I got yer Daily Puppy RIGHT HEAH





Badda BOOM!




Melissa G. and Lucy puppeh, very nice submeeshons.


  1. eeeeEEEEEee *poit*

  2. And CO comes out swingin’! I think y’all definitely win on this one.

  3. [*****]!?!? No way! Never been bleen before.

    And awwwwwwwwwwww. The toes. Must nahm nahm on the toes!

    [http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#FP - Ed.]

  4. Oh… oh goodness…. This is surely a puppy to melt my snowed-on heart. (It’s snowing right now, very unusual for my area) I love how friggin’ just plain HAPPY he looks in that second picture, where he’s running. Life is so GREAT!
    And, uh, as customary to this site, Bleen?

  5. d’oh!

  6. aaaaugh too cute

  7. Puppy’s got Amy Winehouse eyeliner. d’awwww.

  8. brinnann says:

    Nope, llism, this was either today’s or yesterday’s daily puppeh. I get their updates every morning in my email, along with CO. :)

    Teh stretchy one was a “right-click, save” when I saw it, and is now part of my screensaver. I titled it “like my eyeliner, ” ‘cuz she’s got some SERIOUS Cleo eyes going on. :P

  9. I like the golden retriever in the back ground of the second picture…kinda like an old human sitting in the shade watching the children play on a hot summer day.

  10. Hon Glad says:

    I love the forties film star reclining on the bed, piccy.

  11. I must have this puppeh. Yes.

  12. Dreamspinner Cheryl says:

    I love that the Daily Puppy posted a mixed breed rescue pup, instead of the purebreds they usually feature. As the human “mama” of six mixed, rescue doggies, I heartily approve!

  13. That 3rd picture shows the very top of what looks like a totally plump snorglable belleh. What a tease. Where’s the gratuitous hairless puppeh tummy shot when you need it?!

  14. i looove the speckled pot belly, and the little wart on her tummy (maybe it’s a nerple?), just want to motorboat it! i bet she has a warm tummy and warm little armpits.

  15. ThreeCatNight says:

    Those melting eyes! Those pixie ears! I *heart* Lucy!
    (Cats — move over!!)

  16. Belleh freckles, heh heh.

  17. Nicolletta says:


  18. Must rub face on spotted belly and NOM NOM NOM!

  19. Oh–oops. I thought the title meant Meg was beating them to the punch. Oh well . . . he’s a cute little bugger nonetheless.

  20. Um…

    I’ve just heard from the Fearless Leader herself that this simultaneous pup posting was NOT intentional. That is to say, we DID think we were “beating them to the punch,” as it were. Ah well… as Stephen Colbert says, the real winners here are THE CUTE OVERLOAD PEEPS!

    OK, so he doesn’t say it *exactly* that way.

  21. I want to smell the sweet puppy bref, blow on his belleh, and nibble on his toes.

    >>Pouts cause there’s no puppeh in MY yard. ;-(

  22. Theo, do you think if we paid him in Doritos or something, he *would* say it?

  23. Juniper Jupiter says:

    Oh my gahd!! GIANT heart-shaped freckle on tha snoot!! And SOOooo beepable!!

    ***beep*** :D

    I’m not the only one who sees it, am I? :P

  24. Notice the lab watching over the puppeh on the 2nd picture, far left in the shade. :D

  25. Theresa — what kind of Doritos?

  26. Dear Cute Overload,

    This needs to stop. I have been overloading on cute for quite some time now. I really don’t think I can handle the double overload of seeing the cute on Daily Puppy immediately followed by the same high dosage of cute on Cute Overload. Please, put these posts at least a couple days apart or I may become blind from too much cute.

    The Big Bad Butch (who is not so bad when reading this site)

  27. Dear BBB,

    Ha ha haaaa!!! PWND.

    The Smartassity Editor Guy (still as much as ever)


  28. That 3rd pic is lethal…I falls down ded now – (clutches heart…crashing sound ensues..)

  29. crazy weiner lady says:

    the toes and ears in that third pic scream to be nommed and I KNOW those paw pads smell like Fritos!

  30. Catsquatch says:

    Well ok, shes cute, spechlly in the second and third pics, but the little dude down there is actually FUZZY.


  31. Oh dear puppy-god… I am overcome with cuteness…

  32. zeldapie says:

    The Daily Puppy is the second site I look at each day. CO is the first!

    Hooray for LUCY! What a sweetum pie.

  33. What a natural model showing off her her skills at such a young age. Great portfolio shots. Watch out Tyra Banks, I think this hot pup is “America’s Next Top Model – Pup Style”

  34. MandaBain says:

    That first pic took my breath away – literally. Sucking in gasping sound…

    Speckled ear!! Nomnomnomnom…

  35. Awesomely cute puppeh! Redonk!!!

  36. 1. Your captions are still funnier than anything the Daily Puppy has to offer and
    2. Teho, you’re having to enforce a lot of bleen discipline these days, aren’t you?

    [I have no idea what you're talking ableen. - Ed.]

  37. I demand extreme close-up of belly freckles!!!!!!

  38. Ooh! Ooh! I gots one o’ deez! Jack Russell Terrier, Is In The House!
    Free kissing lessons daily!

  39. Aww, so adorable! *cuddles*

  40. whew… needed some cute today to attempt to just ever so slightly counteract the massive sadness of the Canadian seal hunt commencing…. thank you puppeh.

  41. Dexter Fishmore says:

    Check and mate.

    Live with the pain, Daily Puppy.

  42. OMG, this is puppy porn!

  43. pistache268 says:


  44. berthaslave says:

    No, what this means is that SOMEONE out there is sending submishes to BOTH C.O. and Daily Puppeh! WE CANNOT STAND (or sit) FOR THIS KIND OF WISHY WASHY FLIP-FLOPPERY. Make up your mind, America. Coke OR Pepsi! Obama OR Clinton! Paper OR Plastic! Debit OR Credit! Leno OR Letterman! CO OR DAILY PUPPEH!!!!

    VIVA MEG!!


  45. berthaslave says:

    P.S. Puppeh is awesome.

  46. Dear CO community,
    This is my first comment, even though I’ve lurked here for a few years.

    Thanks for making my days way better with all the ambrosialness, such as this rather beatific Miss Pupperson right here.

  47. PS. I suggest an open Cute War between CO and Daily Puppeh. I’m sure a lot of us would find the results greatly enjoyable!

    [and the winners would be THE AMERICAN PUPPLE! - S.C.]

  48. Mary (the first) says:

    lol AnnaH .. I love how you said it’s your first comment and yet already you are workin’ the lingo (“Miss Puppersons”). As for the puppeh, when I come to work I have to check out the following in this order (best for last): Daily Puppeh (yummmy), Daily Kitten (so cute but I wish they had more pix of each like puppeh does) and then CO. And if it’s a bad day I sprinkle in some SOMC, SOMM and/or Cats in Sinks.

  49. Mary (the first) says:

    (p.s. this is all on company time, y’know. Otherwise there would be many more, I’m sure… :)

  50. Rachel Sweeden says:

    Very adorable.

  51. I’m with BIG BAD BUTCH:

    You must space these kind of entries OUT over some time, I have a defcon level red headache from looking at so much cute condensed over such a short period. Not new to this so my tolerance levels are good, but sweet GEEBUS! are you trying to KILL US?

  52. AnnaH-
    Welcome. Lurk all you want. But I’d rather hear your comments. It helps in the addiction to know there are others. We are not alone.

  53. This puppy has perfect cat-eye liner!


  54. OH-h-h-h I had a dog like this one time, Mindy” she was 1 1/2 lbs. the day I got her & she was 8 weeks old. I could just kiss up that liddle face !

  55. meowandwoof says:

    well, i must say, this week has certainly been an overload of cute. thank god we have meg, theo and each other to get us through the big bad work weeks. purrs and licks to all.

  56. Wow, that looks A LOOOOOOT like my puppy Juno when he was little. When I first saw these photos, I was like “ZOMGWTFBBQ SOMEONE STOLE MY PICS OF MAH PUPPEH, STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE SPOTTED BELLEH.” This is Juno when he was a little older, on the left, with his brother Koko. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g284/x_animato_x/Puppies018.jpg

  57. That 2nd picture is just delightful. Can he be more excited and happy? He makes me want to actually be nice to my employees, and have you ever heard someone in HR say that??

  58. i’ve been looking at this site for a long time now, and i believe i can safety say…


  59. I’m in with the bellah freckles people: I want more! When my cat got spayed I asked the vet to keep shaving her bellah so I could keep snorg
    ling the bare spot, so warm and smooth!

    Nibblous ears, too!


  61. Which is its raze ?
    Please answer


  62. Theo, I just went to the Frito-Lay website, and discovered there are now no less that 23 different varieties of Doritos!!!

    Colbert has been munching on the Spicy Sweet Chili Flavored Doritos lately. Apparently, he gets those from Frito-Lay themselves, so we are stymied. Must think of another bribe.

  63. These photos have melted my heart! This baby dog looks just like our Eddiegirl who showed up one day at about four months old. She had been abused, so we fixed her up, and we’ve been a happy family since. She’s now 10 and we often wonder how she looked as a little baby. The eyes, that belly, that run…just adorable! Oh, and those ears and tender toes! Thank you for posting these photos of your precious one!

  64. crazy weinerdog lady says:

    Mary The First, what is SOMC and SOMM??? Am I missing cuteness somewhere that I need be made aware of?!

  65. Lucy pupph rocks!

  66. Did you read on daily puppy that this dog was found under a window – I have checked all my windows and no puppy. How did they get so luckY?

  67. Sweet Aunt Jemima! We NEVER thought Lucy would make it on CO and The Daily Puppeh all on the same day! Holy Rusted Metal Batman! That is hellah cool! :) She’s sleeping on the couch right now from being worn out from all the nom nomming and belleh kisses! :) Thank you all so much for your hilarious/nice comments! CO rocks! Hey Nina…it does look like we stole your puppeh pics! Can you show us some more of your puppehs? Lucy’s breed is unknown, but it sure does look like she’s a Jack Russell puppeh FO SHO’! Come talk to us at http://www.bymonkeybean.blogspot.com and show us some of y’alls behbehs!

  68. Mrs Snorgler says:

    Doncha wish your puppeh was cute like me?

    Definitely an superstar of teh Qte!

  69. yankeebird says:

    I now feel this strange compulsion to go buy an RCA television.

  70. ButtaRumCake says:

    Dear Meg,

    I had to double up on my Metformin today, just because of the QTE. Please, please PLEASE listen to BigBadButch and peep….space’em out. My blood sugar levels need time to re-adjust


  71. NutherDeb says:

    Most adorable puppeh ever!!! I LOVE the smile on running puppy’s face!!!!

  72. Hey, Crazy Weinerdog Lady, SOMC and SOMM are, respectively, Stuff on My Cat and Stuff on My Mutt. People submit pictures of their cats or mutts with stuff on them and much cuteness and hilariousness ensues! Not to mention there is a great community of commenters/chatters (and hardly any commentroversy). Check it out!

  73. this is one of the cutest things ive seen in a while!

  74. crazy weinerdog lady says:

    AH yes! I’ve been there, I must be in cuteness brain overload and couldn’t remember! KTHNXBY!

  75. noo!


    the snuzzlemuzzle!


    help…i splode…erf…

  76. SQUEEEEEEE!!! I love the eye-liner. ::poit::

  77. fish eye no miko says:

    You cannot resist the puppitude. Don’t even try.

  78. That first picture kills. Talk about puppy-dog eyes.

  79. Pat in FL says:

    Picture with lab in the background. I thought he looked so sad, as if “this is my replacement”?

  80. i’m also glad that wee lucy is a rescue. i’m sporting my aspca bracelet at work. my boyfriend and i are going to adopt a puppy sometime in the near future and we’ll definitely submit insanely cute pictures which will hopefully be posted. i’m at work alone, no customers, no new posts to concentrate on, i need something to squeal at! the lucy pudge is making me shake with jealousy. when i look at her, i get the squinty left eye, my voice goes “squeeee”, and i get a case of the penguin straight flappy arms. this may be a possibility of a missing chromosome or just missing cuteness in my personal life.

  81. Every time I see an adorable puppy, I can’t help but think that it could be made exponentially cuter by being named Snackums.

  82. Caturday says:

    Too cute for words !!!

  83. Awww, precious little sweety… :-D

  84. This is the sweetest lookin’ lil pupster!

    But I’ve been waiting all day for a Caturday update. Pweeze can we have an update for Caturday? I’m feeling faint from the lack of new Qte.

  85. Megs its saturday I mean CATERDAY where are those kitteh posts ?!?!?!?!?!

    PLEASE MEGS Please…….

  86. I wish I had natural eyeliner like this puppeh does. Also she is so adorable I think I may have died. Also also I have a dog quite a bit like Lucy, but she is old and senile and barks at everything and doesn’t like anyone unless they have food. It is, I must say, quite cute. And I have to admit, I like CO better than the Daily Puppy. But then again I am a cat fan myself. And must agree with Leah b., where are the caterday posts!??