SKÖGE Ikea area rug

by Meg on March 26, 2008

Check out this mini-floor rug. Comes in large, small and Prosh.

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[Laughing in Swedish accent] Casey G., I think "SKÖGE" is better than "Caesar" for a name.

{ 67 comments }

1 Theo 03.26.08 at 6:00 pm

Bork bork bark!

2 katerpie 03.26.08 at 6:08 pm

Sure, buy it because it’s $20 and the perfect size for your dorm’s kitchenette, but don’t be surprised when it needs, you know, food.

3 Mira 03.26.08 at 6:27 pm

can I say teh awesome pics lately and thanks for getting back on track?

4 metsakins 03.26.08 at 6:30 pm

this is just what I need for a welcome mat! how welcoming would that be!

5 kmira 03.26.08 at 6:44 pm

Attach a handle and it’s an Organic Swiffer.

6 Hyura 03.26.08 at 6:59 pm

my first dog looked like this. he was a japanese spitz.

7 Guido 03.26.08 at 7:00 pm

Bet it’s made of particle board.

Or lingonberries.

8 Drude 03.26.08 at 7:07 pm

Hmmm Dunno about Swedish, but Sköge is a naughty word in Danish… I would NEVER call a cute rug like this sköge… Never!

9 rosieLB 03.26.08 at 7:17 pm

Is it a sign of dementia that when I read the rollover text, I thought it said “SHORTEN KITTEN to the kitchen section”?

10 Hilde 03.26.08 at 7:24 pm

In Norwegian that’s not a very nice word.

11 Rowan 03.26.08 at 7:58 pm

This little dude will go great with my curtains, and when he’s done being a throw rug, he’ll be an adorable puppy! That’s a sweet deal.

12 Gail 03.26.08 at 8:15 pm

Could IKEA be having fun with us Americans at our expense??!!

“Let’s call it (dirty word)!!! Ha-ha, imagine all the Americans coming into the store, asking for (dirty word)!!!!”, said the IKEA Product Names Committee chairman, wiping away tears of mirth.

13 taj 03.26.08 at 8:50 pm

so what does SKÖGE mean? Can you describe it without using naughty language?

14 drude 03.26.08 at 8:54 pm

Ok just fyi according to Danish-English dictionary: Sköge means harlot, whore or common prostitute.

15 Pheas 03.26.08 at 8:59 pm

Well, every puppeh I’ve ever met is a biscuit-Sköge.

16 Jenn 03.26.08 at 9:02 pm

What a cute puppeh! What breed is puppeh?

17 Sandy 03.26.08 at 9:03 pm

A biscuit-Sköge! :D

Gail, I think you’re right!

18 Poohbear 03.26.08 at 9:08 pm

This thread is promising! And vereh funneh hover text.

19 zeldapie 03.26.08 at 9:12 pm

I LURVE IKEA! I’d buy this lil’ (harlot) doggie in a heartbeat!

Other good names: Ole, Lena, or Sven.

20 Hilde 03.26.08 at 9:15 pm

Drude: yes, that’s what it means in Norwegian. Not something you would call a puppy, or a rug or a puppy rug.

21 lurkertype 03.26.08 at 9:50 pm

Have you ever skritched a puppeh tummeh?

How does puppeh react?

SKOGE indeed.

22 christy 03.26.08 at 10:13 pm

Looks like a samoyed puppy to me… :)

23 SV 03.26.08 at 10:24 pm

But SKÖGE doesn’t mean anything in Swedish (althoug it’s a bit ugly inb Danish or Norwegian), it could really be an IKEA name :-) .
Most IKEA names are Swedish personal names or names of towns or villages, but some would actually be a bit embarrasing to ask for, as the frame RIBBA for example ;-)

24 Hilde 03.26.08 at 11:23 pm

sköka is harlot in Swedish. It’s kind of close imo.

25 Cristin 03.27.08 at 12:27 am

Jenn

I could be mistaken, but I believe that it’s a Samoyed, I had one growing up, they’re adorable.

26 Lauren 03.27.08 at 2:00 am

he looks like a samoyed puppy. i’ve had two (right now spencer is 6 months old) so i’m pretty darn sure its a sammie!

HES SO CUTE!

27 Casey G 03.27.08 at 2:09 am

This is my puppy.. hes an American Eskimo Dog. And he is the best rug ever. Teehee

28 jenjen 03.27.08 at 2:56 am

OK, how about prösch? Or snörgel? Do those mean anything nasty?

29 ashagato 03.27.08 at 3:40 am

gail and pheas, you crack me up :)
biscuit-skoge LOL!

30 berthaslave 03.27.08 at 3:50 am

Hey, we don’t know. Maybe the dog gets around (and there’s nothing wrong with that if it’s consensual and safe). Or maybe it’s ironic like calling a huge guy “Tiny.”

Pay for every dance,
Selling each romance,
Oooh what they’re sayin…

31 Subhangi 03.27.08 at 5:35 am

Ahhhh, FLOOF. I need sleep.

32 Hon Glad 03.27.08 at 7:33 am

I have the floofy cat version of this rug.

33 Gail 03.27.08 at 8:17 am

@berthaslave: LMAO!! Nice David Lee Roth/Cab Calloway ref!!

34 Kristin 03.27.08 at 9:43 am

jenjen: Those are excellent names, don’t mean anything in Scandinavian (until now of course).

They are such IKEA words! Snörgel!! xD

35 Nucleus 03.27.08 at 10:00 am

It’s adorable how Sweden will always (at least MY always) be known for the weird names we give our furniture. I’d like to see something named “snörgel”. I’d buy it allright.

36 G. 03.27.08 at 10:40 am

I think he looks more like a Snöre.

37 Alex Wells 03.27.08 at 11:57 am

Too cute!

38 Poohbear 03.27.08 at 12:18 pm

@G. : Snöre is the best! cracked me up! @jenjen : snörgel and prösch are perfect, must be added to the C.O. Glossary in the German section. (We already have a Fraunch section.)

39 ThreeCatNight 03.27.08 at 1:02 pm

Ja, sure. Ve didn’t haf anytin like dis in de old country. So comfy-lookin too. I vil call him Rya, after my old rug.

40 Mats, Sweden 03.27.08 at 1:25 pm

Sorry to spoil the fun, but there is no Sköge rug in the Ikea product line. There is, though, a couple of Köge rugs. Köge is a Danish town. Can’t say if it means anything particular.

41 cheesybird 03.27.08 at 2:17 pm

Hmm… I have a matchingk pic of a kitteh rug that looks remarkably like this. Perhaps from an earlier Ikea line. ;-) Must dig around to see if I can find it.

42 Theo 03.27.08 at 2:19 pm

Mats, there are no puppies in the Ikea product line either. We’re not so much about accuracy, here, as either “cute” or “funny”. Or both. ;)

[a thought occurs]
[a quick search is performed]

…well, what do you know? Huh.
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/80132799

43 Theo 03.27.08 at 2:25 pm

Poohbear, you’re breaking my brain… now I’m wondering if there’s a one-click way to filter the Glossary through a Google translator, into Pig Latin, 1337, LOLspeak, or (better still!) Bork Bork Bork.

44 Katrina 03.27.08 at 3:09 pm

*Squish*- YELP-

“Oh my God, are you all right?”

Jup, jyst stepped on da rug again.”

“Uff da”…………
Repeat several times a day.

45 sunnymum 03.27.08 at 3:18 pm

If this was my rug I would never, ever leave the house! All white and fluffy dogs like American Eskimos, Samoyeds, and Great Pyrenees are my fave!! And the chin resting on the front leg – PRICELESS! Casey G., you are so fortunate!

46 Kiragirl 03.27.08 at 3:49 pm

Theo cracks me up!

47 Kaya 03.27.08 at 5:03 pm

One of my big dreams is to go to an Ikea-store in a non-scandinavian country and hear how they pronounce the product names. Some must be a real challenge!
To me they’re places,names or actions,and make sense, but for most humans it’s just jibberish.
Just the tought cracks me up :D

48 roisin formerly ka9q's wife 03.27.08 at 5:45 pm

Kaya just because of Ikea I bought a Swedish to english dictionary. Goes to look in it for snörgal.

49 Jenn 03.27.08 at 6:29 pm

Thanks so much Cristin! : )
I want one! Too bad I live in a one bedroom condo though!

50 Jaxmom 03.27.08 at 6:30 pm

yup yup- that’s an eskie alright. He looks just like Jack-Jack, our 4 month old :) Soooo adorable and fluffy, but we can’t take him anywhere because we’re always being stopped by people wanting to bask in his proshistude!

51 Poohbear 03.27.08 at 8:30 pm

Yes, yes, a German section to the Glossary. Prösch should be made an official word in German – Ach, Flocke, du bist sooo prösch!! And snörgel might be OK in Swedish, but in German wld have to be schnörgel – I vant to schnörgel you, dahlingk!

52 homer mariner 03.27.08 at 10:58 pm

I still think the Bästis is the best product Ikea sells.. it looks like my cat Schroedinger… and it would look like my other cat (Meepo) too if you painted the bottom white…

53 Penny 03.27.08 at 11:32 pm

That looks just like my puppy Kiki. We also have an American Eskimo. I need to submit pictures of my puppy too. Eskie puppies are the cutest puppies in the world!

54 Lila 03.28.08 at 1:21 am

Wheres da kittehs?

55 Jaxmom 03.28.08 at 1:38 am

Yes, Penny! Eskie owners of the world, unite!

56 CathyDee 03.28.08 at 2:32 am

So, is this puppeh rug machine washable, or is an occasional vacuum all that is required? Either way, I don’t think puppeh is gonna like it much.

57 anjali666 03.28.08 at 3:21 am

Eskies are sososososoooo precious and adorable, *congratulations* Jaxmom and
Penny (they’re also SUCH individuals)!!! I would take super good care of a luffly rug like thees.

58 Nucleus 03.28.08 at 11:53 am

Haha, “snöre” means “piece of string”

59 Nucleus 03.28.08 at 11:53 am

As in “shoe-lace” = Sko-snöre

60 Maria 03.28.08 at 2:12 pm

“Gosig” means “cuddly” and “bästis” “best friend”. Good names from IKEA! Did you know they have a system for naming their products? “Gullig” and “söt” (that also means “sweet”) are Swedish for cute and our head-tilt sound “Ahhh!” is “Åhhhh!”. A sincere “Åhhhh, så söt!” is in order here!

61 Penny 03.29.08 at 2:15 am

Yes jaxmom and anjali666. It’s cute when they sleep on the floor, and looking like a rug! Sometimes I almost trip over my eskie. haha…
I had a sheep skin rug, she sleeps on it, and just completely blend in. It’s just too cute. =)
It is amazing how much personality these dogs have, almost like a little person.

62 Penny 03.29.08 at 2:27 am

Please check out Kiki on youtube too. Forgot to put the link there in last msg. =)

63 shelli 03.29.08 at 10:26 pm

Such a sweetie little Eskie!

64 hey-h 03.31.08 at 7:24 pm

Wait, what does RIBBA mean? I just bought a ribba frame this weekend. I do speak Norwegian, but unfortunately have a very limited swear-word vocabulary.

65 G. 03.31.08 at 8:55 pm

hey-h,
ribba means lath or bar (c.f. rib-knitted) but is also commonly used to describe a male e***tion.

66 584169 04.02.08 at 9:06 pm

A male eviction, that is!

67 m (another Swede) 04.16.08 at 10:58 am

Sköge — sigh!

At least Swedish parodies of the English language are funny ;-)

If anyone wants to hear a Swedish parody of American English, I can recommend the track “Cowboysnack” (Cowboy Lingo) from the record “Blommig falukorv” (Floral Patterned Lyoneese Sausage) by Hasse Alfredsson. It opens with a long monolog in Swedish, but when the singing start its “home made american TV english as invented by (Swedish) children”. Pure genius. I can’t find any legal sources on internet, but there are a lot of torrents… not that I recommend anyone to do anything illegal, but I don’t think Hasse Alfredsson would object.

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