Most controversial Cats ‘n’ Racks evar

Oh noes… sexual harrasment in the workplace.. and from a cat noless.. shame, shame, shame…

bleen!

um…..

I don’t really know what to say about that video

how about cute and weird?

It almost looks like he’s befuddled as to the difference between the squishy side and the not-so-squishy side.

Almost like testing a mattress.

Making Boobie Biscuits!

Mammary Mushing!! i love it!! Um, why is there no face attached to that torso?

[Some folks just prefer to keep their face off the internet - Ed.]

Awww, he’s helping her with her monthly breast exam, You can’t beat those CAT scans!

Meg: OMG you have to make a LOLcat cartoon with that!

“First, we knead the dough ovah and ovah and ovah to get it juuuuuuust right…”

I sure hope that cat is declawed. OUCH!

I don’t understand how that didn’t hurt horribly.

Does he have THUMBS?

Kitteh, don’t pop the implant!

Hilarious! But, yeah, those claws gotta be too much. I had a cat that tried to knead on my nads when I was sleeping. I bolted upright, of course, scaring the cat, and considered wearing a cup to bed thereafter. Yikes.

That’s my kitty’s second-favorite place to revisit his kittenhood. The favorite is the crook of my elbow. Yeah, Jasper’s a little weird.

Oh my virgin eyes! They burn! They burn!!!!!

Haha. “Breast cancer awareness kitty”

I think maybe I’d better not contribute to the comment thread, this time…

LOL well kitty is having himself a good old time isn’t he.
Good thing she has on a padded bra otherwise ouch.

Ow. Claws. Ow.

Looks like their both sort of enjoying this, in a perverse way, because there’s not a word of protest or pain from the owner. I know I wouldn’t appreciate that kind of lactal kneading that much, although kitty is following his natural instincts. My cat Jessie does that, albeit on pillows (thank God – because he weighs about 13 pounds!). To each their own, I guess.

well, it makes sense.

kittens do that to the mum cat to release oxytocin, which encourages the milk let down reflex.

as they age it’s just a comfort thing, which is why you see them do it to blankets and other shtoof.

erin, your Fiona may have been weaned too early or it was the only kitteh in the litter.

Awww, kitty is being cute. Why the girl would want the kitty clawing a nice shirt is a separate question. I guess making biscuits doesn’t require strength, but when I’ve had kitties accidentally walk or jump on my chest, it hurts!

One time when I was still breast-feeding my daughter I wasn’t paying attention and let my cat do that to me. It worked as intended for cat moms, if you get my drift. I had to run and apply pressure to make it stop!

OK, I can’t let that one go without linking to this comic:
Two Lumps – http://www.twolumps.net/d/20080324.html

paz: I suspected it had to to with her being weaned too early, but I have no way of knowing since she was a Humane Society kitty. I never thought of her being the only kitten in the litter, though. Maybe that’s why she’s so attached. That’s interesting, thanks!

kitteh’s don’t discriminate between biscuit-making materials. fleece blankie? OK soft peelow? score! boobies? why not?

My wife just turned to me and said “That cat reminds me of you on our second date.” Nice.

roro – ROFL. COPTER.

I also lol’d when I saw the ad on the side come up, something about “Squishables.”

my youngest cat tewtally does that, sometimes she even goes under the covers and tries to go directly on skin. not so good. generally it’s not at all physically uncomfortable, but it does make me feel pretty gross inside

Dood, my gigantic kitty always does that to me when he lies next to me in bed, and it hurts! So I push him away and he kneads my head instead and then we’re all happy. The end.

Couldn’t stop laughing! cute biscuit making. But on me, that would hurt (claws + sensitive spots…???) Ouch!

Great now cats are getting more action than I am.

Good thing she wasn’t wearing her water bra that day!

This kitty is a bit more risque, not only with the boobsmooshin’, but the shirt-pawin’, and the neck nibbling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3-m3ue9UUk

“Breast Cancer Awareness Kitty” Indeed! I love it. Those are definitely REAL, says Mr. Kitteh.

is kitteh a board certified ob/gyn?

i am willing to take this as a substitution for a mammogram.

i lerve it when kittehs make biscuits!

OWIE!

one of my cats does that too. but he also SUCKLES.

I have photos that prove it.

My tiny little black kitten, ELI, looked up at me from his little cardboard rescue carrier and immediately headed for my bottom lip. He’s now 14 years old, 20 lbs. and we enjoy nibble time twice a day. Gross or not, I’m his mommie and love every minute of it. Boy, am I gonna need my CO peeps when it’s rainbow bridge time for Eli – hopefully not for years.

My cat Jay is a kneader — but his thing is blankets. He’ll stand with his back arched, purring, as he kneads the blanket with his paws, and sucks a piece in his mouth. We both feel embarrassed when I catch him in the act…

But the other cat is weirder. He’s a love biter. On more than one occasion he’s bitten my nipple. NOT COOL!

I donno where you guys are going saying kitty making biscuits hurts. When they STAND on them it hurts, but my boys make biscuits all the time, they have their claws and I’ve never felt any pain from it. Hm…I guess some cats are just more enthusiastic about it…
:3 You go kitty.

“we’ve been just starved for commentroversies.”

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I want in on the commentroversy this time!

Lets see, um…

Oh! I got it!

I SIMPLY CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT CO WOULD POST A CLIP OF A RED SWEATER!!!!

:HUFF:

How was that?

I thought they made biscuts to fluff up their “pillows” (in this case boobs). They have that faraway look in their eyes cause they’re sleepy. This kitteh want’s to sleep!

Red sweaters, indeed. How dare they? Think of all the red sheep who had to go nekkid so she could have that sweater, which she’ll probably never wear again.

Catsquatch, u rok!

uh, Ebby, I get what you’re sayin, ’cause my kitties know when to leave their claws in.

But, ah, um, there are certain times of the month when I don’t want ANYONE coming ANYWHERE near that region. To say they are tender is an understatement.

That’s thet same reason I don’t let the kitties walk across my chest. They can’t tell what the date is. They would be so confused if one day all is OK, and the next day you have to peel me off the ceiling and they are running away with little bushy tails because mommy yelled so loud.

Kneading Nippies!

ahahahah! I love this video.

Meg, “Breast Cancer Awareness Kitty”=best comment ever!

Well I guess this is a pretty unanimous action by the feline population. And I don’t blame them, what with all the pliable, luscious curves (sorry been reading old Conan stories lately >_>).

My cat does that too but to my hair while burying his head in my neck while I’m lying down. I don’t what he would do if I ever cut off all my hair!

Amy,
my cat does the neck thing too! he nuzzles into my neck with his giant head and kneads while purring and sometimes drooling…..it sounds gross but its not, its really very sweet.

I hope the cat at least buys her dinner!

you know, folks, lotsa kitties with claws know how to kneed without using them!

my little boy (now 15) has been kneading the ladies for a decade and a half. there’s nothing sexual, painful, wrong, gross or anything else about it.

Cleo prefers laps and tummies, but she’s definitely got the same biscuit-making action. It’s always accompanied by much purring, and she does use her claws – I don’t mind though, I wear jeans!

ha ha. my cat does that to me sometimes too, but i have to push him off. he’s 19 pounds and it HURTS (and he’s not declawed either) Then he moves on to chewing on my hair. he’s a weird one…..

BTW, my little panther kitteh has very tiny paws, it’s not happy-times when he decides it’s time to stand on my chest for what seems like forever before settling down

“knead my nads”

BAW HAW HAW!

Ouch kitty, ouch!

Like Theo, I am reserving my wittier comments, for fear of being slapped silly.

On the less witty side, I’m a little surprised to see that this is happening in an upright fashion. I’m used to kitties kneading bodies or objects that are lying down.

On the experiential side, our first cat, Meow, never really stopped nursing. She’d make biscuits on your arm for a little while then suddenly she’d start schlurping on your forearm and not let go. She was a freak. But we didn’t stop her.

Ewww! [the human, not the cat]. Momma, don’t let your babies grow up to get implants.

Like watching a sloshy train wreck: kinda hoping a dewclaw was going to catch a saline geyser.

I don’t find the nipples offensive, we all have them. What worries me is that they are so erect, the woman is clearly getting off on this. I feel like a voyeur of furry porn

I don’t want to see no more of that stuff on Cuteoverload.

i say if we could have that kind of an…exam every year rather than the mammogram we’re used to, the world would be a much better place.

that said, i knew a cat who was rather sneaky in his suckling ways. he’d start out nice and appropriate purring and makin’ biscuits on the upper chest (think pec muscles) then he’d start licking my face, then he’d very gradually work his way to an earlobe and suckle on my earring. i wore small hoops or studs when i knew him and this always tickled me NO END. man that cat would go to town and not stop until finally i had to pull him off of me. lol.

What’s up with people thinking this is odd? My kitties love to make biscuits on anywhere that is soft (and that includes boobs). Sheesh. That’s how the kitties show their love. I think it was precious.

Uh-oh…someone’s been filming through my window…my cat does this weirdness, and I just laugh…He’s such a perv

To the nuffers:
This is very normal cat action, especially for those adopted young, and has no sexual significance. Cats think we are their new mommies when they are adopted. Even if they were weaned long ago, the most serene and comfy time they ever knew was when they suckled at their mommie’s teat. Mommie cat held them, washed and nuzzled them, loved them. When we cuddle our kitties or they are content, it is very common for them to act exactly like this. They are “reliving their childhood” so to speak, and find it deeply comforting.

Maycat prefers me to sit on the couch and hold him and he kneads somewhere near the upper breast/collarbone area. To avoid the claws, I started putting a peice of old blanket over me each time. Thing was, the blanket had little nubs of yarn where the layers were tied together. Well, now he equates those with nipples.

I made the mistake of letting him nurse in front of my brother in law. he thought I was way weird and looked grossed out.

Nevar haz sumfingks sew painfuhl ben so plezhurabuhl.

There was a cat I knew who loved my very, very much, and would immediately jump on me and start kneading my crotch. Every time I saw here. I’d turn her around, distract her, whatever…and then she’d go back to the crotch. I don’t really get it. Boobs, I get that.

ouch!

when i wake up in the morning my cat sometimes stands with one foot on each boob, RIGHT in the middle. it hurts!

When my kitty does this to me it hurts!!! She has such hard little feet. Its very very cute though.

As a breast cancer survivor, I must say, if I had a cat like this, maybe I would have been diagnosed sooner!! Only a face as cute as that could get away with that!!!

Kitteh looks like it’s been hanging out with my hubby.

Damn boobie mashers!

Hee hee hee, the cat scan comments are teh awesome!
Wonderful funny video.

I’m surprised by all the “ow” comments. One of my girls is a frequent kneader on my boobses, but I’ve never found it painful. I don’t know if it’s because I have larger tatas and don’t feel it as much as someone with smaller breasts would, but it’s only painful when she tries to *stand* on said boob.

I have a cat who is pushing 18 now. He’s always loved to kneed. He likes legs, shoulders, boobs, really any place where he can both stand on you and kneed. He’s got pointy claws so I only let him have at it when I’m wearing thick denim or a sweatshirt, otherwise he’ll poke a zillion little holes in you wherever he’s kneeding.

He’s also a licker, and since he’s so old I know of one family member who abides him licking his hand while he reads the paper. That patch of his hand is now bald. Kitteh likes to lick.

I also had a cat that loved kneading this one wool blanket. He was really weird about it and would drool profusely while he worked at it. So glad it was just the one blanket and not me. That would have been a little bit gross.

oooh, that’s gotta hurt!

I guess this is different from your cat walking all over your chest area at 2 am in the morning, or atleast she seems to enjoy it.

I used to have a cat who would make biscuits on boobs (especially mine), then he’d move up to knead the shoulders and drool on your neck. I had to warn every female who entered my house. That cat freaked people out.

Yet another item to add to the list of things pets can do that would get me thrown in jail.

PS: One of my kitties used to be a “Nurser” too.

His name is Hootie McBoo (similar enough to Hooter McBoob)

:O
They must be from Missouri.

Boobies make the softest, most kneadable kitty pillow in the universe…

*fap fap fap fap*

Almost all cats, no matter what their age or size, will knead on soft things. And what’s more soft and kneadable than a bosom? Besides, I think the cats know, at least on some level, the biological similarities between a momma cat and a momma human. However, as a human female myself, I do have to object to a full-grown cat kneading on my bazooms with his claws half-out!

Ah, folks, we have rules-

No kneading on bare skin. Ever.

there are Do Not Go zones that are defended by teh human.

She doesn’t knead, he has a mad passion for my pectoral minors, but he has been known to drift- something I am vigilant about. He settles in, purrs dielsel-ly, and I simply put a hand over the No Go zone, all are happy, until such time that I am tired of being trod upon.

On a good day I can get him to lie down and just in/out, more claw, but not going into skin.

Well, I thought it was cute, if a bit ouchie if kitty wasn’t careful with the claws.

My cat only does this on two blankets I have… microfiber, and a pink comforter I’ve had since I was a teenager. It’s very cute when she does it… but it’s only for a moment before she lies down and settles in.

Or when she is trying to wake me up in the morning, she might do it… I’m being cute, give me treats! After waking me at dawn, making noise, and clawing my toes. O_o

ok, ok i know this is probably going to make hundreds of people go ‘its not offensive’ blah blah blah, but this whole ‘cats ‘n’ racks’ thing really creeps me out. I mean, for who’s benefit IS this? I find the whole thing just a bit twisted and sick. The rest of the site is great, but I really think we could all do without the likes of this. I mean, the first time I saw the cats ‘n’ racks bit i thought i’d inadvertedly stumbled upon some creepy porn site.

cynthia, i cannot tell you how glad I am that someone shares this point of veiw. The fact that some people enjoy this sort of thing is sick.
The whole ‘he looks into my eyes’ thing just makes me think that person’s imagining things. they need to get out more in my humble opinion.

Oh my gosh. I work with cats all day, and let me tell you, cats + claws on boobies = owwie! lol.

I am reminded of a friend’s hubby who thought it was funny that their kitten kept nursing on his nipple. That poor screwed up cat!

Frankly, I discourage the kneading from Old Cat because it’s painful!

Whoah MOMMA! Hey, that IS where the instinctive behavior comes from. . .

Cynthia, you do realize this person was saying the cat does that to a nub on the blanket, not her actual nipple, right? I’d be surprised if she’s “getting off” on watching her cat nurse on a piece of blanket while she pets him. It may be strange but it really doesn’t sound sexual to me.

i laughed so hard i freaking cried!

Solly meows to me to come lie down on the bed to pet him. I guess I’m deluding myself and I’m really a sicko. Geez, I just thoght the cat and I understood each other.

*call shrink for emergency appointment and consultation*

on that note I’m going to make a batch of vanilla pudding from scratch…mmm warm puddin’

I have a cat now that used to do the same thing with a blanket when he was little. He would only do it with this one blanket, it was his “momma”, he loved to suck on it and knead his paws in it. It’s not pervy, it’s adorable.

Lemongrass wrote: “All I can say is she must be wearing a rubber bra because…OW. OwowowowOWOWOW.”

Goodness, yes, look at those nails! I hope it’s a thick brassiere.

I hope this kitty doesn’t have claws…

ow? that’s what I’d be saying. ow!

Yodie — exactly. The greater-than and less-than brackets make TypePad think you’re trying to inject HTML, and rather than parse it (complex), it just skips it (simple).

I use the standard “[" and "]” brackets instead.

Ow… ow… POP!

roommie’s kitteh does the same on my lap! her claws hurt so no kneading leg or tummy. seen her knead + suckle a cat who’s never had bebes before – it was really funny.

He’s fluffing-up the soft peeelows before having a nap.

Beats the hell out of a typical mammogram session. Is this the new alternative diagnostic technique they have been working on?

So, please let me get this straght, if I send you a picture of a small cute kitten wraped around a mans balls, will you post it on your famlly friendly website ?? How about if I cram a kittin in my but crack… will you put it on you cute animal website?? I love your website and look at it everymorning befor work but I am desterbed and descusted by your choice of subject matter regarding “cats and wracks “. Their are more then enuf other places to get your titty fix . And come on girls why are you doing this to your self, do you really want who knows who perving on your body ?? And what example are you setting for you daughters ???? PLEASE NO MORE BOOBY PICTURES !!!