Narcoleptic Noodles

Nudniks!!

Don’t cross the kitties.
Why?
It would be bad.
I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, “bad”?
Try to imagine every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of cuteness!

Marmie crossing. Nohmnohmnohm.

I LOVE the idea of naming a cat “Noodles.” Not only is this kitten beige and somewhat semolina-colored, but he is also all SOFT and DRAPE-ABLE and ostensibly WIGGLY and NOM NOM NOM to the NOM.

Also “Noodles” is a funny, funny word.

They’ve been felled by their own cuteness.

I love torties! It reminds me of my baby t home.

OMGWTHROFL. XD

Part of the reason I luf thees site so much ees the capshuns.

Bravo bravo!

PINK PAW PADS OF DOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

Seriously, brain splody.

My new work computer wallpaper! So adorabuhls.

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA!!!XD!!!

I never thought I’d say this, but this may be the first time the caption and description almost outcuted the corresponding pic!!

I said “almost”!

Nom nom nom!!

and now – live from Buffalo the Narcoleptic Kitten Noodles!!!!

I agree – great band name, but then again, I’ve always liked the thought of a band called Spiderman’s Pants….

this makes me want to go back to bed .. i’ll be taking the soft fuzzy kitties with me!

*gasp* I *gasp* can barely breathe *gasp* for the tortieness.

*falls unconscious to the floor*

my dear berthaservant…you say that like it’s a bad thing.

n’awwwwwww. *wibbles*

…pass the dipping sauce, will ya?

The two kitteh’s are adorable.

I will naps with them too so ty-ty too. I wantz one of each in my house too!!!
But I’m afriad my 19 year old kitteh girl would not approve. She is the Queen of this castle .

Berthaservant, just do it. You know you want to. And Bertha would love the company. She’d also contrast quite beautifully with a marmie.

@Londoner: lol at the ghostbusters reference, nicely done oh, and: awwwwwww!!!! wittle seepy kitties

One lovely spoonful of tortielini, perhaps (and then some Marmilaid)

I think the look on the marmie’s face is the definische of contentment. No need for words.

Eee! They remind me so much of my two little kitteh sisters – the other is a marmie and the other a tortie, and when they were itty bitty they always slept next to (and on top of) each other in a tiny ball of baby-fluff! Like so: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/frostious/pics/HPIM0656.jpg

I have an epileptic Noodle. She’s a dilute tortie.
And she’s quite delish.

The red kitty looks just like mine when he was little…

Don’t tease me, Katrina. (Besides, I’ve moved on to Kristin Chenoweth).

[Wasn't she one of the original cast members of "Wicked"? - Ed.]

Bertha, actually, isn’t too fond of other cats, so that’s the big stall on the new kitty. But we shall see.

Yes, Teho. She was the original Glinda. But my crush extends back to her Tony-winning turn as Sally in “You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown.” If anyone knows her, please introduce me.

Thinking about my favorite noodle dish, maybe I could name one kitten “Pad Thai” and the other one “Peanuts”? Puréed chili optional…
Wubbable kittens…”I’m all out of wub…what am I widout you…?” (Yes, I do sound like Elmer Fudd…)

Thank you Theo- you have a remarkable command of the Internet. Thank you.
Now, Berthaservant, about this Chenoweth thing, (you seem a bit fickle, but I do admire your taste).
Ms. C. has major Broadway credits to her name and I am told that she is a doll to work with. Your newest crush has a lot going for her. I didn’t mean to tease you any more than the nice writer who was taunting-yes, I’m afraid taunting is the word to use here, about the Marmie kitten.
Best of luck in your K.C. crush and, to be honest, she could do a WHOLE lot worse from what I have witnessed. I’ll see what I can do. I wonder if She likes puddy-tats? I bet she does. I wonder if she likes Grad students-aw, who doesn’t? She travels a lot, though, remember that.

These babies make me want to give them a BIG SMOOCH!!!!!!!!!