You are powerless against my nomming

You KNOW this would make the BEST office demotivational poster with the word "Powerlessness" across the bottom. You can do eet!


Nomulent, Linda K.



  1. Resistance is futile – buff kitty doesn’t even try

  2. turbofloof says:


  3. Suzanne says:

    I never drink . . . milk!

  4. Suzanne says:

    (say with Transylvanian accent) I never drink . . . milk!

  5. Question: what’s the diff between a nom and a cronsh? This looks more cronshy to me …

  6. Suzanne, I was about to post…
    “I vant to suck your blud.”

  7. I smell kitten breath.

  8. annette says:

    oh my gosh, so true about the demotivational poster! 😛

  9. Patty P says:

    Both marmies were same color. One sucked other dry. Pale face now in a faint.

  10. Squeee! I love it!

  11. Teeny leetle toesies and teeth – I love Marmies!!!

  12. TheBladeRoden says:

    As per Meg’s request

    [Link doesn’t work… can you maybe upload a copy someplace else, like Flickr or a blog page? – Ed.]

  13. brinnann says:

    Yay! A new toy! Now I can make demotivational/motivational posters myself. Thanks, Meg!

  14. Totally a kitten romance novel cover–

    LOVE’S SWEET NOMULENCE: A love more tasty than kibble, addictive as cardboard boxes, entrancing as shiny things dangled on string with bells, stronger than a week-old litterbox…

  15. brinnann says:

    Aw, TBR beat me to it. 😦 Yours is much better, tho.

  16. Daphne Moss says:

    Marmmy-lade kitteh likes to eat Butterscotch…



  18. Persephone says:

    Dominant cat is dominant.
    Submissive cat is submissive.

  19. Lizzums says:

    Powerless… yes, I am.

  20. ThreeCatNight says:

    In a Pepe LePew voice:

    “Ahh, l’amour! Ahh, toujours! Ahh, l’amour! Ahh, ma petit fleur!
    I haf zis power over ze womain, no?”

  21. I call animal cruelty! How can that owner just sit there and let this beautiful damsel be ravaged by that horribly sexy vampire kitty? I am disgusted!


    Face it, you work for the man.

  23. I saw this on LOLcats around Valentines Day. Sent it to the BF. NOM NOM NOM! U R SO SWET!

  24. orangie says:

    I LOVE this pic!!!

  25. Seven Paws says:

    gnarrrrr gnarrrrr gnarrrrr

  26. TheBladeRoden, I can’t see your poster for some reason 😦
    I can see yours brinnan.

  27. brinnann says:

    TBR’s says, “Powerlessness: You are powerless against my nomming.”

  28. Hello Kitty says:

    I think the “victim” is loving ze attack on ze neckzzzzzz, what a face!!! luvs eeettt

  29. leendadll says:

    “Somedays you’re the Nommer; Somedays you’re the Nommee”

  30. chanpon says:

    I has orange flavr. What you taste like?

  31. I luv U sooo much, I could EAT you up.

  32. Daphne Moss says:

    But little marmie kitten isn’t sinking his claws into the b’scot kitten…
    I, too, just love this picture the more I look…

  33. oh i know a man does *just* that to me…..


  34. Maybe she dabbed a little “Catvin Klein Obsession” on her dainty neck??

    “Ah, the smell of it!”

  35. THUMP!!!

    K that was me hitting the floor. *looks again…*


  36. Dan Bledwich says:

    I uploaded to ICHC rather than photobukkit because I’m lazy

  37. Yitzysmommie says:

    KEES moi, my darlingk!

  38. Pangolin says:

    Vampire biting…. You’re doing it wrong!

  39. Juniper Jupiter says:

    Orange marmie is just doing what I wanna do to tha vanilla marmie!!! ‘Course afterwards I’m just gonna turn around and do it to the orange one, too!!!

    Plus soff ear kronsches!! num num…

  40. he’s putting the moves on her

  41. To sum up and repeat my comments from previous posts:

    1) I feel lonely.
    2) I want a marmie.

  42. Kitty Wuv =^.^=

  43. Hon Glad says:

    The spider vaiting for zer unwary fly the blood is the life Mr Renfield, the blood is the life.

  44. To me, the expression on the face of the nomming “victim” looks much more like ecstasy than distress!

  45. I don’t know how to submishe! Please post this amazingly cute (and short) show called Chi’s Sweet Home. It’s japanese! The intro is kewt!

    Episode 3 in japanese

  46. Charlie says:
  47. This should be the cover of a Kitteh Romance Novel.

  48. yall did good
    but i like charlie’s best

  49. squeee! baby marmies!!!

  50. Paunchie says:

    I R ded of it

    LOL Charlie

  51. U iz in mai powerz. U is putti in mai pawz…zzz…zzrrrrr…purrrrr…

  52. electric says:

    The buff kitteh is all “bite meh! you are so evil.”


  53. Katrina says:

    The buff one is all “Use the Force, Luke” and Luke can’t hurt him. Yoda in a lovely buff color.

  54. Kristin says:

    In other news, I wonder how long it takes for CO to fall under the snorglepower of LAPSIZE ANTEATERS IN MINI SWEATERS?!?!

  55. You’ve got to check out the anteaters in Kristin’s post. People, there are anteaters sporting shearling-collared denim jackets and turtleneck sweaters! And, they take their big, anthill-demolishing, scary looking claws and they hug their hoomans with them! If I could have one of these darling critters, I would actually consider inviting an ant colony into my house as hors douvres.

    [Hey Sprock — check it out… – Ed.]
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  56. EaterofShades says:

    Doctors orders:

    take two noms and call me in the morning

  57. Plaid-Shirt Pyrate says:

    @ Kristin —

    Oh gods, not ANOTHER site at which I can waste beaucoup time….

    Off to peruse DarkRoastedBlend, back in a few hours.

    [“a few hours” you say. “HAH!” I say. – Ed.]

  58. refresh my memory, is there a “Nomming” category?
    Why do I find myself wishing I were the one being nommed in this pic?
    Brinnann, my friend, this one is your best work evah.

  59. What? 3 noms in a row on a Monday?

    Wouldn’t that make it… NOMDAY?

  60. darkshines says:

    I’m gonna eat your brains, and gain your knowledge…..

  61. oh em gee!!!!

    Not only was I completely meltered by kittehs, I then sploded from anteater qte!!!

    I so want an anteater. Such is life…

  62. binky-mama says:

    I think this should be a poster for sexual harassment in the workplace. Note the inappropriate touching.

    “No one should be subjected to unsolicited nomming in the workplace. Call 1-800-ANTINOM if this effects you or someone you know.”

  63. LOL@binky-mama!

    Tried to make me go to Nom-hab…I said no, no, no….”

  64. Poohbear says:

    Marmy-eeehhhhhhs!!! can-not-re-sist- *thud*

  65. Poohbear says:

    (barely recovered) wha? oh yes, and I vote for a Nomming category AND Nom-day.

  66. brinnann says:

    NOMDAY? Why is this the first I’ve heard of a NOMday? BRILLIANT Obmir!

  67. Nomday does sound so much better than Moanday.

  68. Nomday

  69. brinnann says:

    Hmmm, I think we need something different for Wednesday, that would fit in better with the rest of the scheme.

  70. Wetnosicleday?

  71. brinnann says:

    Good one!

  72. What about instead of TGIFriday

  73. I like “BDIFriday”… Wednesday still needs work, tho. I was going to suggest WTFsday but I wouldn’t call that perfect either.

  74. Sqweeesday?

  75. Still hoping for Winsday. (A weekly dose of Winston would be marvy.)

  76. Oh that’s a great idea! Winsday. I lubs Winston too!

  77. brinnann says:

    Websday? For all our web-toed friends? No? Well, it was worth a try.

  78. Bebeh duckehs!

  79. brinnann says:

    Duckehs?? WHERE!?!?!

    Teho, don’t tease like that. *pouts*

  80. Ooh! I vote for Websday!!!! Although, if it mean including spiders, I’m out. :oP

  81. brinnann says:

    Kris, we could just show pics of their intricate, fancy webs, sans spider. How ’bout that?

  82. I could live with that, if I had to… of course, unless they start making pictures or words in them, a la Charlotte, I’m still not thinking it’s too cute…

    Websday for ducks, platypii, frogs… hey, *I* have webbed toes, am *I* cute???

  83. Oh wait, platypii have duck BILLS not duck feet!

    Gators, pelicans, what else has webbed feet?

  84. brinnann says:

    No, I think platypii have webbed feet, too. I love them, they’re so keyute!!

  85. Uh, here’s the quote:
    egg-laying, venomous, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal

    So, do otter have webbed feet???

  86. Theo, which question are you answering??? ;o)

  87. LOL. Took me a minute.

  88. brinnann says:
  89. lotz of furry anymals haz webbed footz. Even some breeds of dogs! 😀

  90. Teh world is webbed, widely.

  91. Pyrit, you are SO CLEVER!
    Adios until tomorrow, fellow widely webbed peeps!