Whimperingks

by Meg on March 3, 2008

It’s OK, It’s OK lil’ Puppeh. Once you realize it’s actually YOU that’s running the place, there’ll be no need to whimpères.

Hannah B., nice submeeeeeeshons! [singsong]

{ 104 comments }

1 Alice 03.03.08 at 6:40 pm

Someone needs to hug the stuffing out of that puppy! I think that someone should be ME.

2 Jess 03.03.08 at 6:42 pm

Won’t someone pick up that poor little puppeh an snorggle him!!!????

3 Milkie 03.03.08 at 6:42 pm

AWH!! <3 I will snuggle hims happy

4 hn 03.03.08 at 6:46 pm

someone should take the invisi-weight off the fluffiness so she can stand up and look around!

5 Sandra 03.03.08 at 6:47 pm

Somebody peek heem up – STAT!

6 Chocolate Chipped 03.03.08 at 6:47 pm

Poor puppy, he needs to be petted and snuggled. Awwww….

7 Emily Anonymous 03.03.08 at 6:49 pm

That cameraman is clearly a robot. I would cave after one second and pick the puppy up if I was behind the camera.

8 theoneflyinvet 03.03.08 at 7:02 pm

time for snorgling an’ nosicle snuffling an’ eye cap plinking *plink plink*!! :)

9 ceejoe 03.03.08 at 7:04 pm

omg!!!1! How could you listen to that for 27 seconds and NOT PICK HEEM UP????

10 Hila 03.03.08 at 7:05 pm

ITA with Chocolate Chipped. I couldn’t stand more than 3 seconds of that whimpering and would pick the fluffball immediately and cuddle him in my bosom! *sniff*

11 revolution724 03.03.08 at 7:05 pm

Oh, he’s so roly poly, he looks like a big fuzzy caterpillar.

12 Deckard Canine 03.03.08 at 7:07 pm

Since that pathetic-voiced kitten got to be under “Cute or Sad?”, I think so should this pup.

13 Michelle 03.03.08 at 7:10 pm

is that a pom?

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy…

14 jessie 03.03.08 at 7:14 pm

That is a living squeaky toy! Someone hug him!

15 Shelly 03.03.08 at 7:26 pm

Hahahahaha… when I played this, 3 German Shepherds and a lab came running to help the puppy in trouble and were all “baroo” at me trying to figure out where the lil puppers was and why I wasn’t helping him. My pups love the pupster.

16 Scoobie 03.03.08 at 7:26 pm

I predict a commentroversy coming soon to this thread

17 zeldapie 03.03.08 at 7:28 pm

Awwww. Poor lil bebeh.
He looks and sounds like a stuffed toy.
I’d say it’s snorgle time for him.

18 Jess 03.03.08 at 7:28 pm

My face just crumpled watching that. SO cute and so sad, I just wanted to grab her up and love her!

19 Jen 03.03.08 at 7:34 pm

Really, how can you just film and not cuddle? This is akin to the person who films someone being attacked by a bear but doesn’t call for help.

20 EaterofShades 03.03.08 at 7:35 pm

my gosh!!

he (she?) looks so squeezable!!!

21 semanticantics 03.03.08 at 7:38 pm

A little WD-40 would take care of that.

22 Sass 03.03.08 at 7:41 pm

Agh! He sounds like a tiny, fluffy, beady-eyed baby chick!

23 Tricia Garrett 03.03.08 at 7:46 pm

Poor fella wants his mummy!

24 chanpon 03.03.08 at 7:54 pm

Oh dear god – this goes right up there with Tabitha’s merciless mewings at the door to be let in. Kills me. Someone pick him up and give him some kisses right now!!

25 juv3nal 03.03.08 at 7:55 pm

You’ve all been had. Either I’m hallucinating or it clearly winks at the camera at around 23-24 seconds in.

26 Theo 03.03.08 at 8:00 pm

OMG, Juv3nal, you’re right.
I mean about the winking part, not the hallucinating.
Unless we both are.

27 nubnub 03.03.08 at 8:01 pm

Ahahaha, awww. The sad effect was ruined a little for me, as I’m so used to my full grown doggie crying for pets like that… while you’re still petting her!

28 metz 03.03.08 at 8:04 pm

Not very articulate here, but WANT! NOW! GIMMEE!
(scoops up puppeh and runs to hide in closet)

29 Katrina 03.03.08 at 8:07 pm

What IS that? Well yeah, a puppy, but what IS it? I felt my chest tighten the whole time — PICK HIM UP! Poor little pupper-wupper. Then place him right over your heart and snuggle his nose into your neck- ahhhhhh, that’s better.
Thank you.

30 Michelle 03.03.08 at 8:11 pm

ehehe. Is it any wonder that half the dog owners that resolved to never allow dogs on the bed cave after a day or two of having a puppy? By the time the pups are full grown, 2/3 of the bed is claimed by sprawling dog. Ain’t it wonderful?

Sigh. I miss my beautiful dogs so much. Losing two in one year is almost more than I can take.

31 berthaslave 03.03.08 at 8:21 pm

Actually, the dog is saying, “Don’t pick me up, don’t snorgle me, I’m making a statement! I can turn on the waterworks like Liz Taylor at a benefit! If it worked for Hillary Clinton in New Hampshire, it’ll work for me! Vote sad pommy puppeh!”

32 Denita TwoDragons 03.03.08 at 8:30 pm

That right there is a Weapons-Grade Cuteonium-239 100-Megaton AWWWWrhead. Faer Teh CYOOT!!

–TwoDragons

33 Lizzy 03.03.08 at 8:42 pm

OMIGAWD someone PLEASE snorgle the poof of pom! NOW! 80ccs of snuggles, STAT!!!

34 Jacquie 03.03.08 at 8:44 pm

Sounds like me when I wake up in the morning and realize I have to go to work.

35 lurkingsmirk 03.03.08 at 8:46 pm

That’s not a dog! That’s a fluffy cushion stuffed with seagulls. Srsly.

36 Juniper Jupiter 03.03.08 at 8:48 pm

Yup…juv3nal’s right. You’re all being duped!!! Tha puppeh is winking atchy’all and y’all’s just hearing the “poor pitiful me” squeals!!
:D

;P

37 Dreamspinner Cheryl 03.03.08 at 8:58 pm

Jacquie-!!SNORT!! Me, too…..

38 Holy Cuteness 03.03.08 at 8:58 pm

Aww, is that a little chow chow?

39 morticiamom 03.03.08 at 9:12 pm

I can no longer watch with the sound on, it stresses out 3 of my dogs as they try to find and help the puppeh! The huskie on the other hand, just lays there like an old curmudgeon doggie.

40 Nebulous 03.03.08 at 9:29 pm

Hee, morticiamom! My sister just emailed me about it (she and I both check this site like fiends) and said that her Doxie and her Dobie both flipped their shit and started getting antsy/whiney as soon as she turned up the volume. :) AWWWW.
(Her cat, on the other hand, hissed in the vague direction of the computer and ambled off). Naturally.

41 Nebulous 03.03.08 at 9:30 pm

Michelle – Aww. *hugs* That’s horrible. I’m sorry to hear about your puppies passing. :(

42 Lisa 03.03.08 at 9:32 pm

DEAR. SWEET. GOD!!! This made my uterus hurt! Why, WHYYYYY, in the name of all that is puppy-ish, didn’t the camera-person pick up this ball of fluff and snorgle him/her senseless? We’re dealing with stronger minds than mine, people!

43 Night Queen 03.03.08 at 9:34 pm

Before you play this video again, imagine being at the beach. Hit play and close your eyes. Sounds more like seagulls at the beach than a pup’s whimper, doesn’t it?

44 micheller 03.03.08 at 9:40 pm

WHYYYYY, in the name of all that is puppy-ish, didn’t the camera-person pick up

Perhaps that’s why it’s such a relatively short video.

Loved the wink at the end. He had me til he winked. Well, he had me then, too.

45 villy 03.03.08 at 9:42 pm

I was thinking that he looked like a fox with static issues.

46 Zed 03.03.08 at 9:43 pm

Poor guy. Someone lifted him up onto a bench or table, and he’s scared because he can’t get down.

47 jen 03.03.08 at 9:46 pm

HUG HIM, HUG HIM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HUG HIM!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!!!

48 Annie 03.03.08 at 9:51 pm

SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!! It’s a pom.. they are my puppy weakness.. I lof them….

I don’t get to listen to this for a while yet but one only has to look at that adorable face and those sad eyes to know this pommie wants to be snuggled STAT!!

49 Ann 03.03.08 at 9:51 pm

My dogs were worried about him, they were all “baroo?”

50 yankeebird 03.03.08 at 9:51 pm

That is it. I am now kilt ded from teh qte.

51 Daniel 03.03.08 at 9:59 pm

Anyone else notice that this little dog is approximately 70% head? What has science done?!

52 chanya 03.03.08 at 10:00 pm

I wants a cute fluffy potato to snorgle!! Please? Pleeeeeeeeeease? (I asked nicely!)

53 Hyura 03.03.08 at 10:04 pm

this is a potato.

54 Merri 03.03.08 at 10:13 pm

Watching this was breaking my heart!!! Pick the baby up you heartless cameraperson!! I can’t take it!

55 Too Many Maureens 03.03.08 at 10:23 pm

Lisa: That’s my line!

*snort*

56 Babs 03.03.08 at 10:36 pm

Aw, po’ widdle tribble.

57 Anasztaizia 03.03.08 at 11:07 pm

It needs huggles and snuggles! OMG put down the camera and pick eettt uupppp!!!!

58 Barbara 03.03.08 at 11:08 pm

I NEED him.

NEED, NEED, NEED.

omg

59 Vicki 03.03.08 at 11:52 pm

That there is pure distilled 120 proof cuteness. It’s so cute it’ll tear a hole in your heart with just one swig.

60 Vicki 03.03.08 at 11:52 pm

Swig? I mean snorgle. X3;;;

61 jazmella 03.04.08 at 12:40 am

“…a fox with static issues.” LOL! That was HEE-LARIOUS!! Hahahaha!!

By the way, you people have 2 seconds then I’LL be the one snorggling him.

2…1…MINE! MINE! MINE!! <3

62 Redzilla 03.04.08 at 12:54 am

That’s no puppy–that’s a fluffy doomsday device.

63 BellaG 03.04.08 at 12:55 am

Oh, don’t blame the cameraman for not comforting the baby; our Corgi used to do that when she was a baby, whenever she was left alone in a room for more than .03 seconds. Eventually you get used to the “crying as though someone was killing her best friend right in front of her” sounds.

64 Polly 03.04.08 at 1:01 am

” Once you realize it’s actually YOU that’s running the place”…absolutely, when I got my poodle and the household was adjusting, things became so much simpler when we accepted that the universe does revolve around him..

65 halblingefrau 03.04.08 at 2:26 am

My pup came running when I played that, and she kept sniffing and licking my speakers trying to comfort the puppersons.

66 rikku 03.04.08 at 2:30 am

I cried. Well not really, but stheriously, i wanted ta pick him up and snorgle and comfort him and pet the fur off him. yeah.

67 Anna 03.04.08 at 2:46 am

It says the video is unavailable! What will I do without my puppeh fix?

68 Ebby 03.04.08 at 3:21 am

Clearly that is no puppy! That is an anerable, walking loofah! Why, just listen to that squeaking (whimpering)! It’s CLEARLY just recently swallowed a chewtoy! What’s next for the anerable, walking loofah with eyes?! It will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

69 zee 03.04.08 at 3:58 am

awww! this puppy is in need of a great big hug and i wish i can just literally grab him from the computer screen and give it to him.

70 meredith 03.04.08 at 4:17 am

My heart just broke a little :(

71 Subhangi 03.04.08 at 4:26 am

Are you SURE that’s a puppeh? He looks like a little bear to moi!

Teho and Juv3nal – I saw the wink too. He clearly has us wrapped around his widdle paws.

72 Kit 03.04.08 at 4:39 am

A puppy crossed with a guinea pig? It’s genius!

73 Nanoo 03.04.08 at 5:25 am

I want to snuggle that little baby! I love puppies and I’d love on that cutie and let him or her fall asleep on me.

74 Daphne Moss 03.04.08 at 6:25 am

You peeps aren’t seriously thinking a puppy winking is the same … as a human?? And sly? No, didn’t think so…
This baby wants mummy…desperately. Too little even to walk…
I would love to see this bebeh with his sibs/mom…

75 Mia 03.04.08 at 6:26 am

Aaw. It looks like the little fluffy potato is crying. :(

76 mandykw 03.04.08 at 7:22 am

How is that person still holding the camera?! I want to him and squeeze him all better

77 mandykw 03.04.08 at 7:23 am

*kiss him and squeeze him all better

78 spiffy 03.04.08 at 8:17 am

pommies are the cutest puppies ever

79 Barbarella 03.04.08 at 8:18 am

Awwwwwwwwwww squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :) ))

80 just me 03.04.08 at 8:49 am

*dead*… slain by the qte.

81 Ppattibpatt 03.04.08 at 2:14 pm

I’m melteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng!!!

82 MJ 03.04.08 at 2:17 pm

Definitely a pomeranian. Our little pom did the same thing when she was first brought home (before she realized that she was running the place).

83 Cat 03.04.08 at 2:45 pm

As far as the “what is that?” question goes, I think it’s a sapient twinkie.

84 jennifer Fritz 03.04.08 at 3:51 pm

That whimpering puppy drives my dogs and cats nuts,.. They even want to cuddle with him.. :)

85 Catsquatch 03.04.08 at 3:58 pm

Woah…

Was that a Pokemon?

86 Eith 03.04.08 at 3:59 pm

My two poms went CRAZY trying to help the fluffy pup! Ahh.. remninds me of when my pommies were babies… I could just snorgle that baby fluff puff forever!

87 claudia 03.04.08 at 4:01 pm

I said to myself when I watched it before looking at the comments “Ok.” steeled myself… “Here we go!”

Luckily for me I needn’t have worried.

That Pup is totally tha BOSS already!

88 Selianth 03.04.08 at 4:53 pm

Snerk.

Everyone talking about your pups coming running? My HUSBAND just wondered where the dog was!!!

He kept looking out the window. ;)

89 jenn 03.04.08 at 6:36 pm

…Heart Melts…

Pick that poor pup up and CUDDLE IT, already…!!!

90 Sammie 03.04.08 at 6:58 pm

Oh! The fluff needs love. He needs the cuddles for sure!

- The cake is a lie!

91 me-me-me 03.04.08 at 7:59 pm

Hahaha! I call my pom a “sweet potato”. That poor little baby needs to be held and hugged and kissed. I must take him with me because clearly he is not being paid attention to in that home. In my home, the world revolves around my little pommie.

92 Amanda 03.04.08 at 8:49 pm

oh NOES!!! Whyfore is the baby puppy sad?

93 KidUgly 03.04.08 at 10:53 pm

I am overloaded. This is the cutest/sadest thing ever.

94 Gail 03.04.08 at 11:18 pm

@selianth: LOL!!! Bet your husband is a sweetie.

95 mnrhyre 03.05.08 at 3:56 am

I have never nuff’ed anything here (or anywhere), but this just makes me frustrated that I cannot I cant pick him up and hold him close and pet him and call him George…ahem.

96 Selianth 03.05.08 at 4:04 am

Oh yes. Very big hearted man. Love him to pieces. He’s always making me laugh (on purpose, most of the time. ;) )

97 mnrhyre 03.05.08 at 4:08 am

I have never nuff’ed anything here (or anywhere), but this just makes me frustrated that I cannot I cant pick him up and hold him close and pet him and call him George…ahem.

98 polinium 03.05.08 at 4:53 am

I played this and my cat stopped everything he was doing and came to attention. He was very worried about the pup.

99 JMoczy 03.05.08 at 5:19 am

I came. I saw. I “HO GOD I WANNA PICK IT UP”‘d.

The hubby has explained to me that the pup is fine and all that, but! I feel very strongly about the puppy/whining:hug ratio. :Nod, nod.:

100 angelstar 03.05.08 at 8:00 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!
I’M GONNA SMASH MY MONITOR TRYING TO HUG IT!

(two minutes later) OK, OK, i’m fine now, except that mah nose is *LITERALLY* glued to the screen.

JMoczy, i agree with u completely!

I feel like nibbling those nobbulicious ears!

(*HUGSPLODE*)

101 Danica 03.05.08 at 11:23 pm

I seriously started tearing up when I saw/heard this… That puppy is so cute!

102 Peep 03.08.08 at 6:45 pm

Seven year old son watches this with me and says, with tears, “WHY doesn’t someone one pick him UP? THEY NEED TO PICK HIM UP NOW! He needs a Mommy!” (solid proof he has been RAISED right!)
I agree. Pick up the pup.

103 Yodie 04.14.08 at 5:52 pm

::sigh::

please… please… sumbunny tell me that he was promptly picked up after the makingks of this filmz….

crying lil behbeh?
DO NOT WANT!

104 Sammeh 06.01.08 at 1:15 pm

Holy Beejezus… must control urge to snorgle. I think the wink at the end is the best! Pompom here totally knows he is the top boss.

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