I swear I am not making this up

by Meg on April 15, 2008

Says Sender-Inner Jon V., "I’m always skeptical of pictures that look "set-up", but I promise that this happened without my assistance. My wife had some "strapless bra pads" sitting "adhesive-side-up" on a chair. My dog sat down on the chair with perfect alignment to her natural ‘tocks. When she stood up, they were adhered and we got her to move around for the picture…"

Tocks

Would I make this up!?
Coxcu
No, I swear, I would not.

{ 98 comments }

1 Leah 04.15.08 at 5:45 am

The very definition of
RE.DONK.

2 Meg 04.15.08 at 5:46 am

Those ‘tocks are very well supported.

3 Meg 04.15.08 at 5:46 am

T-Cups!

4 Sarah 04.15.08 at 5:49 am

Where is the dog’s tail in the close up photo?

5 Jess 04.15.08 at 5:54 am

Sarah -
In the close up photo, the dog’s tail is on top of her back! It’s a different photo from the first one – you can tell by the placement of her legs – but you’re right…it’s hard to tell where the tail went!

6 cjms 04.15.08 at 5:56 am

O_O

There are no words.

7 Uilleand 04.15.08 at 5:58 am

*SNORK*
Oh, now I’m gonna go to bed giggling and give my husband a complex….

J-Lo doggeh says she’s just puppeh from block…

8 Hon Glad 04.15.08 at 6:19 am

I bet she feels a complete arse.

9 julimi 04.15.08 at 6:19 am

Wow. Just…wow. That dog is a comedic genius.

10 Sandy H 04.15.08 at 6:25 am

You know the husband actually stuck those on the dog and told the wife the dog sat down on them, as an excuse. “Woah, those look like a butt . . .I wonder what a dog would look like with a butt?”

11 binky-mama 04.15.08 at 6:26 am

All I can say is I really hope that was washed before it was worn again. Its right up against the…er….exit door. (shakes head and rolls eyes at JLo puppeh)

12 Subhangi 04.15.08 at 6:26 am

BAHAHAHAHA*gasp*BAHAHAHA

Apparently, CO ‘tockage coverage is so pupular now that puppehs are going for ‘tock implants! RE-DONK is right!

13 CoffeeCup 04.15.08 at 6:36 am

binky-mama, I don’t know if those bras CAN be washed…the adhesive isn’t very good in the washer.

14 binky-mama 04.15.08 at 6:55 am

CoffeeCup- Yikes really? Well maybe they can just Febreeze the heck out of it. Personally I’d keep it for the dog and save it for next Halloween!

15 Maria 04.15.08 at 7:00 am

I love how happy the dog looks with the bra on it’s butt! lol!!!

16 Michelle 04.15.08 at 7:10 am

omfg I would have just died right there on the spot. That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! The very best part is that the dog’s expression makes it look like she’s fully aware of how funny and cute she is with those things on. I can almost hear her humans laughing so hard they’re in tears, and she’s just eating it all up.

17 nakey 04.15.08 at 7:12 am

Subhangi – oh noes! Does this mean that Meg and CO are contributing to low puppy self-esteems by perpuptuating unattailable standards of booty?

18 Trisha 04.15.08 at 7:14 am

Better those than butt… I mean ‘tocks implants!

19 Patty P 04.15.08 at 7:17 am

But did the puppeh then try to get them off by rubbing his posterior on the carpet?

Bwahaha!

20 Raemie L. 04.15.08 at 7:20 am

*snortles*

21 pixie-stix 04.15.08 at 7:34 am

There’s a butt cleavage joke in there somewhere. Anyway, the insulated bun warmers look comfy!

22 berthaservant (no longer berthaslave) 04.15.08 at 7:34 am

I call “RIP-OFF.”

The year: 1981.

The star: Ryan O’Neal.

The film: “So Fine”

The proof:

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/187350.1010.A.jpg

(thx for good wishes, recovering slowly w/ the help of the qte)

23 Not That Mike The Other Mike 04.15.08 at 7:35 am

I remember seeing a pair of panties just like that in the 1978 Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog …

24 gillian 04.15.08 at 7:58 am

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt.

25 Juniper Jupiter 04.15.08 at 8:17 am

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!XD!!

That is WRONG on ALL LEVELS!!!

My SIDES are KILLING ME!!

BWWHAAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAH!!!

I peed a little! D:

26 Mu H H H H 04.15.08 at 9:43 am

A doggie with a “real” buttocks. Nice, what young person wouldn’t want. I wonder if I feel those parts, they would have the squishy, soft, and bouncy, life-like feel to them? One could only dream.

27 Meaghan 04.15.08 at 9:57 am

When I saw the first pic I thought someone had shaved the dog’s butt.

28 peep 04.15.08 at 10:08 am

Juniper Jupiter
took the words right outta my mouth…verbatim
@ Meg: It was 3 a.m. when I saw this, and that’s exactly what I thought had happened…then because I had just woke up, I actually thought “That dog has a nicely shaped butt.”

and i peed a little too.

did they come off O.K.?

29 Gail 04.15.08 at 10:39 am

OMG!!! LMAO!!!!!!
@Hon Glad, binky-mama (“exit-door”?!! bwahahahah), gillian, etal: You guys are killing me!!!

30 gooeyctr 04.15.08 at 11:01 am

That dog’s TOCKS made me laugh and cry!
You other Qte-ers can’t deny,
When a dog walks in with a fuzzy little waist,
And some bra pads in your face …

31 Holy Cuteness 04.15.08 at 11:16 am

That is just hilarious!

32 Tamara 04.15.08 at 11:27 am

Just when i thought that the interwebs couldn’t possibly get more REDONK! Now i want to put strapless bra dealies on my kitteh’s….one on the back and one on the belly should be fun to watch!

33 Megan 04.15.08 at 12:07 pm

Haha, at first I thought someone had put one of those plastic butts on the dog :D

34 DKN 04.15.08 at 12:11 pm

:-O

35 ButtaRumCake 04.15.08 at 12:17 pm

Gillian & gooeyctr…OMG!!! I am over here @ work screaming laughing!! Thanks so much for the giggle!
(((berthaservant))) nothing like TehQte to aid in recovery, huh? *smile*

36 Chocolate Chipped 04.15.08 at 12:18 pm

Hilarious-ness :-) Baby got back!

37 Babs 04.15.08 at 1:00 pm

Hey, you know, sometimes a pup just likes a little support “back there”. I don’t think we should make fun of her for it.

38 aesthetica 04.15.08 at 1:02 pm

itty bitty buttock committee! hee!

39 Cat 04.15.08 at 1:07 pm

Gillian, you took the words right outta mah mouth…

WAHAHAHAH!

(((I use that phrase wayyy too much for my own good >__< )))

40 pika23 04.15.08 at 1:14 pm

what a RE DONK BA DONKA DONK!

41 chanpon 04.15.08 at 1:27 pm

Adds to list of things strapless bra pads can be used for – when you need the fake buttocks look.

42 turbofloof 04.15.08 at 1:32 pm

*snort*
Just gave myself away in a meeting – sneak surfing on C.O.

Hilarious!

43 jen 04.15.08 at 1:40 pm

that is one cushie tushie!!

oh so funny, so cute! silleh puppeh!!

44 -valerie 04.15.08 at 1:59 pm

Okay, but THIS is hilarious and was ENTIRELY worth posting. So see? I’m not that hard to please. :)

45 CaroL 04.15.08 at 2:27 pm

Cue the Queen music as I wax lyrical *clears throat*

Oh won’t you take me home tonight ?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed dogs you make the puppeh world go ’round.

46 Ermine Violin 04.15.08 at 2:56 pm

OMG – ALL OF YOU!!! I’m trying to get first daily dose of water down (I hate water) and I’m snorting all over my keyboard and screen! Fat bottomed dogs INDEED!! I so agree the dog looks happy to have done something so funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA— see more water on the screen.

47 A 04.15.08 at 3:34 pm

HEHEHE I got your red hot CO humor for you today.

48 Poohbear 04.15.08 at 4:02 pm

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hee-hee. Heh. Hhmph.

Look at the expression on the doggie! Blissful ignorance and unconditional loyalty! So happy to make you happy ! Will do this again for you anytime ! Cute!

49 Poohbear 04.15.08 at 4:05 pm

Gosh, Berthaservant, you has a looooong memory !! :) )

50 debg 04.15.08 at 4:10 pm

The pictures alone had me roaring, then I started reading y’all’s comments. It hurts, it’s so funny.

Does the fake butt mean there’s no need for a privacy tail anymore?

51 Julie 04.15.08 at 4:13 pm

He looks really happy with that on.

52 Catsquatch 04.15.08 at 4:23 pm

That is just weird….

But it give me another excuse to say PASSIKKI!!!!

LOL!

53 Poohbear 04.15.08 at 4:26 pm

I mean, 1981!…. :) )

54 julimi 04.15.08 at 4:44 pm

The dog has lovely lady lumps.

55 lurkingsmirk 04.15.08 at 4:48 pm

Hahahaaa! Love the dog’s smile. She’s happy because her owners are laughing but she has no clue why.

56 Mary (the first) 04.15.08 at 4:49 pm

That is really funny! THe dog looks so delighted in the first photo .. “look what I gots! firm and rounded tocks! and no fur either! I’m too sexy for my collar! whoo hooo!!” hee heeeeeeeee

57 claudia 04.15.08 at 5:40 pm

LMAO! I laughed so hard I had tears spouting! The thing that made me pee was my almost three year old daughter looking and saying “Puppy. Bum.” in her little robot voice.

“Yeah babe, puppy has a bum” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

58 jennpin 04.15.08 at 5:50 pm

not cute, funny, not cute

59 Kiragirl 04.15.08 at 6:33 pm

size C tocks

60 Ermine Violin 04.15.08 at 6:46 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

stop you have to remove this picture IMMEDIATELY! I have been laughing all day and can’t get away from the computer.

61 Kar 04.15.08 at 7:12 pm

That pose is killing me:

Girl you look good
Why don’t you back that thang up.

BTW people, I am ashamed, ASHAMED! that no one has come up with a good “__________ & racks” comment. .

62 Furbabies 04.15.08 at 7:27 pm

Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt. She was one of the Butt sisters.

63 Paunchie 04.15.08 at 7:34 pm

“RE DONK BA DONKA DONK!”

LOLOL!!!

64 onionpencil 04.15.08 at 7:44 pm

roflmaao (the extra a is for adhesive)

65 Leah 04.15.08 at 7:51 pm

XD
XD
XD

OH MY GOD
XD

OH
MY
GOD

AAHHHHHSFDFLG I’M DYING

66 Theresa 04.15.08 at 8:19 pm

This is so weird, becaue I saw an elderly lady obviously wearing butt-falsies this very morning.

67 Theresa 04.15.08 at 8:28 pm

PS:
“Lord Melchett, I believe you’re wearing your comedy breasts a bit low.” :P

68 AuntieMame 04.15.08 at 8:36 pm

So, Theo, are you going to add these photos to the glossary under the definition of “asshat”?

69 Theo 04.15.08 at 8:52 pm

Oh, that’d be the PERFECT addition to the Official Cute Overload Glossary.

[ahem]

;)

70 AuntieMame 04.15.08 at 9:00 pm

It was your idea, ya know! :D

And while you’re at it, you need to add a definition for pasickie, too. Maybe a circular reference:

Pasickie: see “Bleen”
Bleen: see “Pasickie”

71 Noelegy 04.15.08 at 9:02 pm

High-fiving Theresa for the “Black Adder” reference. Yeah, I knew who Hugh Laurie was before “House.” :)

This dog is too precious! I had to exert extreme self-control to keep from laughing aloud at work and thus giving away my illicit CO activities.

72 Theresa 04.15.08 at 9:31 pm

Sounds RUDE, doesn’t it? ;)

73 jamela 04.15.08 at 9:48 pm
74 leena 04.15.08 at 10:24 pm

omg that’s so funny! Dogs do daft things like that alot lol I remember my first puppy, he was snootling around on the floor and then he looked directly up at me and he had on his nose, precisely in the middle, a little plastic button! So after that we called him tommy button. haha! It was so funny cos he didn’t even notice it there and I burst out laughing and he was all, wot? no really, wot?!! I bet this dog was the same, sometimes they can’t feel a thing lmao

75 Mary (the first) 04.15.08 at 10:24 pm

I knew Hugh Laurie from “Jeeves and Wooster”.

76 nakey 04.15.08 at 11:38 pm

Thank you, Mary, I was just about to say that! And he played and sang and bungled about in J&W! Much better than stupid old black adder. now all Hugh needs is a stickie-bra on his butt. . .

77 Jmper 04.16.08 at 12:12 am

I cannot beleive how no one has mentioned how this pup is going to walk around with a bare back door after the adhesive(sp?) pulls all the fur off….you think she looks silly now?

Yeah this was just the ticket needed on the last tax day, I was about to rip my hair out here at H&R Block!!!! (Love my job but grrr)

78 butter 04.16.08 at 2:05 am

“Hank! You’re wearin’ butt-boobies!”

79 Kayla 04.16.08 at 3:10 am

LOL that is so funny!!! That made my night

80 T. 04.16.08 at 3:42 am

This Puppersons looks so playful and energetic! I love the ear-flopping motion in the first picture.

No wonder – she’s got one of those 18-hour guaranteed support contraptions.

Also if you flip the first picture upside down, the tail + cups looks PRECISELY LIKE GONZO FROM THE MUPPETS

81 binky-mama 04.16.08 at 6:22 am

LOL @ T. !!!! Oh dear god the “Gonzo” image put me over the edge. Especially imaging what happens to Gonzo’s nose when the puppeh wags his tail!

82 Gail 04.16.08 at 10:36 am

What a great crowd!! The comments are even funnier than the picture!!!!

LMAO!!!!!

83 Karebear 04.16.08 at 12:38 pm

Leena: Snootling??? I love that word!… never heard it before. But you can bet I’ll be using it a lot from now on hehe

84 Theresa 04.16.08 at 2:48 pm

“Snootling”???

85 Theresa 04.16.08 at 2:52 pm

T. What made you flip the pic upside down?

86 Theresa 04.16.08 at 2:57 pm

Furthermore, did anyone consider the implications that bra pads are the same size as doggie tocks? What does it all MEAN???

87 Silent Meow 04.16.08 at 3:09 pm

Puppeh, you’re wearing the bra in the wrong area! LOL

88 Subhangi 04.16.08 at 3:56 pm

Nakey – Oh noes! I didn’t think of it. Could it be true? :(

[visualises puppehs lining up at implant clinics to have bra pads stuck onto their bottoms]

89 Winni-pig 04.16.08 at 4:35 pm

It was at Carol’s song lyrics that I finally gave up any hope of not laughing out loud. OMG.

Well, at least now we know they stick!

90 Lyds 04.16.08 at 5:05 pm

I will never be able to look at those strapless, adhesive bras again without thinking of that pooch…(snicker)

91 Villy 04.16.08 at 5:17 pm

Fortunately, those pads CAN be washed. You just don’t put them in the washer.

92 Karen 04.16.08 at 6:07 pm

LOL! That is sooooo funny! When my dog was a puppy, she got a brand new squeeky toy, which was this rather large rubber toy in the shape of a porcupine. We had company over and we were showing them the new tricks we had taught her — shake hands, count, speak, and sit — and when we said “Sit!” she sat down directly on said squeeky and it went “SQUAAA-EEEEEEEEE-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…eee.eeek!’ we all burst into laughter and, almost as though she knew she had done somethign funny, she began moving around on it making it squeek more. SO CUTE.

93 Kar 04.16.08 at 9:08 pm

Butt’acks & Racks.

94 jmoyjoy 04.17.08 at 4:17 am

gooeyctr said…
That dog’s TOCKS made me laugh and cry!
You other Qte-ers can’t deny,
When a dog walks in with a fuzzy little waist,
And some bra pads in your face …

To continue where they left off…

You get fluffed
wanna laugh at the puff,
cause you notice that but is stuffed,
Deep in the bra he’s wearin’
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’

Oh doggie, i wanna get wif ya
and take yo pickcha
My mother she tried to warn me,
but that butt you go , it’s oh so corny…

95 Jon V 04.17.08 at 6:39 pm

Well, I couldn’t be more happy that everyone liked my girl’s look. I’ve been laughing & crying as I’ve read these posts. At age 35, most of the 80’s song references are right at my level. Thanks for the wit and clever comments. BTW…the adhesive is just strong enough that she could dance all night without them falling off, but not lose any tock’s fuzz when she got back from the clubs the next morning. Please keep the comments coming :-)

96 Marilynn 04.18.08 at 1:08 am

That rottie at the dog park must have told her he likes “junk in the trunk!”

97 Dale 04.18.08 at 1:11 am

Pups ´n cups!

98 Serena 04.18.08 at 3:50 am

THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!

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