Blond pole dancer <-heh

by Meg on April 30, 2008

People, some photos on the Internets have that certain "je ne sais quoi." Visuals stick in your mind forever and are harder to shake than a tick. This is one of those photos. You’re all "What the!?" then you just go with it.

This photo has been submitted a beellion times and is now finally posted. No, I have no idea where it comes from our HOW this puppeh got up there, no more than how we know ceiling cat got to be where he is. Just go with, OK, People?

Blondepoledancer4xd

Oh Bamboo puppeh—WTF? Thanks for the submishe, A.R.F. (not making those initials up)

{ 49 comments }

1 Rumi 04.30.08 at 2:32 pm

The puppeh LURVES the bamboo! Lookit how happy s/he is!

2 Kris 04.30.08 at 2:33 pm

Doggie pole-dancing? NSFW!!!

3 Nina 04.30.08 at 2:33 pm

*sticks a 20-dollar bill into the puppehs mouf*

4 koko 04.30.08 at 2:33 pm

oh my. there must be a lolpup made of this~oh, the possibilities…

5 Theresa 04.30.08 at 2:35 pm

Keep your $20 bills, give him a hotdog!

6 Katrina 04.30.08 at 2:35 pm

Going, as ordered, Ma’am.
Yes, I just Ma’am you! In the military sense, only though.

7 Sprock 04.30.08 at 2:40 pm

**yawn***
Oh, not another of those fluffy, bamboo-climbing puppies! It’s really getting tiresome.

**extra big yawn**

8 CaroL 04.30.08 at 2:43 pm

I smell a “Shopped vs. Not Shopped” comment coming along any minute….

9 Hon Glad 04.30.08 at 2:45 pm

Bow chika bow wow.

10 shane 04.30.08 at 2:46 pm

OMG, the hind feet, THE HIND FEET!

11 AuntieMame 04.30.08 at 2:47 pm

I don’t know about photoshopped, but I know this photo has been around a long time. I’ve had it in my photo screen saver for years!

12 blittle 04.30.08 at 2:59 pm

Ack! It’s a monkeh-puppeh! Too cutes!

13 ThreeCatNight 04.30.08 at 3:01 pm

Not a lot of pups can do this y’know. Some of us are talented!

14 Annie 04.30.08 at 3:24 pm

Caught between a rock and a bamboo shoot.
Tough position to be in pupper!

15 sk 04.30.08 at 3:39 pm

This pup dreams of the Panda lifestyle!

16 Meredith B. 04.30.08 at 3:48 pm

I like the little self-satisfied grin this puplet has. Like in gym class when you were supposed to climb the rope, but you could only get a foot off the ground, so you just hung on there, like maybe ‘dis counts? eh?

17 Fegli 04.30.08 at 4:21 pm

oh the lolz… apparently the puppehs want to be koalas or (more accordingly to the vegetation) pandas, now.

18 Paunchie 04.30.08 at 4:27 pm

puppeh! you are not a panda bear!

19 tuckeverlasting 04.30.08 at 4:46 pm

oooo!! i remember this picture from like decades ago. its so cute.

20 cjms 04.30.08 at 4:46 pm

*shakes head*

21 E 04.30.08 at 5:16 pm

Oh, Meg! NOW I’m feeling REALLY heartbroken! I submitted my video of my little black cat pole dancing while I brushed her, and you never posted it. wahhhhh

22 chanpon 04.30.08 at 5:23 pm

“I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay…” That’s the song I hear in my head when I see this. What exactly is this pup doing, or better question – where exactly does this pup think he’s going?

23 Dianne 04.30.08 at 6:08 pm

What in the WOOOOORLD?? How did it happen?

24 Jean 04.30.08 at 6:16 pm

Yikes!!!!!

25 riolinda 04.30.08 at 6:18 pm

i think it’s a panda dressed up as a puppy! :)

26 Anne Boleyn 04.30.08 at 6:42 pm

I think it grew there. Isn’t that where puppies come from?

27 binky-mama 04.30.08 at 6:46 pm

Anyone else think of the bamboo scene from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? This puppeh would have tewtelly kicked Chow Yun Fat’s behind.

28 Tamara 04.30.08 at 7:52 pm

The Japanese have genetically designed bamboo’s bearing puppeh’s as fruitz!!!!! OMG the succulentness of it! Mmmmmmnomnomnom…puppeh fruitzzzz.z….!!!!

29 momof2kitties 04.30.08 at 8:24 pm

*checks the tall grass in the backyard. No puppehs*

*pouts*

*snorgles kittens for consolation*

*gets band-aids and disinfectant for pointy-end induced wounds*

30 jen 04.30.08 at 8:56 pm

what the-?!!?

silleh puppeh, you’re not a pandy!! or a koalie! silly silly. i must take you off the bamboo and snorgle thee.

31 Leanne 04.30.08 at 9:53 pm

photoshopped- it’s a pic of a cute puppy lying on his back with paws folded in- it’s anatomically impossible for a puppy to hold that position on a pole….. he’s cute tho :-)

32 i knew it 05.01.08 at 12:04 am

Well folks, there is is, the ’shopped’ comment, in the flesh. Bravo.

33 berthaservant 05.01.08 at 12:15 am

heeeeeyeverybodywelcometothevelvetdaisyonamateurnightletsgiveitupfor thefirstdanceronthefloorletsgiveit upfor RE-Beck-ahhhhh…..

(P.S. I actually don’t go to strip clubs, I’m just imitating the strip club from South Park).

34 debg 05.01.08 at 3:12 am

Berthaservant, that’s what they all say.

Have you considered “Berthaserf”? When I taught at UCSB, my students all spelled it “surf.” Were they really CA blondes or were they just trying to cheese off the medieval history grad student? We’ll never know for sure. And I’ve got nothing against blondes (having been one before the grey took over).

35 berthaservant 05.01.08 at 5:03 am

Deb– have we discussed UCSB? Did you know I teach there NOW?

“Servant” seems more intimate, though “Berthasurf” is pretty cool (except I don’t surf).

36 debg 05.01.08 at 5:57 am

Yes I did know! Hence my comment.

Maybe your lack of surfitude would make your total servitude even funnier. Wow, it’s getting late and I’m clearly losing my mind.

Serfs were tied to the land, you know. They couldn’t marry off the manor without the lord’s permission, usually. Though the first night thing is a total crock. Don’t tell Mel Gibson.

37 Subhangi 05.01.08 at 6:19 am

Awww! Puppeh thinks he’s a panda!

38 pyrit 05.01.08 at 4:23 pm

Subhangi – maybe pup’s papa was a panda, and mama was a pole-r bear…

39 Theo 05.01.08 at 5:14 pm

*TEH GROANZ* Pyrit!!

40 leannrose 05.01.08 at 6:58 pm

So if Berthaservant was Berthaserf, then he’d have to get Bertha’s permission to marry, wouldn’t he? ;)

41 ARF 05.01.08 at 8:19 pm

I didn’t submit this, but my initials are ARF as well! Yay!

42 anner 05.01.08 at 9:50 pm

[tucks dollar bill into chubular chin folds]

43 Webchobo 05.01.08 at 9:52 pm

This pup’s the primary symbol of well-known digital camera community in Korea.
http://www.dcinside.com
His name is gae-juk-i which composite of puppy and bamboo. You can see his pics here more. http://srv.kwzf.net/image/#eab09ceca3bdec9db4
BTW this picture is not fake!!!!

44 debg 05.01.08 at 10:27 pm

Leannrose, you get an A for the day! Exactly right!

45 leannrose 05.01.08 at 11:12 pm

Yay! Too bad I just graduated from college…coulda used that A…

46 berthaservant 05.02.08 at 6:26 am

Bertha is not likely to let me marry. She’s quite possessive.

And I am unlikely to inherit her vast fortune, though I do hope she leaves me a corner of the bed for myself.

47 Ameri 05.02.08 at 10:37 pm

lol repost

good pic though *snorgles puppeh*

48 Totalee Puppy 05.03.08 at 1:17 am

(Don’t know where to put this question…)Speaking of charming performers, remember the lady in “Whoa…Breadshoes”? I have a news article here about Australian singer-songwriter Sia–Also a blonde who likes to paint
her face tatoo-style for the CD cover. Not the same lady? So, guys, if you want to look WOW for the girls from New Zealand and
Australia, pick up a four pack of “Maori Magic” temporary tatoos.

49 Totalee Puppy 05.03.08 at 1:24 am

Luv Puppy!! I would wait in line for hours for just the teensiest snorgle…
Are the paws held together
with Velcro? But why spoil the magic…luv luv
luv luv luv…my vital signs are fading away…Pleez administer puppy…

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