White people like to rap about their cats

In honor of the hilarious site: Stuff White People Like we present this redonk rap remix for your leestening playsures:

Credit to T.G. for the find. Rad!

95 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Haili says:

    That was too funny. Love it!

  2. Alexis says:

    The Mean Little Kitty one has that beat. But still good :)

  3. clifford says:

    New cat-egory please: Totally Redonks!

  4. shanchan says:

    That is seriously the most silly wonderful thing ever!

  5. chad says:

    I hate cats but that video was funny.

  6. Rachelle, Toronto says:

    This guy has too much time on his hands, but I almost died when the cat did the chorus…I didn’t realize that was coming. I missed the rest from laughing too hard. :)

  7. Ellie says:

    My old snowshoe kitty, Henry, was sitting in my lap while I was playing that and kept looking at the computer screen whenever the meows got started! Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful!

  8. meiastar says:

    I agree that Mean Little Kitty is much better, but this is still funny in its weirdness. XD

  9. Brenda says:

    How fun!!! My own Chloe does that cute begging thing with her right front paw (at 3:55) for temptations treats.

  10. Nougat says:

    I am crying … in a good way. Hilarial!

  11. Caitlin Higgins-Foster-Brenson-Clark-Kurimoto-Jones says:

    This video makes today the best Caturday EVER. I am marking my calendar.

  12. Christine H says:

    That was freaking hilarious. (And yeah, the guy has too much time on his hands, not to mention a very cooperative girlfriend/friend/sister/cute female person.)

  13. Rhea says:

    That is seriously scary. lol Weird.

  14. Fegli says:

    omg is there a Cute or Annoying? category? This would fit right in.

  15. ms. disco says:

    Huh, a tad annoying, perhaps–but that dude is rather cute himself…

  16. Leilani says:

    Is it me, or did that guy look an awful lot like Vanilla Ice?

  17. metsakins says:

    a cute guy with too much time on his hands, with a good sense of humour who loves cats.

    single girls, I’d check him out.

  18. Annie J says:

    Totttallllyyy redonk. XD

  19. Hello Kitty says:

    This is the most redonk/genious thing!!! Luv the end of the song at the super market…and the cat and teddy…At least he sang kinda nice.

  20. mel says:

    Haha. I like Mean Kitty, too, but this is pretty good. My boyfriend always makes up songs about our cat, but we’ve never made a video.
    My coworker’s finacee made a rap about how mean their cat is, but it’s got some colorful language as a warning http://youtube.com/watch?v=-oAZnMB4wBU

  21. Jen says:

    Meg, Theo,

    This was cute, but I agree with the others, the Mean Kitty Song was funnier. I even downloaded the song from the guy’s website (free!).

    Meg, Theo, please post the Mean Kitty video!

  22. tubbysnuggles says:

    oh this was adorable. you’ve just GOTTA love a guy who a) loves a cat that much and b) clearly doesn’t take himself too seriously. what a wonderful sense of humor. I LOVED it. LOL.

  23. anner says:

    once again, Stuff White People Like has got my number…:) :( :/

  24. pny says:

    That cat has The Life.

  25. anner says:

    oh wait, i now understand that this isn’t *from* SWPL…but at any rate, i was pretty sheepish to realize i’m not the only one who’s thought about this stuff seriously…thank to my borderline unhealthy attachment to my cat, Petra, i have a whole video for Petralicious a-brewing in my head…if it ever come to fruition, you all will be the first to know. whether you want to or not.

  26. Annie says:

    Oh that was just tooo cute for words… and OMGWTFBBQ The kitty meows IN TUNE PEOPLE… IT doesn’t get any better than that..
    LOL ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  27. It may not be as funny as “Mean Kitty,” but I do find it cuter and more musically pleasing. I especially like the teddy bear hugs.

  28. Yitzysmommie says:

    mel, good link, thanks.
    The featured video is cute! Love the kitty cat chorus!

  29. yankeebird says:

    I don’t know if it can be said that all white people like to rap about their cats, however this white person likes to listen to other white people rap about their cats. This was awesome.

  30. ashagato says:

    when the kit hugs the the stuffed animal, it kills me!

  31. ashagato says:

    when the kit hugs the the stuffed animal, it kills me!

  32. Zee says:

    Yes. I am a whitey. And I does like ta rap about mah kittehs. They ignore me anyway. (Sigh) The vid is a scream.

  33. chanpon says:

    Cat is adorable, but if that white guy were to come near me singing this cat song, I’d back away, much like the cat did from that Santa on a Roomba thing in the vid.

  34. Juniper Jupiter says:

    BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA!!!

    XD!!!
    My sides are hurting!!

    Oh, the poor kitty!! :’)
    Too sophisticated to like rap! That guy was just plain goofy! BWAHAAHAHAAHAHAA!!!

  35. Yubi Shines says:

    *mumble* There’s also that the Mean Kitty’s owner is cuter. *mumble*

    Great, I’ve become one of those girls.

  36. Lisa says:

    OMG – I’ll take him and da kitteh

  37. Kar says:

    White people. Geez.

    That is a cute kitty though. Love him hugging the dolly.

  38. claudia says:

    LMAO!!!!!! Cat’s all “What a freak, but ehn, whatev” and dude’s all “Ice Ice Baby” ROFL

  39. tank says:

    *maow* LMAO awesome!

  40. Poohbear says:

    Cute kitty + cute guy = dedleh combo!

  41. Sunshine0460 says:

    This guy must really luv this kitteh…and I liked “Mean Kitty” better…both are totally redonk. :P

  42. Freya says:

    I am so delighted over this video. I usually shut down every device that blasts rap tunes but this one was different. A handsome young man with an extraordinary love for his cat, a cat that is something else again (in a good way though), a lovely tune, and a genius who put it all together. Heartwarming, guys, and my thanks go to the creator of this video.

  43. Gail says:

    @Chanpon: “..Santa on a Roomba thing..” LMAO!!!

    Cute guy (for a young whippersnapper, heh heh!), PLUS he LOVES that kitty!!! Soooooo sweet!!!!!

  44. Mandi Ballard says:

    Fabulous! I love the chorus!!

  45. snoopysnake says:

    I love it! Meow meowmeow meowmeow meow, meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meow!

    What a gorgeous cat!

    I especially love how the cat cuddles the teddy bear.

  46. SayYesh says:

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Wahooo.

  47. bookmonstercats says:

    Loves me a man who can sing, dance and loves kittehs. Permalinked.

  48. claudia says:

    That, my cat lovin friends was the most hilarious thing ive seen all year! Very clever and FUNNY!! LOL

  49. Heather says:

    This guy is extremely secure in his manhood! Totally sweet!

    Now what is this “mean kitty”? Where can I find it?

  50. Laura says:
  51. Traci says:

    I was expecting, (and truly hoping) that the Cat was going to “meow” the entire song. Although…this is pretty cute.

  52. Doll says:

    That was highly entertaining.

  53. LisaL says:

    Ahahahaha… the cat chorus part is the best… hilarious.

  54. T. says:

    Hi, can I just say that both the Mean Kitty guy and the Mean kitty cat, as well as THIS guy and THIS cat, are all four of them COMPLETELY redonkulously adorable?

    The last time I squealed so rapturously about cute guys and kitties was when I first saw Winston and his two devoted humans.

    I really, really am a creepy fangirl, but there’s just something about cute guys who love their kittehs.

  55. LisaL says:

    Hahaha… I just watched that Mean Kitty vid…. that one is much better.. you can actually understand what the guy is saying :P heh

  56. berthaslave says:

    It’s not even his kitty. The girl it belongs to must be pretty cool.

    I’m not comfortable with the white guys rapping about the cats for some reason. And the comments about the performers cuteness. We men are very sensitive about our looks and hope that we can be judged on the basis of our personality. So what if these guys have “hair on their head” and are “skinny.” Does that really make someone cute?

    The best song written by white guys about cats is “Catbox” by the Four Postmen (look them up):

    I gotta kitty and when he gets hungry, this is what he likes to say:

    Myah! Myah! Myah! Myah! Myah! Myah!

    I gotta kitty and when he gets thirsty, this is what he likes to say:

    Myah! Myah! Myah! Myah! Myah! Myah!

    I gotta kitty and when he gets frisky, this is what he likes to say:

    Grab the dice, throw me the whiskey and send in those mice!!

    Catbox!

  57. annie says:

    These people obviously love their kitty! Nice to see. . .

  58. Gail says:

    @berthaslave: It’s all about the obvious love of the cats—makes the guys cuter, the white rap songs tolerable…

    Bottom Line: By the fact that I know you LOVE your cat, sight-unseen you are thereby CUTE. (Said as a 47-yr-old, non-stalker)

  59. riolinda says:

    Loved it! I too thought that the kitty was going to sing the whole song. But who doesn’t love a guy that loves cats?? :)

  60. R. Moore says:

    Bwa ha ha ha, adorable. I love the kitty singing.

    And CT Peeps, do you know what this song reminds me of?

  61. Colleen S says:

    Perhaps my favorite video on the site ever! Thanks, I needed the pick me up.

  62. Lucia Mendez says:

    HAHA I love the kitty with the teddy bear at 1:24 so cute!

  63. bianca says:

    siiiiggh….
    white people…
    but omg that cat was so cute
    :D

  64. Julie says:

    Oh, my god! This is why to funny and absolutely wonderful. Cat lovers will really enjoy this.

  65. Dorothy says:

    When the cat was holding the teady bear, that was the cutest thing ever!!!

  66. Sheila says:

    Seriously, I love this guy and his cat. They can eat crackers in my bed anytime!

  67. Silent Meow says:

    Sooooo cuuuuute! :o ) I love it!

  68. Silent Meow says:

    Meow meow, meow meow meow meow.
    Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow.
    Repeat.

    (Now I can’t get this out of my head. lol)

  69. Infinity says:

    First, the slow tempo of this video clearly marks it as R&B, and not rap.

    Secondly, I was expecting it to be hilarious, but it was instead, rather heartwarming seeing all the cuddling.

    A great video. :)

  70. berthaslave says:

    thanks gail…i’m turning pretty soft….i saw an aspca commercial with sarah maclachlan today and started crying….

  71. Zenkitty says:

    Yeah, Sparta’s one mean little kitty and the song stays with you! I love this guy though..he’s such a geek but any guy who loves his cat that much is totally cool with me..lol.

  72. Vanessa says:

    Ok I cracked up at first and ended up with an “awww”…very sweet to see that much love :)

  73. gravyboat says:

    What a coooooot puddy tat! And an adorable boy too!

  74. ThreeCatNight says:

    Beautiful cat. He’s got a soulful vibe goin’ down there.

  75. crackjob says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

    I loved the dancing sequence in the park, around 2:18.

    Holy crapballs.

  76. Animalphiles Annie says:

    Zenkitty – that ad ALWAYS makes me cry. Now the song is associated with the ad – I can’t listen to it anymore without sobbing.
    Good thing there are videos like this to remind me that there is true love and goodness in the world. I LOVE how much this guy loves his cat. That’s definitely an automatic +50 in the cute factor.

  77. Animalphiles Annie says:

    Oops – previous comment a response to Berthaslave, not ZenKitty.

  78. momof2kitties says:

    All who are in love with Berthaslave raise their hands! Me!Me!Me!

    As for the Sarah Maclachlan commercial, I have to turn away. I can’t even watch it.

    And this guy? White guys should never rap, but this is freakin’ hilarious… Two paws up!

  79. meowandwoof says:

    OMG – Watch the Sarah McLaughlin commerc FOLLOWED by the Pedigree comerc (before Echo gets adopted). Talk about wallowing in human tears!!!

  80. temperance says:

    sheesh- thanks a lot meg, i’ve had this damn song in my head for two whole days now…it’s just so cat-chy!

  81. meowandwoof says:

    p.s I’ve always enjoyed berthaslave’s comment and only recently found out he’s a dude. He is VERY attractive in my book – I’d be honored to be his stalker. puuuurrruuuurrrr

  82. Sami says:

    Are you kidding about the Stuff White People Like website? That’s a completely offensive and racist site!

  83. anner says:

    oh boy, we’re lovin’ on berthaslave today?

    *eagerly joins in, although not a stalker and already happily married*

    yes, i think it’s save to say, berthaslave, that you have many an admirer on this site!

  84. frogprof says:

    Meowandwoof — I was afraid I was the only one who’d seen [and cried over] the SPCA “Echo [pre-adoption]” ad … When the new one came out, I started to mute it, but when I saw that it was different, I rewound the DVR [LOVE that technology] and discovered it’s all good for Echo! Yay for his new family — wonder if they saw his previous ad and decided on him because of that!

  85. Kar says:

    K-Fed?

  86. brinnann says:

    *makes note to never watch SPCA & Pedigree commercials*

  87. brinnann says:

    *laffs hysterically at Kar’s comment*

  88. siobhan says:

    i can’t he danced like that in public….

  89. softie74 says:

    That SPCA ad made me BAWL too! So does the Pedigree ad about “I know I’m a good dog…” There’s also an old Iams ad w/an Irish setter named Casey whom we see “aging” throughout his relationship w/his person. OMG the tears are welling up right now gotta go…

  90. Just sayin'. says:

    The “I know I’m a good dog” is the Echo one, isn’t it? Yes it always got a lump in my throat and the joy in his voice (David Duchovny, yum) when he “gets out” always gets me mooshy also.
    Re: the videos, I thought this was cute but didn’t completely understand all the words. It sounded like there was some kind of break up going on?? and someone would lose the kitteh. Also that guy (cute as he is) could use some pants that fit him. Am I an old fogey? I guess so.

  91. Subhangi says:

    LOL! Silly and cute.

    Gorgeous kitty, btw.

  92. Kaitou Juliet says:

    Hilarious! I loved it!

  93. Ninjin says:

    Aw!
    I hate rap but that was adorable.

  94. berthaslave says:

    Ummm…yeah, thanks. Didn’t realize this had gotten a response until today several days later.

    For the record, the men in these videos seem conventionally attractive, so no disrespect to other people’s tastes.

    :: blushing in the corner ::

  95. chica says:

    i ahve seen this movie over ten times and never get sick of it! they guy was just adorable!