Mr. Chomps

by Meg on March 19, 2008

First of all, "Mr. Chomps" is the best pup name evar.

Second, Mr. Chomps has a hilarious bowl-cut haircut pup equivalent.

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Kim B. Señor Chompersons is rokkin’ that bowl cut.

{ 58 comments }

1 Roni 03.19.08 at 6:05 pm

Alien Dog Leader

2 Peg of Tilling 03.19.08 at 6:05 pm

“Hello, have you ever seen a pup with a neck as long as Mr. Chomps? No, Mr. Chomps does not think so.”

3 CaroL 03.19.08 at 6:10 pm

Sir Chomps-A-Lot!

4 Theo 03.19.08 at 6:10 pm

Peg o’T — yeah, kinda llama-esque, innit?

I think Mr. Chomps is a Chow-Giraffe mix.

5 Kevin 03.19.08 at 6:11 pm

He actually looks like he’s wearing glasses, that’s sooo furrfect.

6 Lucia Mendez 03.19.08 at 6:11 pm

his head is so round it never ends ah!!!!!!

7 Deanna 03.19.08 at 6:17 pm

He looks like he a farmer’s tan!

8 CoffeeCup 03.19.08 at 6:17 pm

That dog looks like Tom Cavanaugh (“Ed”). it can’t be just me, I know it.

9 Susan 03.19.08 at 6:37 pm

A dog bowl haircut!

10 kmira 03.19.08 at 6:51 pm

I love that the light accentuates the circular-ness of Mr. Chomps face in full halo glory. The next Face of Optimism?

11 Peg of Tilling 03.19.08 at 6:56 pm

“At Christmas Mr. Chomps was picked to be Rudolf in the school play because of the aerodynamic superiority of his tres-longue lower limbs. The red nose was quite painful after an unfortunate shortening in the batteries, but Mr. Chomps is prepared to suffer for his Art.”

12 jen 03.19.08 at 7:15 pm

oh good lord.

13 blandysnorhal 03.19.08 at 7:20 pm

Mr. Chomps is the name of my lion Webkinz!

14 Stephanie S. 03.19.08 at 7:24 pm

me love@!

15 caitlin 03.19.08 at 7:27 pm

mm mmmm mmm, lookit those drumstix! *nom*

16 homer mariner 03.19.08 at 7:28 pm

Does anyone else get a bobblehead feel from this? Maybe if we got a baroo?

17 Katrina 03.19.08 at 7:35 pm

What kind of dog is this farmer-tanned wonder?

18 Kiragirl 03.19.08 at 7:51 pm

He’s a Star! (picturing pink ’shopped arrow pointing at star on Mr. McChomperson’s shirt)

19 Erin 03.19.08 at 8:00 pm

CoffeeCup: OMG, he DOES! I wouldn’t kick either of ‘em out of bed. :)

20 burdie 03.19.08 at 8:32 pm

here’s a llama
there’s a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
pup.

21 Annie 03.19.08 at 8:41 pm

Annnnd 3rd Mr. Chomps he of the bowl cut hair is a Pomeranian.. The Cutest dogs in the whole wide world Ladies and Gentlemen.

22 Kiragirl 03.19.08 at 8:41 pm

how’d they get that shirt on over his bowl head? too funny, but cute

23 Kiragirl 03.19.08 at 8:42 pm

it’s a pomalion

24 me-me-me 03.19.08 at 8:45 pm

Mr. Chomps needs to wear a sweater ’cause they done shaved him!
He is very cute though, but I like my pommies a little furrier.
Hahaha Kevin! He does look like he’s wearing glasses!

25 MandaBain 03.19.08 at 8:47 pm

Put some little glasses on his nose and he’d be all “The canine head weighth 8 poundths!”

26 Chloe 03.19.08 at 8:48 pm

Wow!!! I love his little line of doggy eyeliner! And his little mole – like shnozz!

27 Theo 03.19.08 at 8:49 pm

That’d be one monster-scale pooch noggin, MandaBain. Epic.

28 MJ 03.19.08 at 9:13 pm

Dadgummit, quit cutting poms’ hair off! It will never grow back correctly, and they’re so precious with all their hair. (Don’t get me wrong, this guy’s a cutie, but he’s thinking “I’ll get you for this, someday, I swear.”)

29 MandaBain 03.19.08 at 9:14 pm

Yes. Yes it would :-)
I thought about making it lighter, but I wondered if anyone would catch the movie reference…and when you’ve got a big round fluffy head, I bet it can lead to overestimating your brain-size/weight ;-)

30 Katrina 03.19.08 at 9:22 pm

Why would someone give a Pom what amounts to a buzz cut?

Do they think it is cute like an alpaca is cute with the loooong neck? I happen to have an alpaca pictured on the shirt I am wearing right now, and while it is cute, it isn’t a Pomeranian-they are small and fuzzy and cute and..

Never mind, I guess I can tell the difference between them, Pomeranians don’t hummmmmmmm – but then, neither is my shirt hummming. OK, I’m confusicated. OH, well, dinner time. I’ll sort it all out later.

HMMMMMMMMMM.

31 Katrina 03.19.08 at 9:24 pm

Chomps-a-lot, furs-a-little.

32 Kits 03.19.08 at 9:52 pm

That. Is silly.

33 snoopysnake 03.19.08 at 9:52 pm

Mr. Chomps reeeeeeeeeeaaaallllly wants a turtleneck wardrobe from WinterSilks.

34 Catsquatch 03.19.08 at 10:45 pm

He’s all

“Otay Mister Paparatzzee, we gonna do somthin NOW?

How about NOW? Huh?

NOW?”

35 JNO 03.19.08 at 10:59 pm

Catsquatch: You mean the Pomparazi?

36 Fuzzykitteh 03.19.08 at 11:02 pm

I can’t believe how long his legs are. That is so funny!! I can’t decide if I like the pom-pom better fluffy or sheared like Mr. Chomps here!!! LOL, i’m in love with his face, it’s so comical!!

37 Juniper Jupiter 03.19.08 at 11:03 pm

He’s a maniac, maniac with some fur…
and he’s B’rooin’ like he’s never b’roo’d befur!

Sorry! But he’s got that Flashdance look aboot him, no? :D

38 Mary (the first) 03.19.08 at 11:12 pm

Yes, yes he does have the Flashdance thing going on.

39 A 03.19.08 at 11:14 pm

ALERT.

This wee pup does not deserve to be dressed up like one of the Hilton dogs.

Reach inside owner. Let the pup be FREE.

40 Daphne Moss 03.20.08 at 12:12 am

Mr.Chomps is a seething cauldron of sheared fury right now; you just can’t see it because he’s faaaar too clever…

Um, so maybe Mr. Chomps rolled in sumpin nasty and needed a bit of a buzz cut…will it really grow in wrong? (Don’t know from poms…friend has one that is pup about this same age but without the supermodel body).

But yes, this is by far one of my favorite photos and I’ve been laughing out loud at comments…lolpomz?It’s comin….ooooh yes, the day is comin’

41 Susan 03.20.08 at 12:41 am

He has dog pants, too. Did anyone notice? Formed by his own fur.

42 Susan 03.20.08 at 12:43 am

Mr. Chomps is a cutie, but if you look closely into his eyes, there is a little bit of crazy there. An alluring combination not unlike some of my past boyfriends.

43 Joanne 03.20.08 at 12:53 am

OMG his hair looks like the puppy version of Anton Chighur from No Country for Old Men…. except… not.

44 lily 03.20.08 at 1:02 am

he’s a long fella, yes he is.

45 Lone 03.20.08 at 1:28 am

Agree with Snoopysnake, GET THIS DOG A TURTLENECK STAT!

46 DofA 03.20.08 at 1:40 am

I think they put that t-shirt on him when he was like 6 days old and now he’s 6 months old and he’s a whole lot bigger but the t-shirt isn’t

47 ally 03.20.08 at 1:55 am

Holy cow! Am I the only one who thought harry potter? For some strange reason, the teeny little shoulders and the black t-shirt reminded me of Daniel in the latest movie!

http://www.danielradcliffepictures.org/daniel-radcliffe.jpg

haha! These two could be twins!

48 Limegirl 03.20.08 at 2:35 am

Seriously, that’s a Pom? Are we sure???? Man, I thought it was some sort of weird, tiny Shiba, which made me wonder what possessed someone to shave him.

49 Joy 03.20.08 at 3:58 am

Nothing goofier than a Pom in a shirt. Unless it’s a shorn Pom in a shirt. Poor wittle guy.

PS, yeah it’s true about their hair not growing in the same…it’s much coarser and mats more easily

50 Selphie le Boffin 03.20.08 at 4:37 am

He looks like a little alpaca with a fro.

51 Subhangi 03.20.08 at 4:59 am

POM POM HAYD!!!

52 esther 03.20.08 at 11:24 am

hipster doggeh!

53 aurora 03.20.08 at 12:00 pm

loving the puppy tee too..

and, MR CHOMPS?!! who thought up that name? imagine him and his owner in the park when he gets let off the lead

“mr chomps? here mr chomps! chompy chompy chompy? here chompy!”
LOL!

54 katybug 03.20.08 at 2:05 pm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

55 tracy 03.20.08 at 3:43 pm

I think poms look so much cuter with their hair cut that way.

56 megusmaximus 03.20.08 at 4:05 pm

@ Joanne:

That explains why Mr. Chomps just asked me to flip a coin and called me “friend-o” … :)

57 ThreeCatNight 03.20.08 at 6:15 pm

Have to ask him where he got that sweatuh. Pommies are just the cutest!

58 hannha 03.21.08 at 10:36 pm

i love it

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