Shut up I do not have a problem

by Meg on March 13, 2008

Arrrrrng

Arrrrrng

Arrrrrng

Catnipprobs

Jacque R., um, that’s debatable.

{ 52 comments }

1 Patricia 03.13.08 at 5:42 am

Yeh, that is my cat around fresh nip. Well actually around any nip.

2 Meg 03.13.08 at 5:43 am

NICE GARDEN LABEL

3 julimi 03.13.08 at 5:47 am

For a moment there, I thought that the kitty had been impaled. I was all “oh noes!”

4 Jupiter Star 03.13.08 at 5:47 am

OMG DRUG REFERENCES! As a former child, I am horribly offended at the callous and juvenille nature of this post…okay, yeah, I totally can’t stay serious through that. *Bursts into giggles* LOOKIT HIS EXPRESSION!

5 Furbabies 03.13.08 at 6:01 am

Look at the eyes! Wow! Catnip makes their eyes change color.

6 leah b. 03.13.08 at 6:08 am

oh yea you sit like that all the time and munch on yer tails ? you don’t have a problem you have a Catstirfy

7 Kimski 03.13.08 at 6:29 am

Yoga cat is fwexabubbles.

8 berthaslave 03.13.08 at 7:06 am

Ummm…this kitteh has a prescription under California codes 420 and 215, and as long as he doesn’t drive, operate machinery, or sell his nip to anyone else, this is purely legal. So take your judgment elsewhere.

And pass the nippie on the left hand side.

9 Kar 03.13.08 at 7:23 am

Dewd, if you’re fighting your own tail, AND LOSING, you have a problem.

Frankly, mine would be sleeping off the buzz under a tree.

10 Gwenny 03.13.08 at 7:23 am

Wow, that kitteh is really trippin’! Look how teeny the pupils!

11 Aestehtica 03.13.08 at 7:49 am

bro. it’s totally cool.

*inhales deeply from bong made out of squeaky toy stolen from the dog*

I’m hungry dude, is Dominoes still delivering?

12 acelightning 03.13.08 at 8:32 am

Duuude, that cat is *baked*!

1. “Dave’s not here, man!”
3. “Oh, wow… lookit all the COLORS!”
2. “I’m so hungry I could eat my own tail… oops, I *am* eating my own tail…”
5. “I heard this stuff would mess up your memory, but… uh, what was I just saying?”

13 Gail 03.13.08 at 9:31 am

Heard at a Catnip-aholics Anonymous meeting:

“…when I found myself biting MY OWN TAIL, whoa!! I had to admit that the catnip had taken over my life.”

14 metsakins 03.13.08 at 11:48 am

the only problem I see is excessive anerableness.

15 Dreamspinner Cheryl 03.13.08 at 12:34 pm

That’s how my Buddy, one of the “Evil Twins”, got his new name-Stoner. He spent so much last summer “romancing the nip” that he lost considerable weight. I don’t know if it was from wrestling with the large, bushy plant, or if he indulged to the point of loss of appetite.

Hmmmm…..I may have to make some Nip tea, for my own pudgy self, and for Stoner’s “Evil Twin” sister, Tubby.

16 shiny 03.13.08 at 12:41 pm

pole dancing pussy

17 Ohlookachicken 03.13.08 at 12:49 pm

Ahahaaha shiny, “pole dancing”. Hahahaha.

Very, very cute photo. Thanks!

18 turbofloof 03.13.08 at 1:00 pm

Privacy Tail!!

19 sointotorture 03.13.08 at 1:16 pm

thanks for bringing back torture pix – why can’t we start seeing some crush photos here?

20 StormCat 03.13.08 at 1:32 pm

Great, now all I hear is the 70’s porno music… Pole dancing pussy, that’s classic!!!

21 Theresa 03.13.08 at 1:52 pm

Wait, nip makes you able to fold yourself in half?

22 ThreeCatNight 03.13.08 at 1:57 pm

Just practicing Cat Pilates, is all.

23 Subhangi 03.13.08 at 2:26 pm

O_o

Dewd. He’s Bahamias.

24 EBee 03.13.08 at 3:03 pm

Yeh you can tell he’s waaaay gone if he’s chewing his own tail…

>..<
=v=
u

25 maggieb_tpa 03.13.08 at 3:05 pm

Groovy, man . . .

26 Annie 03.13.08 at 3:30 pm

Whaaaa???? I don’t need no stinkin Nip rehab.

27 Sweetpea 03.13.08 at 3:44 pm

Man, that kit has jumped the Timothy Leary bus and is now seeing the sacred lotus open and the light of all the universe streaming down upon him.

Either that or he’s taken the brown catnip. Never let them take the brown catnip!

No matter which, that kit will never be the same.

28 Theo 03.13.08 at 3:47 pm

Awhh, the brown nip was only “of poor manufacture” — like, it won’t mess you up, man, it’s just not the best trip for your bread. Nobody ever gets that.

29 Sweetpea 03.13.08 at 3:56 pm

Thanks for putting me on the straight and narrow. I’d always heard the brown nip was a bumpy bumpy ride–urban legend then.

30 momof2kitties 03.13.08 at 4:04 pm

I can’t believe nobody’s said it yet! OK, so I will…

“They tried to make me go to niphab, but I said nyerhe, nyerhe,nyerhe.”

31 Monica 03.13.08 at 4:05 pm

HA! A few years ago, I took a class on growing herbs (the legal kind) at a cool place called Brown’s Edgewood Gardens in Orlando. It was a nursery, of course, and they had a couple of resident cats who would walk around and sit on students’ laps and such. One of the cats, though, was usually totally splayed out in the middle of the catnip, laying on about 20 little peat-pots of small plants. I have never seen a happier cat. Except maybe this one. :)

32 Theo 03.13.08 at 4:07 pm
33 ButtaRumCake 03.13.08 at 5:21 pm

LMAO! @ Momof2kitties HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I was JUST playing that song when I opened this post!!!

34 amy 03.13.08 at 5:25 pm

stripper kitty has an addiction to pay for

35 Kristina 03.13.08 at 5:30 pm

cats are the best

36 I'm The Decider 03.13.08 at 7:03 pm

Theo, lmao@the nep lab.

37 hon glad 03.13.08 at 7:42 pm

I just sit watching flowers in the rain watching the colour of the rain
watching the garden grow,

38 G.H.Waite 03.13.08 at 8:06 pm

Catnip lab. Yeah. Wink wink. For the cat. Mmm. Hmmm.

Next up on instructables.com: bacon bongs – for the dog….!

39 oakling 03.13.08 at 8:13 pm

That kitty looks like it is clutching a big iron bar or something! Made of catnip?

40 DKN 03.13.08 at 8:18 pm

I tewtally want to party with this kitteh!!

41 Theo 03.13.08 at 8:22 pm

GHW — that is a wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, brilliant idea.

42 Melissa H. 03.13.08 at 11:48 pm

When I was a kid, my dad attempted to grow some catnip in the backyard. It barely broke the soil before our cats decimated it. I wish these people good luck.

43 redbone 03.14.08 at 12:56 am

Ha! I can almost hear the Afro-Cuban All Stars playing in the background, smell the nip doobies and daquiri mix.

44 Yitzysmommie 03.14.08 at 1:41 am

This grreat pic brought on uncontrollable giggles!

45 BiscuitTin 03.14.08 at 1:49 am

I love, love, love kitty hind feet. More hind feet. please!

46 MamaRobot 03.14.08 at 2:26 am

I appreciate the privacy tail.

47 bookmonstercats 03.14.08 at 8:23 am

Ah!…. I was thinking about the tail and wondering whether I’d had a nip too much. I thought it was someone else’s tail…. *slinks off*

48 Carrie 03.14.08 at 12:13 pm

That is fabulous! My MIL cat has 3 huge catnips all to herself – she can be seen most summer nahming and sleeping under, around or on one of the plants. She loses a lot of weight in the summertime.

I can’t imagine what that cat has going on in its little kitty brain at this moment.

49 Fegli 03.14.08 at 4:26 pm

These people must have all the cats in their neighbourhood in their yard all the time, singing koombayah and eating nachos.

50 o 03.14.08 at 6:18 pm

Could this be a bad case of midnight crazies in the middle of the day?

51 Obie 03.14.08 at 6:24 pm

So SO out of this world stoned, wow.

Dude, I want some catnip!

52 mushmouth 03.15.08 at 3:28 am

Does someone need Nip-Hab

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post: