White people like to rap about their cats

by Meg on March 29, 2008

In honor of the hilarious site: Stuff White People Like we present this redonk rap remix for your leestening playsures:

Credit to T.G. for the find. Rad!

{ 95 comments }

1 Haili 03.29.08 at 11:23 pm

That was too funny. Love it!

2 Alexis 03.29.08 at 11:27 pm

The Mean Little Kitty one has that beat. But still good :)

3 clifford 03.29.08 at 11:28 pm

New cat-egory please: Totally Redonks!

4 shanchan 03.29.08 at 11:32 pm

That is seriously the most silly wonderful thing ever!

5 chad 03.29.08 at 11:41 pm

I hate cats but that video was funny.

6 Rachelle, Toronto 03.29.08 at 11:43 pm

This guy has too much time on his hands, but I almost died when the cat did the chorus…I didn’t realize that was coming. I missed the rest from laughing too hard. :)

7 Ellie 03.29.08 at 11:48 pm

My old snowshoe kitty, Henry, was sitting in my lap while I was playing that and kept looking at the computer screen whenever the meows got started! Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful!

8 meiastar 03.29.08 at 11:54 pm

I agree that Mean Little Kitty is much better, but this is still funny in its weirdness. XD

9 Brenda 03.30.08 at 12:05 am

How fun!!! My own Chloe does that cute begging thing with her right front paw (at 3:55) for temptations treats.

10 Nougat 03.30.08 at 12:24 am

I am crying … in a good way. Hilarial!

11 Caitlin Higgins-Foster-Brenson-Clark-Kurimoto-Jones 03.30.08 at 12:32 am

This video makes today the best Caturday EVER. I am marking my calendar.

12 Christine H 03.30.08 at 1:02 am

That was freaking hilarious. (And yeah, the guy has too much time on his hands, not to mention a very cooperative girlfriend/friend/sister/cute female person.)

13 Rhea 03.30.08 at 1:03 am

That is seriously scary. lol Weird.

14 Fegli 03.30.08 at 1:15 am

omg is there a Cute or Annoying? category? This would fit right in.

15 ms. disco 03.30.08 at 1:26 am

Huh, a tad annoying, perhaps–but that dude is rather cute himself…

16 Leilani 03.30.08 at 1:28 am

Is it me, or did that guy look an awful lot like Vanilla Ice?

17 metsakins 03.30.08 at 1:31 am

a cute guy with too much time on his hands, with a good sense of humour who loves cats.

single girls, I’d check him out.

18 Annie J 03.30.08 at 1:42 am

Totttallllyyy redonk. XD

19 Hello Kitty 03.30.08 at 1:45 am

This is the most redonk/genious thing!!! Luv the end of the song at the super market…and the cat and teddy…At least he sang kinda nice.

20 mel 03.30.08 at 1:48 am

Haha. I like Mean Kitty, too, but this is pretty good. My boyfriend always makes up songs about our cat, but we’ve never made a video.
My coworker’s finacee made a rap about how mean their cat is, but it’s got some colorful language as a warning http://youtube.com/watch?v=-oAZnMB4wBU

21 Jen 03.30.08 at 1:52 am

Meg, Theo,

This was cute, but I agree with the others, the Mean Kitty Song was funnier. I even downloaded the song from the guy’s website (free!).

Meg, Theo, please post the Mean Kitty video!

22 tubbysnuggles 03.30.08 at 2:32 am

oh this was adorable. you’ve just GOTTA love a guy who a) loves a cat that much and b) clearly doesn’t take himself too seriously. what a wonderful sense of humor. I LOVED it. LOL.

23 anner 03.30.08 at 2:32 am

once again, Stuff White People Like has got my number…:) :( :/

24 pny 03.30.08 at 2:32 am

That cat has The Life.

25 anner 03.30.08 at 2:38 am

oh wait, i now understand that this isn’t *from* SWPL…but at any rate, i was pretty sheepish to realize i’m not the only one who’s thought about this stuff seriously…thank to my borderline unhealthy attachment to my cat, Petra, i have a whole video for Petralicious a-brewing in my head…if it ever come to fruition, you all will be the first to know. whether you want to or not.

26 Annie 03.30.08 at 2:59 am

Oh that was just tooo cute for words… and OMGWTFBBQ The kitty meows IN TUNE PEOPLE… IT doesn’t get any better than that..
LOL ♥♥♥♥♥♥

27 Deckard Canine 03.30.08 at 3:23 am

It may not be as funny as “Mean Kitty,” but I do find it cuter and more musically pleasing. I especially like the teddy bear hugs.

28 Yitzysmommie 03.30.08 at 3:26 am

mel, good link, thanks.
The featured video is cute! Love the kitty cat chorus!

29 yankeebird 03.30.08 at 3:28 am

I don’t know if it can be said that all white people like to rap about their cats, however this white person likes to listen to other white people rap about their cats. This was awesome.

30 ashagato 03.30.08 at 3:32 am

when the kit hugs the the stuffed animal, it kills me!

31 ashagato 03.30.08 at 3:32 am

when the kit hugs the the stuffed animal, it kills me!

32 Zee 03.30.08 at 3:58 am

Yes. I am a whitey. And I does like ta rap about mah kittehs. They ignore me anyway. (Sigh) The vid is a scream.

33 chanpon 03.30.08 at 4:46 am

Cat is adorable, but if that white guy were to come near me singing this cat song, I’d back away, much like the cat did from that Santa on a Roomba thing in the vid.

34 Juniper Jupiter 03.30.08 at 5:09 am

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA!!!

XD!!!
My sides are hurting!!

Oh, the poor kitty!! :’)
Too sophisticated to like rap! That guy was just plain goofy! BWAHAAHAHAAHAHAA!!!

35 Yubi Shines 03.30.08 at 5:10 am

*mumble* There’s also that the Mean Kitty’s owner is cuter. *mumble*

Great, I’ve become one of those girls.

36 Lisa 03.30.08 at 5:44 am

OMG – I’ll take him and da kitteh

37 Kar 03.30.08 at 6:08 am

White people. Geez.

That is a cute kitty though. Love him hugging the dolly.

38 claudia 03.30.08 at 7:11 am

LMAO!!!!!! Cat’s all “What a freak, but ehn, whatev” and dude’s all “Ice Ice Baby” ROFL

39 tank 03.30.08 at 8:07 am

*maow* LMAO awesome!

40 Poohbear 03.30.08 at 9:16 am

Cute kitty + cute guy = dedleh combo!

41 Sunshine0460 03.30.08 at 9:37 am

This guy must really luv this kitteh…and I liked “Mean Kitty” better…both are totally redonk. :P

42 Freya 03.30.08 at 9:59 am

I am so delighted over this video. I usually shut down every device that blasts rap tunes but this one was different. A handsome young man with an extraordinary love for his cat, a cat that is something else again (in a good way though), a lovely tune, and a genius who put it all together. Heartwarming, guys, and my thanks go to the creator of this video.

43 Gail 03.30.08 at 11:48 am

@Chanpon: “..Santa on a Roomba thing..” LMAO!!!

Cute guy (for a young whippersnapper, heh heh!), PLUS he LOVES that kitty!!! Soooooo sweet!!!!!

44 Mandi Ballard 03.30.08 at 12:40 pm

Fabulous! I love the chorus!!

45 snoopysnake 03.30.08 at 12:51 pm

I love it! Meow meowmeow meowmeow meow, meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meow!

What a gorgeous cat!

I especially love how the cat cuddles the teddy bear.

46 SayYesh 03.30.08 at 1:05 pm

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Wahooo.

47 bookmonstercats 03.30.08 at 2:36 pm

Loves me a man who can sing, dance and loves kittehs. Permalinked.

48 claudia 03.30.08 at 3:28 pm

That, my cat lovin friends was the most hilarious thing ive seen all year! Very clever and FUNNY!! LOL

49 Heather 03.30.08 at 3:38 pm

This guy is extremely secure in his manhood! Totally sweet!

Now what is this “mean kitty”? Where can I find it?

50 Laura 03.30.08 at 4:11 pm
51 Traci 03.30.08 at 4:14 pm

I was expecting, (and truly hoping) that the Cat was going to “meow” the entire song. Although…this is pretty cute.

52 Doll 03.30.08 at 5:28 pm

That was highly entertaining.

53 LisaL 03.30.08 at 6:00 pm

Ahahahaha… the cat chorus part is the best… hilarious.

54 T. 03.30.08 at 6:03 pm

Hi, can I just say that both the Mean Kitty guy and the Mean kitty cat, as well as THIS guy and THIS cat, are all four of them COMPLETELY redonkulously adorable?

The last time I squealed so rapturously about cute guys and kitties was when I first saw Winston and his two devoted humans.

I really, really am a creepy fangirl, but there’s just something about cute guys who love their kittehs.

55 LisaL 03.30.08 at 6:04 pm

Hahaha… I just watched that Mean Kitty vid…. that one is much better.. you can actually understand what the guy is saying :P heh

56 berthaslave 03.30.08 at 6:19 pm

It’s not even his kitty. The girl it belongs to must be pretty cool.

I’m not comfortable with the white guys rapping about the cats for some reason. And the comments about the performers cuteness. We men are very sensitive about our looks and hope that we can be judged on the basis of our personality. So what if these guys have “hair on their head” and are “skinny.” Does that really make someone cute?

The best song written by white guys about cats is “Catbox” by the Four Postmen (look them up):

I gotta kitty and when he gets hungry, this is what he likes to say:

Myah! Myah! Myah! Myah! Myah! Myah!

I gotta kitty and when he gets thirsty, this is what he likes to say:

Myah! Myah! Myah! Myah! Myah! Myah!

I gotta kitty and when he gets frisky, this is what he likes to say:

Grab the dice, throw me the whiskey and send in those mice!!

Catbox!

57 annie 03.30.08 at 6:24 pm

These people obviously love their kitty! Nice to see. . .

58 Gail 03.30.08 at 8:37 pm

@berthaslave: It’s all about the obvious love of the cats—makes the guys cuter, the white rap songs tolerable…

Bottom Line: By the fact that I know you LOVE your cat, sight-unseen you are thereby CUTE. (Said as a 47-yr-old, non-stalker)

59 riolinda 03.30.08 at 9:02 pm

Loved it! I too thought that the kitty was going to sing the whole song. But who doesn’t love a guy that loves cats?? :)

60 R. Moore 03.30.08 at 9:23 pm

Bwa ha ha ha, adorable. I love the kitty singing.

And CT Peeps, do you know what this song reminds me of?

61 Colleen S 03.30.08 at 10:05 pm

Perhaps my favorite video on the site ever! Thanks, I needed the pick me up.

62 Lucia Mendez 03.30.08 at 10:09 pm

HAHA I love the kitty with the teddy bear at 1:24 so cute!

63 bianca 03.30.08 at 10:47 pm

siiiiggh….
white people…
but omg that cat was so cute
:D

64 Julie 03.30.08 at 10:53 pm

Oh, my god! This is why to funny and absolutely wonderful. Cat lovers will really enjoy this.

65 Dorothy 03.30.08 at 11:11 pm

When the cat was holding the teady bear, that was the cutest thing ever!!!

66 Sheila 03.31.08 at 12:23 am

Seriously, I love this guy and his cat. They can eat crackers in my bed anytime!

67 Silent Meow 03.31.08 at 12:26 am

Sooooo cuuuuute! :o ) I love it!

68 Silent Meow 03.31.08 at 12:30 am

Meow meow, meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow.
Repeat.

(Now I can’t get this out of my head. lol)

69 Infinity 03.31.08 at 2:04 am

First, the slow tempo of this video clearly marks it as R&B, and not rap.

Secondly, I was expecting it to be hilarious, but it was instead, rather heartwarming seeing all the cuddling.

A great video. :)

70 berthaslave 03.31.08 at 3:51 am

thanks gail…i’m turning pretty soft….i saw an aspca commercial with sarah maclachlan today and started crying….

71 Zenkitty 03.31.08 at 4:40 am

Yeah, Sparta’s one mean little kitty and the song stays with you! I love this guy though..he’s such a geek but any guy who loves his cat that much is totally cool with me..lol.

72 Vanessa 03.31.08 at 6:11 am

Ok I cracked up at first and ended up with an “awww”…very sweet to see that much love :)

73 gravyboat 03.31.08 at 7:41 am

What a coooooot puddy tat! And an adorable boy too!

74 ThreeCatNight 03.31.08 at 2:33 pm

Beautiful cat. He’s got a soulful vibe goin’ down there.

75 crackjob 03.31.08 at 2:49 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

I loved the dancing sequence in the park, around 2:18.

Holy crapballs.

76 Animalphiles Annie 03.31.08 at 2:51 pm

Zenkitty – that ad ALWAYS makes me cry. Now the song is associated with the ad – I can’t listen to it anymore without sobbing.
Good thing there are videos like this to remind me that there is true love and goodness in the world. I LOVE how much this guy loves his cat. That’s definitely an automatic +50 in the cute factor.

77 Animalphiles Annie 03.31.08 at 2:52 pm

Oops – previous comment a response to Berthaslave, not ZenKitty.

78 momof2kitties 03.31.08 at 2:58 pm

All who are in love with Berthaslave raise their hands! Me!Me!Me!

As for the Sarah Maclachlan commercial, I have to turn away. I can’t even watch it.

And this guy? White guys should never rap, but this is freakin’ hilarious… Two paws up!

79 meowandwoof 03.31.08 at 4:33 pm

OMG – Watch the Sarah McLaughlin commerc FOLLOWED by the Pedigree comerc (before Echo gets adopted). Talk about wallowing in human tears!!!

80 temperance 03.31.08 at 4:34 pm

sheesh- thanks a lot meg, i’ve had this damn song in my head for two whole days now…it’s just so cat-chy!

81 meowandwoof 03.31.08 at 4:36 pm

p.s I’ve always enjoyed berthaslave’s comment and only recently found out he’s a dude. He is VERY attractive in my book – I’d be honored to be his stalker. puuuurrruuuurrrr

82 Sami 03.31.08 at 9:29 pm

Are you kidding about the Stuff White People Like website? That’s a completely offensive and racist site!

83 anner 03.31.08 at 10:13 pm

oh boy, we’re lovin’ on berthaslave today?

*eagerly joins in, although not a stalker and already happily married*

yes, i think it’s save to say, berthaslave, that you have many an admirer on this site!

84 frogprof 03.31.08 at 10:49 pm

Meowandwoof — I was afraid I was the only one who’d seen [and cried over] the SPCA “Echo [pre-adoption]” ad … When the new one came out, I started to mute it, but when I saw that it was different, I rewound the DVR [LOVE that technology] and discovered it’s all good for Echo! Yay for his new family — wonder if they saw his previous ad and decided on him because of that!

85 Kar 04.01.08 at 2:45 am

K-Fed?

86 brinnann 04.01.08 at 3:18 pm

*makes note to never watch SPCA & Pedigree commercials*

87 brinnann 04.01.08 at 3:19 pm

*laffs hysterically at Kar’s comment*

88 siobhan 04.01.08 at 3:56 pm

i can’t he danced like that in public….

89 softie74 04.01.08 at 4:28 pm

That SPCA ad made me BAWL too! So does the Pedigree ad about “I know I’m a good dog…” There’s also an old Iams ad w/an Irish setter named Casey whom we see “aging” throughout his relationship w/his person. OMG the tears are welling up right now gotta go…

90 Just sayin'. 04.01.08 at 8:49 pm

The “I know I’m a good dog” is the Echo one, isn’t it? Yes it always got a lump in my throat and the joy in his voice (David Duchovny, yum) when he “gets out” always gets me mooshy also.
Re: the videos, I thought this was cute but didn’t completely understand all the words. It sounded like there was some kind of break up going on?? and someone would lose the kitteh. Also that guy (cute as he is) could use some pants that fit him. Am I an old fogey? I guess so.

91 Subhangi 04.02.08 at 2:52 pm

LOL! Silly and cute.

Gorgeous kitty, btw.

92 Kaitou Juliet 04.02.08 at 9:57 pm

Hilarious! I loved it!

93 Ninjin 04.03.08 at 3:01 pm

Aw!
I hate rap but that was adorable.

94 berthaslave 04.03.08 at 8:37 pm

Ummm…yeah, thanks. Didn’t realize this had gotten a response until today several days later.

For the record, the men in these videos seem conventionally attractive, so no disrespect to other people’s tastes.

:: blushing in the corner ::

95 chica 05.07.08 at 8:05 pm

i ahve seen this movie over ten times and never get sick of it! they guy was just adorable!

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