Shut up I do not have a problem





Jacque R., um, that’s debatable.



  1. Patricia says:

    Yeh, that is my cat around fresh nip. Well actually around any nip.


  3. For a moment there, I thought that the kitty had been impaled. I was all “oh noes!”

  4. Jupiter Star says:

    OMG DRUG REFERENCES! As a former child, I am horribly offended at the callous and juvenille nature of this post…okay, yeah, I totally can’t stay serious through that. *Bursts into giggles* LOOKIT HIS EXPRESSION!

  5. Furbabies says:

    Look at the eyes! Wow! Catnip makes their eyes change color.

  6. oh yea you sit like that all the time and munch on yer tails ? you don’t have a problem you have a Catstirfy

  7. Yoga cat is fwexabubbles.

  8. berthaslave says:

    Ummm…this kitteh has a prescription under California codes 420 and 215, and as long as he doesn’t drive, operate machinery, or sell his nip to anyone else, this is purely legal. So take your judgment elsewhere.

    And pass the nippie on the left hand side.

  9. Dewd, if you’re fighting your own tail, AND LOSING, you have a problem.

    Frankly, mine would be sleeping off the buzz under a tree.

  10. Wow, that kitteh is really trippin’! Look how teeny the pupils!

  11. Aestehtica says:

    bro. it’s totally cool.

    *inhales deeply from bong made out of squeaky toy stolen from the dog*

    I’m hungry dude, is Dominoes still delivering?

  12. acelightning says:

    Duuude, that cat is *baked*!

    1. “Dave’s not here, man!”
    3. “Oh, wow… lookit all the COLORS!”
    2. “I’m so hungry I could eat my own tail… oops, I *am* eating my own tail…”
    5. “I heard this stuff would mess up your memory, but… uh, what was I just saying?”

  13. Heard at a Catnip-aholics Anonymous meeting:

    “…when I found myself biting MY OWN TAIL, whoa!! I had to admit that the catnip had taken over my life.”

  14. metsakins says:

    the only problem I see is excessive anerableness.

  15. Dreamspinner Cheryl says:

    That’s how my Buddy, one of the “Evil Twins”, got his new name-Stoner. He spent so much last summer “romancing the nip” that he lost considerable weight. I don’t know if it was from wrestling with the large, bushy plant, or if he indulged to the point of loss of appetite.

    Hmmmm…..I may have to make some Nip tea, for my own pudgy self, and for Stoner’s “Evil Twin” sister, Tubby.

  16. pole dancing pussy

  17. Ohlookachicken says:

    Ahahaaha shiny, “pole dancing”. Hahahaha.

    Very, very cute photo. Thanks!

  18. turbofloof says:

    Privacy Tail!!

  19. sointotorture says:

    thanks for bringing back torture pix – why can’t we start seeing some crush photos here?

  20. StormCat says:

    Great, now all I hear is the 70’s porno music… Pole dancing pussy, that’s classic!!!

  21. Wait, nip makes you able to fold yourself in half?

  22. ThreeCatNight says:

    Just practicing Cat Pilates, is all.

  23. O_o

    Dewd. He’s Bahamias.

  24. Yeh you can tell he’s waaaay gone if he’s chewing his own tail…


  25. maggieb_tpa says:

    Groovy, man . . .

  26. Whaaaa???? I don’t need no stinkin Nip rehab.

  27. Sweetpea says:

    Man, that kit has jumped the Timothy Leary bus and is now seeing the sacred lotus open and the light of all the universe streaming down upon him.

    Either that or he’s taken the brown catnip. Never let them take the brown catnip!

    No matter which, that kit will never be the same.

  28. Awhh, the brown nip was only “of poor manufacture” — like, it won’t mess you up, man, it’s just not the best trip for your bread. Nobody ever gets that.

  29. Sweetpea says:

    Thanks for putting me on the straight and narrow. I’d always heard the brown nip was a bumpy bumpy ride–urban legend then.

  30. momof2kitties says:

    I can’t believe nobody’s said it yet! OK, so I will…

    “They tried to make me go to niphab, but I said nyerhe, nyerhe,nyerhe.”

  31. HA! A few years ago, I took a class on growing herbs (the legal kind) at a cool place called Brown’s Edgewood Gardens in Orlando. It was a nursery, of course, and they had a couple of resident cats who would walk around and sit on students’ laps and such. One of the cats, though, was usually totally splayed out in the middle of the catnip, laying on about 20 little peat-pots of small plants. I have never seen a happier cat. Except maybe this one. 🙂

  32. ButtaRumCake says:

    LMAO! @ Momof2kitties HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I was JUST playing that song when I opened this post!!!

  33. stripper kitty has an addiction to pay for

  34. cats are the best

  35. I'm The Decider says:

    Theo, lmao@the nep lab.

  36. hon glad says:

    I just sit watching flowers in the rain watching the colour of the rain
    watching the garden grow,

  37. G.H.Waite says:

    Catnip lab. Yeah. Wink wink. For the cat. Mmm. Hmmm.

    Next up on bacon bongs – for the dog….!

  38. That kitty looks like it is clutching a big iron bar or something! Made of catnip?

  39. I tewtally want to party with this kitteh!!

  40. GHW — that is a wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, brilliant idea.

  41. Melissa H. says:

    When I was a kid, my dad attempted to grow some catnip in the backyard. It barely broke the soil before our cats decimated it. I wish these people good luck.

  42. Ha! I can almost hear the Afro-Cuban All Stars playing in the background, smell the nip doobies and daquiri mix.

  43. Yitzysmommie says:

    This grreat pic brought on uncontrollable giggles!

  44. BiscuitTin says:

    I love, love, love kitty hind feet. More hind feet. please!

  45. I appreciate the privacy tail.

  46. bookmonstercats says:

    Ah!…. I was thinking about the tail and wondering whether I’d had a nip too much. I thought it was someone else’s tail…. *slinks off*

  47. That is fabulous! My MIL cat has 3 huge catnips all to herself – she can be seen most summer nahming and sleeping under, around or on one of the plants. She loses a lot of weight in the summertime.

    I can’t imagine what that cat has going on in its little kitty brain at this moment.

  48. These people must have all the cats in their neighbourhood in their yard all the time, singing koombayah and eating nachos.

  49. Could this be a bad case of midnight crazies in the middle of the day?

  50. So SO out of this world stoned, wow.

    Dude, I want some catnip!

  51. mushmouth says:

    Does someone need Nip-Hab