Now grab the station wagon keys and let’s go—Momma’s feelin’ LUCKY TONIGHT!
Um, I think you better do what she says, Curlz71.
You’re making us late for bingo
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I love her fur! It looks so soft and curly, I can’t help but want to pet my monitor!
I used to work with her.
Looking so cool with that cap!
I know her. She used to live near me in the Bronx. Does she have on a house dress with Marlboros in the pocket?
Come on just one more number…B-12…Yeah B-I-N-G-O!
Runaway bride, is that you?
I know who you mean, metsakins. She always wears flip flops with white anklets, right?
metsakins and Aoife… Oh yeah.. but last I saw her it was flip flops with knee-highs..
Hey.. is there somethin wrong wif her left eye.. or is it just .. hair?
“Aunt Ethel, how did you get on this site?”
sometimes she wears white keds with the little pompom socks.
LOL!
It’s Maxine’s dog from the Hallmark card line.
where’s her fuschia lipstick and aunt betty blue eyeshadow?
We all know that THAT doggeh belongs to THAT woman. My great-aunt Selma immediately comes to mind.
P.S. Marie — I also had an aunt Betty, but she didn’t have a dog. The lipstick and eye shadow, yes.
What a cutiepie!!! Hope she’s got her daubers in her purse!!!
(I think her eye is fine, it’s just a curl in front of it.)
i actually own some aunt betty blue eyeshadow but have never worn it. why i purchased it, i will never know. i feel like i should also own some matted fuzz houseshoes with worn down heels and have a bad perm.
I used to work with her.
This picture makes me grin all over. Love it.
*snort* *giggles* @ “house dress with Marlboros in the pocket” & “fuschia lipstick and aunt betty blue eyeshadow”
I had an aunt who perfected this look…
Looks like she’s going to spend a few days with her daughter in Boca. “It’s nice, but the humidity! I’m plotzing!”
She doesn’t need a dauber, she has that cute little moist nosicle!
I think we ALL know this woman, whether she’s your kooky neighbor, the one who bitches about your grass clippings blowing onto her driveway, or the aunt that always ends up schnockered at weddings. Personally, I’ll take the aunt, because you can go home and get away from her. Unlike the neighbor that feels compelled to tell me that my husband shouldn’t ALLOW me (I’m serious – ALLOW!) to sunbathe in the back yard wearing THAT!!
well I hope you do whatever your husband advises, recommends, mentions, suggests, or even hints at, Lisa. I always do! (while I’m down on my hands and knees scrubbing the bathroom and then running to make sure supper is on the table.)
Marie, that perm should be ever so slightly too purplish-blue…
berthaslave, I had a great-aunt Selma, too. Had a TIGHT perm, wore jeweled cat-eye glasses, chainsmoked, and wore psychedelic polyester blouses that we always worried would burst into flames from the cigarette ashes dropping on them. She was a great broad!
On a serious note, how does this pup’s parents keep her fur so white? Can’t keep my pup’s face from getting stained no matter how hard I try …
That I can’t help ya with. My cat Handsome always had stains around his eyes from his discharge from his allergies.
I’m pretty sure she’s my neighbor in Baltimore.
This sweet doggie had more boyfriends then ANY of the other girls on the ship, and her dance card was ALWAYS full on swing night! And on top of that, she is the best at shuffleboard of all the doggies on the cruise!
cute bichon!! XD
That lil nosicle is begging for kisses. My doggie, Holly has a cute nosie like that, but it changes color…from dark chocolate to milk chocolate…depending on her mood and the weather.
@Margaret: LMAO!!! “Plotzing”—too funny!! In ten minutes, it’ll be too cold!!
Bet she’s got her lucky Bingo totems in her tote bag!!!
ahahah the comments. She probably keeps her coils tidy and tame by wearing one of those accordion-folded plastic headscarves that refolds smaller than a postage stamp.
I have the ambition to be like the ladies you all are talking about. Remember the poem, “When I am an Old Woman, I shall Wear Purple”? I’m taking notes from all your great ideas for my retirement gear and activities. Fer sure!
Just guessing, but the dog is probably named one of the following: Fritzie, Schottzie, Mitzi, or Trixie.
Somewhere in Jewish socialist heaven, my aunts Selma, Marya, Betty, Flo, and grandmother Lilyan are all guffawing loudly, while my shiksa aunts Vera and Agnes, still living in St. Louis, probably don’t get the joke.
HEY!
There ain’t nothin’ wrong with being shiksa!
(I’ve got shiksa-ppeal…so says my husband)
C’mere, Fritzie, honey. Let me make you a nice bowl of matza ball soup (I’m learning from his aunt…I’ll get it right yet!)
this photo is like a mirror into my soul…
halp!
What a wet little noise
By Jenny Joseph:
When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple,
with a red hat that doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.
And I shall spend my, pension on brandy and summer gloves,
and satin candles, and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired,
and gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells,
and run my stick along the public railings,
and make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain,
and pick the flowers in other people’s gardens,
and learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat, and eat three pounds of sausages at a go, or only bread and pickles for a week,
and hoard pens and pencils and beer nuts and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry, and pay our rent and not swear in the street,
and set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.
black oleeve nosicle! nom nom nom……….
it’s mrs. bickford, our next door neighbor growing up!
she used to call and wake my mom up at 2 in the morning to tell her i was making out with my boyfriend in the driveway, or that somebody else was. never a dull moment living next to my crazy family…
When I first saw this dog, I immediately thought of Doris, from The Critic. I tried to find a pic of the character, but couldn’t.
Possibly one of those times when the dog starts to look like its owner/owner looks like dog? And the recountings of relatives is hilarious; I, alas, did not have an aunt/grandma/neighbor like this…
just reading old aunt descriptions-I miss my Aunt Dutch. She wore Tabu perfume, smoked Pall Malls, drew in her black eyebrows to match her dyed black hair & wore fire engine red lipstick.
When she died, we went to the funeral home, as we were the only family. Her hair had little swirls in it, soft pink lipstick…My sister asked the funeral home director for lipstick & a comb….she combed our Aunt’s hair into the Mr. Spock hairstyle that she favored, put on the red lipstick-and then, it was really Aunt Dutch lying there.
Sigh.
Gods, i miss her.
lucy’s mommeh – we had a similar experience with my grandmother – when she passed away, nobody felt like it was really her in the casket because she didn’t have a cigarette and coffee mug in one hand, an Agatha Christie book in the other – and weirdest of all, her hair wasn’t in curlers (as it had been for I think twenty years or so).
This puppeh is just dying for a little sweater that’s been subjected to a Bedazzler.
“Momma”??? That poor dog looks like Albert Einstein!
CUTE
LOL! Love the captions.
What’s wrong with her left eye?
And OMG is she cute!
“On a serious note, how does this pup’s parents keep her fur so white? Can’t keep my pup’s face from getting stained no matter how hard I try …”
There’s a product (unfortunately called Angel Eyes), a kind of food supplement that pretty much eliminates the red tear stains from around dogs’ eyes (I think it gets rid of a bacteria that causes the staining). I have no personal experience with it, but I’m told it’s very effective.
LOL! He looks like a little old man to me. Needs a pipe in his mouth!
I keep half-expecting that dog to open her mouth and say in a Brooklyn Jewish accent “Are ya seein anybody? You would be good for my son Bennie. He’s a good-lookin boy that one… I’ve got pictures here…”
Where’s my purse and my lucky pencil, that Velma Steinberg better not win this week.
Cute overload for sure! That dog looks like those cute old ladies at the casino. All she needs is a bejeweled windbreaker and some polyester pants.
She’s not a Bichon! She’s a poodle. And she does not look like her owner. I know. I’m her aunt.
“Ceil, Ceil, let’s get going. All the girls will be there. And don’t forget to bring pictures of the grandchildren, even if they don’t call!”
Hey my kids call their grandparents! MY sista’s kids, oy, vat do you expect!
Hi, I am the owner. All of your comments are too funny! Some stats on Miss Jarrah.
Yes, she is jewish and we live in phila but we also have a place at the jersey shore, right next to the tropicana…Jarrah loves to play craps!(more men hang out at the craps tables)
Enjoy!
I just saw her this morning! She was walking her dog.
Beth, Jarrah is too cute! She has the sweetest little face.
And I’m serious about what I said before – she totally needs a sweater that’s been Bedazzled.
she looks just like my snyder poodle!!!
Beth give her a hug and a milkbone from me.
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