 at 7:04 pm

Chimpanzees are actually omnivores. They do not primarily hunt for meat, but they will eat meat if they find some. They have been known to eat human infants.

So, I do not find chimpanzees “irresistible” at all.

35 lsuhillary 05.01.08 at 7:10 pm

monkeys are scary not cute

36 Fai 05.01.08 at 7:23 pm

Thats one cute little thurmb >_<
Just letting everyone know there is a new cuteness website to add to the list of cute websites

Cutelings.com! go see it we just got it up and running ^-^

37 Leslie 05.01.08 at 7:29 pm

LOL! I don’t normally think of Fark as a source for cute animal pics, but I guess the “sappy” tag on the Fark post means it still passes the Fark snark test. ;-) Adorable monkey baby. Baby animals of almost any kind are cute in my book.

38 Clare 05.01.08 at 8:07 pm

This is one of those pictures that you see, with your chin in your hand idly surfin’ away, and you start giggling dopily through your nose until someone comes and sticks their head round the door and asks if they can have some.

Or is that just me?

39 Paunchie 05.01.08 at 8:27 pm

not my favorite for cuteness… he’s all bare chested and wrinkly… humans that look like that are kind of icky too!

40 Angela-Eloise 05.01.08 at 9:13 pm

I love monkeys! When I was a little girl I wanted one for a pet. This little guy is so cute! I love the eyes and the hands.

41 Melinda 05.01.08 at 9:35 pm

You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends…oh wait…

42 Bookmark 05.01.08 at 10:22 pm

http://news.uk.msn.com/small-but-perfectly-formed.aspx

More pics and a video

[Ooh, nice! Thanks for the links... - Ed.]

43 debg 05.01.08 at 10:34 pm

Maybe the bulldog with the chub rolls sucked out this little guy’s fat? They look like negatives of each other, at least on their bodies.

44 Furbabies 05.01.08 at 11:37 pm

What a cute baby! I am so jealous of that lady.

45 Leilani 05.02.08 at 12:14 am

Methinks Conchita looks an awful lot like Dobby the House Elf.

46 Annie J 05.02.08 at 1:29 am

Aww, how adorable! I love the eyes! My friend teases me because she says I look like a monkey. And I usually go nom nom nom on lots of things too, so….I HAS FOUND FAMILEH! *huggles monkeh*

47 C. 05.02.08 at 4:37 am

Those are some wicked sideburns.

48 AliceTanzer 05.02.08 at 5:04 am

Lee – Uh, thats not a baby chimp. Thats a mangabey monkey.

49 Martha in Washington 05.02.08 at 5:06 am

Cutie Pie!
I loved the photo linked of Conchita with her teddy sucking her thumb. Sweet babeh!

50 AliceTanzer 05.02.08 at 5:08 am

I just watched the video, and oh man! She’s such a wiggly little button of a monkey! :D

51 Subhangi 05.02.08 at 6:10 am

Okay, I’m not a fan of monkehs, but behbeh monkehs are an exception!

52 katiedid 05.02.08 at 12:14 pm

He’s got…lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white…. It had to be said…..

53 Tiffany 05.02.08 at 12:34 pm

OMG, I want one of these to bite my nose too! I seriously didn’t breathe for about 20 seconds after I saw this…I think my heart might’ve stopped too…or esploded.

54 Redzilla 05.02.08 at 1:26 pm

Is it wrong that my first thought was, “Who’s that woman and why is my grandfather biting her nose?”

55 Sveden 05.02.08 at 2:17 pm

Penalty Flag! Improper use of “Om Nom”

;)

56 Theo 05.02.08 at 7:00 pm

…there’s a *proper* way to use “OM NOM” ??

57 Kim 05.02.08 at 8:33 pm

Just fell over from the cuteness. Such an innocent little face!

58 Katrina 05.02.08 at 9:10 pm

Got an ocelittles to post?

59 jimiv 05.03.08 at 7:18 pm

Here is link to a video about “Conchita” http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ7XsXPelrg

60 Sarah 05.04.08 at 5:09 am

I love the ‘may I nom?’ look on her face.
Lee: The hell? You’re holding wild apes morally responsible for their eating habits? Evidence of human infant eating, please.

61 Eathan 05.06.08 at 1:28 am

cute

62 Gina 05.06.08 at 7:08 pm

ICK. ICK. ICK. Monkeys are NOT cute. GROSS.

63 peep 05.07.08 at 4:48 pm

News Flash Update:
Freaky alien attacks woman’s nose and infects her with dreaded hair desolving disease!
Update at 11.

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