The Scrawniest Neck of All Time

I swear to you People that I did NOT Photoshop this Dewd’s neck. I did NOT, he came that way.


Jaleh A., NOTHING beats an awkward ‘n’ gangly baby llama with leetle leeps



  1. bookmonstercats says:

    Well, at least he is retaining his smilinkness. You can’t beat it, you know!!! hands down

  2. It is a Q-tip!

  3. cheesybird says:

    Hee! They say you shouldn’t put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear. I think he qualifies.

  4. That’s a close shave, and now I’m knitting socks with his former neck.

  5. Mimi beat me to it! His name should definitely be Q-tip!

  6. Whoa. O_o

  7. ButtaRumCake says:

    *snorks Dunkin Donuts hazelnut coffee out my nose*
    (cream & sugar of course)


    (In a very disturbing sort of way)

  8. leah b. says:


    Laugh at me now says baby llama but one day I will get you back!!!
    I do not quite know how but I wilz !

  9. fluffernugget says:

    I think its a fuzzy wuzzy alpaca. So soft and sweet.

  10. chanpon says:

    Mmm…llama lollipop.

  11. caitlin says:

    llama on a stick!! 😀

    he looks like that Jedi dude in the new star wars movies.

  12. I think it’s one the “Rejected Muppets” :))

  13. HOW! DOES IT! WORK!???

  14. I think it’s an alpaca too. I wonder if I have yarn made from his fluff…

  15. Juniper Jupiter says:

    ***okay, gang, just wrap your minds around Juniper doing a ‘toopidly ‘orrid Scottish brogue, okay, ready?*** AYE!! GIT YER HEAD OUTTA THE WAY!!! LOOKIT THE SOIZE O’ DAT MELON!!! LIKE AN ORANGE ON A TOOTHPACK!!!

    Sorry, first thing that came to mind!! But I do like Mimi’s thought on it being a Q-tip, LOL!!!

    But my oh my!! The SNOOT is just too kaYOOT an’ miNOOT!! 😀

  16. LOL@Juniper. HEEEEEEEAD!

    w00t for camelids, even pencil-necked ones!

  17. he looks like he’s gonna bust out with a chorus of White Wedding n stuff

  18. Definitely an alpaca, they’re super cute with their puffball heads!

  19. Katrina says:

    It IS an Alpaca and it IS a Q Tip! LOLOLOL

  20. claudia says:

    OH soo flipping cute!

  21. They should have shaved his little head to so he doesn’t look so silwee!

  22. Katrina says:

    I think they leave their heads fluffy so they don’t think they look dumb. Just a theory.
    It is like a miniature poodle I had, Cherie, we had to have her get a kennel clip, otherwise she would hide for a week in shame. True story.

  23. lvsidahi says:

    “Llama Llama, Mad at Momma!” so cute! Oh! Made my day! Ha ha ha ha! So gorgeous! (a good children’s book too.)

  24. elliottsmommy says:

    i think the “camel toe” phenomenon is now going to be called “alpaca lips” :^3

  25. Anyone else picturing a cat using that neck as a scratching post?

  26. Heather says:

    It’s definately an alpaca. You can tell the difference between them easily by their ears. Llama’s have “banana” shaped ears and alpacas have straight ears. Alpacas are super adorable and look ridiculous just after a haircut. 🙂

  27. Catsquatch says:

    So, they call you “Stretch” in school huh?
    Dont worry, when you grow up theyll be flingin burgers while you will be a Bball star!

  28. riolinda says:

    i love his fluffy face! he DOES look like a Q-tip! 🙂

  29. Lady Ann says:

    Having raised llamas and an alpaca, that’s an alpaca folks!

  30. ButtaRumCake says:

    *titters unabashedly @ elliottsmommy’s observation*


  31. First, a pun:

    I’m not bringing the winter coat, but alpaca sweater.

    Second, a suggestion for the name: Dandelion.

    Third, a song reference:

    I’m gonna ride my llama,
    From Peru to Texarkana.

    Fourth, I LOVE YOU C.O.!

  32. Thats so cute I could puke a rainbow.

  33. Khadija says:


    [*SNORT!* …um, LOL… – Ed.]

  34. Alpacas I’ve known in southern CA would also keep a little strip of unshorn fleece along their spines to protect from sunburn. While I never got to see them, I imagined them looking as though they had little mohawks on their backs.

  35. starling says:

    Darn, Khadija, you beat me to it!

  36. Katrina says:

    Khadija and starling-
    Gee am I an anarchist today or what? I’ll just settle down over here….

  37. Ah, you kids Khadija, starling and Katrina beat me to it, too!!!

    *whispers* Pasickie!!!!!

  38. Johnny B says:

    He looks like a walking Truffula Tree!

  39. atomicpuffball says:

    reminds me a bit of when Shaun the Sheep from Wallace and Gromit gets shorn accidentally, and ends up wearing a sweater knit from his own fleece. make Mr. Llama a turtleneck with extra neck!

  40. momof2kitties says:

    “…alpaca sweater”?


  41. Annie J says:

    Lol @ the “alpaca sweater” pun XD

    So cute! But a silly-looking creature indeed…

  42. binky-mama says:

    If you asked this guy what he did today he’d say

    “What ever I feel like GOSH!!!”

  43. a newly shorn alpacaaaaaaa! i have a coupla piccies like that, too, from a recent sheep & wool show. they are so cuuuute!

  44. I lol’d. I lol’d so hard. xD

  45. hon glad says:

    But Mom, all the other kids at school are doing it, it’s real cool.

  46. Kimbunny says:

    COZY! Someone needs to knit one of those anerable cozie-thingys for his poor wittle neck…

  47. That’s an ALPACA! Not a llama.

  48. maui kit ti cat says:

    Forget the soft furry paper towel roll neck, what about those Diane Keaton eyes? The EYES! umm… I mean, eye, since only one is showing It’s soooooo darn cute.

  49. Teenagers these days … sheesh! 😛

  50. smackety says:

    And once the camera was off, the alpaca’s head slowly listed to one side from all the extra weight.

    We all need toown pets whose heads look like a bonbori.

  51. lvsidahi says:

    You’re still a cute little Q-Tip, Alpaca, Alpaca mad at momma! I still love you!

  52. He looks sooooo much like a Q-tip!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  53. That is the ugliest thing i have ever seen!!!