The Scrawniest Neck of All Time

I swear to you People that I did NOT Photoshop this Dewd’s neck. I did NOT, he came that way.

Alpaca_by_jaleh

Jaleh A., NOTHING beats an awkward ‘n’ gangly baby llama with leetle leeps

53 comments … read them below or add one

  1. bookmonstercats says:

    Well, at least he is retaining his smilinkness. You can’t beat it, you know!!! hands down

  2. Mimi says:

    It is a Q-tip!

  3. cheesybird says:

    Hee! They say you shouldn’t put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear. I think he qualifies.

  4. Nancy says:

    That’s a close shave, and now I’m knitting socks with his former neck.

  5. Kris says:

    Mimi beat me to it! His name should definitely be Q-tip!

  6. Babs says:

    Whoa. O_o

  7. ButtaRumCake says:

    *snorks Dunkin Donuts hazelnut coffee out my nose*
    (cream & sugar of course)

    HOW CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!

    (In a very disturbing sort of way)

  8. leah b. says:

    Q-tip…LOL

    Laugh at me now says baby llama but one day I will get you back!!!
    I do not quite know how but I wilz !

  9. fluffernugget says:

    I think its a fuzzy wuzzy alpaca. So soft and sweet.

  10. chanpon says:

    Mmm…llama lollipop.

  11. caitlin says:

    llama on a stick!! :D

    he looks like that Jedi dude in the new star wars movies.

  12. Hila says:

    I think it’s one the “Rejected Muppets” :) )

  13. Theo says:

    HOW! DOES IT! WORK!???

  14. gloom raider says:

    I think it’s an alpaca too. I wonder if I have yarn made from his fluff…

  15. Juniper Jupiter says:

    ***okay, gang, just wrap your minds around Juniper doing a ‘toopidly ‘orrid Scottish brogue, okay, ready?*** AYE!! GIT YER HEAD OUTTA THE WAY!!! LOOKIT THE SOIZE O’ DAT MELON!!! LIKE AN ORANGE ON A TOOTHPACK!!!

    Sorry, first thing that came to mind!! But I do like Mimi’s thought on it being a Q-tip, LOL!!!

    But my oh my!! The SNOOT is just too kaYOOT an’ miNOOT!! :D

  16. Pheas says:

    LOL@Juniper. HEEEEEEEAD!

    w00t for camelids, even pencil-necked ones!

  17. blair says:

    he looks like he’s gonna bust out with a chorus of White Wedding n stuff

  18. TheBon says:

    Definitely an alpaca, they’re super cute with their puffball heads!

  19. Katrina says:

    It IS an Alpaca and it IS a Q Tip! LOLOLOL

  20. claudia says:

    OH soo flipping cute!

  21. kk3 says:

    They should have shaved his little head to so he doesn’t look so silwee!

  22. Katrina says:

    I think they leave their heads fluffy so they don’t think they look dumb. Just a theory.
    It is like a miniature poodle I had, Cherie, we had to have her get a kennel clip, otherwise she would hide for a week in shame. True story.

  23. lvsidahi says:

    “Llama Llama, Mad at Momma!” so cute! Oh! Made my day! Ha ha ha ha! So gorgeous! (a good children’s book too.)

  24. elliottsmommy says:

    i think the “camel toe” phenomenon is now going to be called “alpaca lips” :^3

  25. Anyone else picturing a cat using that neck as a scratching post?

  26. Heather says:

    It’s definately an alpaca. You can tell the difference between them easily by their ears. Llama’s have “banana” shaped ears and alpacas have straight ears. Alpacas are super adorable and look ridiculous just after a haircut. :)

  27. Catsquatch says:

    So, they call you “Stretch” in school huh?
    Dont worry, when you grow up theyll be flingin burgers while you will be a Bball star!

  28. riolinda says:

    i love his fluffy face! he DOES look like a Q-tip! :)

  29. Lady Ann says:

    Having raised llamas and an alpaca, that’s an alpaca folks!

  30. ButtaRumCake says:

    *titters unabashedly @ elliottsmommy’s observation*

    keeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

  31. First, a pun:

    I’m not bringing the winter coat, but alpaca sweater.

    Second, a suggestion for the name: Dandelion.

    Third, a song reference:

    I’m gonna ride my llama,
    From Peru to Texarkana.

    Fourth, I LOVE YOU C.O.!

  32. Adelaide says:

    Thats so cute I could puke a rainbow.

  33. Khadija says:

    pasickie!!

    [*SNORT!* ...um, LOL... - Ed.]

  34. debg says:

    Alpacas I’ve known in southern CA would also keep a little strip of unshorn fleece along their spines to protect from sunburn. While I never got to see them, I imagined them looking as though they had little mohawks on their backs.

  35. starling says:

    Darn, Khadija, you beat me to it!

  36. Katrina says:

    Khadija and starling-
    pasickie!!
    Gee am I an anarchist today or what? I’ll just settle down over here….

  37. Gail says:

    Ah, you kids Khadija, starling and Katrina beat me to it, too!!!

    *whispers* Pasickie!!!!!

  38. Johnny B says:

    He looks like a walking Truffula Tree!

  39. atomicpuffball says:

    reminds me a bit of when Shaun the Sheep from Wallace and Gromit gets shorn accidentally, and ends up wearing a sweater knit from his own fleece. make Mr. Llama a turtleneck with extra neck!

  40. momof2kitties says:

    “…alpaca sweater”?

    Groan!!!!!

  41. Annie J says:

    Lol @ the “alpaca sweater” pun XD

    So cute! But a silly-looking creature indeed…

  42. binky-mama says:

    If you asked this guy what he did today he’d say

    “What ever I feel like GOSH!!!”

  43. Amanda says:

    a newly shorn alpacaaaaaaa! i have a coupla piccies like that, too, from a recent sheep & wool show. they are so cuuuute!

  44. Plum says:

    I lol’d. I lol’d so hard. xD

  45. hon glad says:

    But Mom, all the other kids at school are doing it, it’s real cool.

  46. Kimbunny says:

    COZY! Someone needs to knit one of those anerable cozie-thingys for his poor wittle neck…

  47. JTH says:

    That’s an ALPACA! Not a llama.

  48. maui kit ti cat says:

    Forget the soft furry paper towel roll neck, what about those Diane Keaton eyes? The EYES! umm… I mean, eye, since only one is showing It’s soooooo darn cute.

  49. Subhangi says:

    Teenagers these days … sheesh! :P

  50. smackety says:

    And once the camera was off, the alpaca’s head slowly listed to one side from all the extra weight.

    We all need toown pets whose heads look like a bonbori.

  51. lvsidahi says:

    You’re still a cute little Q-Tip, Alpaca, Alpaca mad at momma! I still love you!

  52. tanman says:

    He looks sooooo much like a Q-tip!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  53. Caleb says:

    That is the ugliest thing i have ever seen!!!